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Mamapors
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07-29-2004

Monday, April 03, 2006 - 2:08 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamapors a private message Print Post    
See, now all I care about is knowing what they have on under those kilts. Oh my, I made myself flush. Either would do for me.

Mocha
Member

08-12-2001

Monday, April 03, 2006 - 2:20 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mocha a private message Print Post    
Hahahaha

Vacanick
Member

07-12-2004

Monday, April 03, 2006 - 2:23 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vacanick a private message Print Post    
Very cute Mamapors!! If I could I'd post what's underneath but I think the pictures would be removed very quickly!! Imagination is a good thing!!

Reiki
Moderator

08-12-2000

Monday, April 03, 2006 - 4:29 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Reiki a private message Print Post    
April 1st was Tartan Day in Scotland. It's April 6th here in the US. It's Tartan Week in NYC with a parade on April 8th. Maybe that is why the kilt.

The rebuilding of Wembley Stadium has been extremely delayed. It was supposed to be completed by January 31st and now they are saying it won't be ready until 2007. Other rock concerts will have to find new venues as well, including the Rolling Stones, but more importantly, to me, the FA Cup final (English football) on May 13th has been moved to Cardiff, Wales and the Community Shield football season opener on August 13th is still seeking a new home.

Maris
Member

03-28-2002

Monday, April 03, 2006 - 4:50 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Maris a private message Print Post    
Well I guess I am going to go check out that parade on April 8.

Irishtxgrl
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12-07-2005

Monday, April 03, 2006 - 5:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Irishtxgrl a private message Print Post    
ROFLMAO at Maris.....gotta love me some Scottish and Irish men. I would pick Sean as well it must be the accent wink wink

Max
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08-12-2000

Monday, April 03, 2006 - 5:17 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Max a private message Print Post    
Maris will be there hoping for strong winds! :-)

Reiki
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08-12-2000

Monday, April 03, 2006 - 5:19 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Reiki a private message Print Post    
LOL Maris and Max.

BTW, The parade steps off at 2:00 pm sharp from 45th Street and marches north on 6th Avenue ending at 58th Street.

Tartan Week Website Link


Hereiam
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03-29-2002

Monday, April 03, 2006 - 5:29 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hereiam a private message Print Post    
Maybe a good air vent would do.

kilt parade

Maris
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03-28-2002

Monday, April 03, 2006 - 5:48 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Maris a private message Print Post    


I will be taking my camera with me ladies.

Grannyg
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05-28-2002

Monday, April 03, 2006 - 6:19 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Grannyg a private message Print Post    
We will be waiting for you to post some great pics, Maris, so we will all know what's really under those kilts.

Mamapors
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07-29-2004

Monday, April 03, 2006 - 6:25 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamapors a private message Print Post    

Hopefully Maris won't be screaming like this poor little one.



Answers for “What are you wearing under your kilt?”


My Scottish pride.
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My shoes and socks.
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Nothing is worn, everything is in perfect working order.
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How warm are your hands?
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Play your cards right and you can find out.
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Me mother once told me a real lady wouldn't ask.
She was right, God bless 'er.
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Tell me madam, would you go jogging without a bra?
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To another man: Same as you, only bigger.
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To another man: Your wife's/sister's/mother's lipstick.
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To a woman: If I'm lucky, your lipstick.
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Lipstick--two shades on a good day!
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Socks, shoes and a wee bit of talcum powder.
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Bagpipes, wanna give 'em a blow?
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By a man: A wee set of pipes.
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By a man: String -- I had to tie it up so it didn’t hang below the kilt.
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By a man: It's the smallest airport in the world.....2 hangars and a night fighter.
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By a lady: A wee sporran.
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By a lady: Chanel No. 5.
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How badly do you want to know?
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"Being a woman, sometimes other women feel more comfortable coming to
me to find out what the guys wear under their kilts. I usually say, 'I can only
speak for myself...... pantyhose.' (The wool of the kilt irritates my skin.)"
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To a lady at church: What God graced me with.
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Gi’e us your hand lassie, I’m a mon o’ few wurds

Maris
Member

03-28-2002

Monday, April 03, 2006 - 7:29 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Maris a private message Print Post    
this was one of my favorite songs as a child:

The Scottish Soldier
Green Hills of Tyrol


There was a soldier,
A Scottish soldier
Who wandered far away
And soldiered far away
There was none bolder,
With good broad shoulder
He's fought in many a fray,
And fought and won.
He'd seen the glory
And told the story
Of battles glorious
And deeds neforious
But now he's sighing,
His heart is crying
To leave these green hills of Tyrol.

Chorus
Because these green hills
Are not highland hills
Or the island hills,
The're not my land's hills
And fair as these green foreign hills may be
They are not the hills of home.

2. And now this soldier,
This Scottish soldier
Who wandered far away
And soldiered far away
Sees leaves are falling
And death is calling
And he will fade away,
In that far land.
He called his piper,
His trusty piper
And bade him sound a lay
A pibroch sad to play
Upon a hillside,
A Scottish hillside
Not on these green hills of Tyrol.
Chorus

3. And so this soldier,
This Scottish soldier
Will wander far no more
And soldier far no more
And on a hillside,
A Scottish hillside
You'll see a piper play
His soldier home.
He'd seen the glory,
He'd told his story
Of battles glorious
And deeds victorious
The bugles cease now,
He is at peace now
Far from those green hills of Tyrol.
Chorus

Mameblanche
Member

08-24-2002

Monday, April 03, 2006 - 7:33 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
I thought it said 'those green hills of Tylenol'! I had to read it twice to get it right. LOL.

Mocha
Member

08-12-2001

Monday, April 03, 2006 - 7:57 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mocha a private message Print Post    
Maris you lucky girl.

Vacanick
Member

07-12-2004

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 9:59 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vacanick a private message Print Post    
Today we're in for a birthday treat ... 3 birthday hotties!!!

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David Blaine is 33

a

Heath Ledger is 27

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Robert Downey Jr is 41

Should we vote on who is the hottest birthday boy???

Lancecrossfire
Animoderator

07-13-2000

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 10:05 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lancecrossfire a private message Print Post    
I notice there aren't any guys included that are 40 pounds over weight.

Mocha
Member

08-12-2001

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 10:08 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mocha a private message Print Post    
You trying to start something Lance??

Oldtex
Member

03-06-2006

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 10:12 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Oldtex a private message Print Post    
Mocha, they air brushed the extra lbs away!

Vacanick
Member

07-12-2004

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 10:13 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vacanick a private message Print Post    
Another birthday boy ...

f

Craig T Nelson is 62

Now ... should we vote on who is the hottest birthday boy??

Lancecrossfire
Animoderator

07-13-2000

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 10:13 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lancecrossfire a private message Print Post    
Nope, just noticing differences on various parts of the board. There are plenty of others who try to start something without me adding to the numbers--lol.

Texannie
Member

07-16-2001

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 10:15 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Texannie a private message Print Post    
I thought it's already been established elsewhere that you can't be 'hot' if you are overweight.

Lancecrossfire
Animoderator

07-13-2000

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 10:27 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lancecrossfire a private message Print Post    
Nope--it was first established here with Mariah Carey.

Mocha
Member

08-12-2001

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 10:31 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mocha a private message Print Post    
Oh I'm sure it was started well before that.

Max
Moderator

08-12-2000

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 10:37 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Max a private message Print Post    
David Blaine creeps me out.
Heath Ledger is only 27?! Too young for me!
Robert Downey, Jr. is definitely hot, but comes with lots of baggage from addiction issues.
Craig T. Nelson -- great sense of humor, rugged good looks, closer to my age bracket. Definitely hot. :-)