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Escapee
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06-15-2004

Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 8:30 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Escapee a private message Print Post    
From Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal

You could see she wasn't able

You could sushi and an eggroll

From Michael Jackson's Will you be there

They told me a man should be faithful, and walk when not able and fight to the end but I am only human

They told me a man should be faithful, and walk when not able and fight to the end but I am only a woman

Supergranny
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02-03-2005

Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 10:44 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Supergranny a private message Print Post    
DH is not allowed to bring peanuts in the living room. If you had to clean up the mess he makes you would understand why.
One day he was standing there with his hand in his pocket and I said "Do you have peanuts in your pocket?" He glared at me and said "No I am not playing with my penis!" The kids all collapsed with laughter. This happened about 15 years ago and they still bring it up and laugh until they cry.

Scooterrific
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07-08-2005

Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 10:50 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Scooterrific a private message Print Post    
OMG...you owe me a new computer monitor granny!!!

Twiggyish
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08-14-2000

Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 11:56 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Twiggyish a private message Print Post    
Watching, I have heard it sung that way, too...LOL

Beachcomber
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08-26-2003

Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 12:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Beachcomber a private message Print Post    
ROFLMAO SG!!! That was a great belly laugh!

Urgrace
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08-19-2000

Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 12:44 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Urgrace a private message Print Post    
Supergranny, that is a perfect addition to this thread! ROFL

Urgrace
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08-19-2000

Friday, April 25, 2008 - 12:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Urgrace a private message Print Post    
Doctor My Eyes
Talk to my eyes

Watching2
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07-07-2001

Saturday, April 26, 2008 - 12:14 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Watching2 a private message Print Post    
ROFLMAO SG!!!!!!! That's a riot!!!

Watching2
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07-07-2001

Saturday, April 26, 2008 - 12:20 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Watching2 a private message Print Post    
Twigs - I couldn't remember it last night, but from that same song there's a line

Jojo left his home in Tuscan, Arizona
for some California grass.

Jojo let his home in South Arizona
Boston, California grass.


Hummingbird
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08-21-2002

Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 3:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hummingbird a private message Print Post    
My daughter's friend Lynn Renee
The six year old called her Lemonade

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 3:13 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
I've told this story before, but Colossus and I were driving along in a fairly noisy car. We passed in front of a pole sign that Colossus had bid on but didn't win. Ever supporting the home team, I announced that the sign looked like hairy, carbuncled ass.

I sat in the passenger seat mighty proud of my stated indignation on his behalf, while Colossus looked increasingly confused. He'd look at the sign, then look at me, look at the sign in the rear-view mirror, then look at me. Finally he said, very upset, "Who is Harry Carbuncle?!?!! And when did you see his ass?!"

Heh. We still laugh till we cry over that one.

Wargod
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07-16-2001

Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 2:53 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Wargod a private message Print Post    
this is kind of a plea for help, cuz I know they didn't say what I thought I just heard. Kids fell asleep watching tv in the living room, I'm in the den, so not only not watching but wasn't really listening either. Until this caught my ear. I think it's a cell phone commercial, talking about mother's day coming up?

Get mom a penis or a pink pearl....

I was so busy trying to figure out what word it should have been that I missed the rest of it, but I can say I'm absolutely positive that isn't what the commercial said!

Whoami
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08-03-2001

Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 4:06 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Whoami a private message Print Post    
LOL, now this is a challenge!!!

OK, I Googled the following "Cell Phone +"Pink Pearl" and I came up with a phone offered through Verizon called the Pink Pearl. So then I went to Verizon's site, and found a list of their phones. If you take a look at the list HERE, you'll see a phone called a Venus (second row, second from end). I bet that's what you heard (I just started browsing down the list to see if there was a phone that had that same phonic sound)!!

Did I solve the puzzle?

Merrysea
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08-13-2004

Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 12:15 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Merrysea a private message Print Post    
Maybe they saw the daily poll the other day and decided to let mom be a man for the day!

Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 12:23 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
ROLFMAO!!!

Wargod
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07-16-2001

Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 4:29 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Wargod a private message Print Post    
LOL Merry! Who, thank you! I bet it was Venus since that sounds so similar. I sat here the longest time trying to figure out what they had really said compared to what I heard because I just knew they hadn't said what I heard, lol!

Ophiliasgrandma
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09-04-2001

Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 4:47 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ophiliasgrandma a private message Print Post    
Years ago two girls were having a conversation in front of me while waiting for the movie to start. This is the only part I remember:..."and then I saw the side view of his profile.". Huh?!

Whoami
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08-03-2001

Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 6:33 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Whoami a private message Print Post    
I kinda like Merry's answer. Its much more entertaining than my boring researched result!

Pashine362
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08-20-2005

Monday, May 05, 2008 - 10:41 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Pashine362 a private message Print Post    
When my youngest son was about 12, he used to think this song went like this:

the real way: Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away.

Matthew's way: Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul . . .

We still tease him mercilessly about that to this day! LOL! }

Mack
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07-23-2002

Monday, May 05, 2008 - 11:25 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mack a private message Print Post    
Some neighbors came over this weekend to pick our "brains" for some entertainment information. They've decided to have a pool party with a Caribbean theme and were asking if, since my wife and I cruise for our vacations, we had any steel band music. They were particularly interested in Yellow Bird, which we have, Red Red Wine, which we also had and the third...apparently one of their all time favorites....One Ton Tomato. Now that request throw me back for a minute until one of them started humming the tune which I quickly recognized as Guantanamera.

Costacat
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07-15-2000

Monday, May 05, 2008 - 12:37 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Costacat a private message Print Post    
LOL War. It is an LG Venus or a BB Pink Pearl phone. I'm about to renew my contract, and was actually looking at both phone on Friday, trying to decide if I wanted the Pink Pearl.

Pamy
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01-02-2002

Monday, May 05, 2008 - 7:51 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Pamy a private message Print Post    
LOL War!!!

SuperG, I spit my tea on the peanut one!

yesterday Dylan asked me to get him some soda at the store, I said I thought you were trying to lose weight and he said 'yeah, but sometimes I like to pleasure myself'

hahahahah he meant to say treat himself! hahhahah

Wargod
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07-16-2001

Monday, May 05, 2008 - 9:38 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Wargod a private message Print Post    
LOL Pamy! That reminds me of Caleb teaching my baby nephew how to head butt. He comes running in the room with the baby and says, "Mom, Dad, look what I taught him to do! Topher, give me head!" Me and Darren damn near hit the floor laughing and then we had to explain to a mortified Caleb why he shouldn't go around saying that anymore, lol.

Biscottiii
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05-29-2004

Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 4:03 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Biscottiii a private message Print Post    
Awww Mack, "One Ton Tomato. Now that request throw me back for a minute until one of them started humming the tune which I quickly recognized as Guantanamera. "

THAT was/is one of my all time favs in life. What a HOOT!

Nickovtyme
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07-29-2004

Friday, May 16, 2008 - 7:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nickovtyme a private message Print Post    
My daughter Zoe commenting on what was coming on Nickelodean tonight:

They're showing E.T: The Extra-Intestinal.