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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 4:55 pm
Question: Why does Santa live at the North Pole? Wouldn't the elves be more productive in a warm and sunny climate?
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Dogdoc
Member
09-29-2001
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 5:12 pm
A warm climate would provide too many distractions for the elves and too many neighborhood snoops. The North Pole was isolated and since Santa does his work in secret he chose there.
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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 5:24 pm
And they can work the elves more. Aren't the days like 6 months long there?
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Seamonkey
Moderator
09-07-2000
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 5:42 pm
I found a bunch of stuff online but my favorites are What is Mrs. Claus' first name? Mrs. Claus' full name is Jessica Mary Claus. Her mother picked her middle name after the mother of Jesus. What do Santa and Mrs. Claus do during the spring and summer? Santa and Mrs. Claus take a vacation after the holiday season. They like to see different parts of the world. Last summer they visited New Zealand, part of Europe, and the Florida Keys. How old is Santa, and when is Santa's birthday? Well, lets just say that Santa stopped counting at 550 and leave it at that! There have been plenty of Christmas nights where I've done my part and plenty more to come!
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Mamapors
Member
07-29-2004
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 5:49 pm
And why Reindeer? Why not dogs, or horses, or mules?
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Dogdoc
Member
09-29-2001
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 6:21 pm
Dogs, horses and mules can't fly.
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Goddessatlaw
Member
07-19-2002
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 6:24 pm
Dogs, horses and mules are snakes belly/wagon rut-level porn stars. I've never heard of a reindeer being featured in a smut flick. If one did, I'm sure it was more of a Hugh Hefner than a Larry Flynt type situation.
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 6:26 pm
To answer the first question, because Santa only comes once a year.
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Sherbabe
Member
07-28-2002
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 6:58 pm
Julie...............Applause to you. That was great.
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Seamonkey
Moderator
09-07-2000
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 7:22 pm
I'm guessing she wouldn't tell that to her 7 year old 
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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 7:26 pm
My speeling instn baad for a sleven your old.
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Goddessatlaw
Member
07-19-2002
| Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 5:50 am
Eggnog overdose, Tobor? (Slides some 7-year-old fruitcake towards Tobor and waits to see what happens).
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Slothkitten
Member
09-16-2003
| Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 7:18 am
gingerly steps around fruitcake . . . Santa is an enigma wrapped around a mystery. Magic 8 ball says it is decidedly so. Santa and Mrs. Claus don't have children because in truth, they are really brother and sister. ( edited to say, eewww )
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Twiggyish
Member
08-14-2000
| Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 7:31 am
Question: Why does Santa live at the North Pole? Wouldn't the elves be more productive in a warm and sunny climate? Santa lives at the North Pole because he likes his privacy. The elves don't work well in the warm climate because some of them spend too much time at the beach. They need to work year 'round.
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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 3:24 pm
Tobor tries the fruitcake.
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Seamonkey
Moderator
09-07-2000
| Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 3:30 pm
Sea alerts paramedics regarding consumption of fruitcake 
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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 3:37 pm
ack ack ack eech
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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 3:39 pm
Question: What are the FIRST letters of all the reindeer. (In correct order.)
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Dogdoc
Member
09-29-2001
| Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 3:54 pm
D D P V C C D B (R)
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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 8:00 pm
I love the "R" in parens. LOL
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Wednesday, December 27, 2006 - 2:41 pm
I thought the elves were their children.
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Tobor7
Member
07-19-2002
| Wednesday, December 27, 2006 - 8:30 pm
The elves are "inmates" of sorts.
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Thursday, December 28, 2006 - 7:09 am
Question: Why does Santa live at the North Pole? Wouldn't the elves be more productive in a warm and sunny climate? Two words: Elf Thongs.
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