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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 2:41 pm
Hahahahah! This thread is cracking me up.
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 2:41 pm
(can I butt in?) Holler loudly enough to cover it, he might like the vibration sensation and he'll also think he's doing a really good job!
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Denecee
Member
09-05-2002
| Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 2:43 pm
lmao!
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 2:57 pm
Mojo What is my face shape?
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Biloxibelle
Member
12-21-2001
| Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 4:31 pm
Dear Mojo, Why do I have this incredible urge to straighten Jays' bow tie?
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 5:42 pm
Escapee - Hell if I know lol. Biloxi - Because it's crooked??
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Curious1
Member
08-31-2002
| Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 6:53 pm
Dear Mojo, My 11 year old son wants me to ask you "why do boys have nipples"? From, A mom who is too stunned to answer...
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 7:12 pm
Curious - Cuz God gave them to you.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 8:11 pm
What is this "ignore" button that I've seen you and Ladytex mention from time to time, and how do I go about getting one? TIA!
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Sugar
Member
08-15-2000
| Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 10:01 pm
Frootjuuce I met Donny and Marie in July. It was my last year birthday present to see them in Las Vegas. We won front row seats, sound check and Q & A session. Donny was standing on stage by me and I said "This is a 35 year old dream come true!" Donny heard me, turned around bent down asked my name and shook my hand!!!! It was great, both Donny and Marie were funny, kind and gracious. The concert was a lot of fun as well. My nephew was laughing at our picture with Donny & Marie. Can't say as I blame him, I tend to look rather simple minded in photos and somehow also managed to look like a giddy 13 year old with a goofy grin.

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Sugar
Member
08-15-2000
| Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 10:02 pm
Dear Mojo, I am rather jealous that I didn't think of this thread myself. Thanks for the fun. Sugar
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Karen
Member
09-07-2004
| Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 10:42 pm
Dear Mojo, As a result of the matrimonial contract I signed six months ago, I have found myself cheering for a sporting team that rather sucks. Do I have a better chance of getting my husband to switch teams, or of seeing the Leafs actually win the Cup this year? Signed, Sick of Sucking
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Tess
Member
04-13-2001
| Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 11:35 pm
Dear Mojo, When my daughter goes to her first school upper level dance next Friday, should I: 1. trust DH to adequately protect her? 2. rely on her red w/ black stripe belt in Tae Kwon Do? 3. go myself because I've known all those boys for seven years now and can scare the biggest wise-*** into tears without even breaking into a sweat?
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Friday, December 05, 2008 - 2:46 am
Dear Ms. Mojo: What's the best cure for insomnia?
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Skootz
Member
07-23-2003
| Friday, December 05, 2008 - 6:05 am
Dear Mojo: How do I get my kids to help me more around the house? Karen - the Leafs all the way 
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Dogdoc
Member
09-29-2001
| Friday, December 05, 2008 - 6:29 am
Dear Mojo, how can we get Sugar to post a picture here of her with Donny and Marie ?
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Friday, December 05, 2008 - 7:31 am
Hermi - It's the Esc button on your keyboard. Works like a charm. Sugar - Yw Karen - The things we do for love. Just keep cheering for them cuz the sun even shines on a dog's ass at least once in their life. Tess - No. Yes. Possibly wait in the car. Mame - Good sex. Skootz - Tell them I said so. Dogdoc - Just ask her but she may tell you no.
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Twiggyish
Member
08-14-2000
| Friday, December 05, 2008 - 7:34 am
Tess, our girls are growing so fast!!!
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Sugar
Member
08-15-2000
| Friday, December 05, 2008 - 11:13 am
Dear Mojo, What does Yw mean? Surely not a Donny dis! Sugar
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Sugar
Member
08-15-2000
| Friday, December 05, 2008 - 11:18 am
Mojo, I think I figured it out a minute too late to delete. Yw = You're welcome. Sugar
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Friday, December 05, 2008 - 12:56 pm
Dear Mojo Not including your screen name, what is the difference between Mocha and Jamocha? Sincerely, LovesChocolateWithCoffee
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Friday, December 05, 2008 - 1:19 pm
Thanks, that's a TERRIFIC suggestion! <Slaps self on head, and says: Why didn't 'I' think of that!>
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Friday, December 05, 2008 - 1:58 pm
Sugar - Lol yep yw = you're welcome Jb - I have no idea. Maybe it's jam with their mocha??
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Friday, December 05, 2008 - 1:58 pm
Mojo: I have a big event tonight that I am chairing for the department I want to work for. They asked me to coordinate it, set it up and work it for them. unfortunately, I think I have the flu. I am at work, went home at lunch, but decided that I should come back so I can prepare for this event. I fear that if I go home, they won't ask me to chair any more events and that I won't get to work for this department. I am achy, shakey, nauseas, and weak. What do you suggest I do? Escapee
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Friday, December 05, 2008 - 2:03 pm
Escapee - Take some Theraflu. Get one of those hospital masks too so you won't spread your germs to everyone. Try not to shake anyone's hand and when you get home make yourself a hot toddy.
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