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The TVClubHouse: General Discussions ARCHIVES: 2006 Jun. ~ 2006 Dec.: Free Expressions (ARCHIVES): It's Xmas, I'm 7, I got questions.: Archive through December 23, 2006 users admin

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Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 12:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
"You want answers?"
"I want the TRUTH."
"You can't handle the truth!"
(From "A Few Good Men")



So it is almost Christmas. Let's say I'm seven years old (pretend the '7" at the end of my name is my age) and I have some questions about Christmas. Who has the answers with the most imagination?




Question: Why doesn't Santa and Mrs.Clause have any children?

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 12:56 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
They do have children. They are grown and living in Florida. Mr. and Mrs Claus have 7 grandchildren now.

Twiggyish
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08-14-2000

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 1:04 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Twiggyish a private message Print Post    
No honey. But there are 7 elves they think of as their children. (Dopey, Sleepy..)

Why not combine two stories into one?

Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 1:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
LOL

Question: Where are Santa's parents? And his in-laws, Mrs. Clause's parents? Why don't we ever see them?

Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 1:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
(BTW- Other People can answer any of the previous questions at any time.)

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 1:29 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
Gee, I thought there was only going to be one question. Santa and Mrs. Clause were both orphans. They came out of the foster care system.

Eeyoreslament
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07-20-2003

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Santa is a really old Jesus. Mrs. Clause is Mary Magdalene.

Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 1:57 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
Question: What does Mrs. Clause do on Christmas eve when Santa is out giving presents?

Eeyoreslament
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07-20-2003

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 1:58 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Eeyoreslament a private message Print Post    
Why doesn't Santa and Mrs.Claus have any children?

Santa is gay, and likes the elves more than Mrs. Claus. Sometimes Santa wears her clothes too.

Eeyoreslament
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07-20-2003

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 1:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Eeyoreslament a private message Print Post    
Question: What does Mrs. Clause do on Christmas eve when Santa is out giving presents?

Don't worry. The elves made her a "special toy" to use --I mean, PLAY WITH-- while Santa is away, and she's feelin' kinda lonely....

Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 2:09 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
Does Santa have brothers or sisters? And if so, then what do they do?

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 2:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
Mrs. Claus is cleaning up the mess left by Santa and the elves while Santa delivers the toys.

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 2:11 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
I told you kid, Santa was an orphan. If he had brothers and sisters he doesn't know about them.

Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 2:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
Question: Why is Santa so old? Was he born that way or did he grow up like the rest of us? And if so... then what did he do when he was a kid? And if he wasn't Santa when he was a kid, then who was??

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 2:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
Santa doesn't like children prying into his personal life. Did you ever hear of the Witness Protection Program?"

Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 3:15 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
Question: Why elves?

Snee
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06-26-2001

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 3:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Snee a private message Print Post    
why not elves?

Lancecrossfire
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07-13-2000

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 3:47 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lancecrossfire a private message Print Post    
2 words; work ethic

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 3:58 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
Elves are small but strong. (like ants) they work hard and don't eat much.

Pamy
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01-02-2002

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 4:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Pamy a private message Print Post    
It's just fun to say the word Elves.

for your 2:18 question all ya have to do is watch Santa is comming to town...he was left on doorstep of Elves as a baby

Lancecrossfire
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07-13-2000

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 4:29 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lancecrossfire a private message Print Post    
Santa just looks that old. If you made that many toys, spied on everyone alive and traveled the globe stopping at every house in about 3 hours you'd look pretty old too.

Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 4:40 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
Why elves?


Originally "Santa's helpers" were portrayed as KIDS making the toys. Who better to make a toy for a kid than a kid.

But of course when the lawyers saw this they yapped about the child labor laws and such but the movie sets were already constructed for small kids so they had to cast dwarfs to avoid the costly expense of re-construction.

Nickovtyme
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07-29-2004

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 4:41 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nickovtyme a private message Print Post    
Elves? I guess the Dwarves were taken...the Gnomes are to untrustworthy and with Kender...you'd never get any work done.

Tobor7
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07-19-2002

Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 4:51 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tobor7 a private message Print Post    
Question: What does an elf do on days off?

Nickovtyme
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07-29-2004

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