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Danas15146
Member
03-31-2004
| Saturday, August 14, 2004 - 5:48 pm
Zmom -- that is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!
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Kady
Member
07-30-2000
| Saturday, August 14, 2004 - 6:19 pm

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Bookworm
Member
12-18-2001
| Sunday, August 15, 2004 - 8:09 pm
Oh Zmom, that is one you can tease him about when he gets older. How hilarious!
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Teachmichigan
Member
07-22-2001
| Sunday, August 15, 2004 - 8:40 pm
ROFLMAO!!! Great one for the scrapbook Zmom!! (and don't EVER let him forget it! LOL)
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Seamonkey
Member
09-07-2000
| Sunday, August 15, 2004 - 11:25 pm

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Herckleperckle
Member
11-20-2003
| Monday, August 16, 2004 - 10:01 am
Zmom, that is priceless! Just brace yourself for (much later on, LOL!) when that's true!! Those years will be here sooner than you'll ever think is possible.
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Zachsmom
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Monday, August 16, 2004 - 10:08 am
He's a hoot! He comes up with these one liners all the time..and he says them with such a serious face. Herckle..does that mean he won't stay 6 forever? 
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Jimmer
Member
08-30-2000
| Monday, August 16, 2004 - 10:32 am
Kids are great aren’t they? We have two little girls (age 5 and 3) and they’re always coming up with something. At the moment they are all excited over the possibility of getting a pet hamster. One of the things they’ve been planning is making him various toys including paper balls (you can probably guess what’s coming). So we’re out for a walk the other evening when one of them announces in a loud voice, “I can’t wait till we get our hamster because we’ll be able to watch him play with his balls!” It was so funny and innocent, my wife and I LOL. Now the trick is trying to get them to stop saying it. 
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Zachsmom
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Monday, August 16, 2004 - 10:42 am
<note to self- avoid having zachary play with jimmer's girls--between zachary's woody and the girl's ball- we'd be in a world of trouble!>
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Jimmer
Member
08-30-2000
| Monday, August 16, 2004 - 10:50 am
LOL Zachsmom! I bet they would get along great what with their common vocabulary and everything. 
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Zachsmom
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Monday, August 16, 2004 - 10:51 am
LOL 
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Herckleperckle
Member
11-20-2003
| Monday, August 16, 2004 - 11:17 am
Ok, you two young parents! Shall I tell you about the day I looked out in my backyard (my kitchen sink faced the backyard), and spied my 3 year old precious, precious dd pulling her pants down while the little boy behind us was doing the same? They were comparing! Course I dropped the dish I was washing and scooted out the kitchen door to the backyard (pants were up by then) and somehow gracefully handled the situation. (No, I didn't overreact, but I did have a little talk with them. (I looked up to my neighbor's kitchen window and saw her laughing her xxx off!) My dd is now 25 and still remembers that day. She said it was innocent; they were just curious and SHE instigated it!!
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Reader234
Member
08-13-2000
| Monday, August 23, 2004 - 12:25 pm
DD asked a question yesterday I said "you asked a very good question" She responded "I know I have lots of very good questions in my brain, sometimes its hard to get them out tho"
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Monday, August 23, 2004 - 12:33 pm
LOL@ HP.....I remember those "Comparisons", way back when before you knew any bette.
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Eazyeast
Member
09-02-2004
| Friday, September 03, 2004 - 12:42 am
Last year my little Jessie was in 1st grade and the school had a night program for math which included games, astronomy and visit from the local meterologist from our abc affliate. Of course the weatherman was a big hit with the kids and he gave a question and answer session with the kids. This made Jessie's day as she is a weathernut. Her favorite program is storm stories and can be found watching the weathers channel from sun-up till bed time and even after that. Well the kids gave their normal elementary type questions. How much do you make, are you married, ects. Then came my Jessie's turn. She raised her hand and he directed her for her question. She stood up and Yes Sir, called him by name Mr. Something, (I didnt even know his name) and started asking a question about tornadoes. Throughout her question she mentioned such things and cold fronts, warm fronts, baromic pressure, jet stream and so on. It sounded more like a speech on what causes a tornado then a question on it. Well the weatherman was speechless and didnt know what to say after a 6 year old actually asked a question like that. He simply looked at me and said "Sir you dont know it yet but you have a future weather girl sitting next to you and she probably knows more about that than any intern I ever had"
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Zachsmom
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Saturday, October 16, 2004 - 11:17 pm
This really isn't a "saying", but this morning Zachary was brushing his teeth. He shut the bathroom door (which is a first sign of trouble for me). I heard the water running, and running and running. While I was glad that he was so enthusiastic of brushing, I became quite concerned. I opened the door and he had put the stopper in the sink and it was over flowing everwhere (big mess..what else is new?) I asked him what he was doing, he said he wanted to fill the whole bathroom up with water then open the door and "fly out" like they do in cartoons. It was so funny I could not help but laugh..he was so serious about it.
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Nancy
Member
08-01-2000
| Sunday, December 26, 2004 - 7:32 pm
My great-niece who is 5 1/2 said earlier today "i am a yankees fan" to our avid red sox brother--then said 'just kidding" i'm going to marry jason varitek later she said she had 3 grandpies when asked who the third was pointed to my brother LOL.. later still she wanted my niece(her cousin) to go with her to visit her grampy(my sister's ex) but when niece said no she had to stay with us my niece said 'who's your mommy?" then went and said "can your daughter come with us?" lol
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Cindori
Member
07-25-2003
| Monday, January 10, 2005 - 11:41 am
Over the weekend, my almost 4-year-old dd and Tigerfan were talking while we were cleaning house - he told her, "you're being very good and polite today." She replies, "Well, you're being very interesting today!" 
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Lancecrossfire
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Monday, January 10, 2005 - 11:58 am
Wow, I never get comments like that from my two step daughters when we are doing chores! LOL That sounds like it was a pretty positive exchange as well as a good time cleaning. I think kids say some pretty amazing things at times. Their innocence can lend form some perspectives us grown ups often miss.
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Monday, January 10, 2005 - 12:19 pm
yep im definately in the wrong zone.
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Jimmer
Member
08-30-2000
| Monday, January 10, 2005 - 1:02 pm
This is the funniest little discussion. I'll have to remember to check back here more often! 
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Monday, January 10, 2005 - 1:12 pm
My son was asking my dh about growing a beard. He asked if he'd need to water it.
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Lancecrossfire
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Monday, January 10, 2005 - 1:29 pm
LOL!!!!
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Karen
Member
09-07-2004
| Wednesday, January 12, 2005 - 4:49 pm
My mom used to run a day care out of our house, and one of her favourite charges was a little boy we called Boo. One day, my aunt came to visit, who, at the time, was SEVERELY overweight. We're talking close to 400lbs. HUGE. So my aunt is in the living room talking with my mom, and Auntie is sitting on the loveseat, completely filling it. Boo came in to the living room, took one look at her, and proceded to ask her, innocent as only a child could be, "Do you fit in your car?" We were all completely speechless. Mortified, and speechless. Nevertheless, Auntie is now 250lbs lighter. She looks great, and to this day, I believe that it was Boo who finally instigated her weight loss. Someone told me once, "Only drunks and children tell the truth. LOL.
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Wargod
Moderator
07-16-2001
| Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 4:29 pm
Bring the kids home from school today, I tell them they can have a banana for snack. Dakota's eating and talking a million miles a minute, lol. You know what conversations with 6 year olds are like, they're all over the place, somehow making sense when you put it all together. She's telling me they learned about soles in school today, "you know mom, the ones on the bottom of your feet, not the one that goes to heaven when you die, like when grandpa died." Then she asked why he died, his heart was sick. So that sends her off on what she does to make her heart healthy, running and playing, resting, and eating fruits and vegetables. She looks up at me, mouth full of banana (gross I know,) and says, "Like me. I eat healthy. I'm a fruitatarian and a vegeterian." She was just so danged cute, lol.
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Nickovtyme
Member
07-29-2004
| Thursday, April 07, 2005 - 6:19 pm
This is a very funny thread. I'm glad I ventured more out into the TVCH land. Since I stopped in, here's one as relayed by my mother-in-law; A friend of hers at work was telling them how their three year old daughter walked into the bathroom while her father was taking a shower. The father was showering and the mother was getting ready for work. Out of curiousity, the daughter walked over and looked into the shower and stepped back and asked her mom, "Is daddy going to wash his tail?" I gotta remember this thread. My daughters come up with some funny stuff.
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