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Halfunit
Moderator
09-02-2001
| Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - 4:46 pm
Right now, Tabby - that could be something out of our local newspaper. Add a few barking dogs and feuding neighbors and it'd be accurate. Part of it infuriates me that the public is wasting time and money with these types of calls. The other part of me is extremely relieved that these are the types of calls Unit has to respond to and they all aren't robberies, rapes, murders, etc. 
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Sillycalimomma
Member
11-13-2003
| Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - 5:17 pm
Right now I am wondering who gave my little baby girl permission to grow up and get a mind of her own
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - 5:27 pm
right now, i once made one of those homework calls, the local police came out and had a little talk to miss holly about how she needs not to cause her mommy stress. my daughter also learned i don't threaten, i act!
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Tabbyking
Member
03-11-2002
| Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - 5:41 pm
right now, the next day's blotter included responding to a call for a 'child who did not want to go to school'. the adress is one block over from where the kid who didn't want to do homework lives. it would have been funny if it had been the same street! child doesn't do homework, child doesn't want to go to school--because homework isn't done!! makes sense to me! landi, you didn't!! did you tell her they were the 'homework police'?! shame on you!! my ds picked up the phone one day and pretended to call the police and i almost fell down laughing. he said i threatened to use a backscratcher on his butt. only he kept saying, "anus". then he'd pretend they were questioning him and he would say, "no, anus. a-n-u-s. anus. yeah, that's right. anus. yep, she was going to use a backscratcher on me. you know, a backscratcher. one of those bamboo things you use when you can't reach that one spot on your back? yeah, that. well, my mom threatened my anus with one of those." it was a 3-minute monologue i almost wet my pants over! it was hysterical to hear him tell them my name over and over and then spell it out. "her name is michaela". after a second, pretending they didn't get it right, he'd repeat, "michaela. m-i-c-h-a-e-l-a." after a second, "no, that's a-e, not e-a. like michael, only add an a to the end...yeah, michaela, that's right..." he used to do a forrest gump impression that always cracked even his teachers up. he was a silly kid, that's for sure!
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - 6:29 pm
we were going round and round and she outright refused, and no threat i had going was working, so i said fine! "i'm gonna call the police then, cuz i don't know what to do with you". and i dialed 'em, and she goes "i'll do it, i'll do it", so i hung up, well the call had gone through and i dind't know it, about 10 minutes later came a knock on the door. the cops had a good laugh at the whole story, and decided to have a "little talk" with miss holly so that she would understand it was serious stuff to get your schoolwork done and to stay in school.
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Serate
Member
08-21-2001
| Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - 8:00 pm
Right now I'm waiting for the powerball numbers. My husband put in $5 in a pot of over $300. I spent a measly $1.
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Serate
Member
08-21-2001
| Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - 8:04 pm
Right now I'm still poor. 
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - 8:13 pm
Right now, my dh would totally blame me for the impending Cardinal loss... (see baseball thread)
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - 10:15 pm
Right now, No Lost for 3 weeks?! I don't know if I can handle that.
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Vacanick
Member
07-12-2004
| Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 5:21 am
Right now ... I wish it was Friday!!!
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 6:24 am
right now i had 1 too many cosmo's last night when we went out fir my b-day. can you say pass the H20 and the asprin!!!
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Metoo
Member
02-22-2005
| Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 6:44 am
Right now...I want to know how KayKay's shopping went? Tell us about the shoes!
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 7:05 am
right now - i went to Kohl's and they had buy one get one free!!!!! so, i bought a cute pair of black shoes and got another pair FREE <cute black boots> and then of course i found a pair of fun brown shoes and got a pair of brown boots for FREE!!! while i was there i also got a pair of pants - and one pair free of course and 2 shirts and yes got 2 free!!! Love new clothes 
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Metoo
Member
02-22-2005
| Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 7:09 am
Right now ..Whoo hoo KK! That's the kind of shopping trip I like!
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Sillycalimomma
Member
11-13-2003
| Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 7:19 am
Awww...KayKay, boy do I know the feeling. I had one too many dirty martinis not too far back....I still don't even want to think about drinking or eating a green olive! Right now, the house is dark once again....fall is most definitely here
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 7:38 am
Right now I have almost 50 emails to get thru today.
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 8:14 am
right now i need some toothpicks to hold my eyelid up!!
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Spitfire
Member
07-18-2002
| Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 9:26 am
Right now...What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 9:32 am
Right now, I don't know what did it say?
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Sillycalimomma
Member
11-13-2003
| Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 9:32 am
Right now I know I know! "Pick yourself up before we look like nuts"
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Spitfire
Member
07-18-2002
| Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 9:45 am
Right now yea for Silly....I had a good chuckle this morning over that one.
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Spitfire
Member
07-18-2002
| Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 9:46 am
Right now....if you wanna get technical, this is the way I heard it....."If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 9:50 am
right now - how do you make a tissue dance????
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 9:52 am
Right now rofl!!!
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Spitfire
Member
07-18-2002
| Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 9:57 am
Right now....put a little boggie in it?
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