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Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Tuesday, May 05, 2009 - 11:34 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
Guess he scored, cuz he looks like he's doing the Victory sign. LOL

Chaplin
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01-08-2006

Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - 9:58 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Chaplin a private message Print Post    
The Rap version of the Eensie Weensie Spider

The eensie weensie spider...Hell mama I am not that eensie. I am big, and phat

The big and phat spider went up that honkin water spout. Now why the hell did I go up that honkin spout? chchchchch.....

Down came that friggin huge rain and it washed that phat spider out. chchchchch

That ball of honkin sunshine came out and that big phat stupid spider went up that damn blasted water spout again. chchchchch

That song courtesy of Arachnid Music.

Ophiliasgrandma
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09-04-2001

Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - 11:22 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ophiliasgrandma a private message Print Post    


DO YOU FEEL LUCKY? WELL, DO YA, PUNK?

Couchtomato
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09-09-2008

Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - 7:30 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Couchtomato a private message Print Post    
Recently escaped insect that once belonged to Timothy Leary.

Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - 8:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
You put your right foot in, you put your left foot out and shake it all about... then you do the hokeypokey and and try to figure out where to put your middle foot.

Chaplin
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01-08-2006

Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - 9:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Chaplin a private message Print Post    
Hey man I told ya I was fly!

Sugar
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08-15-2000

Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 1:12 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sugar a private message Print Post    
Are you talking to me?!

Ophiliasgrandma
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09-04-2001

Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 9:41 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ophiliasgrandma a private message Print Post    


Couchtomato
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09-09-2008

Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 12:29 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Couchtomato a private message Print Post    
Lobster Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia

Ophiliasgrandma
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09-04-2001

Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 2:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ophiliasgrandma a private message Print Post    
It is called a Yeti Crab.

Couchtomato
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09-09-2008

Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 4:07 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Couchtomato a private message Print Post    
LOL, at first I thought it was a bug! That's one order of crab claws I think I'd skip!

Ophiliasgrandma
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09-04-2001

Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 6:00 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ophiliasgrandma a private message Print Post    
March 9, 2006—Its silky white looks may make it seem more at home in the Himalaya, but this unique creature was recently discovered in the deep darkness of the South Pacific.

Michel Segonzac of the French Research Institute for the Exploitation of the Sea found the small, blind crustacean last March during a deep-sea expedition some 900 miles (1,500 kilometers) south of Easter Island, which lies off the coast of Chile (map).

Divers using submersible vehicles were about a mile and a half (more than two and a quarter kilometers) below the surface when they spotted the animal near hydrothermal vents.

The creature, dubbed the "yeti crab," is so unusual that a whole new family of animal had to be created to classify it. Its official name is Kiwa hirsuta, and even after a year of study scientists say there's still much about it they don't understand.

One mystery is the purpose of the fine, hairlike filaments that coat the crab's arms and legs. The fibers trap bacteria, which the crab may use as food. But some scientists think the germs may filter out the toxic minerals that spew from the deep-sea vents.

Biologists with California's Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute, which organized the expedition, hope to return to search for more yeti crabs farther south, in the waters off Antarctica.

Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 8:35 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
Zsa Zsa Gabor's pet crab, Fluffy.

Juju2bigdog
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10-27-2000

Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 11:16 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Juju2bigdog a private message Print Post    
It's Chile down here. Brrrrrrr.

Sugar
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08-15-2000

Sunday, May 17, 2009 - 1:38 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sugar a private message Print Post    
Bad things happen when crabs and monkeys mate.

Ophiliasgrandma
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09-04-2001

Sunday, May 17, 2009 - 8:51 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ophiliasgrandma a private message Print Post    
You are right, Sugar. The arms sort of look like a gibbon's arms.



Couchtomato
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09-09-2008

Thursday, May 21, 2009 - 8:25 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Couchtomato a private message Print Post    
Aww, poor little gibbon needs a caption:

I'm swingin' on a vine, Just swingin' on a vine, What a glorious feelin', I'm happy again

Babyruth
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07-19-2001

Thursday, May 21, 2009 - 8:37 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Babyruth a private message Print Post    
"I'm stayin at the Y-M-C-A..."

Juju2bigdog
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10-27-2000

Thursday, May 21, 2009 - 9:40 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Juju2bigdog a private message Print Post    
Happening? Nothing much, just hanging around.

Chaplin
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01-08-2006

Thursday, May 21, 2009 - 10:40 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Chaplin a private message Print Post    
Maybe he is a Jewish monkey? How you say? His name is Issac Bashivus Swinger.

Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Thursday, May 21, 2009 - 10:49 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
Bonzo scores a perfect 10 for his acrobatics in the Jungle Gym Olympics.

Ophiliasgrandma
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09-04-2001

Friday, May 22, 2009 - 6:51 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ophiliasgrandma a private message Print Post    
Babyruth, you win with the YMCA...spot on!

Juju2bigdog
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10-27-2000

Sunday, May 24, 2009 - 5:13 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Juju2bigdog a private message Print Post    
Ophiliasgrandma asked me to post this one.

kangaroo

Whoa! I think I put these pants on backwards!

Ophiliasgrandma
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09-04-2001

Sunday, May 24, 2009 - 6:13 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ophiliasgrandma a private message Print Post    
Kangaroos background left:

No, no, Junio, you're a big boy now and need to find a new residence.

Ophiliasgrandma
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09-04-2001

Sunday, May 24, 2009 - 6:15 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ophiliasgrandma a private message Print Post    
Roos back left:

No, no Junior, you're a big boy now and need to find a new hangout.