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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 6:45 am
Have you ever had to do a double-take on something someone said. You just know they couldn't have said what you thought you just heard. Here's the format I'm using for my post anyway (doesn't mean everyone has to follow suit): What they really said: What I thought I'd heard. (From a Garlique commercial) "...and I take Garlique every day." And I take a leak every day. From a report on Hillary Clinton's website, RE: raising money) "...especially from new donors." Especially from nude owners. (From a conversation with a friend, while at a restaurant) "Have you ever had Benson wait on you here." Have you ever had Benson wet on your hair? The ears/mind can sure play some funny tricks, can't they?
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Nickovtyme
Member
07-29-2004
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 6:48 am
All we are is Dust in the Wind = All we are is Dustin Hoffman. THere's a bad moon on the rise = There's a bathroom on the right.
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 6:57 am
Do you want a brownie? Do you want to blow me?
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Twiggyish
Member
08-14-2000
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 7:54 am
This one is obvious..LOL Guantanamera One ton tomato
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 8:15 am
Hold me in the darkness Hold me in the dog mess
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Hukdonreality
Member
09-29-2003
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 8:23 am
Twiggyish, I used to sing "one ton tomato" too! How funny to remember that! I grew up going to a Catholic church. Back in the dinosaur days of my youth, mass was said in Latin. Trying hard to participate, but not having a clue of what I was supposed to say, here is what the priest would say, and how I said it: Priest: Dominus vobiscum Me: Dominic nabisco Priest: Et cum spiritu tuo Me: Ate ten spirits tutu oh
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Naja
Member
06-28-2003
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 8:48 am
This happened at my mom's shop when I little. The customer thought my mom was being snotty with her for not knowing, until they both realized what happened..LOL Customer: What kind of plant is that? Mom's answer: A frickin' violet African Violet
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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 8:52 am
HUK'D I'm rolling.... I don't know why that has me laughing so hard I'm crying ... but it does...OMG!!
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Earthmother
Member
07-14-2002
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 9:05 am
George Strait: All my exs live in Texas and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee. Me: All my exs live in Texas and that's why I wear a hat and Tennis shoes.
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Tigerfan
Member
11-06-2003
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 9:41 am
Heh, to piggyback HUK'D... Priest: Dominus vobiscum Me: Dominoes & Biscuits Also: Dirty Dan and the Thunder Chief Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Rosem4243
Member
06-27-2005
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 9:49 am
Hey Mr. Tamborine Man (The Byrds) Hey Mr. Tangerine Man (my friend Ronnie) Ride on the Peace Train (Cat Stevens) High on the Beef Train (my friend Miya)

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Sharinia
Member
09-07-2002
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 10:43 am
I think they got the alias (Laura Branigan's 'Gloria') I think they got Elliot (from E.T. movie) (my friend Lori)

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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 11:06 am
<can't do the funky colors but...> Forever in Blue Jeans (Neil Diamond) Reverand Blue Jeans ( ME!!) Running Down a Dream (Tom Petty) Running Down the Drain ( My sister) The Girl with Kaleidoscope Eyes ( Beatles??) The Girl with Colitis Goes By ( ME) Ok, so I have a tin ear
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 11:25 am
"Davy, Davy Crockett..." (theme song to TV Show) "Beebee, Beebee Crockett..." (older sis when she was a toddler, she thought they were singing "baby.")
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 11:28 am
OH Who that reminds me of another line to that song: Killed him a bear when he was only 3 Killed in a bar when he was only 3
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 11:36 am
LOL! Same sis (same age), different song.... Glory, Glory hallelujah Glory had a little loo yah
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Naja
Member
06-28-2003
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 11:40 am
These are a little different than hearing something incorrectly, but I have two of the most funny typos in chat I have ever seen. I was going to someplace fancy and someone in chat asked me what I was going to wear. I MEANT to type "I have two things picked out, but I'm not sure which one one I will wear" My typo went: "I have two thongs picked out, but I'm not sure which one one I will wear" Then in another chat, some guy named Buzz was asking if anybody had seen a certain movie that just came out, and was wondering if it was any good. This poor girl in chat MEANT to reply: "It sucked Buzz". But her typo left out the "T" and out of nowhere this message came on the screen: "I sucked Buzz". Oh did we laugh a long time on that one...LOL
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Urgrace
Member
08-19-2000
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 2:05 pm
H E A G Aretha Franklin's R E S P E C T Are he? yes peace-city
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Twiggyish
Member
08-14-2000
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 2:42 pm
L M N O P El-em-en-o-pee Beegees song, "More than a woman" My dad sang, "Bald headed woman"....
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Karen
Member
09-07-2004
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 3:18 pm
Going along with the typos, I was copied on a client email last week in which my boss says to the client, "Please add Karen to the lust. She's very excited." I think he was wanting to add me to the LIST, not the LUST.
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 3:21 pm
Ok, here is something else After doing a large filing, cataloging, and archiving project for one of my higher ups who tends to be a scatterbrain and a bit of a mess sometimes, he came up to thank me and said "Now I just have to get you on my desk" I started laughing and he realized what he had said....not good for someone in HR to say something like that, lol, but I knew what he meant.
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Dogdoc
Member
09-29-2001
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 7:38 pm
From the song "Angel of the Morning. "Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby." "Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby. a friend of a friend actually sang it that way and thought it was right.
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Wargod
Moderator
07-16-2001
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 7:58 pm
Now that would be some serious love right there Dogdoc, lol. With my hearing, this happens to me all the time. Cracks my family and friends up, and it happens often enough I can't remember a single quote. But, there was one time that I was in the kitchen washing dishes and mom was in the living room watching news. President Bush was giving a speech or news conference and I heard him talking about a monkey. I was furious! Stopped washing dishes and stomped into the living room to watch this mess, ranting the whole way about how we'd just gone to war with Iraq and all that's going on in the world and Bush is talking about a dang monkey. Mom was rolling and finally managed to spit out that he was giving a speech on the economy.....ohhhh, monkey = money, lol.
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 8:08 pm
LOL War, I had a similar response to the Hillary website thing I thought I'd heard in my first post. First thing I'm hearing is something about Hillary Clinton's website, then raising money, and then something (I thought) about nude owners. And I'm thinking, just what kind of website does this woman have????
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Watching2
Member
07-07-2001
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 11:27 pm
From the Beatles song "Get Back" Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner But he knew it wouldn't last Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman but he really was a man
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