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Tishala
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08-01-2000

Tuesday, December 27, 2005 - 7:43 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
Warning: very mean photoshops of Star Jones-Reynolds' book at link....

Ladytex
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09-27-2001

Tuesday, December 27, 2005 - 8:08 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ladytex a private message Print Post    
yes, very mean and very ugly. I feel sorry for some of those people, they must be very unhappy with their lives.

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Tuesday, December 27, 2005 - 10:02 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
Well, they did it to memorialize a woman who recently said on the talk show she co-hosts that she'd like to stick a gun down the mouth of her enemies. And of Howard Stern...I'll let Bay Windows say it: "Last week on the gabfest, the hosts were having a heated discussion about FCC censorship when Meredith Vierra brought up the name Howard Stern. You could see that Jones was annoyed, since Stern regularly makes hateful comments at Star's expense. When pressed on the point, Jones defended her position by saying, "When somebody is that vicious and that nasty to you on a regular basis, I cannot be the Christian, fun person that I am. I don't care if they take him off and the vultures eat his body, OK? Thank you." This comment drew audible gasps from the studio audience. Joy Behar tried to diffuse the situation by quipping, "That wasn't Christian."

I personally think the Fat Albert one is very funny. And the Terri McMillan one too.

Ladytex
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09-27-2001

Tuesday, December 27, 2005 - 10:11 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ladytex a private message Print Post    
I, personally, thought the Luther one was in very poor taste.

Seamonkey
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09-07-2000

Tuesday, December 27, 2005 - 10:23 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Seamonkey a private message Print Post    
That is the first one I'd remove, as well..

Wendo
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08-07-2000

Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - 5:22 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Wendo a private message Print Post    
*snort* *chuckle*

Thanks for the laughs Tishala. LOL!

It's parady via photoshop; I can laugh at such things.

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - 7:15 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
In re: Tori Spelling, tack-ay tack-ay tack-ay. Looks like she wants to give Britney Spears a run for it in the Beverly Hillbillies Sweepstakes. Except the Beverly Hillbillies were sweet, naive and never hurt anybody. Tori's excellent new fiancee has a wife of 12 years and a child he's abandoning for his gold-ring grab. Tori's husband of less than one year has been dumped and it's rumored that Tori is knockers by the new fiancee. Actually Brit and Tori might be neck and neck - both will have two marriages and a baby on the way in roughly the space of a year, with various and sundry relationships destroyed as a result. Paris Hilton has to be frantic at this point, she is so behind the curve she can't even get one fiancee down the aisle. I thought she set the standard on being rich, bottle-blond and selfish, but these other two are blowing her doors off.

Bandit
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07-29-2001

Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - 7:32 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Bandit a private message Print Post    
How do you really feel, GAL?

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - 7:36 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
Actually, not so hot, Bandit, I'm coughing so hard I'm throwing up stomach contents, I feel like the blood has been drained from my veins and I have a big honkin' fever. Unloading on Tori and Britney helped harness one train of thought, however. Thanks for asking. How's you LOL?

Bandit
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07-29-2001

Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - 7:39 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Bandit a private message Print Post    
C

I'm sorry you feel so crappy. Thank goodness there are mindless celebrities that you can let loose on!

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - 1:39 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
Every holiday, Eva Longoria gets into a fight with someone it seems. On Christmas day, of all things, she [allegedly] made one of the happiest statements of all time when her bf was told to move his vehicle: "He's just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph." At least she started the conversation with the somewhat more polite, "well f*** you then." link.

I think I liked the Eva Longoria Thanksgiving story better, when she spat out the F bomb to a parking attendant at Koo Koo Roo who insisted that she actually pay for her parking.

Escapee
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06-15-2004

Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - 1:44 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Escapee a private message Print Post    
Maybe she thinks she poops sunshine and roses and therefore we should all walk around with our noses in her a$$.

Texannie
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07-16-2001

Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - 2:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Texannie a private message Print Post    
This was in the Houston paper a couple of days ago.

SAN ANTONIO — San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker was cited for impeding traffic and failing to produce a valid Texas driver's license during a traffic stop in which Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria was his passenger, police said.

The incident happened about 12:45 a.m. Saturday. After seeing a car stopped, a bicycle officer said it was impeding traffic. When the car didn't move, the officer rapped the hood with the palm of his hand, according to a police report.

Parker, who was behind the wheel, questioned why the officer touched the car, and the couple "began screaming in a verbally abusive and demeaning manner," police said. Longoria called the police report "highly inaccurate."

Police say Parker then began to drive away, almost hitting a man standing nearby. After being told to stop and get out, Parker showed a French driver's license, police said.

The officer who wrote the citations said Parker complained: "This is all the cops do, just mess with people," and that Longoria shouted from the car: "He's just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph."

Longoria denied making the comment.

"It's a shame that one officer conducted himself in such an inappropriate and disorderly manner. I never made any sort of racial slurs, let alone made any comments about the officer being Mexican, as a Mexican myself," Longoria said through her publicist.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ent/celebrities/3549718.html

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - 2:15 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
LOL. I just saw Defamer's posting about the incident. They say it's too bad they didn't have time to make a card about it..."He's just a Mexican bike cop. Feliz Navidad!" LOL. And then they say a few more things...LOL.

They did, however, make a nice holiday card from her Thanksgiving greeting at Koo Koo Roo. Here's that happy story.

Sherbabe
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07-28-2002

Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 9:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sherbabe a private message Print Post    
So, Jessica Simpson buys a $3 million home in Beverly Hills. Wonder who will be doing all her moving, lifting, cleaning up dead birds, fixing, organizing, cooking, laundry, etc. Who will clean her pool, garage, or any other menial task it takes to own a home.

Max
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08-12-2000

Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 10:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Max a private message Print Post    
And who will listen to her squeal and comfort her when she's pouting? I'm guessing it won't take long for us to hear of a 'replacement'.

Eeyoreslament
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07-20-2003

Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 10:16 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Eeyoreslament a private message Print Post    
Wasn't it her mother who did that for the first 18 years of her life? I wouldn't doubt that she will continue to baby Jessica.

Mocha
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08-12-2001

Friday, December 30, 2005 - 6:40 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mocha a private message Print Post    
I agree Eeyore. Or her friend/asst Casey will probably do it.

Serenity
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06-28-2005

Friday, December 30, 2005 - 9:53 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Serenity a private message Print Post    
I just heard on my local radio that some slang dictionary is going to include the term "jumping the couch" in their newest edition. It refers to someone displaying slightly crazy erratic behavior. I didn't catch the whole thing, but COME ON!!! Do we really need to be including Tom's loopy love behavior into our everyday vocabularies?

Eeyoreslament
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07-20-2003

Friday, December 30, 2005 - 11:20 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Eeyoreslament a private message Print Post    
LOL Serenity. Let's try it.

Those slang dictionary editors are practically jumping on the couch.

Nope, can't see it becoming part of my vernacular.

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Friday, December 30, 2005 - 11:43 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
My friends and I do this all the time. That's why we are shallow and live in LA. For example>>>

"Oh for God's sake. She's Lohan-ing again" [in the bathroom for a LONG time doing something we won't talk about later]

"Blech. He's such a Farell." [Hot but in need of disinfectant]

"Can you believe she just Pinked?" [Had sex in the bathroom while her boyfriend is in the next room]

"He's totally going to Jude on her." [Have sex with the hired help as soon as her back is turned]

"She's on a real Nicole lately, isn't she?" [On a "special diet"]

"He's so 50" [really hot body...forget the face]



Serenity
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06-28-2005

Friday, December 30, 2005 - 11:52 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Serenity a private message Print Post    
I love that Tish! I guess I am just too much of a suburban chick in small city nowhere to be up on all the lingo.

You always sound like you have such fun in LA! I love dishing the gossip with my friends too, so I don't think you are shallow at all! LOL. I guess I am just ready for TomKat to go hide in a back alley out of sight for awhile.

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Friday, December 30, 2005 - 11:54 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
i just made those up serenity. i don't really talk like that! but i should dammit.

Mocha
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08-12-2001

Friday, December 30, 2005 - 12:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mocha a private message Print Post    
no you shouldn't lolol

Serenity
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06-28-2005

Friday, December 30, 2005 - 12:05 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Serenity a private message Print Post    
Dang Tish! You sucked me right in!!!!! I told you...small city nowhere.

I really feel like a Star now (delusional about the real world...LOL)!