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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 8:30 am
From Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal You could see she wasn't able You could sushi and an eggroll From Michael Jackson's Will you be there They told me a man should be faithful, and walk when not able and fight to the end but I am only human They told me a man should be faithful, and walk when not able and fight to the end but I am only a woman
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Supergranny
Member
02-03-2005
| Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 10:44 am
DH is not allowed to bring peanuts in the living room. If you had to clean up the mess he makes you would understand why. One day he was standing there with his hand in his pocket and I said "Do you have peanuts in your pocket?" He glared at me and said "No I am not playing with my penis!" The kids all collapsed with laughter. This happened about 15 years ago and they still bring it up and laugh until they cry.
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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 10:50 am
OMG...you owe me a new computer monitor granny!!!
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Twiggyish
Member
08-14-2000
| Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 11:56 am
Watching, I have heard it sung that way, too...LOL
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Beachcomber
Member
08-26-2003
| Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 12:06 pm
ROFLMAO SG!!! That was a great belly laugh!
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Urgrace
Member
08-19-2000
| Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 12:44 pm
Supergranny, that is a perfect addition to this thread! ROFL
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Urgrace
Member
08-19-2000
| Friday, April 25, 2008 - 12:59 pm
Doctor My Eyes Talk to my eyes
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Watching2
Member
07-07-2001
| Saturday, April 26, 2008 - 12:14 am
ROFLMAO SG!!!!!!! That's a riot!!!
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Watching2
Member
07-07-2001
| Saturday, April 26, 2008 - 12:20 am
Twigs - I couldn't remember it last night, but from that same song there's a line Jojo left his home in Tuscan, Arizona for some California grass. Jojo let his home in South Arizona Boston, California grass.
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Hummingbird
Member
08-21-2002
| Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 3:01 pm
My daughter's friend Lynn Renee The six year old called her Lemonade
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Goddessatlaw
Member
07-19-2002
| Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 3:13 pm
I've told this story before, but Colossus and I were driving along in a fairly noisy car. We passed in front of a pole sign that Colossus had bid on but didn't win. Ever supporting the home team, I announced that the sign looked like hairy, carbuncled ass. I sat in the passenger seat mighty proud of my stated indignation on his behalf, while Colossus looked increasingly confused. He'd look at the sign, then look at me, look at the sign in the rear-view mirror, then look at me. Finally he said, very upset, "Who is Harry Carbuncle?!?!! And when did you see his ass?!" Heh. We still laugh till we cry over that one.
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Wargod
Moderator
07-16-2001
| Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 2:53 am
this is kind of a plea for help, cuz I know they didn't say what I thought I just heard. Kids fell asleep watching tv in the living room, I'm in the den, so not only not watching but wasn't really listening either. Until this caught my ear. I think it's a cell phone commercial, talking about mother's day coming up? Get mom a penis or a pink pearl.... I was so busy trying to figure out what word it should have been that I missed the rest of it, but I can say I'm absolutely positive that isn't what the commercial said!
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 4:06 am
LOL, now this is a challenge!!! OK, I Googled the following "Cell Phone +"Pink Pearl" and I came up with a phone offered through Verizon called the Pink Pearl. So then I went to Verizon's site, and found a list of their phones. If you take a look at the list HERE, you'll see a phone called a Venus (second row, second from end). I bet that's what you heard (I just started browsing down the list to see if there was a phone that had that same phonic sound)!! Did I solve the puzzle? 
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Merrysea
Moderator
08-13-2004
| Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 12:15 pm
Maybe they saw the daily poll the other day and decided to let mom be a man for the day!
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 12:23 pm
ROLFMAO!!!
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Wargod
Moderator
07-16-2001
| Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 4:29 pm
LOL Merry! Who, thank you! I bet it was Venus since that sounds so similar. I sat here the longest time trying to figure out what they had really said compared to what I heard because I just knew they hadn't said what I heard, lol!
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Ophiliasgrandma
Member
09-04-2001
| Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 4:47 pm
Years ago two girls were having a conversation in front of me while waiting for the movie to start. This is the only part I remember:..."and then I saw the side view of his profile.". Huh?!
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 6:33 pm
I kinda like Merry's answer. Its much more entertaining than my boring researched result! 
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Pashine362
Member
08-20-2005
| Monday, May 05, 2008 - 10:41 am
When my youngest son was about 12, he used to think this song went like this: the real way: Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away. Matthew's way: Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul . . . We still tease him mercilessly about that to this day! LOL! }
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Mack
Member
07-23-2002
| Monday, May 05, 2008 - 11:25 am
Some neighbors came over this weekend to pick our "brains" for some entertainment information. They've decided to have a pool party with a Caribbean theme and were asking if, since my wife and I cruise for our vacations, we had any steel band music. They were particularly interested in Yellow Bird, which we have, Red Red Wine, which we also had and the third...apparently one of their all time favorites....One Ton Tomato. Now that request throw me back for a minute until one of them started humming the tune which I quickly recognized as Guantanamera. 
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Costacat
Member
07-15-2000
| Monday, May 05, 2008 - 12:37 pm
LOL War. It is an LG Venus or a BB Pink Pearl phone. I'm about to renew my contract, and was actually looking at both phone on Friday, trying to decide if I wanted the Pink Pearl.
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Monday, May 05, 2008 - 7:51 pm
LOL War!!! SuperG, I spit my tea on the peanut one! yesterday Dylan asked me to get him some soda at the store, I said I thought you were trying to lose weight and he said 'yeah, but sometimes I like to pleasure myself' hahahahah he meant to say treat himself! hahhahah
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Wargod
Moderator
07-16-2001
| Monday, May 05, 2008 - 9:38 pm
LOL Pamy! That reminds me of Caleb teaching my baby nephew how to head butt. He comes running in the room with the baby and says, "Mom, Dad, look what I taught him to do! Topher, give me head!" Me and Darren damn near hit the floor laughing and then we had to explain to a mortified Caleb why he shouldn't go around saying that anymore, lol.
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Biscottiii
Member
05-29-2004
| Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 4:03 am
Awww Mack, "One Ton Tomato. Now that request throw me back for a minute until one of them started humming the tune which I quickly recognized as Guantanamera. " THAT was/is one of my all time favs in life. What a HOOT!
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Nickovtyme
Member
07-29-2004
| Friday, May 16, 2008 - 7:18 pm
My daughter Zoe commenting on what was coming on Nickelodean tonight: They're showing E.T: The Extra-Intestinal.
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