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Whoami
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08-03-2001

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 6:45 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Whoami a private message Print Post    
Have you ever had to do a double-take on something someone said. You just know they couldn't have said what you thought you just heard.

Here's the format I'm using for my post anyway (doesn't mean everyone has to follow suit):

What they really said:
What I thought I'd heard.

(From a Garlique commercial)
"...and I take Garlique every day."
And I take a leak every day.

From a report on Hillary Clinton's website, RE: raising money)
"...especially from new donors."
Especially from nude owners.

(From a conversation with a friend, while at a restaurant)
"Have you ever had Benson wait on you here."
Have you ever had Benson wet on your hair?


The ears/mind can sure play some funny tricks, can't they?

Nickovtyme
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07-29-2004

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 6:48 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nickovtyme a private message Print Post    
All we are is Dust in the Wind = All we are is Dustin Hoffman.


THere's a bad moon on the rise = There's a bathroom on the right.

Julieboo
Member

02-05-2002

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 6:57 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Julieboo a private message Print Post    
Do you want a brownie?
Do you want to blow me?

Twiggyish
Member

08-14-2000

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 7:54 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Twiggyish a private message Print Post    
This one is obvious..LOL
Guantanamera
One ton tomato

Escapee
Member

06-15-2004

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 8:15 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Escapee a private message Print Post    
Hold me in the darkness
Hold me in the dog mess

Hukdonreality
Member

09-29-2003

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 8:23 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hukdonreality a private message Print Post    
Twiggyish, I used to sing "one ton tomato" too! How funny to remember that!

I grew up going to a Catholic church. Back in the dinosaur days of my youth, mass was said in Latin. Trying hard to participate, but not having a clue of what I was supposed to say, here is what the priest would say, and how I said it:

Priest: Dominus vobiscum
Me: Dominic nabisco
Priest: Et cum spiritu tuo
Me: Ate ten spirits tutu oh

Naja
Member

06-28-2003

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 8:48 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Naja a private message Print Post    
This happened at my mom's shop when I little. The customer thought my mom was being snotty with her for not knowing, until they both realized what happened..LOL

Customer: What kind of plant is that?

Mom's answer:

A frickin' violet
African Violet

Scooterrific
Member

07-08-2005

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 8:52 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Scooterrific a private message Print Post    
HUK'D I'm rolling.... I don't know why that has me laughing so hard I'm crying ... but it does...OMG!!

Earthmother
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07-14-2002

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 9:05 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Earthmother a private message Print Post    
George Strait: All my exs live in Texas and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.

Me: All my exs live in Texas and that's why I wear a hat and Tennis shoes.

Tigerfan
Member

11-06-2003

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 9:41 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tigerfan a private message Print Post    
Heh, to piggyback HUK'D...

Priest: Dominus vobiscum
Me: Dominoes & Biscuits

Also:
Dirty Dan and the Thunder Chief

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Rosem4243
Member

06-27-2005

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 9:49 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Rosem4243 a private message Print Post    
Hey Mr. Tamborine Man (The Byrds)
Hey Mr. Tangerine Man (my friend Ronnie)

Ride on the Peace Train (Cat Stevens)
High on the Beef Train (my friend Miya)



Sharinia
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09-07-2002

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 10:43 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sharinia a private message Print Post    
I think they got the alias (Laura Branigan's 'Gloria')
I think they got Elliot (from E.T. movie) (my friend Lori)



Kaykay
Member

01-21-2004

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 11:06 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kaykay a private message Print Post    
<can't do the funky colors but...>

Forever in Blue Jeans (Neil Diamond)
Reverand Blue Jeans ( ME!!)

Running Down a Dream (Tom Petty)
Running Down the Drain ( My sister)

The Girl with Kaleidoscope Eyes ( Beatles??)
The Girl with Colitis Goes By ( ME)

Ok, so I have a tin ear

Whoami
Member

08-03-2001

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 11:25 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Whoami a private message Print Post    
"Davy, Davy Crockett..." (theme song to TV Show)
"Beebee, Beebee Crockett..." (older sis when she was a toddler, she thought they were singing "baby.")

Escapee
Member

06-15-2004

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 11:28 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Escapee a private message Print Post    
OH Who that reminds me of another line to that song:

Killed him a bear when he was only 3

Killed in a bar when he was only 3

Whoami
Member

08-03-2001

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 11:36 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Whoami a private message Print Post    
LOL! Same sis (same age), different song....

Glory, Glory hallelujah
Glory had a little loo yah

Naja
Member

06-28-2003

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 11:40 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Naja a private message Print Post    
These are a little different than hearing something incorrectly, but I have two of the most funny typos in chat I have ever seen.

I was going to someplace fancy and someone in chat asked me what I was going to wear.

I MEANT to type
"I have two things picked out, but I'm not sure which one one I will wear"

My typo went:
"I have two thongs picked out, but I'm not sure which one one I will wear"


Then in another chat, some guy named Buzz was asking if anybody had seen a certain movie that just came out, and was wondering if it was any good.

This poor girl in chat MEANT to reply:
"It sucked Buzz".

But her typo left out the "T" and out of nowhere this message came on the screen:
"I sucked Buzz".

Oh did we laugh a long time on that one...LOL

Urgrace
Member

08-19-2000

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 2:05 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Urgrace a private message Print Post    
H E
A G

Aretha Franklin's R E S P E C T
Are he? yes peace-city

Twiggyish
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08-14-2000

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 2:42 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Twiggyish a private message Print Post    
L M N O P
El-em-en-o-pee

Beegees song, "More than a woman"
My dad sang, "Bald headed woman"....

Karen
Member

09-07-2004

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 3:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Karen a private message Print Post    
Going along with the typos, I was copied on a client email last week in which my boss says to the client, "Please add Karen to the lust. She's very excited."

I think he was wanting to add me to the LIST, not the LUST.

Escapee
Member

06-15-2004

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 3:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Escapee a private message Print Post    
Ok, here is something else

After doing a large filing, cataloging, and archiving project for one of my higher ups who tends to be a scatterbrain and a bit of a mess sometimes, he came up to thank me and said "Now I just have to get you on my desk"

I started laughing and he realized what he had said....not good for someone in HR to say something like that, lol, but I knew what he meant.

Dogdoc
Member

09-29-2001

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 7:38 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
From the song "Angel of the Morning.

"Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby."
"Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby.
a friend of a friend actually sang it that way and thought it was right.

Wargod
Moderator

07-16-2001

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 7:58 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Wargod a private message Print Post    
Now that would be some serious love right there Dogdoc, lol.

With my hearing, this happens to me all the time. Cracks my family and friends up, and it happens often enough I can't remember a single quote.

But, there was one time that I was in the kitchen washing dishes and mom was in the living room watching news. President Bush was giving a speech or news conference and I heard him talking about a monkey. I was furious! Stopped washing dishes and stomped into the living room to watch this mess, ranting the whole way about how we'd just gone to war with Iraq and all that's going on in the world and Bush is talking about a dang monkey. Mom was rolling and finally managed to spit out that he was giving a speech on the economy.....ohhhh, monkey = money, lol.

Whoami
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08-03-2001

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 8:08 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Whoami a private message Print Post    
LOL War, I had a similar response to the Hillary website thing I thought I'd heard in my first post. First thing I'm hearing is something about Hillary Clinton's website, then raising money, and then something (I thought) about nude owners. And I'm thinking, just what kind of website does this woman have????

Watching2
Member

07-07-2001

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 11:27 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Watching2 a private message Print Post    
From the Beatles song "Get Back"

Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldn't last


Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman
but he really was a man