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Bandit
Member
07-29-2001
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 8:13 am
Ok, I had this idea for a thread, but I wasn't sure I wanted to start it, because I didn't know if I wanted to disclose what made me think of it. However, a post I just read by Zeno39 in the Games section, made me go with it. Everybody has something that they can do really well...be it a good thing or not. So, I thought why doesn't everyone share what one thing they can do really well...and it doesn't have to be nice or polite, because mine sure isn't. My greatest talent is, I can burp like no other. DH thinks it's hysterical, and knows for a fact I burp better than any man he's ever heard. Mind you, I don't do this in public! But sometimes, you've just gotta let it rip...and boy I sound like a monster being exorcised sometimes. So, what's your talent?
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Goddessatlaw
Member
07-19-2002
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 8:28 am
Bandit, I can appreciate your talent and would like to hear you go one-on-one with my younger sister, who burns your hair off, makes you look like that guy in the (Pioneer?) speaker ads and blows the dregs of her belch into your face when she's done. All you can do when she's done belching is cry, it's like being caught on Mount St. Helens after the unpredicted side-blast. If you managed to live, you're covered in soot, wandering in a moonscape and wondering what the eff just happened. Even her dogs run barking hellishly and looking for cover when they see her with a carbonated beverage in her hand. If you can beat that, girl, you are my hero and I'll pay for your ticket to the showdown. As for me, my special talent is keeping a nickel between my knees. Early training from my Grandma, truly a lost art.
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Bandit
Member
07-29-2001
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 8:45 am
LOL GAL!!!!! It sounds as though she is tough to beat....what a description!
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Terolyn
Member
05-06-2004
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 11:30 am
My special talent is to look like I am working when I am really messing around on TVCH. 
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Twiggyish
Member
08-14-2000
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 12:03 pm
I can crack all the knuckles on my hand by closing my hand into a ball. It happens every time. I sneeze every time I go outside on a sunny day. I can also twirl a baton..LOL
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Spitfire
Member
07-18-2002
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 12:26 pm
I can skip on my ass.
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 12:42 pm
ROTF!
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Jimmer
Member
08-30-2000
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 12:44 pm
How do you get a donkey to skip? 
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Sillycalimomma
Member
11-13-2003
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 12:45 pm
Lol....oh boy. this thread is going to turn into a doozey... Twiggys reminded me of my ability to sneeze exactly two times after every single time I take any type of liquid cold medicine. I can also gleek unwillingly
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Sillycalimomma
Member
11-13-2003
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 12:49 pm
by the way "gleek" definition given by the geeks on the net... "building up saliva in the salivary glands using some stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing the tongue upon the glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance" for anyone who did not know....
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Spitfire
Member
07-18-2002
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 12:51 pm
Ummmm???? What's gleek? It's sounds ....a little...ummmmm....what's gleek? Ok - I sit on my ass with my legs straight out and whip the rope like a lasoo(sp) underneath me and do a whole body jump thing.
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 12:53 pm

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Sillycalimomma
Member
11-13-2003
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 12:56 pm
I posted the definition up there....hard to explain it! Lol But I have a damn good talent for doing it unwillingly!
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Spitfire
Member
07-18-2002
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 12:56 pm
Kaykay are you telling us your greatest talent is making question marks come outta your head? sorry, it's Friday and I'm feeling a little giddy today
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 1:08 pm
more like out my butt... LOL!!!!! rock on - have a great weekend. i'm outta here...
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Bandit
Member
07-29-2001
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 1:11 pm
Spitfire....I'd like to see that!
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Spitfire
Member
07-18-2002
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 1:25 pm
Bandit....try it, it's pretty hard. I discovered my talent (lmbo) about 18 years ago, and let me tell you, it's mighty hard to do it now. Any of you with young kids get them to try it. I never found anyone else that could do it but it's much easier when you are younger.
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Eeyoreslament
Member
07-20-2003
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 1:30 pm
I sent my old roommate one of those emails where you fill out the survey, and one of the questions is "Say something you love about the person who sent this to you." So he wrote: She has farts that are so high pitched, only dogs can hear them, yet her burps will break glass. I think my talent is that I can argue any side, and switch sides mid-conversation, to piss off my friends. I also have an UNCANNY ability to find something rude to say about anything. You hear a lot of "Kali, only YOU could turn that into...." when I'm around. I can unlock my jaw. And fit my fist in my mouth. I don't show that off too much though. LOL I can wiggle my ears? (I think we should start a counter-thread, that is about things we just plain will NEVER be able to do. I couldn't dance if my life depended on it.)
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Nickovtyme
Member
07-29-2004
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 1:56 pm
I, too, can wiggle my ears. My wife says I'm a gas factory and the best there is. I can do a Tornado kick, jump spin twirl kick, flying side kick and break two boards. I'm pretty good at sleeping and I used to think I could write pretty good poetry, but now that my life is no longer so dark and bleak...that talent has seemed to escape me. I'm pretty good at rigging stuff up to make it work right. When I'm on a mission, nothing else matters until my mission is completed and I've exhausted all resources. and I'm pretty good in bed...
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Jan
Moderator
08-01-2000
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 2:39 pm
I can make a team lose a game just by watching the game on TV!!!!
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Bandit
Member
07-29-2001
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 3:16 pm
Don't be watching the Angels then! 
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Jan
Moderator
08-01-2000
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 3:38 pm
LOL Bandit, no fear. I promise I won't but you should want me to as I am hoping for a Chicago win!!
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 3:55 pm
keeping my palm flat on a surface i can pull my index fingers of either hand back all the way to the back of my hand. this is not that thumb thing. try it, see if you can do it. arm and hand flat on a desk, pick up your index finger and slowly pull it backwards. hurts don't it!?! not for me it doesn't.
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Ophiliasgrandma
Member
09-04-2001
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 4:00 pm
I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.
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Mameblanche
Member
04-13-2005
| Friday, October 14, 2005 - 4:11 pm
My dh is a world-class snorer, does that count? You can hear him all over the apt when he's asleep - there is no place to hide. LOL. I have to put the tv on in the living room and try to sleep on the couch to drown him out.
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