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Whoami
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08-03-2001

Monday, November 03, 2008 - 1:27 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Whoami a private message Print Post    
Too funny! Now, don't let him go sticking his head out the window of the car if you go anywhere!!

Supergranny
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02-03-2005

Monday, November 03, 2008 - 1:52 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Supergranny a private message Print Post    
I'd be worried about him lifting his leg on the furniture!

Jasper
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09-14-2000

Monday, November 03, 2008 - 1:52 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Jasper a private message Print Post    
Not today, but yesterday I was dialing my phone and wondered what was wrong with it, no dial tone, I was getting really annoyed as we just bought this set a month ago, turned out I was trying to dial on my tv remote. My dh had quite the laugh at my expense and felt this just furthered his cause that I watch far too much tv.

Couchtomato
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09-09-2008

Monday, November 03, 2008 - 2:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Couchtomato a private message Print Post    
Hope Jeep's co-worker doesn't get thirsty while using the restroom!

Chewpito
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01-04-2004

Monday, November 03, 2008 - 2:11 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Chewpito a private message Print Post    
Oh Kimsue, how funny and I totally had a stupid moment yesterday.... I was trying to repair a light fixture in my bathroom and the only thing I could come up with was putting a little super glue on one side..well I had a brand new tube of the glue, a kind Ive never tried befor and it wasnt coming out...I kept sqeezing and sqeezing and nothing... (im also blind with out my glasses and to lazy to go get them) so I turned it over and was trying to shake it to see if I could get it moving and then suddenly I pushed a spot on the container and it spewed out glue in a stream across my bathroom sink,counter,wall,floor and toilet...also my hands were all webbed togeather...Oh my goodness...what a freaking disaster...I still have not removed it all and still have some in the web's of my fingers.... It really was a bummer moment.... but the light is fixed....uggggg

Chewpito
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01-04-2004

Monday, November 03, 2008 - 2:17 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Chewpito a private message Print Post    
Jasper, how funny...ive done that and thought I was the only one..... oh how funny.
also I will admit that I almost brushed my teeth with my razor befor.... I used to go to work at 2am and half asleep in the shower started to put tooth paste on my shaver..yikes...Hate to think about if I did....

Jewels
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09-23-2000

Monday, November 03, 2008 - 2:29 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Jewels a private message Print Post    
I changed every clock in the house this weekend...or so I thought. Didn't get my alarm clock changed and got up an hour early today...didn't realize it until I had already gotten out of the shower and the bathroom clock said 5 a.m.

Sugar
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08-15-2000

Monday, November 03, 2008 - 3:16 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sugar a private message Print Post    
Jeep thank you for the hearty laugh!!! Thank your co-worker as well if appropriate.

I suppose it is nice to know one's co-worker may not have worms but the poor puppy dog.

Biloxibelle
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12-21-2001

Monday, November 03, 2008 - 3:58 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Biloxibelle a private message Print Post    
I can't believe of all days this thread is here.

Not only did I do something stupid today, I think it tops my lifetime of stupid things.

I work at the high school as a cashier in the lunch room. This morning I had a young man buzz by without paying. I called to him several times and he kept walking. I locked my drawer and went over to where he was sitting and collected the money. All well and good, until my trip back.

I slipped and fell, in front of a large number of students. Now that in itself would not be stupid or funny. However, what I slipped on was a banana peel. Yes, you read it right, a banana peel!

Here is the official report written by one of the teachers that witnessed it.
_______________________________
On Monday, 3 November 2008, I saw BiloxiBelle walking through the aisle of the cafeteria. At the end of aisle, a banana peel was lying in ambush. It struck at about 7:05 a.m. Just like in the cartoon, her right foot was propelled into the air as her left foot slipped on the peel. To my amazement, I did not hear any foul language, although there were a great number of amused students. I personally did not laugh......too loud. In fact I manged to help her up. I think the liberal thing to do is to stop selling bananas. Even though bananas don't kill people....people do. Signed Mr XXXXXXX.
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Wanna bet how long it will take to live this one down? If ever. I had one kid at lunch ask me if I was okay. Then he went on to explain to the girl with him what had happened, "You know just like in Scooby Doo". Coach offered to equip my shoes with suction cups. Our runner from the admin building says, he is getting a copy of the tape from the cameras and is sending it into Funniest Home Videos. My husband and co-workers are still laughing....and my butt hurts!

Escapee
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06-15-2004

Monday, November 03, 2008 - 4:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Escapee a private message Print Post    
<---accidently used desitin as toothpaste in an early morning haze and rush.....that's a taste that the strongest mouthwash won't remove in one swish.

Wargod
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07-16-2001

Monday, November 03, 2008 - 4:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Wargod a private message Print Post    
Biloxi, I am so sorry you're butt still hurts. Have to admit your co-workers accident report has me cracking up though.

Mak1
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08-12-2002

Monday, November 03, 2008 - 5:32 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mak1 a private message Print Post    
Oh my goodness, I'm glad nobody has been seriously hurt, because I would feel like such a jerk while I'm laughing at all these stories! Kimsue, what a great idea for a thread.

I swear I didn't do this just to be able to post in this thread, but here goes...

Last night, I took some meat out of the freezer for tonight's dinner. I couldn't tell what kind of meat it was so asked hubby if he could tell. He couldn't either. I knew it was something I don't eat and decided I'd just figure it out when it thawed today. When it thawed, I still couldn't figure it out but really thought it was pork roast. I baked it in a covered pan with chopped carrots, turnip, a package of pork gravy and water. It smelled good but a little funny while cooking. After it was cooked, I could see that it was actually beef pot roast! I guess it was still good. I didn't tell dh what I had done to it, and he ate it with his usual gusto. (I really should start labeling the things in my freezer.)

Pippin04
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10-26-2007

Monday, November 03, 2008 - 5:58 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Pippin04 a private message Print Post    
Yes I did. I really do know better but someone in my family sent me an email by facebook. The email was obviously not from them but I was not paying attention and opened it. And............it was a trojan horse. I stopped it but it was sent to everyone on my list so I had to tell them what I did.

Msbullwnkl
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08-16-2005

Monday, November 03, 2008 - 6:27 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Msbullwnkl a private message Print Post    
I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard. I am sorry that I laughed, but I couldn't help it.

Watching2
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07-07-2001

Monday, November 03, 2008 - 7:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Watching2 a private message Print Post    
OH MY GOSH - I think I WILL have something current to post simply because I've been laughing so hard reading this thread. I just know I'll do something stupid, because I do it all the time. It will be payback for laughing so hard here. LOL

I do have one that happened recently. My DH finally fixed the lock on the back door. I was complaining about it forever. Well, I get home the next day and he tells me, "The lock works really well." Turns out he didn't have his key - I did - and he had to climb through the kitchen window. I was laughing about it with my neighbor. She thought maybe he was just winterizing things. I give him his key back - we switched cars and his was attached to the auto lock thing.

Yep.. next day I get home and of course the door is locked. I'm SO SURE I have MY key on my ring. Uh no... I don't! Fortunately a kid showed up and let me in. What's even worse, I walked outside to have a smoke and locked myself out and DH had to let me in. Good thing he was home. LOL

Spygirl
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04-23-2001

Monday, November 03, 2008 - 9:08 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Spygirl a private message Print Post    
Within a matter of hours -

I put the butter in the cabinet and the syrup in the refrigerator. I called "Law and Order: SVU" "Law and Order: SUV" and called one of my staff "Jesus" instead of "Gina".

No, I'm not pregnant. My brain just acts like I am.


Dipo
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04-23-2002

Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:13 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dipo a private message Print Post    
ROFLMAO, Spygirl.

Mocha
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08-12-2001

Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:36 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mocha a private message Print Post    
Rofl!!

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 2:02 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
No, I never do anything stupid .

Serate
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08-21-2001

Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 2:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Serate a private message Print Post    
I put the butter in the cabinet and the syrup in the refrigerator.

That's how it was when I grew up. HATED syrup in the fridge. HATED butter that had set out for days on end. BLECH.

Twiggyish
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08-14-2000

Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 3:20 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Twiggyish a private message Print Post    
I passed my exit today on the interstate. It was clearly marked, too. Then, I almost missed my exit to meet hubby for lunch...LOL

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 3:46 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
Last year I was supposed to make carrot cake to take to work for the boss's birthday. I forgot to make it. It was not my fault! The co-worker who always reminds me was on vacation. I was supposed to make his cake today to take to work tomorrow. All day yesterday my co-worker kept reminding me about the cake. I told her there was no way I could forget, I had the recipe box sitting out on the counter. It was 4:30 before I noticed the recipe box! I finally have the cake in the oven. We are not talking Duncan Hines. I had to grate and boil the carrots. It is not my fault I forget the cake. It is the fault of this thread. (Yes, I did remember to set the oven timer.)

Beckie03
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07-05-2007

Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 4:09 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Beckie03 a private message Print Post    
apparently to some people i was stupid today because i voted for obama

um...NOT!!!

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 4:38 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
Apparently to a lot of people I was stupid today because I voted for McCain.

Askme_who_ur
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08-19-2006

Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 4:46 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Askme_who_ur a private message Print Post    
I voted right there with you Doc.