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Denecee
Member
09-05-2002
| Friday, January 20, 2006 - 9:39 am
I'm confused, how do you dial your calculator? Or do you mean use your calculator to dial? Not trying to be a smart@ss. I've done the turn the blinker on to go around a curve. Have you ever been woke up by a very loud buzzer noise or slamming noise? You wake up and there is nothing to explain the noise? What is that? How about sit down to do your business and fall in the toilet because your darling husband left the seat up?
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Friday, January 20, 2006 - 9:44 am
I flung the shower curtain back last night after I got out of the tub and it went into the toilet because DH left the seat up. I went and got him, showed him what had happened, and explained to him that he was the only man in the house and because of that he was going to have to learn to put the seat down. I used my blinker to cut off someone once who made me mad. Kinda warned them didn't I?
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Secretsmile
Member
08-19-2002
| Friday, January 20, 2006 - 10:28 am
Speaking of remotes, I found myself trying to mute the people in the room who were getting too loud for me to hear the person I was on the phone with. I don't think any one saw me and I don't have the faintest idea why I'm confessing here, LOL!
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Friday, January 20, 2006 - 11:37 am
my boss is in real estate development, and we've named streets. we named them after ourselves. LOL! there is a Landi Way and a Nelson Drive, a Melissa Court, a Martinez Street. HAHAHAHA!
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Bandit
Member
07-29-2001
| Friday, January 20, 2006 - 12:02 pm
So, can we put in requests to have you name streets after us? LOL
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Friday, January 20, 2006 - 12:04 pm
the last develoment was wine related. Merlot Way, Cabernet Court. but if there's a need for new one's i'll suggest a few.
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Buttercup
Member
09-10-2000
| Friday, January 20, 2006 - 12:31 pm
#21 Before going to bed, take out the case for the contact lenses, fill it up with solution, close it, and go to bed...only to wake up the next morning with dry eyes realizing that you never actually took the lenses out of your eyes the night before Time for more sleep and/or lasik eye surgery 
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Mameblanche
Member
04-13-2005
| Friday, January 20, 2006 - 12:50 pm
Oooh MameBlanche blvd. LOL.
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Friday, January 20, 2006 - 12:53 pm
Escapee Drive.....somehow I don't know if the cops would like that one.....
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Tera
Member
08-10-2000
| Friday, January 20, 2006 - 1:15 pm
there is a street near me named Mallard Wood.. I always chuckle when I pass it.
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Sheilaree
Member
07-19-2002
| Friday, January 20, 2006 - 1:27 pm
One of my cousin name his street after our last name and when he was moving he wish he could have taken the name with him. It was only I think a small street into a driveway.
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Friday, January 20, 2006 - 1:50 pm
Whoami Avenue. Love it! Oh and, Denecee you're right. We mean we dial our calculator when we meant to dial our phone! Escapee, what do you think your car is thinking while it sits behind you flashing its headlings and locking/clicking its doors? I can see it thinking, "hey, I'm right here behind ya!!"
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Denecee
Member
09-05-2002
| Friday, January 20, 2006 - 2:25 pm
thanks Whoami!
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Jagger
Member
08-07-2002
| Wednesday, January 25, 2006 - 8:29 am
LOL at the toilet seat being left down. I have to admit, I always completely close the toilet seat, I don't want my dog drinking blue water. My brother made a comment to his wife one time when she was scolding him for leaving the seat up, he said fine, I'll just leave it down all the time, shocked the heck out of his wife.
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Wednesday, January 25, 2006 - 1:58 pm
Street names? The Other Way, Superior Court, Divorce Court, Nathan Lane (we have a Lois Lane near my home), Over Drive, Semi Circle
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Ophiliasgrandma
Member
09-04-2001
| Wednesday, January 25, 2006 - 2:21 pm
We have a 'Why Worry Lane'.
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Native_texan
Member
08-24-2004
| Wednesday, January 25, 2006 - 2:32 pm
In Lake Jackson, Texas, they have streets named This Way, That Way, Other Way, Center Way, Winding Way, Circle Way.
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Laralyn
Member
08-04-2005
| Wednesday, January 25, 2006 - 3:16 pm
Native, Texans have a way with names...some of the cities are named funny...to name (1) Lonetree city. Because when started there was just one lonetree. I Texans. I even leave the seat lid down....do not like looking at that hole when I go into the bathroom. Might be snakes or rats or gators lurking in there.
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Native_texan
Member
08-24-2004
| Wednesday, January 25, 2006 - 3:36 pm
When I was in high school, we lived in Gun Barrel City, Texas. I worked with a woman who had a sign in her bathrooms instructing that no standing was allowed. We felt sorry for her 2 sons. My dad said that when they were in Italy there were bathrooms that had no signs but at one toilet there would be impressions in the floor of feet pointing towards and the other toilet would have impressions of feet pointing away.
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Babyruth
Member
07-19-2001
| Wednesday, January 25, 2006 - 4:03 pm
We have a street named "Roon the Ben" which is near a street named "Woe Be Tide". (As in, "woe be tide anyone who misses my house jus' roon the ben")
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Sunday, March 26, 2006 - 12:24 pm
LOL. Resurrecting this thread from the depths cause I just thought of one I do almost every day while here at TVCH...... You look at one of the main forum pages of TVCH, see several topics you want to click on and read. So, you click on one and you can't remember right off which topic you clicked on. So you have "Starting Over" in your brain cause it was the last topic you scanned, but first you clicked on Amazing Race. And it takes a few posts to realize who you're reading about!
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