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Cinder
Member

09-01-2000

Sunday, February 13, 2005 - 7:20 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Are you a turtle? I haven't posted much in many months, but I decided to come back to share this fun question.

Happymom
Member

01-20-2003

Monday, February 14, 2005 - 8:47 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I AM a turtle!

Kaykay
Member

01-21-2004

Monday, February 14, 2005 - 9:18 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I have NO idea? Lil' help?

Draheid
Moderator

09-09-2001

Monday, February 14, 2005 - 1:07 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
YBYSAIA

Twiggyish
Member

08-14-2000

Monday, February 14, 2005 - 1:35 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Yes!! I haven't heard this one in years..LOL
You bet your sweet a.. I am.

Seamonkey
Member

09-07-2000

Monday, February 14, 2005 - 3:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
YBYSAIA

Seamonkey
Member

09-07-2000

Monday, February 14, 2005 - 3:11 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
hmm that wasn't the cute graphic I had hoped it was..

Seamonkey
Member

09-07-2000

Monday, February 14, 2005 - 3:12 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
In fact it was so disturbing I yanked it..

Grumblingdrake
Member

02-12-2005

Monday, February 14, 2005 - 3:58 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Hmmmm... does this one count, Seamonkey?

http://www.davidplattartist.co.uk/turtle-soup.jpg

Mocha
Member

08-12-2001

Monday, February 14, 2005 - 4:12 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
oh

Mak1
Member

08-12-2002

Monday, February 14, 2005 - 7:45 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
nope, not me, not a turtle....

Seamonkey
Member

09-07-2000

Monday, February 14, 2005 - 9:27 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
No soup it was just a mean turtle pic..

LOL and WELCOME as a member again, Grumbling sir.. LOVE your profile piccie..

Cinder
Member

09-01-2000

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 4:51 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Yea Draheid and Seamonkey. Thanks Seamonkey for providing a link. I am not a turtle, but was asked the question on Friday and became intrigued.
For those who have not yet looked all over the net to see what this turtle obsession is, here is a brief explanation of the initiation process. Remember- the answer}s to the questions are G Rated.

And how did one become a member of this illustrious club? Simple. All one had to do was answer correctly, (some of) these (four ?!?) questions (2) with the required "clean minded answers":

What does a woman do sitting down, that a man does standing up, that a dog does on three legs --
What word begins with an F and ends with a CK --
What's hairy, hard and sticks out of a man's pajamas at night
What four letter would, ending in K, represents intercourse between a man and a women
What is it that a cow has four of and a woman only two
What goes in hard but comes out soft and wet
What does a dog do that a man steps in
What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much they often blow?
Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman
What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands
What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages
What is it that all men have one of; that is longer on some men than others, that the Pope doesn't use, and that a man gives to his wife after they're married
What is it on a man that gets very large when he is excited
What is long, round, wet and full of sea men




Suitsmefine
Member

07-29-2002

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 7:40 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
My mind is so UNCLEAN I could never be a turtle!!!!

Julieboo
Member

02-05-2002

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 7:45 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
What are the "clean" answers? The only one I know is #2. Firetruck and maybe #11. A pecan roll? (that link doesn't work for me if that has the answers...)

Tashakinz
Member

11-13-2002

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 8:38 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
fetlock
foot
money
fork
almond joy

Draheid
Moderator

09-09-2001

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 9:52 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
With hidden answers:
  1. What does a woman do sitting down, that a man does standing up, that a dog does on three legs?
    Shake Hands
  2. What word begins with an F and ends with a CK?
    Firetruck
  3. What's hairy, hard and sticks out of a man's pajamas at night?
    His head
  4. What four letter would, ending in K, represents intercourse between a man and a women?
    talk
  5. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman only two?
    legs
  6. What goes in hard but comes out soft and wet?
    chewing gum
  7. What does a dog do that a man steps in?
    pants
  8. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much they often blow?
    a twenty dollar bill
  9. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
    hunt punt runt bunt & aunt
  10. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
    fork
  11. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
    Almond Joy
  12. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
    grit
  13. What is it that all men have one of; that is longer on some men than others, that the Pope doesn't use, and that a man gives to his wife after they're married?
    his last name
  14. What is it on a man that gets very large when he is excited?
    his pupils
  15. What is long, round, wet and full of sea men ?
    a submarine


Julieboo
Member

02-05-2002

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 10:04 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Thanks Dra!!! :-) Okay, now what do these jokes have to do with turtles?

Draheid
Moderator

09-09-2001

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 11:26 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
The Turtle Creed

Landi
Member

07-29-2002

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 11:39 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
i must be a hare then! hehehehhee

Kaykay
Member

01-21-2004

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 11:42 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
i think i am still lost. where are the correct answers? sorry, sometimes i'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer!!

Lancecrossfire
Moderator

07-13-2000

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 11:45 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Kay, highlight all of Dra's 9:51 am post. :-)

Kaykay
Member

01-21-2004

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 11:59 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Thanks Lance - now I get it!! What can I say - I'm a bit on the slow side some days

Marmosquirm
Member

09-10-2003

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 2:13 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Nope, I'm definitely not a turtle!!

Urgrace
Member

08-19-2000

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 12:04 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Yippie, I am, 'cause I got all but two answers on the first try.

Nickovtyme
Member

07-29-2004

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 4:17 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I thought #2 was "flick"

Graceunderfyre
Member

01-22-2004

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 8:42 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I went for frock

Maggie
Member

07-15-2005

Saturday, August 20, 2005 - 10:32 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I was one once

Snee
Member

06-26-2001

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 - 10:39 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
ybysaia!

Cndeariso
Member

06-28-2004

Thursday, August 25, 2005 - 8:14 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
o.k. i got 9 or them, so why does that make me a turtle?

would this be a good thread to move into the animal farm????

Kstme
Member

08-14-2000

Thursday, August 25, 2005 - 8:46 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
YBYSAIA, for almost 30 years! I used to carry my card in my wallet. <the turtle club used to have a card, you'd pay $5 for it when you joined and the money went to charity.>