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Tabbyking
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03-11-2002

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 9:06 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tabbyking a private message Print Post    
my sister can only eat a big breakfast if she cuts it all up and stirs it together. give her the eggs, home fries, sausage or bacon and toast. she cuts it all to smithereens. i guess it's a homemade 'hash'. but don't give me canned hash, cause it looks and smells and tastes exactly like the canned dog food our collie used to eat when i was a kid. yep, i tasted the dog's food, because i thought it was hamburger and that he was luckier than me because i rarely got a hamburger!

Escapee
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06-15-2004

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 9:10 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Escapee a private message Print Post    
I can't pee if there is someone else in the bathroom with me. I do not go in "groups" to pee. It isn't a party. I don't pass gas in front of DH, I just can't do it for some reason and I have only pee'd in front of him when we were in the woods camping, hence I was a little tipsy, and he needed to hold my had so I didn't fall down (I do not drink anymore, it's been almost a year)
I seem to pass gas everytime I sit down to pee now, a pregnancy thing I am sure.

Lyn
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08-07-2002

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 9:17 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lyn a private message Print Post    
I also pick out the squiggley thingy in eggs, and will throw out an egg with blood showing. (I crack ALL eggs in a seperate bowl first)

I wash anything new before wearing it

I wash clothing I'm going to throw out (due to tears/holes) just in case someone dumpster dives and wants it

Ditto on straightening up the hotel room before checkout, and not being able to pee in a public restroom if someone else is in there

Wargod
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07-16-2001

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 9:21 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Wargod a private message Print Post    
I almost chopped off a toe having to pee once when I was pregnant with Dakota. My box spring and mattress set on the floor and on each corner of the box spring is this hard plastic piece meant to protect the corners.

I was maybe 6 months pregnant, was sound asleep and woke up having to pee RIGHT THEN. I flew out of bed, and you know what it's like when you go from laying down to standing up too fast when you're pregnant. I got dizzy and started to fall over. Managed to not fall but stumbled over and stepped on that plastic peice with my little toe. It wasn't til I got back in bed and thought how bad my toe was hurting that I noticed it was sticky.

Bandaged it up myself and went back to bed. To make matters worse, a few hours later I walked the mile and a half to work. I was limping so bad I managed to pull a muscle in the other calf. When I went in to see my doctor, he couldn't help but howl with laughter. I'd been seeing him for a few years at that point and he was so used to me falling, tripping, running into things, burning myself and cutting myself with clumsiness all he could gasp out was, "Only you!"

Mameblanche
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04-13-2005

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 12:09 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
In her folder, Lum said: Welcome to the Monkeytoes Club and the Dumb Lazy Association!

Well I'd like to call this meeting to order!

Rollcall of the current but everexpanding membership of the MTC&DLA:

Lumbele - President & CEO
WeinerMr - VP, Treasurer
Ruthi - Membership Recruitment
MameBlanche - Media Relations
Bongo - - Secretary

Mameblanche
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04-13-2005

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 12:17 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
Omi(War)god, OUCH!!!

Lyn
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08-07-2002

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 1:45 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lyn a private message Print Post    
Not so much weirdness but pet peeve:

Three of us in the washroom in Sears today - I washed my hands, one lady opted to skip it, and another played chicken at the sink (saw how close her hands could get to the water without actually getting wet)

Cndeariso
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06-28-2004

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 1:55 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Cndeariso a private message Print Post    
i often skip the sink at a public restroom but i carry purel and wet ones that i use instead.

Native_texan
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08-24-2004

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 1:56 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Native_texan a private message Print Post    
LOL, Lyn.

Because we have quite a few spreads and other sharing of foods in out office, some of us have even discussed how there should be cameras in the bathroom to see who washes their hands. Imagine my horror when I discovered one day that one of my bosses does not always wash.

Another thing that creeps me out is when I see co-workers (male and female) going to or coming from the WR with reading material.

One more creeper: Double Dippers

Kaili
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08-31-2000

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 2:20 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kaili a private message Print Post    
Tim and I went out to eat one night and he came out of the bathroom looking all disgusted....a cook peed and walked out without washing his hands. Gross no matter what...grosser when it's a sweaty guy holding himself to pee then not washing up. UGH!

Denecee
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09-05-2002

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 2:54 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Denecee a private message Print Post    
I have not thrown up since 5th grade. I remember it too!
(I can dry heave like nobody's brother.)

Weinermr
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08-18-2001

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 3:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Weinermr a private message Print Post    
Besides when I was a baby, I've thrown up exactly twice in my post-babyhood life.

The first time was during my freshman year in college, I think I was 17, maybe 18. I caught some nasty virus. It was a Saturday morning, and I got the sweats and completely dizzy, the whole world started turning around me. I spent the next couple of hours with my head in the toilet bowl of the shared bathroom in my dorm room throwing up. Yech.

The second time was when I was 22, and I was at a party on a Saturday night (Saturday not being my day evidently). After having had way too many vodka and 7-ups, I decided to have a drink someone handed me made with gin. Next thing you know, the dizzy and the sweaty visited me again, and I don't remember most of the rest of the next three hours. I woke up in the bathroom, vaguely remembering the event.

I'm so happy I could share.

Bobbie_552001
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03-26-2003

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 3:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Bobbie_552001 a private message Print Post    
Driving home from work today, I suddenly remembered what everyone was talking about. SLINGS!! Yes, I remember those.

Potatoe chips on my sloppy joes....Ballreichs of course. Bake beans on everything!! Hotdogs...potato chips....french fries.

Toilet paper and paper towels have to come off from behind.

And this is silly....but the polish on my toes has to match the polish on my fingers.

And matching underwear. Always.

Ophiliasgrandma
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09-04-2001

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 3:25 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ophiliasgrandma a private message Print Post    
Bobbie, your underwear matches your fingernail/toenail polish?

Heyltslori
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09-15-2001

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 3:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Heyltslori a private message Print Post    
LOL OG!!

Bobbie_552001
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03-26-2003

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 3:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Bobbie_552001 a private message Print Post    
LOL...no, my bra and underwear have to match. Cute...

Bobbie_552001
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03-26-2003

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 3:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Bobbie_552001 a private message Print Post    
And puking....on a regular basis. I gag on my own spit.

Grannyg
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05-28-2002

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 3:42 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Grannyg a private message Print Post    
I love this thread. You find out such interesting facts about folks.

Hussy
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08-06-2004

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 4:13 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hussy a private message Print Post    
I gag brushing my teeth but only puke if I feel like I am dying....

Pamy
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01-02-2002

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 4:35 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Pamy a private message Print Post    
LOL weiner!!!

In my wild days, if I started to feel too drunk I would make myself puke so I could drink more LOL..what an idiot I was

Now I puke if my pain gets unbearable, for some reason it helps

Zachsmom
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07-13-2000

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 4:56 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Zachsmom a private message Print Post    
I always sneeze 3 times after i get out of the shower.

i vomit all the time, like pamy it helps with the pain.

i rarely eat pot lucks as i do not know the condition or washing habits of people and how they are at home. i really do not like to eat food unless i prepare it myself. if after i eat something that someone else prepared and i think about it i will vomit.

i get very very angry when people do not flush in public restrooms. i will flush the offending toliet but will not use it as i think the person who did not flush is some kind of scum and do not want their icky germs around me (even with 3 or 4 paper protectors..which i use at minimum in public restrooms)

i always flush a public toliet before i use it.

i use mouthwash first then i brush.

t-paper has to be under, no over. i will switch it at someone house if it is not that way.

i do not like using utensils to eat, i prefer finger food, especially in restaurants. if i do order something and it requires me using utensils, i have to put it out of my mind on who the last person who used it (i think it's the non flusher)

Jewels
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09-23-2000

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 5:13 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Jewels a private message Print Post    
I will not use a public toilet if it hasn't been flushed either. Yuck.

I will only use a public toilet if absolutely necessary.

If I do use one, I have to tear off the beginning of the toilet paper and I won't touch the handle to flush it, I use my foot.

Weinermr
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08-18-2001

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 5:16 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Weinermr a private message Print Post    
Yech, that means the next person that flushes with their hand is touching what your shoe has touched on the filthy bathroom floor.

Jewels
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09-23-2000

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 5:20 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Jewels a private message Print Post    
It's better than me touching what the person before me left!

Weinermr
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08-18-2001

Monday, October 24, 2005 - 5:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Weinermr a private message Print Post    
Oh dear. ©