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Archive through March 08, 2006

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Ophiliasgrandma
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09-04-2001

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 11:14 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ophiliasgrandma a private message Print Post    
Don't look at me in that tone of voice. This is an original from my mother.

Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 11:27 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
My Grandpa used to tell us "If you can't be good, be as good as you can."

Cndeariso
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06-28-2004

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 12:12 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Cndeariso a private message Print Post    
if you can't be good, be good at it. if you can't be good at it, don't get caught doing it! if you get caught doing it, name it after me.

do i look like i'm made out of money?

if it was up your butt you'd know where it is.


Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 12:20 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
If we said Hey, my mother would say "Hay is for horses." And if we said So, she would say "Sew buttons on your underwear." I find myself saying hay is for horses to the daycare kids all the time.

Marysafan
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08-07-2000

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 12:36 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Marysafan a private message Print Post    
My dad used to tell us, "Eat this. It'll put hair on your chest." I think I was about 10 before I finally figured out that I didn't want hair on my chest.

My mother used to say "He's as useless as teats on a boar hog." I was about 12 or 13 before I figured that one out!

My grandmother used to say, "Tables are for glasses not a**es." if she caught anyone sitting on a table.

I had a friend that told me that if they ever referred to their mother as "she", their father would say..."Who is "she"? The cat's mother?"

Landi
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07-29-2002

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 12:53 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Landi a private message Print Post    
OG, my mom said that one too. and i use it on my daughter. i know when she's looking at me what she's thinking and how she'd talk at me. so i'll tell her "don't look at me in that tone of voice" and she'll laugh and change how her face is constricted up!

Texasdeb
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05-23-2003

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 1:07 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Texasdeb a private message Print Post    
He/She can't tell their a$$ from a hole in the ground.

$hit or get off the pot.

Irishtxgrl
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12-07-2005

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 1:19 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Irishtxgrl a private message Print Post    
$hit on a brick
I'm gonna beat you like a redheaded step-child
I'm gonna beat you with a brick stick
I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rockin chairs
Sweatin like a wh^&e in church
Shut up you whoo doo
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit

Native_texan
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08-24-2004

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 1:40 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Native_texan a private message Print Post    
On leaving a door open:
Were you raised in a barn?
Do you pay the electric bill around here? (I use this on Travis)

If it was a snake it would have bit you.

Where did you have it last? (If I knew that, I wouldn't be looking for it now, would I.)

Stick a fork in me - I'm done.

You better get that look off your face. What are you going to do if it freezes like that?

Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 1:41 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
And how many parents used the good old "if they jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?"

Kaili
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08-31-2000

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 1:42 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kaili a private message Print Post    
It's "bejesus" here too...but I'm more likely to say that I had the shit scared out of me than that.

Stronger than a brick shithouse- My old roomate from Tennessee used to say that a lot.

Mocha
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08-12-2001

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 1:47 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mocha a private message Print Post    
Granny uses peewaddle.

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 1:50 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
What is that? Some kind of contraceptive?

Kaili
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08-31-2000

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 1:53 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kaili a private message Print Post    
I think it might have to to with ducks. Like how you walk (waddle) when you have to pee real bad??

Cndeariso
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06-28-2004

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 2:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Cndeariso a private message Print Post    
she's built like a brickhouse.

they don't have anything to hang their hat on.

wipe that look off your face before i do it for you.

who got your panties all in a wad?


Lumbele
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07-12-2002

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 2:38 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lumbele a private message Print Post    
drier than a popcorn fart

Spitfire
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07-18-2002

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 2:45 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Spitfire a private message Print Post    
LOL - this is a very entertaining thread!!! I've been watching it all day but I have to say I love Lumbele's "drier than a popcorn fart."

Spitfire
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07-18-2002

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 2:48 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Spitfire a private message Print Post    
make like a baby and head out

make like a tree and leave

make like a banana and split

I see said the blind man

don't smack your gum


For the record I'm part of the beejeebers camp.

Cndeariso
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06-28-2004

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 2:52 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Cndeariso a private message Print Post    
get your head out of your a$$.

i've put my foot in my mouth so many times that i've grown webs between my toes.

he/she just about tripped over his/her own tongue.

he/she is as high as a kite.

put your eyes back in your head.


Wargod
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07-16-2001

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 3:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Wargod a private message Print Post    
My step dad used to say he was gonna beat us like red headed step children.

Now the man slapped me once the whole time I was growing up. We were eating dinner and sis and I were arguing across the table, finally I made a rather rude suggestion about what she could do with herself and threw a knife across the table at her. David reached over and slapped me on the cheek and I'm the first to admit I deserved that, lol. I looked at mom knowing she wasn't a believer in spankings, she was far more creative with punishments, but my granny was a whooping woman and I knew damn well what that look on mom's face was and knew the last thing I wanted to do at that point was proceed to pop out with, "That didn't hurt!"

So anytime we heard him say he was gonna beat us like red headed step children, we'd just giggle and giggle knowing he was full of it, and point out the rather obvious fact that I was a red headed step child, LOL.

Native_texan
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08-24-2004

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 3:24 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Native_texan a private message Print Post    
To add to Spitfire's -
I see said the blind man to the deaf woman

Ginger1218
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08-31-2001

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 3:42 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ginger1218 a private message Print Post    
One of the girls in my office says:
"Faster than a one leg man in a butt kicking contest"
I have no idea what it means LOL

Rupertbear
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09-19-2003

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 3:46 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Rupertbear a private message Print Post    
Well, back in the 'old days' it was taught not to take the Lords name in vain...hence those who could not/would not say 'beJesus'...so they corrupted it to bejeebers or bejeepers.

Same are in England, where they say "Gor blimey!" It is actually God blind me...

Native_texan
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08-24-2004

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 3:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Native_texan a private message Print Post    
Ginger, just imagine how fast that man would have to move to keep from falling down.

There also "Busier than a one-armed paper hanger."

Merrysea
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08-13-2004

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 - 4:20 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Merrysea a private message Print Post    
Spitfire and Native_Texan, my dad used to say "I see said the blind man over the phone to his deaf son."