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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Thursday, July 21, 2005 - 12:16 am
"Too pooped to poop"
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Kep421
Member
08-11-2001
| Thursday, July 21, 2005 - 3:54 am
Sean's mother came up with a creative solution to his bed wetting...
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Urgrace
Member
08-19-2000
| Thursday, July 21, 2005 - 6:47 am
LOL Kep!
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Thursday, July 21, 2005 - 9:19 pm
"Sinkhole with a sense of humor"
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Thursday, July 21, 2005 - 9:25 pm
"Well, there goes another big idea down the drain!"
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Ophiliasgrandma
Member
09-04-2001
| Friday, July 22, 2005 - 7:47 am
'Hoo boy, I should have followed the arrows.'
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Friday, July 22, 2005 - 9:32 am
"I told you he'd eventually drive this thing into the ground!"
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Twiggyish
Member
08-14-2000
| Friday, July 22, 2005 - 11:33 am
Ever have one of those days?
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Friday, July 22, 2005 - 11:42 am
"For sale by owner - Lovely two bedroom home in the suburbs, fireplace, sunken living room, huge lot with trees, near schools and shopping, a gem of a fixer-upper. All offers considered"
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Friday, July 22, 2005 - 1:29 pm
A split level ranch house...
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Friday, July 22, 2005 - 1:31 pm
Aliens from a backward planet were unaware that you were supposed to create a crop circle on the crop, not the house.
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Ophiliasgrandma
Member
09-04-2001
| Friday, July 22, 2005 - 5:39 pm
(I'd love to hear the whole story about this.)
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Urgrace
Member
08-19-2000
| Friday, July 22, 2005 - 9:55 pm
"The scene was encircled with crime scene tape for CSI following the clues from the Big Brother House, but the house vanished Without A Trace. Catch the episodes on Thursday night on CBS."
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Rosie
Member
11-12-2003
| Friday, July 22, 2005 - 9:58 pm
Do you think this bikini makes my butt look smaller?
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Saturday, July 23, 2005 - 2:35 am
"It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini That she wore for the first time today..." <sung to the tune of "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-dot Bikini" of course! > the full lyrics - http://www.webfitz.com/lyrics/Lyrics/1960/461960a.html
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Urgrace
Member
08-19-2000
| Saturday, July 23, 2005 - 9:19 am
<checks water-mirror for reflection> Honey, do I look fat?
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Monday, July 25, 2005 - 6:48 pm
"Poor Sam is in denial...he says he won 'Best in Show', but he was actually the winner of the 'World's Ugliest Dog' contest!" LINK
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Monday, July 25, 2005 - 7:21 pm
"You are not supposed to expose the gremlins to light!"
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Monday, July 25, 2005 - 9:48 pm
"Beauty is only skin deep....but ugly goes clear to the bone."
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Monday, July 25, 2005 - 10:47 pm
And this, my children, is why you want to give up sunbathing and always wear sunscreen.
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Skootz
Member
07-23-2003
| Tuesday, July 26, 2005 - 4:07 am
(to go with above dog pic) "You think I'm ugly, you should see my owner!" (below)

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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Tuesday, July 26, 2005 - 6:59 am
Oh yuck!
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Tuesday, July 26, 2005 - 10:36 am
Speaking of staying out of the sun ... Second verse same as the first: "And this, my children, is why you want to give up sunbathing and always wear sunscreen."
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Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - 12:31 am

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Mak1
Member
08-12-2002
| Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - 2:41 am
Guy on the right: "Yeah, well I just got out of the cold swimming pool."
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