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Jokes for a little one

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Pamy
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01-02-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 3:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
LOL I remember that one!!

Bearware
Member

07-12-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 3:27 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.


Bearware
Member

07-12-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 3:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
how do you kill a pink elephant?


Bearware
Member

07-12-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 3:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Hold his nose till he turns blue, and shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

Teachmichigan
Member

07-22-2001

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 5:50 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
If it's a BOY...butt humor always works:

Why was Tigger in the restroom?


He was looking for POOH!

Julieboo
Member

02-05-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 5:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Yes, the jokes are for a little boy...this little boy!
tongue1.jpg

Wargod
Moderator

07-16-2001

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 7:32 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Caleb just ran around today telling us his new one.

Q. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A. To get to the bottom.

Boys.

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 7:48 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
My 8 year old nephew made this joke up...

Who is a flower's favorite actor?

Orlando Bloom

Ketchuplover
Member

08-30-2000

Tuesday, September 07, 2004 - 3:39 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vote for
Vote for who?
Vote for Bush :-)

Rosie
Member

11-12-2003

Tuesday, September 07, 2004 - 3:43 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
What's as big as an elephant but doesn't weigh anything?

Its shadow

Jmm
Member

08-16-2002

Tuesday, September 07, 2004 - 4:08 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?

By painting his toenails red.

Vee
Member

02-23-2004

Tuesday, September 07, 2004 - 5:15 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
What's red, has bumps, and rides on the prairie?

The lone raspberry.

(Why have I remembered that one for over forty years?

Danas15146
Member

03-31-2004

Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 5:18 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
My son's favorite:

Where do cows come from?

Moo York.

Carrie92
Member

09-15-2003

Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 11:17 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Here's some that Scotty likes...

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell Station


Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who
Car go HONK HONK! (or beep beep or vroom vroom, lots of options there)

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Ila
Ila who?
Ila view! (I love you)

Ok, this one isn't quite for kids, but it's funny to hear one tell it! (my cousin's 7 yr old told this one)
How do you catch an elephant?
First, you dig a big hole and fill it with ashes.
Then, you put peas all around the hole.
When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.



Julieboo
Member

02-05-2002

Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 11:23 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Carrie, those top 2 are perfect for Ryan! He is a little young yet to "get" some of the other ones.

Thanks to everyone who posted here!

If you guys know any more super "easy" ones to get (like Carrie's top 2) please post them!!

Thanks again to all who posted some here!

Vee
Member

02-23-2004

Friday, September 10, 2004 - 12:44 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat who?

Cat you open the door meow?!