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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Wednesday, May 04, 2005 - 11:52 am
"When Bob pointed his patented smell-o-meter towards Washington DC, it went off the scale!"
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Babyruth
Member
07-19-2001
| Wednesday, May 04, 2005 - 11:57 am
Bob's patented Booger-Shooter was inspired by the popular Salad Shooter, but for some reason never sold as well.
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Kep421
Member
08-11-2001
| Wednesday, May 04, 2005 - 11:59 am
*falls over laffin...startling co-worker OMG...booger shooter!!!! 
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Wednesday, May 04, 2005 - 12:34 pm
Electronic Nose Blower. Move over kleenex
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Wednesday, May 04, 2005 - 12:49 pm
After a cut and conditioning, Bob blow dries his nose hairs to get that "bouncy" look.
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Wednesday, May 04, 2005 - 6:00 pm
Bob got suspicious and decided to check things out for himself when he found someone had moved his hand held daffodil planter to the proctologist's office.
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Essence
Member
01-12-2002
| Thursday, May 05, 2005 - 5:35 am
I got this in an email with the following picture: Imagine you are at a party...you have a few drinks...and then have to visit this bathroom...

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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Thursday, May 05, 2005 - 2:53 pm
"This airplane's restroom is positively heavenly....LITERALLY!"
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Thursday, May 05, 2005 - 2:59 pm
"Oh no! I forgot to fluuuuuuuuuuuuuush......"
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Native_texan
Member
08-24-2004
| Thursday, May 05, 2005 - 2:59 pm
I received in this an e-mail yesterday also and imagined starting to walk into the room, see the floor and start flailing my arms and rocking back and forth to keep from falling.
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Skootz
Member
07-23-2003
| Thursday, May 05, 2005 - 4:14 pm
Can you hold on, or do you have to go right nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Friday, May 06, 2005 - 11:26 pm
"Gee, you just can't trust the weather man. He said it would be raining cats and dogs today....not pigs!"
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Ophiliasgrandma
Member
09-04-2001
| Saturday, May 07, 2005 - 9:03 am
'I'll believe that when pigs fly.'
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Saturday, May 07, 2005 - 9:58 am
Ralph never did see what was so doggoned funny about the expression, "when pigs fly." I thought that one up over breakfast at 9. Came back here and OG has already scarfed it off. Oh well. Good work, OG. Addendum: This probably really IS Ralph the diving pig who was a big tourist attraction at Aquarena Springs in San Marcos, TX. Alas, I never got to see Ralph perform.
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Jmm
Member
08-16-2002
| Saturday, May 07, 2005 - 10:10 am
LOL Juju, you would have loved Ralph. He was quite a pig.
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Tabbyking
Member
03-11-2002
| Saturday, May 07, 2005 - 10:41 am
"good thing the crowd is wearing protective gear today. finally, a group that remembers 'this little piggie went wee wee wee all the way home'"
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Saturday, May 07, 2005 - 7:32 pm
I KNOW I would have loved Ralph, Jmm. I truly am very sorry I never saw him perform. He was still alive when I went to San Antonio and Austin many times, and I foolishly partied (or worked) instead of going to see a historic icon. Uhhhh ... Jmm? Do you have any home movies of Ralph in his heyday?
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Saturday, May 07, 2005 - 7:39 pm
Starting early.
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Wapland
Member
08-01-2000
| Saturday, May 07, 2005 - 7:54 pm
Anne Geddes introduces her new photo themes...."biker babes" Fondly Wappy
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Jmm
Member
08-16-2002
| Saturday, May 07, 2005 - 8:02 pm
Crap Juju, now you've got me thinking .......... I actually might have. I'll look around in the next week or so and see. Let's see .... Bailey would have been about 6??? last time we saw Ralph. Ok, I'll have to dig deep, but I'll see what I can find.
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Seamonkey
Member
09-07-2000
| Friday, May 13, 2005 - 5:36 pm
Dang, Jmm! You could have included Ralph in Spy's wedding video 
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Friday, May 13, 2005 - 8:38 pm
En masse video strip poker was a big hit with the guys, not so much with the girls.
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Friday, May 13, 2005 - 8:41 pm
It's a rousing game of computer chess....skins vs. shirts.
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Friday, May 13, 2005 - 8:58 pm
Orgy....The cybersex way!
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Eeyoreslament
Member
07-20-2003
| Friday, May 13, 2005 - 9:10 pm
I saw "CYBERSEX" and had to come in here. What is that picture REALLY of Juju?? What are they doing?
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