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Halfunit
Moderator
09-02-2001
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 2:00 pm
I'm so fun I shit smiley faces!
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Heyltslori
Moderator
09-15-2001
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 2:09 pm

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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 2:10 pm
Oh I'm fun, but it has nothing to do with sh!tting 
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Seamonkey
Moderator
09-07-2000
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 2:17 pm
Half, this one is called "prozac".. snagged it from Julip, the Queen of cute smilies.

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Newman
Member
09-25-2004
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 2:35 pm
Gee, I wonder why this thread faded away. <sarcasm> Watching that new show, 6 Degrees, where they have the down and out gray haired photographer, Steven, sleeping with the hot 25 year old babe Anya, and some other woman commenting "don't they (men)realize how stupid they look (robbing the cradle like that). 25 really is way too young. But if a hot 35 year old came on to me, of course I would be suspicious, and of course it would never happen, but if it did, wow, maybe there is a God? The new TV show Brothers and Sisters had a comment about men, and their sex drives, referring to the dead Father Tom Skirritt, and his affair. Men will always like sex, or dream of remembering liking sex, and how good it felt and how good it was. Can you blame us?
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Vacanick
Member
07-12-2004
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 2:49 pm
You don't think women like sex or dream of sex and how good it feels and how good it is?? Of course we do! Newman, you just need to find the right woman.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 2:50 pm
Half, you are a riot. Newman, I joke that I think about sex more than an adolescent boy. I don't think people necessarily fit into the little slots you seem to have made for them. Your shopping comment, for example. What in the world do you base that on? I hate to shop. I love football games. I love most live sporting events. I love amusement parks and roller coasters. I play video games and just finished conquering Paper Mario. I play board games. I run. I hike. I draw. I spin my niece around until we are both dizzy. I blow raspberries on my nephew's belly. I still like to get ice cream from the ice cream truck that comes through the neighborhood. I still love slurpees and fun dips and rainy days where I can curl up and just be. I drink milk straight from the carton and don't always hang my wet towel up after I shower. People cannot be pigeonholed.
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Vacanick
Member
07-12-2004
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 2:52 pm
And you like sex. Amen Hermi!!!
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 2:55 pm
Well, I think I would like it if I could remember what part goes where. Aren't armpits involved? 
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Vacanick
Member
07-12-2004
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 3:00 pm

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Brenda1966
Member
07-03-2002
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 3:07 pm
If women want to be more like men I think they'd be better advised to learn how to have fun. Ah, this is killing me. The LAST thing I'd want is to be more like a man. I think women know how to have a lot of fun. When I get together with women friends we are joking, laughing, really loud, etc. We are not all serious and stodgy and closed off. About the only thing I'd want to be more man-like is my arm strength. I have none. }
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 3:10 pm
I'd like to have a penis for a day.
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Vacanick
Member
07-12-2004
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 3:13 pm
So would I ... the things I would do!! 
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Babyruth
Member
07-19-2001
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 3:15 pm
Hermie, have you ever read the book, Dick For A Day?

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Vacanick
Member
07-12-2004
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 3:18 pm
Suddenly I'm craving a Subway roast beef sandwich ... must be the penis thing!! 
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 3:19 pm
I haven't. How funny, BR!
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Babyruth
Member
07-19-2001
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 3:21 pm
Check out the Amazon reviews. I found the book on the Border's sale table a few years back. It's an interesting read.
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Kearie
Member
07-21-2005
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 3:25 pm
Ya'll is cracking me up. I too, dread shopping, but I love watching football. I'd love to see a live NFL game, but I'm a small town girl. I don't want a penis for a day. Don't want to be a man. I think they are the weaker sex in every way except physical strength.
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Cndeariso
Member
06-28-2004
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 3:31 pm
i'd rather be shot than be made to go shopping. if i can't find it in a catalog or online in 5 minutes then i don't care if i ever find it - whatever it is. i HATE shopping while my dh loves it. neither of us cares much for sports. but, we both love to go to the movies and out to eat where we can people watch and talk in a relaxing atmosphere. neither of us like to do housework so we hired someone to do it for us. so, i don't fit into any of those molds either.
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Halfunit
Moderator
09-02-2001
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 3:54 pm
I don't fit into the mold, either. I hate shopping, unless it's some type of electronic gadget I can buy online. I like to fish, have no desire to have children, know off the top of my head the firing order for a V-8 GM motor is 1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2 and can rebuild an engine from the cam up. I hate to cook, I mow the lawn and change the furnace filters when need be. I do all of the driving in our truck AND navigate at the same time. I maintain the finances and the cats. Oh yeah... I also work 40+ hours outside the home. This is not an indication that DH does not do his fair share of household chores. He does the laundry, the dishes and takes out the trash. We split it up 50/50, and he also works over 40 hours a week. And he FORCES me to go shopping the day after Thanksgiving. It's one of his favorite things to do. I'd rather watch a good rugby match or a John Wayne flick, partner. 
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 4:02 pm
I like to shop and watch football. Guess I'm really an oddball.
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 4:08 pm
Mocha, than I'm an oddball too.
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Hukdonreality
Member
09-29-2003
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 4:18 pm
<<raises hands and waves wildly>> I count myself amongst the females who HATE shopping. I can tolerate grocery shopping, but that's about it! I have completely torn out a basement, bathroom, and kitchen...and...was able to rebuild them all by myself. I do wallboarding, taping and mudding, tiling, wainscot, and minor plumbing and electrical repairs by myself. I've replaced more toilet "guts" for other people than I can count. I tore up a friend's tile floor when it was all cracked, and replaced it with a really cool inset that gets lots of attention from her visitors. I scratch when I itch, but don't spit. I wear men's pants and shirts most of the time, but women's underwear (although I favor boxers in the summer evenings). I can fart loud enough to wake up neighbors, but I can hold them in when I'm at other people's homes. I love hot peppers and hot sauce on everything, and drink beer out of the can. I do like to cook, but mostly it’s about using a big knife and chopping things up. I own more power tools than many men, and know how to use all of them with pretty good skill. I sometimes think evil thoughts, like wishing I could kick someone's tonsils down their throat. I have driven cars over a hundred miles an hour and have won a ton of drag races over the years. I can't do that anymore now because I have a weenie Ford Focus, so I settle for trying to maintain full speed around the corners of off ramps on the highway. I don't have my own homegrown boobs anymore because of some damned disease called cancer, but instead, I have a choice of which size I want to put on…AND…I do NOT want a penis! I don't understand how I would be able to cross my legs or ride my bike without it and its bubbles getting in the way. Yeah, I guess you can't really pigeonhole women into any sort of mold. We're all different, and we're all cool.
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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 4:21 pm
OH Hukd...thank you for bringing a smile to my face with your post...it's awesome.
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 4:23 pm
I like to shop, I like to cook and I like football.
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