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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 1:25 pm
Mamie...yeah but he's the talk of his set!
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 1:36 pm
I don't think I am going to be able to eat dinner tonight.
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Wink
Member
10-06-2000
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 4:14 pm
Hermie Adven has a remedy for that. 
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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 4:18 pm
Oh God help us all!
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Monday, November 20, 2006 - 7:10 pm
Lost your appetite? Try a tincture of burdock or Oregon grape and you'll be back on the road to morbid obesity in no time.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 1:18 pm
What the heck is burdock? It sounds smutty. I wonder if I could get away with posting a blowup doll in here with Adven's pearls of wisdom hung around her neck. 
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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 1:26 pm
Hermi...I looked it up...trust me, it's not something you would want to eat... <----will not eat anything that is erect and produces burs He's trying to kill us all.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 1:41 pm
"Burdock is a blood purifier commonly used for skin problems such as acne, eczema, and psoriasis (the seeds are especially effective for skin disorders). Herbalists universally recommend the root (known as gobo in Japan) to help ease liver congestion and improve fat digestion. Use the root or the seeds for rheumatism and arthritis and the root as a protectant against cancer."

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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 1:41 pm

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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 1:42 pm
I'm still not eating it!
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 2:07 pm
The smiley I posted above is gagging at the thought. Ugh!
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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 2:08 pm
My sister will probably serve some form of the above in the tumbleweed salad she serves all of the time! Dear Lord not an anti gagging remedy!
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 2:11 pm
Actually.... an anti-gagging rememdy may help this thread out a good deal as it seems to bring out an involuntary regurgitation factor for many of us. 
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Lancecrossfire
Animoderator
07-13-2000
| Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 2:29 pm
Oregon grape is the state flower, as it were. The berries are poisonous. I see Adven has our best interest in mind as always, lol. It's rumored that taking very small doses of it allows those who can't pronounce the state correctly to be able to do so. Just a rumor though.
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 7:44 pm
Gagging to the point you just might projectile vomit? Try a slippery elm tea. How you get the elm slippery, though, is your problem.
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Lancecrossfire
Animoderator
07-13-2000
| Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 9:34 pm
Ah, bazooka barfing! Now we're talking!
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 9:51 pm
Bazooka barfing??? That is freaking hilarious! I have never heard that before! ROFL!!
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 10:35 pm
Does are team stink that much that we've resorted to barf talk?
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Lancecrossfire
Animoderator
07-13-2000
| Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 11:09 pm
Not at all Mamie. I'm just playing along with Adven, and with a little luck might distract you guys into not doing so good. It's hard to pick well when you are in such dire straits.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 6:43 am
We have to make our picks soon. Adven! That's your cue!
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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 6:50 am
Oh I can hardly wait <not...I will skip breakfast..to be safe
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 7:52 am
My household hints aren't enough? I can't do everything, you know. Okay, here's how I see some of this week's games. I'll give you a minute to grab a notebook and pen. 1. Miami will beat Detroit. Why? Just because. 2. Denver will beat Kansas City. Why? I don't like Denver and they enjoy spiting me. 3. New England will beat Chicago. Why? I love the Patriots more than my own parents - which isn't saying much if you've ever met them - and even when the Pats lose I can find a way to claim a moral victory. 4. Dallas will lose. Why? They're still congratulating themselves for beating Indy and have forgotten they have to play someone else tomorrow. 5. Indy will win. Why? Somebody's going to pay for the Dallas lose. 6. There is no #6. Why? It's like there being no floor 13 in hotels, only slightly different. That should get you started. I'm sure if you follow these simple rules, we'll be back in first place in no time - unless they conflict with each other somehow, in which case I suggest we put your 3 names in a hat, pull one out and blame that person.
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Scooterrific
Member
07-08-2005
| Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 8:18 am
So basically.... 1. Detroit 2.Kansas City 3. Chicago 4. whoever's playing Dallas 5. whoever's playing the Colts got it..!
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Monday, November 27, 2006 - 9:13 am
I did pretty well this week. I'm 12 and 3 going into tonight.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, November 27, 2006 - 9:19 am
OMG! Wow, Mamie. I'm not doing THAT well, but I think I am doing okay. Let me go count.
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