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Cndeariso
Member
06-28-2004
| Saturday, March 11, 2006 - 7:50 pm
she's one mean cook.
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Cndeariso
Member
06-28-2004
| Saturday, March 11, 2006 - 8:01 pm
you can't teach an old dog new tricks you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Saturday, March 11, 2006 - 8:45 pm
Till the cows come home.
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Rslover
Member
11-19-2002
| Sunday, March 12, 2006 - 11:45 pm
Remember - Finish your food, there are starving children in Biafra or (fill in your choice of country.) Now they are all fat and in the U.S.
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Twiggyish
Member
08-14-2000
| Monday, March 13, 2006 - 5:27 am
My dad used to tell my brothers to, "go play in traffic", when they were too energetic in the house. Of course he didn't mean it..LOL My aunt used to tell us when we were whining , "why not go sit in the corner and eat worms". It meant quit feeling sorry for yourself it could be worse.
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Hukdonreality
Member
09-29-2003
| Monday, March 13, 2006 - 5:47 am
There is always free cheese in a mouse trap.
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Cndeariso
Member
06-28-2004
| Monday, March 13, 2006 - 6:19 am
you can bend over and kiss your own a$$ goodbye if you do (insert career killer here). did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? Do you want some cheese with that whine?
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Sue
Member
06-02-2005
| Monday, March 13, 2006 - 9:11 am
LOL Twiggy, our version was...Go lay on the road and count mufflers.
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Cndeariso
Member
06-28-2004
| Monday, March 13, 2006 - 9:27 am
do i look like i care? go look in the gutter for a quarter and then call somebody that cares.
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Cndeariso
Member
06-28-2004
| Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 2:36 pm
Who licked the stripes off your candy? He/she is always the fly in the ointment.
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Native_texan
Member
08-24-2004
| Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 3:34 pm
You can get glad in the same pants you got mad in.
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 3:51 pm
My dh always says: 'So and so always finds the hair in the egg.' (Yeah, I don't get it either. shrug) I say 'that's a load of prune-dip'. It means, well, um what do prunes make you do?... Run potty right? Well, that's my way of saying: crap or BS.
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 4:18 pm
I say Geez Louise all the time. Don't know where I got it from.
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 4:19 pm
Here's my husband's line I'm a legend in my own mind.
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 4:51 pm
I say Geez Louise too! Actually I swear like a trollop who hangs out with too many sailors! Its embarrassing how nasty I can swear. But I do try to clean up my act with sayings like Prune Dip, and Geez Louise. LOL. I also say BONEHEAD and POOHEAD, alot too.
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 4:55 pm
When my kids were little and I would play Nintendo with them, to hide my swearing when I screwed up, I would say "Shystermaster" and still say it to this day.
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Spitfire
Member
07-18-2002
| Friday, March 17, 2006 - 7:44 am
I say geez Louise all the time to. My friends son used to mix two sayings together and it has always stuck for me. He mixed "you are driving me nuts" and "you drive me up the wall." What you are left with is you drive my nuts up the wall. lol
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Friday, March 17, 2006 - 8:09 am
My little boy always says either "tartar sauce" or "barnicles!" when he gets frustrated! (I am not even kidding!)
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Friday, March 17, 2006 - 9:28 am
ROFL Spit & Juliboo!
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Babyruth
Member
07-19-2001
| Friday, March 17, 2006 - 11:31 am
When we were kids and going somewhere in the car with my Mom, she'd back out of the driveway, put the car in drive gear, and cheerfully announce, "We're off in a cloud of clam dust!!" as we roared off down the street. Now my nephews say the same thing when they go anywhere in the car. 
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Cndeariso
Member
06-28-2004
| Friday, March 17, 2006 - 11:37 am
Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.
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Bandit
Member
07-29-2001
| Friday, March 17, 2006 - 11:42 am
We're off like a herd of turtles!
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Friday, March 17, 2006 - 7:19 pm
Going to hell in a handbasket.
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Tabbyking
Member
03-11-2002
| Friday, March 17, 2006 - 7:32 pm
'we're off like a turd of hurdles' works too, bandit. 'when God said brains she heard trains and thought she'd wait for the next one' "oh, for rice cakes!" "cheese'n crackers got all muddy" "dadgummit!" "ah, shet up" "i'll knock you into timbuktu" "one taco short of a combination plate" "oh, for the love of God!" "who needs a whoopin'?"
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Karen
Member
09-07-2004
| Friday, March 17, 2006 - 9:13 pm
When you're having a bad day, you're said to be full of p!ss and vinegar.
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