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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 12:26 pm
"You want answers?" "I want the TRUTH." "You can't handle the truth!" (From "A Few Good Men") So it is almost Christmas. Let's say I'm seven years old (pretend the '7" at the end of my name is my age) and I have some questions about Christmas. Who has the answers with the most imagination? Question: Why doesn't Santa and Mrs.Clause have any children?
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Dogdoc
Member
09-29-2001
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 12:56 pm
They do have children. They are grown and living in Florida. Mr. and Mrs Claus have 7 grandchildren now.
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Twiggyish
Member
08-14-2000
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 1:04 pm
No honey. But there are 7 elves they think of as their children. (Dopey, Sleepy..) Why not combine two stories into one?
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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 1:06 pm
LOL Question: Where are Santa's parents? And his in-laws, Mrs. Clause's parents? Why don't we ever see them?
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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 1:06 pm
(BTW- Other People can answer any of the previous questions at any time.)
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Dogdoc
Member
09-29-2001
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 1:29 pm
Gee, I thought there was only going to be one question. Santa and Mrs. Clause were both orphans. They came out of the foster care system.
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Eeyoreslament
Member
07-20-2003
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 1:56 pm
Santa is a really old Jesus. Mrs. Clause is Mary Magdalene.
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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 1:57 pm
Question: What does Mrs. Clause do on Christmas eve when Santa is out giving presents?
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Eeyoreslament
Member
07-20-2003
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 1:58 pm
Why doesn't Santa and Mrs.Claus have any children? Santa is gay, and likes the elves more than Mrs. Claus. Sometimes Santa wears her clothes too.
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Eeyoreslament
Member
07-20-2003
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 1:59 pm
Question: What does Mrs. Clause do on Christmas eve when Santa is out giving presents? Don't worry. The elves made her a "special toy" to use --I mean, PLAY WITH-- while Santa is away, and she's feelin' kinda lonely....
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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 2:09 pm
Does Santa have brothers or sisters? And if so, then what do they do?
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Dogdoc
Member
09-29-2001
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 2:10 pm
Mrs. Claus is cleaning up the mess left by Santa and the elves while Santa delivers the toys.
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Dogdoc
Member
09-29-2001
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 2:11 pm
I told you kid, Santa was an orphan. If he had brothers and sisters he doesn't know about them.
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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 2:18 pm
Question: Why is Santa so old? Was he born that way or did he grow up like the rest of us? And if so... then what did he do when he was a kid? And if he wasn't Santa when he was a kid, then who was??
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Dogdoc
Member
09-29-2001
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 2:22 pm
Santa doesn't like children prying into his personal life. Did you ever hear of the Witness Protection Program?"
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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 3:15 pm
Question: Why elves?
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Snee
Member
06-26-2001
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 3:26 pm
why not elves?
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Lancecrossfire
Animoderator
07-13-2000
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 3:47 pm
2 words; work ethic
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Dogdoc
Member
09-29-2001
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 3:58 pm
Elves are small but strong. (like ants) they work hard and don't eat much.
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 4:10 pm
It's just fun to say the word Elves. for your 2:18 question all ya have to do is watch Santa is comming to town...he was left on doorstep of Elves as a baby
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Lancecrossfire
Animoderator
07-13-2000
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 4:29 pm
Santa just looks that old. If you made that many toys, spied on everyone alive and traveled the globe stopping at every house in about 3 hours you'd look pretty old too.
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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 4:40 pm
Why elves? Originally "Santa's helpers" were portrayed as KIDS making the toys. Who better to make a toy for a kid than a kid. But of course when the lawyers saw this they yapped about the child labor laws and such but the movie sets were already constructed for small kids so they had to cast dwarfs to avoid the costly expense of re-construction.
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Nickovtyme
Member
07-29-2004
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 4:41 pm
Elves? I guess the Dwarves were taken...the Gnomes are to untrustworthy and with Kender...you'd never get any work done.
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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 4:51 pm
Question: What does an elf do on days off?
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Nickovtyme
Member
07-29-2004
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 4:52 pm
golf
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