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It's Xmas, I'm 7, I got questions....

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Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 4:55 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
Question: Why does Santa live at the North Pole? Wouldn't the elves be more productive in a warm and sunny climate?

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 5:12 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
A warm climate would provide too many distractions for the elves and too many neighborhood snoops. The North Pole was isolated and since Santa does his work in secret he chose there.

Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 5:24 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
And they can work the elves more. Aren't the days like 6 months long there?

Seamonkey
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09-07-2000

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 5:42 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Seamonkey a private message Print Post    
I found a bunch of stuff online but my favorites are

What is Mrs. Claus' first name?

Mrs. Claus' full name is Jessica Mary Claus. Her mother picked her middle name after the mother of Jesus.

What do Santa and Mrs. Claus do during the spring and summer?

Santa and Mrs. Claus take a vacation after the holiday season. They like to see different parts of the world. Last summer they visited New Zealand, part of Europe, and the Florida Keys.


How old is Santa, and when is Santa's birthday?

Well, lets just say that Santa stopped counting at 550 and leave it at that! There have been plenty of Christmas nights where I've done my part and plenty more to come!

Mamapors
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07-29-2004

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 5:49 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamapors a private message Print Post    
And why Reindeer? Why not dogs, or horses, or mules?

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 6:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
Dogs, horses and mules can't fly.

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 6:24 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
Dogs, horses and mules are snakes belly/wagon rut-level porn stars. I've never heard of a reindeer being featured in a smut flick. If one did, I'm sure it was more of a Hugh Hefner than a Larry Flynt type situation.

Julieboo
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02-05-2002

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 6:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Julieboo a private message Print Post    
To answer the first question, because Santa only comes once a year.

Sherbabe
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07-28-2002

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 6:58 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sherbabe a private message Print Post    
Julie...............Applause to you. That was great.

Seamonkey
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09-07-2000

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 7:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Seamonkey a private message Print Post    
I'm guessing she wouldn't tell that to her 7 year old

Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 7:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
My speeling instn baad for a sleven your old.

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 5:50 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
Eggnog overdose, Tobor? (Slides some 7-year-old fruitcake towards Tobor and waits to see what happens).

Slothkitten
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09-16-2003

Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 7:18 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Slothkitten a private message Print Post    
gingerly steps around fruitcake . . .

Santa is an enigma wrapped around a mystery.
Magic 8 ball says it is decidedly so.

Santa and Mrs. Claus don't have children because in truth, they are really brother and sister.
( edited to say, eewww )

Twiggyish
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08-14-2000

Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 7:31 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Twiggyish a private message Print Post    
Question: Why does Santa live at the North Pole? Wouldn't the elves be more productive in a warm and sunny climate?


Santa lives at the North Pole because he likes his privacy.
The elves don't work well in the warm climate because some of them spend too much time at the beach. They need to work year 'round.

Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 3:24 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
Tobor tries the fruitcake.

Seamonkey
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09-07-2000

Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 3:30 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Seamonkey a private message Print Post    
Sea alerts paramedics regarding consumption of fruitcake

Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 3:37 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
ack ack ack eech

Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 3:39 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
Question: What are the FIRST letters of all the reindeer. (In correct order.)

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 3:54 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
D D P V C C D B (R)

Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 8:00 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
I love the "R" in parens. LOL

Escapee
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06-15-2004

Wednesday, December 27, 2006 - 2:41 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Escapee a private message Print Post    
I thought the elves were their children.

Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, December 27, 2006 - 8:30 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
The elves are "inmates" of sorts.

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Thursday, December 28, 2006 - 7:09 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Question: Why does Santa live at the North Pole? Wouldn't the elves be more productive in a warm and sunny climate?

Two words: Elf Thongs.