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Lancecrossfire
Animoderator
07-13-2000
| Wednesday, March 28, 2007 - 9:07 pm
While it isn't on line (maybe it was originally) I found this interesting. Per directions, you don't need ot reveal the answers, just give your fine total you owe. read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. $1,110.60 is the maximum. My fine is $150.00. And I've never peed in a pool that I know of. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40 Had sex with someone on MySpace --$25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a different race -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know--$0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work--$15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 Cheated on your significant other -- $10 Masturbated -- $10 Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend--$20 Done oral -- $5 Got oral -- $5 Done / got oral in a car while it was moving--$25 Stole something -- $10 Had sex with someone in jail -- $25 Made a nasty home video -- $15 Had a threesome -- $50 Had sex in the wild -- $20 Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20 Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25 Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50 Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 Went streaking -- $5 Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 Been arrested -- $5 Spent time in jail -- $15 Peed in the pool -- $0.50 <-- if you don't add this in, you're lying Played spin the bottle -- $5 Done something you regret -- $20 Had sex with your best friend -- $20 Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25 Had anal sex -- $80 Lied to your mate -- $5 Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
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Yankee_in_ca
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, March 28, 2007 - 9:16 pm
Well, I'm not sure what the "sex with a different race" is doing in here since these seem to primarily be "taboo" things and I don't find it necessarily taboo, but anyways... Mine is well over $350. Well over.
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Wednesday, March 28, 2007 - 9:21 pm
$695.60 i lost count the first time i was adding up and had to go get a calculator. i may be a good girl in my old age, but i was a such a bad girl when i was younger.
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Wargod
Moderator
07-16-2001
| Wednesday, March 28, 2007 - 10:21 pm
LOL Landi. $225....I married my best friend though so is that still finable? Oh heck, I'm innocent...$205. 
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Sage
Member
07-20-2000
| Wednesday, March 28, 2007 - 11:13 pm
$160.00
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Texannie
Member
07-16-2001
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 4:07 am
gosh, i thought i had a wilder life my fine is only $135.60
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Lateeda
Member
12-01-2006
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 5:02 am
$485.6 I'm pleading the 5th...
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 5:39 am
oh my - $400.60 
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Cndeariso
Member
06-28-2004
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 5:47 am
were we supposed to count each time we committed the 'offense' or just admit to doing it at least once? $345.50 on only doing it once. 
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 6:05 am
$110
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 6:58 am
485.60
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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 7:37 am
$565.60
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Mictay
Member
09-29-2006
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 7:41 am
$180.50
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Karuuna
Board Administrator
08-31-2000
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 7:42 am
$545.50 
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Maris
Member
03-28-2002
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 7:45 am
$245
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Lateeda
Member
12-01-2006
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 8:13 am
Escapee - we have the same total - I won't tell how all that adds up if you don't! Karuuna and Scooter - you are my new heroes!
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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 8:24 am
Lateeda...LOL! Great role model huh?
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Babyruth
Member
07-19-2001
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 8:36 am
375.50 Additional fines I'd like to incur before I die = 110.00 
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 8:37 am
$500.00
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Vacanick
Member
07-12-2004
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 8:40 am
305.50 I'm with Babyruth ... there's more I'd like to "conquer" before I die.
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Twinkie
Member
09-24-2002
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 8:52 am
$585.60 I was a baaaad girl in my younger days. LOL
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 9:10 am
none of you guys even comes CLOSE to moi! and greekbread if you're reading this... just realize how you don't get away with anything. mom already did it and knows the tricks.
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Nickovtyme
Member
07-29-2004
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 10:14 am
$555.60 Some of them were open to interpretation.
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Faerygdds
Member
08-29-2000
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 12:01 pm
555.60 - I'm taking the 5th also!
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Thursday, March 29, 2007 - 12:09 pm
I have never done acid or had sex at church.
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