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Cinder
Member
09-01-2000
| Sunday, February 13, 2005 - 7:20 pm
Are you a turtle? I haven't posted much in many months, but I decided to come back to share this fun question.
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Happymom
Member
01-20-2003
| Monday, February 14, 2005 - 8:47 am
I AM a turtle!
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Monday, February 14, 2005 - 9:18 am
I have NO idea? Lil' help?
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Draheid
Moderator
09-09-2001
| Monday, February 14, 2005 - 1:07 pm
YBYSAIA 
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Twiggyish
Member
08-14-2000
| Monday, February 14, 2005 - 1:35 pm
Yes!! I haven't heard this one in years..LOL You bet your sweet a.. I am.
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Seamonkey
Member
09-07-2000
| Monday, February 14, 2005 - 3:10 pm
YBYSAIA
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Seamonkey
Member
09-07-2000
| Monday, February 14, 2005 - 3:11 pm
hmm that wasn't the cute graphic I had hoped it was..
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Seamonkey
Member
09-07-2000
| Monday, February 14, 2005 - 3:12 pm
In fact it was so disturbing I yanked it..
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Grumblingdrake
Member
02-12-2005
| Monday, February 14, 2005 - 3:58 pm
Hmmmm... does this one count, Seamonkey? http://www.davidplattartist.co.uk/turtle-soup.jpg
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Monday, February 14, 2005 - 4:12 pm
oh
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Mak1
Member
08-12-2002
| Monday, February 14, 2005 - 7:45 pm
nope, not me, not a turtle....
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Seamonkey
Member
09-07-2000
| Monday, February 14, 2005 - 9:27 pm
No soup it was just a mean turtle pic.. LOL and WELCOME as a member again, Grumbling sir.. LOVE your profile piccie.. 
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Cinder
Member
09-01-2000
| Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 4:51 am
Yea Draheid and Seamonkey. Thanks Seamonkey for providing a link. I am not a turtle, but was asked the question on Friday and became intrigued. For those who have not yet looked all over the net to see what this turtle obsession is, here is a brief explanation of the initiation process. Remember- the answer}s to the questions are G Rated. And how did one become a member of this illustrious club? Simple. All one had to do was answer correctly, (some of) these (four ?!?) questions (2) with the required "clean minded answers": What does a woman do sitting down, that a man does standing up, that a dog does on three legs -- What word begins with an F and ends with a CK -- What's hairy, hard and sticks out of a man's pajamas at night What four letter would, ending in K, represents intercourse between a man and a women What is it that a cow has four of and a woman only two What goes in hard but comes out soft and wet What does a dog do that a man steps in What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much they often blow? Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages What is it that all men have one of; that is longer on some men than others, that the Pope doesn't use, and that a man gives to his wife after they're married What is it on a man that gets very large when he is excited What is long, round, wet and full of sea men
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Suitsmefine
Member
07-29-2002
| Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 7:40 am
My mind is so UNCLEAN I could never be a turtle!!!!
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 7:45 am
What are the "clean" answers? The only one I know is #2. Firetruck and maybe #11. A pecan roll? (that link doesn't work for me if that has the answers...)
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Tashakinz
Member
11-13-2002
| Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 8:38 am
fetlock foot money fork almond joy
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Draheid
Moderator
09-09-2001
| Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 9:52 am
With hidden answers:
- What does a woman do sitting down, that a man does standing up, that a dog does on three legs?
Shake Hands - What word begins with an F and ends with a CK?
Firetruck - What's hairy, hard and sticks out of a man's pajamas at night?
His head - What four letter would, ending in K, represents intercourse between a man and a women?
talk - What is it that a cow has four of and a woman only two?
legs - What goes in hard but comes out soft and wet?
chewing gum - What does a dog do that a man steps in?
pants - What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much they often blow?
a twenty dollar bill - Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
hunt punt runt bunt & aunt - What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
fork - What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
Almond Joy - What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
grit - What is it that all men have one of; that is longer on some men than others, that the Pope doesn't use, and that a man gives to his wife after they're married?
his last name - What is it on a man that gets very large when he is excited?
his pupils - What is long, round, wet and full of sea men ?
a submarine
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 10:04 am
Thanks Dra!!! Okay, now what do these jokes have to do with turtles?
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Draheid
Moderator
09-09-2001
| Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 11:26 am
The Turtle Creed
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 11:39 am
i must be a hare then! hehehehhee
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 11:42 am
i think i am still lost. where are the correct answers? sorry, sometimes i'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer!!
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Lancecrossfire
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 11:45 am
Kay, highlight all of Dra's 9:51 am post. 
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 11:59 am
Thanks Lance - now I get it!! What can I say - I'm a bit on the slow side some days 
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Marmosquirm
Member
09-10-2003
| Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 2:13 am
Nope, I'm definitely not a turtle!!
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Urgrace
Member
08-19-2000
| Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 12:04 pm
Yippie, I am, 'cause I got all but two answers on the first try.
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Nickovtyme
Member
07-29-2004
| Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 4:17 pm
I thought #2 was "flick"
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Graceunderfyre
Member
01-22-2004
| Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 8:42 pm
I went for frock
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Maggie
Member
07-15-2005
| Saturday, August 20, 2005 - 10:32 am
I was one once
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Snee
Member
06-26-2001
| Wednesday, August 24, 2005 - 10:39 pm
ybysaia!
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Cndeariso
Member
06-28-2004
| Thursday, August 25, 2005 - 8:14 am
o.k. i got 9 or them, so why does that make me a turtle? would this be a good thread to move into the animal farm????
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Kstme
Member
08-14-2000
| Thursday, August 25, 2005 - 8:46 am
YBYSAIA, for almost 30 years! I used to carry my card in my wallet. <the turtle club used to have a card, you'd pay $5 for it when you joined and the money went to charity.>
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