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Message |
Grumpy
Member
02-08-2004
| Saturday, September 06, 2008 - 6:56 pm
Ewwww! Milk Poop your pants thinking it was a fart or not wipe after pooping?
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Texasdeb
Member
05-23-2003
| Saturday, September 06, 2008 - 7:58 pm
been there done it - "poop your pants thinking it was a fart" fart in a meeting or excuse yourself to leave
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Grumpy
Member
02-08-2004
| Sunday, September 07, 2008 - 10:14 am
Fart. Heck why not share! Sneeze a big, slimy boo ger without a Kleenex or Get caught eating somebody elses dessert from their lunch?
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Serate
Member
08-21-2001
| Sunday, September 07, 2008 - 11:25 am
Fart. Heck why not share! As my hubby always says, there's more room on the outside than on the inside!
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Grumpy
Member
02-08-2004
| Sunday, September 07, 2008 - 11:46 am
Theres no need to be stingy with a fart. You'll make more. Your DH is absolutly correct!! There are times I go flying around the room like a balloon losing it's air. (Hee Hee! Just kidding) Serate, ahem, you forgot to choose one. I await your choice. 
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Serate
Member
08-21-2001
| Sunday, September 07, 2008 - 12:10 pm
Oh my apologies Grumpy! Of course get caught stealing desert, esp if it's chocolate or my new favorite creme brulee!!!! Get stung on the eyeball by a hornet or get stabbed in the foot with a machete?
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Grumpy
Member
02-08-2004
| Sunday, September 07, 2008 - 12:54 pm
Stabbed. I hate hornets! Not wear deodorant for 2 weeks, or sit next to a co worker who hasnt showered in 4 weeks?
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Serate
Member
08-21-2001
| Sunday, September 07, 2008 - 1:14 pm
Not wear deo for 2 weeks. Get stung on the tongue a hornet or get stung on tip of your nose by hornet. 
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Grumpy
Member
02-08-2004
| Sunday, September 07, 2008 - 1:33 pm
OUCHY!!!! Nose. Discover a big toenail in your almost finished dinner or discover your dessert was sprinkled with dandruff rather than powdered sugar?
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Ktbb
Member
08-10-2003
| Tuesday, September 16, 2008 - 12:46 pm
Dandruff and may I say you are one sick puppy. would you rather lose your sight for a week, or your hearing for a month?
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Irishtxgrl
Member
12-07-2005
| Tuesday, September 16, 2008 - 1:44 pm
hearing for a month no question loose you ability to speak or see
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Grumpy
Member
02-08-2004
| Tuesday, September 16, 2008 - 7:20 pm
speak. everyone will be happier. no salt or no sugar for 2 weeks?
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Tuesday, September 16, 2008 - 8:01 pm
Sugar, so maybe I'd actually lose some weight. I don't like salt and don't use it anyways. Cantaloupe or honeydew?
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Irishtxgrl
Member
12-07-2005
| Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 1:34 pm
cantaloupe fruit or vegetables?
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 1:49 pm
fruit hot drinks or cold drinks?
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Kc103
Member
07-13-2004
| Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 4:25 pm
cold drinks spicy or mild foods?
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Happymom
Member
01-20-2003
| Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 5:59 pm
spicy! burritos or tacos?
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 7:37 pm
Tacos Tacos: hard or soft shell?
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Sharinia
Member
09-07-2002
| Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 9:30 pm
soft....mmmmmm hot or cold tapas?
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 9:36 pm
hot - yummy! shrimp or scallops?
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Sharinia
Member
09-07-2002
| Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 9:45 pm
scallops (tho I don't have them anymore - mercury ) calzone or reuben sandwich?
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 7:24 am
reuben fries or onion rings?
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Grumpy
Member
02-08-2004
| Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 1:55 pm
onion rings Subway or Quiznos?
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Cinnamongirl
Member
01-10-2001
| Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 2:51 pm
Quiznos Twinkie or Ding Dong?
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Irishtxgrl
Member
12-07-2005
| Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 4:58 pm
Ding Dong Cheesecake or Ice Cream
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