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Wargod
Moderator
07-16-2001
| Friday, May 16, 2008 - 9:59 pm
LOL Nick!
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Wargod
Moderator
07-16-2001
| Tuesday, May 20, 2008 - 9:41 am
Yesterday my nieces went to Kota's softball game with us. I talked about last week my little niece finally getting a referral about her ears, after years of ear infections, we know she has a hearing loss. Sometimes talking to her is just hysterical. So, yesterday, Darren was helping out the team. When they were up to bat, we had one coach at 1st, one at 3rd and he was doing the dugout...getting the girl up to bat out to the plate, making sure the next four up had their helmets on, and that the very next was ready to go when it was her turn. This turned into one of the funny convos with my niece. Darren had just sent one girl out and had told another to get her helmet on, then: Darren: Haley! You're up next. My niece, Bailey: What?!? Me: He said Haley, not Bailey. Bailey: Huh? Darren: Haley, you're up! Bailey: What??? Me: He said H-H-Haley, not B-B-Bailey. (and giggling.) *Haley hits a double. Darren: Way to go Haley, great job! Bailey: What does Uncle Darren want me to do?? Me: He doesn't want you to do anything, he said Haley, not Bailey. H is for Haley. B for Bailey. Bailey: I'm not a pee baby! She got mad at me and stomped off to go play with Caleb and her big sister. Me and a couple of the other parents there looked at each other and just cracked up. I'm really not being mean, lol, I've done this type of thing my whole life, I know how she feels, but that was pretty funny. I did tell her later I didn't call her a pee baby, lol, then introduced her to Haley, where she commented, after all of that!, that their names sounded alike, LOL.
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Friday, January 09, 2009 - 6:20 pm
Had to revive this thread for the one I just did. LOL. So, I'm walking back and forth from living room/kitchen/Mom's room/laundry room as I do chores. TV is on for background noise.... The ad for that scrubbing bubbles toilet cleaning gel is on. You know, the one where the little bubbles watch that gross bar-type cleaner that hangs over the rim being removed, and they go "eewwww..." So, the announcer is enthusiastically lauding the wonders of the "new toilet cleaning gel" as I wander past the living room. It takes till I get into the kitchen to realize I "heard" an ad that makes me stop and go WHAT? Cause I swear I heard, "new fornicating gel." Thank goodness for DVR features where you can rewind/replay live TV! The ad was over by the time I backtracked to the living room to investigate my "WHAT moment." If I hadn't been able to rewind and play the ad and hear what they really said, I would have still been . Of course, I'm still kinda wondering how I got "fornicating" out of "toilet cleaning." 
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Lyn
Member
08-07-2002
| Friday, January 09, 2009 - 8:52 pm
Of course, I'm still kinda wondering how I got "fornicating" out of "toilet cleaning." Well Who, we all know if you sit on a public toilet seat you get pregnant. Fornicating and pregnancy go er...hand in hand 
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Watching2
Member
07-07-2001
| Friday, January 09, 2009 - 9:17 pm
I was shopping last week and I can't even tell you WHAT song was playing, but I swear I kept hearing "f-ing" in it, every verse or so. I knew I couldn't be hearing that in Target, but I'll be darned if I could understand the song. LOL Mack - I always used to sing, "One town of meadows ..." LOL
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Sugar
Member
08-15-2000
| Friday, January 09, 2009 - 10:58 pm
Whoami I don't recall ever getting any "fornicating" out of "toilet cleaning." Men, in general, can do only one. Women being the multi taskers that they are tend to do both. To the best of my knowledge, never at the same time. Perhaps convincing men that the potty needs to be cleaned before any other activities are undertaken...
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Texannie
Member
07-16-2001
| Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 10:17 am
watching, you might have heard the f-word. i think sometimes corporate doesn't realize they don't have the cleaned up version. when i worked for the athletic club, we had satellite music/videos playing. there were a couple of occasions where we had that happen. talk about getting complaints!!! LOL
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Watching2
Member
07-07-2001
| Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 4:22 pm
Thanks, Annie. I really thought I was losing it!! LOL I'll have to ask what they're playing in the store as their "background music." It was just something piped in, but I kept thinking I was just tired and the other noises around me were keeping me from "really" hearing it. 
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Dogdoc
Member
09-29-2001
| Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 5:05 pm
War, I am with you. The first couple times I heard the Venus razor ad I thought they were singing "I love my penis."
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Tuesday, April 07, 2009 - 8:09 pm
Just had to rewind another commercial to see what they really said.... A wireless phone commercial, the last line says something about the world's first "wireless 4G Network." I was working on the computer, thus not paying full attention. Could have sworn I heard "wireless orgy network." 
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