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Kimsue
Member
07-08-2005
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 9:22 am
I'm starting this thread because I just did the stupidest thing....... I could not get the little can of white pepper open so I used my teeth. Now, before you all yell at me about not doing that cause I'll break my teeth, let me say that is the leaast of my worries. I breathed in just as the can came open and hoovered in a mouthful of white pepper. I spit, choked, coughed, peed myself and have sworn a blue streak. Now I am sitting laughing at myself. Nice start to what is sure to be a long and weird day.
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Ophiliasgrandma
Member
09-04-2001
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 9:27 am
Yike, that sounds a perfectly miserable thing to do. As of now I haven't done anything stupid, but give me a couple of hours.
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Hukdonreality
Member
09-29-2003
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 9:35 am
Lol Kimsue! Not at your misfortune, but it is kinda funny!
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Marysafan
Member
08-07-2000
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 9:37 am
Ack! that's awful! Kimsue. I have to admit that I was up early and it's still early in the day, but already I have had my moment. I was listening to the news this morning and there were two reports. The first was that there was an escapee from the local prison. The second was that a man with a gun was walking with his young son, somehow...something happened, the gun discharged and the father was shot and is being treated in the local hospital. Now not having had my coffee yet...and being incredibly sleep deprived due to election anxiety...I heard this as all one story. So I'm thinking this escapee goes home only to be shot by his young son. I am commenting on this predicament to my husband, and we proceed to have a conversation very much like one that Chevy Chase and Gilda Radner might've had back in the early days of "Saturday night Live". When finally the light bulb goes on in a classic Emily Litella moment. And I end up saying,...."Oh...well...Nevermind!"
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Hukdonreality
Member
09-29-2003
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 9:37 am
OH! Not today, but a couple of days ago I was sitting on the toilet (cause it's easier that hovering), and I saw the name of my sink's faucet. I had to lean this way and that to read it. It said "Peerless" but being the internet geek I am, I read it as "Perez Hilton". Go figure.
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 9:38 am
You mean like putting a / instead of a ? in your thread title? Sorry, just couldn't resist! I'm glad you are laughing at yourself. Cause I'll admit I did chuckle just a bit, not on the spitting, choking, coughing part, but what came after! But I swear it was followed immediately with guilt over the chuckle, and hopes that you are ok. Cause OG is right, that sounds perfectly miserable! As for me. Well, you know on TV when someone goes..."wait for it. wait.....for....it......"
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Kimsue
Member
07-08-2005
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 9:49 am
When I saw the / , I knew one of you would catch it. lol strike two Well, off to work. Crockpot is set and dishes are done. I look forword to reading more stories when I log in on lunch break. (scrunching my face and using my cheesiest voice I say) "Have a nice day."

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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 9:54 am
What a great thread Kimsue! Sorry you uh, peppersprayed yourself. Yikes! Hope the rest of your day/week is better. Don't have anything to contribute at the moment, but gimme time. Unfortunately, I'm a natural for this topic! LOL
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Nyheat
Member
08-09-2006
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 9:58 am
I went to the subway and both my swipe cards had insufficient fares. I threw them away, then realized they both probably had a couple dollars left on them and could have added money on either one. Dumb.
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 10:09 am
I am at the posts here. So far my stupid thing was going to the wrong lab for my bloodwork this morning.
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Costacat
Member
07-15-2000
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 10:16 am
I haven't done anything yet, other than spitting coffee at the monitor. Kimsue, I'm sorry but that was laugh out loud funny cuz it totally TOTALLY sounds like something *I* would do!
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 10:21 am
Oh, I did think of one I did before I read this thread. I opened up a game on my computer, waited for the "loading" screen to finish, and when it finally got to the main menu screen, instead of clicking on "play" I clicked on "exit."
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Debra
Member
11-20-2003
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 10:41 am
I tried to turn off the tv that was already off. I gave myself a pretty good laugh. I hope that is the only stupid thing I do today.
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Llkoolaid
Member
08-01-2001
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 10:42 am
Not yet, but there is lots of time, On Saturday I did a huge one. I took my mother to the airport an hour late and she missed her flight and had to catch another one, I knew the time change was on Saturday, so I for some stupid reason changed it Friday night at midnight, I don't know if you would call it a brain fart or a seniors moment but it sure was stupid. The funniest part was at the desk at the airport my mother pipes up and says, I knew you did that wrong, I looked at her and said what did you think it was a state secret or something and you couldn't tell me. Geeeeeeeeeez
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Supergranny
Member
02-03-2005
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 10:50 am
My big day is the one where I haven't done anything stupid!
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Pippin04
Member
10-26-2007
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 10:52 am
Not yet but the day is young.
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Wargod
Moderator
07-16-2001
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 10:54 am
I'll be spending a lot of time in this thread. Kimsue, ack on the pepper!
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Heyltslori
Moderator
09-15-2001
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 11:29 am
I fixed your / Kimsue, I'm sorry about your ordeal, but I gotta admit, when I read "peed myself and have sworn a blue streak" I cracked up. Great idea for a thread!
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 11:36 am
Gee thanks Lori, now you've gone and made my first post in this thread look stupid! 
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Northstar
Member
09-29-2008
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 11:47 am
Wore 3" heels to work. It's Monday; what was I thinking!!
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 11:56 am
Lori same here lol.
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 12:28 pm
I haven't had a blooper yet today but I am sure I've tried opening pepper with my mouth before. Kimsue, thanks for the laugh this morning.
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Csnog
Member
07-18-2002
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 12:44 pm
I will be in here a lot as I seem to live on blooper lane. I can't do anything mechanical. Thanks for the laugh of the day.
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Jeep
Member
10-17-2001
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 1:06 pm
Well, I've been lucky today. No bloopers yet, but I'm gonna tell on one of my co-workers. He has had a sinus infection and got some medicine from the doc. Over the weekend he took a pill on Saturday and one on Sunday, but this morning he couldn't find the bottle. He was fussing about his wife always moving things bla bla bla.....Come to find out, he was taking the DOG PILLS!!! His medicine was still in the bag from the pharmacy on another table! He sould be barking any minute LOL
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Kitt
Member
09-06-2000
| Monday, November 03, 2008 - 1:09 pm
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to be laughing over this thread all day!! Just think how shiny his coat will be now 
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