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What's your new name??

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Shashakaye
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05-19-2003

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:02 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Shashakaye a private message Print Post    
DON'T LAUGH UNTIL U FIND OUT WHAT
YOUR NEW NAME IS ....
We all need a little stress-reliever!
This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to
break up the day.
If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
Gizzardsniffer.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And
the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
Professor
forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey
e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky
j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy
n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus
s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver
x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken
f = barffy g = lizard h= waffle i = farkle j = monkey
k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty
p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle
y = gorilla z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h =
shorts
i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p =
biscuits q = toes
r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack
w= squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Please remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day


Shashakaye
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05-19-2003

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:04 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Shashakaye a private message Print Post    
<<<< snooty chickensniffer

Skootz
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07-23-2003

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:05 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Skootz a private message Print Post    
boobie farklehump

Cndeariso
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06-28-2004

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:08 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Cndeariso a private message Print Post    
crusty chickenbutt

sounds like a disease! LMAO

Metoo
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02-22-2005

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:11 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Metoo a private message Print Post    
Snickle Frickinbrains

Lumbele
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07-12-2002

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:15 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lumbele a private message Print Post    
Snickle Dippintush

Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:24 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
Dorfus Dippindoodle

Whoami
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08-03-2001

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:25 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Whoami a private message Print Post    
Dorfus Gizzardbrains


Gradstudent
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07-10-2005

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:34 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Gradstudent a private message Print Post    
doombah dippendoodle

Sue
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06-02-2005

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 2:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sue a private message Print Post    
Dorfus Rhinonose

Vee
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02-23-2004

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 2:35 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
Goober Dippindoodle...I see some of my relatives are here...

Urgrace
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08-19-2000

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 2:36 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Urgrace a private message Print Post    
Snickle DippinLips would be a ds
Snickle and Sneezy GizzardLips would be me and my dh
Fluffy FarkleDunkin would be my dd

Dfennessey
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07-25-2004

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 2:46 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dfennessey a private message Print Post    
Sloopy Chickendunkin for me

Kady
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07-30-2000

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 2:51 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kady a private message Print Post    
Dorfus Snicklehump

Katbee
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09-15-2001

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 2:53 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Katbee a private message Print Post    
Tootsie Gizzardhiney

Mameblanche
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04-13-2005

Sunday, October 30, 2005 - 8:58 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
May I introduce myself? I am Dinky FarkleDunkin.
My dh is Sneezy DippinHamster.
I'm a hyphenate in RL, which would make me...
Mrs. FarkleDunken-DippinHamster!

LOL, this was a great idea, ShashaK! Too funny! :-)

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Monday, October 31, 2005 - 8:21 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Dorfus Farkleface

Sillycalimomma
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11-13-2003

Monday, October 31, 2005 - 8:31 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sillycalimomma a private message Print Post    
Oh my..... Well, I am now Sleezy Battybrains.....ROFL. Better not tell the ex that one!

Whoami
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08-03-2001

Monday, October 31, 2005 - 1:41 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Whoami a private message Print Post    
My evil self has to pick my favorite so far... Crusty Chickenbutt.

That's just sooooo....wrong! The images that inspires my creative brain to come up with. Sometimes its really a curse to have a creative mind.

Ginger1218
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08-31-2001

Monday, October 31, 2005 - 2:25 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ginger1218 a private message Print Post    
I am Sloopy ChuckleBoob

Nickovtyme
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07-29-2004

Monday, October 31, 2005 - 2:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nickovtyme a private message Print Post    
I don't think I like this. I thought this was the IQ Forum so I stayed away from it because I thought this was where all the smart people hung out and I come up with a name like:

Goober dippinsniffer


Denecee
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09-05-2002

Monday, October 31, 2005 - 2:51 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Denecee a private message Print Post    
I'm Sloopy Wafflehump!

Seamonkey
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09-07-2000

Monday, October 31, 2005 - 3:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Seamonkey a private message Print Post    
And since Ginger and I have similar names in real life, I'm Sloopy Chuckledunkin.. maiden name Sloopy Dippenhead

Finqwik
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09-23-2000

Monday, October 31, 2005 - 3:36 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Finqwik a private message Print Post    
Hey Mameblanch I'm of the Farfledunkin tribe too Sloopy Farfledunkin.

Cndeariso
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06-28-2004

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now, if i use my login name for all three, i get Cheesey RhinoNose. no matter what i do it comes out awful. LOL

Mameblanche
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04-13-2005

Tuesday, November 08, 2005 - 4:38 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
FinQuik... think maybe we should hold our Farfledunkin family reunion at the Dunkin' Donuts?

Saxywildcat
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05-30-2005

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 - 12:37 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Saxywildcat a private message Print Post    
Snooty Battyshorts... interesting LOL

Luvmom
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10-17-2000

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 1:00 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Luvmom a private message Print Post    
Sloopy Chickenchunks......hahahahahaha

Bandit
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07-29-2001

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 2:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Bandit a private message Print Post    
Dumbo Farkeltush

Hukdonreality
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09-29-2003

Tuesday, February 21, 2006 - 9:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hukdonreality a private message Print Post    
Dorfus Farkletush
Bandit, we must be related!

Mayajnn
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01-27-2006

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 8:03 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mayajnn a private message Print Post    
Dinky Pottyshorts

Jrs6494
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03-30-2006

Friday, March 31, 2006 - 6:54 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Jrs6494 a private message Print Post    
sloopy battyshotrs

Bluejaxrock
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04-23-2004

Wednesday, April 05, 2006 - 8:37 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Bluejaxrock a private message Print Post    
Dorfus Snicklebutt