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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 8:07 am
OK, this might be a little morbid, but sort of fun in a silly way as well. This is a site that predicts the method (and your age) of your death. Death Predictor Mine: Whoami: At age 97 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor. <note to self....stay away from statues, and never run for Governor!> 
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Cndeariso
Member
06-28-2004
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 8:19 am
it gave me a different answer each time i did it even though i used the same parameters. LOL Cheryl: At age 63 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya. or Cheryl: At age 72 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.
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Legalboxer
Member
11-17-2003
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 8:30 am
At age 63 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.
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Justavice
Member
11-22-2005
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 8:44 am
justavice: At age 39 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

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Sheilaree
Member
07-19-2002
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 8:54 am
It did the same thing with me Cnd.
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Cndeariso
Member
06-28-2004
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 9:01 am
Cheryl: At age 68 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes. i love it! all these weird scenarios keep popping up. hahahahaha
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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 9:15 am
At age 50 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.
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Wink
Member
10-06-2000
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 9:18 am
Scooter see you there. Babs: At age 66 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.
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Grooch
Member
06-16-2006
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 9:25 am
Mine told me I should have died last year. lol! But it wasn't a bad way to go! you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall. Hmmm... maybe it got mine and Wink's cause of death mixed. This sounds more like her.
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 9:25 am
At age 70 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 9:26 am
LOL Wink....how come you get to wait til 66 and I'm diving in at 50?
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Grooch
Member
06-16-2006
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 9:29 am
Maybe she's 16 years older than you and you guys will be falling in together while fighting over a condom? Makes sense to me. 
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Vee
Member
02-23-2004
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 9:34 am
At age 95 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
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Babyruth
Member
07-19-2001
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 9:37 am
At age 101 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries. LOL! Yay, I'm virtually immortal!
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Serate
Member
08-21-2001
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 9:46 am
At age 59 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.
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Jimmer
Moderator
08-30-2000
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 9:48 am
These are hilarious. 
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Chiliwilli
Member
09-04-2006
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 9:59 am
At age 89 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.
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Wargod
Moderator
07-16-2001
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 10:48 am
At age 51 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.
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Wargod
Moderator
07-16-2001
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 10:51 am
OMG I should have stopped after the first one, you have no idea how many times I've had this nightmare! At age 75 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
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Sage
Member
07-20-2000
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 10:52 am
At age 51 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
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Wink
Member
10-06-2000
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 11:14 am
Sage that's good to know. Glad someone is stepping up to the plate. Grooch you know I never go to shopping malls. Scooter it's because I'm already a codger.
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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 11:22 am
LOL!!!
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Terolyn
Member
05-06-2004
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 11:29 am
At age 88 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.
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Neko
Member
08-03-2001
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 11:37 am
Neko: At age 71 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style. Or Neko: At age 51 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose. OR, my personal favourite... Neko: At age 26 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada. It could happen!!
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Lancecrossfire
Animoderator
07-13-2000
| Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 11:42 am
Gregg: At age 55 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much. Up mine
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