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Archive through November 20, 2006

The TVClubHouse: General Discussions ARCHIVES: Jan. 2007 ~ Mar. 2007: The Cheap Seats: Sports: NFL Football Pool Game III: TVCH Style: Team discussion: Adven's Angels (Mamie,Hermione and Nino): Archive through November 20, 2006 users admin

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Kearie
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07-21-2005

Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 2:06 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kearie a private message Print Post    
So which one of you Angel's is going to join me at the bottom again for a roll in the slop?

Hermie? Mamie? Nino?

You know one of you have to join me.

Adven
Member

02-06-2001

Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 7:55 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Adven a private message Print Post    
I am not giving my regular inspirational speech this week. Clearly, you 3 are made of stone and cannot be motivated by the brilliance of my oratory alone. Instead, I will offer some practical advice that I'm sure will help guide you and get us back to first place where we rightly belong.

To remove blood stains from clothing, try a little hydrogen peroxide.

Hermione69
Member

07-24-2002

Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 9:23 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hermione69 a private message Print Post    
Blood stains? We have an axe murderer here!!!!!

Adven
Member

02-06-2001

Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 9:26 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Adven a private message Print Post    
Bananas going black? Put them in the freezer and save them for baking.

Hermione69
Member

07-24-2002

Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 9:28 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hermione69 a private message Print Post    
You're disturbing me.

Adven
Member

02-06-2001

Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 9:32 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Adven a private message Print Post    
A little lemon juice will keep apples from browning.

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 11:24 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
Adven is Heloise in disguise.

Scooterrific
Member

07-08-2005

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 10:50 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Scooterrific a private message Print Post    
More like Martha Stewart.

Adven
Member

02-06-2001

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Adven a private message Print Post    
Windows streaky? Try a mixture of one part vinegar to two parts water.

Hermione69
Member

07-24-2002

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:15 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hermione69 a private message Print Post    
You're weird.

Scooterrific
Member

07-08-2005

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Scooterrific a private message Print Post    
He's something, but weird wasn't the word that came to mind..oh well I'd probably be modded if I said it anyway.

Heyltslori
Moderator

09-15-2001

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:31 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Heyltslori a private message Print Post    
These are very helpful hints Adven! I appreciate your wisdom. Say...does that lemon thing work on pears as well?

Hermione69
Member

07-24-2002

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:34 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hermione69 a private message Print Post    
Suck up.

Adven
Member

02-06-2001

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:39 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Adven a private message Print Post    
It does, HIG. That's the beauty of my household hints. They can be applied in a variety of ways.

Got fruitflies? Put a little wine or vinegar in a glass, cover with cellophane and poke a few holes. Sit back and garner the amazed compliments of your friends as the flies crawl into the glass, but can't get out.

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:40 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
How sad that you and your friend would sit around watching flies suffocate.

Hermione69
Member

07-24-2002

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:41 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hermione69 a private message Print Post    
And yet another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

Babyruth
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07-19-2001

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:43 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Babyruth a private message Print Post    
Kind of like bar flies, eh? Pass the wine...

Hermione69
Member

07-24-2002

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:46 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hermione69 a private message Print Post    
Ya'll are encouraging him. I find it best to hum softly and go to my quiet place whenever he speaks.

Adven
Member

02-06-2001

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:54 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Adven a private message Print Post    
Deep puncture wound? Try an embossed tourniquet. It makes an elegant gift and you will be the envy of the smartly dressed hospital crowd.

Heyltslori
Moderator

09-15-2001

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:57 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Heyltslori a private message Print Post    
::::finishes Christmas list::::

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 1:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
Adven has a closet filled with monogrammed tourniquets, located right next to the blowup dolls.

Vacanick
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07-12-2004

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 1:09 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vacanick a private message Print Post    


Scooterrific
Member

07-08-2005

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 1:11 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Scooterrific a private message Print Post    
ROTFLMAO! Next we'll hear a helpful hint about those
running away

Adven
Member

02-06-2001

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 1:14 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Adven a private message Print Post    
Blow up doll spring a leak? Mend the hole ... I mean the leak ... with Krazy Glue. Reinflate. You'll be the talk of the creepy, lonely guy set.

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Monday, November 20, 2006 - 1:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
I can just picture it now...Adven, alone in his house, sitting with the deflated doll and a tiny tube of Krazy Glue....