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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 4:29 pm
Huk I may need your assistance with my bathroom floor... I dream of getting a big powerdrill for Christmas and an aubergine toolbelt.
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Halfunit
Moderator
09-02-2001
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 4:36 pm
So are you all saying we're different??
quote:Hukdonreality: I can fart loud enough to wake up neighbors, but I can hold them in when I'm at other people's homes.
My favorite line of the evening.
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Hukdonreality
Member
09-29-2003
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 4:39 pm
ha ha, Half! I wish we could upload wav files. I'd record one and impress everyone with my farting prowess. How damned feminine of me, huh?
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 4:43 pm
By the way, I've had a penis for more than a day - all my life if we're being honest - and I can tell you the novelty wears off pretty quickly. After that you just follow it around while it makes all your decisions for you.
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Nickovtyme
Member
07-29-2004
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 4:47 pm
LOL! and not all of them the best decisions.
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 5:08 pm
LOL at all ya!!!
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Rosie
Member
11-12-2003
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 5:09 pm
Tess, don't come in here! 
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Vacanick
Member
07-12-2004
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 5:35 pm
Oh Huk ... your rant was priceless!! I was in tears from laughing!! lol Glad to see Adven and Nick adding their two cents.
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Nickovtyme
Member
07-29-2004
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 5:49 pm
Sometimes you know that it's a bad decision, but you just do it anyway. Cuz as long as it's happy...you're happy. Until the next morning that is.
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Vacanick
Member
07-12-2004
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 5:51 pm
LOL!!! As long as "it's" happy ... that's so funny! Why do men talk about their penis' like it's another person?? Women don't talk that way about their vagina's. 
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Hukdonreality
Member
09-29-2003
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 6:30 pm
HEY! Speak for yourself, Vac! Mine is named, "my private secret area" (just ask my best friend, she'll confirm that I call it that). It's special. You just pigeonholed women again...stop it!  
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 6:40 pm
Mine is Freda.
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Hukdonreality
Member
09-29-2003
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 6:47 pm
By any chance is the last name (to Freda), "Dowhateveryouwant"?
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Kearie
Member
07-21-2005
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 7:09 pm
Mine is Bertha! 
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Vacanick
Member
07-12-2004
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 7:10 pm
LOL! I stand corrected Huk. 
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 7:29 pm
Boy this thread sure went from limp to erect in no time flat.
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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 7:31 pm
LOL Mame....you're right about that!
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Bigd
Member
09-13-2001
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 7:34 pm
apparently I have no idea what this thread is about.
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 8:27 pm
ROTF Mame...yep mention penis and us girls come a running!
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 9:51 pm
Bigd, as nearly as I can figure out, it is about Big Bertha helping Mocha lay purple tiles in her bathroom.
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Newman
Member
09-25-2004
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 10:27 pm
I guess that'll show me not to generalize about women and shopping. Were there any comments about baby boomers, remaining single, and being happy about it. "Many finding singlehood a desirable state>." I'd like to hear about that. I don't see where it's desirable. Why would you want to be alone? The world is cold enough as is. Hey I can watch any TV show on expanded basic. Then why am I not happy?
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Kearie
Member
07-21-2005
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 11:06 pm
People are as happy as they choose themselves to be. I'm a firm believer that happiness is most often a choice, an attitude. Being alone... I don't have to share. I don't have to compromise. I don't have to clean up after anyone. I'm not accountable to another person. I don't have to have sex, so I don't have to have a man. I can pick who and when, if I want to. I can eat what and when I want. Girlfriends, mom and daughter are there for my emotional needs. (They're better listeners anyway) No one expects anything from me...except me. What's there NOT to be happy about?
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Kearie
Member
07-21-2005
| Monday, October 09, 2006 - 11:27 pm
Just in case you need a visual.

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Jimmer
Moderator
08-30-2000
| Tuesday, October 10, 2006 - 7:31 am
I think that everyone basically wants to be happy (what a surprise ). I'd rather be happy and single than unhappy and married. I'd also rather be happy and married than unhappy and single. Now would I rather be happy and married or happy and single? Well that doesn't matter does it if either way you are happy? The question becomes irrelevant. I enjoy being married but I sure know people who don't and would be better off single. It all depends on what you have experienced in your life.
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Merrysea
Member
08-13-2004
| Tuesday, October 10, 2006 - 8:05 am
What Kearie said. When I was married, everything was about him. If he needed help with a project, I was expected to drop whatever I was doing at a moment's notice and help him. (This included being late taking my son to his cousin's birthday party because my then-husband was baking a cake and didn't have all the ingredients, so I had to rush to the store and buy stuff for him.) If he was sick, I was expected to be sympathetic and wait on him hand and foot. (When I was sick, I was on my own. His idea of caring for me was sitting in front of the TV and telling me later that if I had let him know I needed something, he would have brought it to me - only he couldn't hear me because the TV was on, and I was too sick to yell!) If he said something that hurt my feelings, I was being too sensitive; if I said something that hurt his feelings, I was being a . When I was sexually harassed by our pastor and I went into a mild depression over it, I got screamed at for not understanding what it felt like to have your wife treated this way. Now I can eat what I want, when I want, if I want. I don't have to take care of anyone unless I choose to. I can have a dog and a bird, or any other pets that I want, and my dog can live in my house and sleep on my bed. I can watch what I want on TV, or I can turn the TV off if I want quiet. (He always had the TV on - in fact, he walked in the door one time, turned the TV on, and then went outside to mow the lawn!) My sister saw me a few days after I left my husband, and she told me that she had never seen me so happy in my life (and since she's older than me, she's known me my entire life!). I have never regretted that decision, even for a second. I'm struggling more financially now, but I would rather be poor than be in an unhappy relationship with everything money can buy. I can honestly say that, even though I thought I was happy in my marriage for most of it, I'm much happier and more at peace with myself now.
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