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Kearie
Member
07-21-2005
| Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 2:06 am
So which one of you Angel's is going to join me at the bottom again for a roll in the slop? Hermie? Mamie? Nino? You know one of you have to join me.
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 7:55 am
I am not giving my regular inspirational speech this week. Clearly, you 3 are made of stone and cannot be motivated by the brilliance of my oratory alone. Instead, I will offer some practical advice that I'm sure will help guide you and get us back to first place where we rightly belong. To remove blood stains from clothing, try a little hydrogen peroxide.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 9:23 am
Blood stains? We have an axe murderer here!!!!!
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 9:26 am
Bananas going black? Put them in the freezer and save them for baking.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 9:28 am
You're disturbing me.
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 9:32 am
A little lemon juice will keep apples from browning.
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 11:24 am
Adven is Heloise in disguise.
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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 10:50 am
More like Martha Stewart.
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:03 pm
Windows streaky? Try a mixture of one part vinegar to two parts water.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:15 pm
You're weird.
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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:21 pm
He's something, but weird wasn't the word that came to mind..oh well I'd probably be modded if I said it anyway.
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Heyltslori
Moderator
09-15-2001
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:31 pm
These are very helpful hints Adven! I appreciate your wisdom. Say...does that lemon thing work on pears as well?
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:34 pm
Suck up. 
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:39 pm
It does, HIG. That's the beauty of my household hints. They can be applied in a variety of ways. Got fruitflies? Put a little wine or vinegar in a glass, cover with cellophane and poke a few holes. Sit back and garner the amazed compliments of your friends as the flies crawl into the glass, but can't get out.
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:40 pm
How sad that you and your friend would sit around watching flies suffocate.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:41 pm
And yet another piece of the puzzle falls into place. 
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Babyruth
Member
07-19-2001
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:43 pm
Kind of like bar flies, eh? Pass the wine...
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:46 pm
Ya'll are encouraging him. I find it best to hum softly and go to my quiet place whenever he speaks.
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:54 pm
Deep puncture wound? Try an embossed tourniquet. It makes an elegant gift and you will be the envy of the smartly dressed hospital crowd.
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Heyltslori
Moderator
09-15-2001
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 12:57 pm
::::finishes Christmas list::::
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 1:06 pm
Adven has a closet filled with monogrammed tourniquets, located right next to the blowup dolls.
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Vacanick
Member
07-12-2004
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 1:09 pm

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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 1:11 pm
ROTFLMAO! Next we'll hear a helpful hint about those running away
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 1:14 pm
Blow up doll spring a leak? Mend the hole ... I mean the leak ... with Krazy Glue. Reinflate. You'll be the talk of the creepy, lonely guy set.
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 1:18 pm
I can just picture it now...Adven, alone in his house, sitting with the deflated doll and a tiny tube of Krazy Glue....
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