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Shashakaye
Member
05-19-2003
| Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:02 pm
DON'T LAUGH UNTIL U FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS .... We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name. Don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h= waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w= squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Please remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day
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Shashakaye
Member
05-19-2003
| Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:04 pm
<<<< snooty chickensniffer
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Skootz
Member
07-23-2003
| Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:05 pm
boobie farklehump
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Cndeariso
Member
06-28-2004
| Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:08 pm
crusty chickenbutt sounds like a disease! LMAO
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Metoo
Member
02-22-2005
| Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:11 pm
Snickle Frickinbrains
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Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:15 pm
Snickle Dippintush
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:24 pm
Dorfus Dippindoodle
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:25 pm
Dorfus Gizzardbrains
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Gradstudent
Member
07-10-2005
| Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 1:34 pm
doombah dippendoodle
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Sue
Member
06-02-2005
| Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 2:28 pm
Dorfus Rhinonose
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Vee
Member
02-23-2004
| Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 2:35 pm
Goober Dippindoodle...I see some of my relatives are here...
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Urgrace
Member
08-19-2000
| Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 2:36 pm
Snickle DippinLips would be a ds Snickle and Sneezy GizzardLips would be me and my dh Fluffy FarkleDunkin would be my dd
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Dfennessey
Member
07-25-2004
| Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 2:46 pm
Sloopy Chickendunkin for me
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Kady
Member
07-30-2000
| Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 2:51 pm
Dorfus Snicklehump
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Katbee
Member
09-15-2001
| Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 2:53 pm
Tootsie Gizzardhiney
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Mameblanche
Member
04-13-2005
| Sunday, October 30, 2005 - 8:58 pm
May I introduce myself? I am Dinky FarkleDunkin. My dh is Sneezy DippinHamster. I'm a hyphenate in RL, which would make me... Mrs. FarkleDunken-DippinHamster! LOL, this was a great idea, ShashaK! Too funny!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Monday, October 31, 2005 - 8:21 am
Dorfus Farkleface
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Sillycalimomma
Member
11-13-2003
| Monday, October 31, 2005 - 8:31 am
Oh my..... Well, I am now Sleezy Battybrains.....ROFL. Better not tell the ex that one!
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Monday, October 31, 2005 - 1:41 pm
My evil self has to pick my favorite so far... Crusty Chickenbutt. That's just sooooo....wrong! The images that inspires my creative brain to come up with. Sometimes its really a curse to have a creative mind.
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Ginger1218
Member
08-31-2001
| Monday, October 31, 2005 - 2:25 pm
I am Sloopy ChuckleBoob
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Nickovtyme
Member
07-29-2004
| Monday, October 31, 2005 - 2:26 pm
I don't think I like this. I thought this was the IQ Forum so I stayed away from it because I thought this was where all the smart people hung out and I come up with a name like: Goober dippinsniffer
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Denecee
Member
09-05-2002
| Monday, October 31, 2005 - 2:51 pm
I'm Sloopy Wafflehump!
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Seamonkey
Moderator
09-07-2000
| Monday, October 31, 2005 - 3:21 pm
And since Ginger and I have similar names in real life, I'm Sloopy Chuckledunkin.. maiden name Sloopy Dippenhead
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Finqwik
Member
09-23-2000
| Monday, October 31, 2005 - 3:36 pm
Hey Mameblanch I'm of the Farfledunkin tribe too Sloopy Farfledunkin.
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Cndeariso
Member
06-28-2004
| Tuesday, November 08, 2005 - 4:29 pm
now, if i use my login name for all three, i get Cheesey RhinoNose. no matter what i do it comes out awful. LOL
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Mameblanche
Member
04-13-2005
| Tuesday, November 08, 2005 - 4:38 pm
FinQuik... think maybe we should hold our Farfledunkin family reunion at the Dunkin' Donuts?
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Saxywildcat
Member
05-30-2005
| Tuesday, December 13, 2005 - 12:37 pm
Snooty Battyshorts... interesting LOL
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Luvmom
Member
10-17-2000
| Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 1:00 pm
Sloopy Chickenchunks......hahahahahaha
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Bandit
Member
07-29-2001
| Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 2:03 pm
Dumbo Farkeltush
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Hukdonreality
Member
09-29-2003
| Tuesday, February 21, 2006 - 9:18 pm
Dorfus Farkletush Bandit, we must be related!
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Mayajnn
Member
01-27-2006
| Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 8:03 am
Dinky Pottyshorts
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Jrs6494
Member
03-30-2006
| Friday, March 31, 2006 - 6:54 pm
sloopy battyshotrs
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Bluejaxrock
Member
04-23-2004
| Wednesday, April 05, 2006 - 8:37 pm
Dorfus Snicklebutt
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