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Cndeariso
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06-28-2004

Friday, March 17, 2006 - 9:47 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Cndeariso a private message Print Post    
we are we going and why am i in this handbasket?

Hukdonreality
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09-29-2003

Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 9:41 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hukdonreality a private message Print Post    
My very favorite saying of ALL TIME:

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Marysafan
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08-07-2000

Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 10:04 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Marysafan a private message Print Post    
My mother-in-law used to shout, "CRIMINITLY" whenever she got upset about something. One day my daughter asked my why Grandma W was always hollering about Crime in Italy.

Kearie
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07-21-2005

Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 11:16 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kearie a private message Print Post    
I always heard "full of piss and vinegar" used as meaning someone is teasing and playful. Perhaps sarcastic. Goofing off almost to the point of annoyance. (but then, I'm from Montaaaaana.) <grin>

Ginger1218
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08-31-2001

Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 11:52 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ginger1218 a private message Print Post    
My father used to be a jokester. He used to think he was funny when he would say
"Pee well -- and often" instead of "Be Well" when saying goodbye.
I have no idea of why.
God I miss him sooo much, he always had a smile on his face.

Spygirl
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04-23-2001

Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 12:07 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Spygirl a private message Print Post    
I love this thread!

When telling someone to grow up or deal with something:
"Put on your big girl panties"

When burping after dinner:
"Not bad manners, just good food"

After giving a compliment to someone who tries to brush it away:
"No brag. Just fact."


Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 12:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
To get rid of someone... Here's your hat! What's your hurry?

Kearie
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07-21-2005

Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 12:11 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kearie a private message Print Post    
My grandmother was able to make her ear lobes wiggle. After which she would always explain...
"Any Jackass can."

Cndeariso
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06-28-2004

Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 2:42 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Cndeariso a private message Print Post    
when kids can't sit still:
What's the matter? You got ants in your pants?

or when someone was in a hurry:
What's the matter? Are your britches on fire?

Beachcomber
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08-26-2003

Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 4:12 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Beachcomber a private message Print Post    
A family friend loves to tell new mothers that you spend the first 2 years of a kid's life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 20 telling them to sit down and shut up!

Chaplin
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01-08-2006

Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 6:07 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Chaplin a private message Print Post    
I am not fat. I am just undertall!

Tabbyking
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03-11-2002

Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 6:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tabbyking a private message Print Post    
"you oughta sue the city for building the sidewalk too close to your ass"

"he can eat crackers in my bed anytime"

my grandparents had 10 children, most of whom had at least half a dozen of their own. there was always bound to be something left behind when any family visited the grandparents' house. my grandma used to say "have a safe trip" and my granpda would say, "we'll start shipping in the morning".

Hukdonreality
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09-29-2003

Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 6:30 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hukdonreality a private message Print Post    


Kaykay
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01-21-2004

Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 8:00 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kaykay a private message Print Post    
don't get you panties in a bunch
i'm off like a prom dress...

Terolyn
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05-06-2004

Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 9:21 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Terolyn a private message Print Post    
it's "Be-jabbers" here.

Colder than a well diggers butt in Utah

I'm on to you like white on rice

Well bless you little cotton socks

Don't get your knickers in a twist

Marysafan
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08-07-2000

Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 9:59 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Marysafan a private message Print Post    
If we weren't satisfied with something my Dad would say..."What do you want? Egg in your beer?"

Karen
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09-07-2004

Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 2:58 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Karen a private message Print Post    
If I was happy about something and trying to flaunt it, my father would ask me, "Would you like a medal or a chest to pin it on?"

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 3:02 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
LOL, Karen - your dad sounds alot like my dad. Whenever anyone points out to my dad that he has no hair on his chest, Dad tells them "grass doesn't grow on a playground."

Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 3:02 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
Mary, my Dad would say eggs in your beer, too,

Oldtex
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03-06-2006

Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 9:44 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Oldtex a private message Print Post    
I still say "well, slap my hand!" It has a long "you would have to have been there" story. And I seem to ramble too much these days. lol

Jmm
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08-16-2002

Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 9:53 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Jmm a private message Print Post    
Oldtex, That "slap my hand" reminded me of my great-grandmother who was about 90 when my ds was just learning to "give me five". We were laughing and showing Nannie how cute it was but she never did get the "give me five" she always told him to "slap my hand". LOL

Oldtex
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03-06-2006

Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 10:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Oldtex a private message Print Post    
Jmm, I think you are only one of a very few people I know who remembers their great-grandmothers!

I lost my great-grandmother when I was 14 yrs old, but oh God, did I love her. She was a widow and lived with her only child, my sweet grandmother (also now deceased). They acted like sisters together. I am the only daughter of an only daughter...they really spoiled me. lol

Thanks for jogging my memory. Slapping my hand came from a supervisor I once had, sweet woman, and if you made a mistake thay only she could fix, go to her desk, hold out your hand, and she knew exactally what to do. She knew no one was perfect, and appreciated letting her know of the correctable mistake before it got passed on to others. Best supervisor I ever had.

Here I go rambling again...thanks for listening!

Jmm
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08-16-2002

Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 10:40 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Jmm a private message Print Post    
LOL Oldtex, I love that and I'll have to remember it for my boss.

I was fortunate in that I knew 2 great-grandmothers (one lived to 98 and the other to 103, both died about 7 years ago) and one of my great-grandfathers. Heck I even have vague memories of my great-great-grandmother (was 106 when she died) with her corncob pipe. Guess it's that good old Kentucky stock. LOL

Oldtex
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03-06-2006

Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 11:19 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Oldtex a private message Print Post    
Jmm, WoW you are bound for a long life. Most of my great, grand and parents departed this life in their 80's or 90's. I hope I'm that lucky.

Come to think of it, my Mother is a great-grand mother! My Mom is deep, very deep, into genaology (sp) and has traced lineage back to the 1300's. Her great-grandparents came from Tennessee...is that close enough to old Kentucky stock?

If your boss has as good a sense of humor as mine, hope your boss goes for it! I'm getting sleepy and can't type...think my bed is calling.

Abby7
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07-17-2002

Friday, March 24, 2006 - 8:11 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Abby7 a private message Print Post    
jmm, you post is similar to this:

my 86 year old mom said this to me a few days ago (we were talking on the phone): "well, you know what they say....once you're over the hill, you speed up". lol

Cndeariso
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06-28-2004

Friday, March 24, 2006 - 8:24 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Cndeariso a private message Print Post    
nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

make like a tree and leave.

see you later, alligator.

after while, crocodile.

i'm so good at ______ i'm cooking with gas.

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Friday, March 24, 2006 - 8:48 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
Put an egg in your shoe and beat it.

Hukdonreality
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09-29-2003

Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 7:38 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hukdonreality a private message Print Post    
Got something up your butt? Then make like a mathematician and work it out with a pencil

Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 9:38 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
ick

Cndeariso
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06-28-2004

Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 6:04 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Cndeariso a private message Print Post    
when you want someone to hurry up:

get cracking!

when someone is grumpy:

who licked the stripes off their candy?

or

who licked the candy off their apple?