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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 12:39 pm
My 5 year old wants me to tell him some jokes. I can't think of ANY. Can you guys help?
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Wendo
Member
08-07-2000
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 12:40 pm
Why did 6 not like 7? Because 7 8 (ate) 9!
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 12:52 pm
How about knock-knock jokes? KNOCK KNOCK JOKES My nephew thinks stuff like this is very funny. He even makes up his own, which make no sense to anyone but him, but we all laugh anyway just because he is so delighted with himself!
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 12:53 pm
Dylan loves the knock knocks...his fav is knock knock..whos there boo boo who dont cry its just a joke
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 12:53 pm
His favorite, for about a month, was one I told him-- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Oh, it's okay... don't cry!
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 12:54 pm
PAMY!!!!! ROFL!!!!
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 12:59 pm
Cool! Thanks! And keep 'em coming!
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:02 pm
Julieboo, definitely check out that link. It has all of this-- Knock Knock Jokes Elephant Jokes Riddles Mudder Goose Brain Teasers Silly Questions Silly States Silly Rhymes Wackyfish! Have fun!
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:03 pm
Thanks Hermoine! I was so excited to read these jokes that I totally didn't even see that link!!! Thanks Wendo & Pamy too!!!
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:05 pm
I just checked out the Mudder Goose and it is revised nursery rhymes. And I am so not right in the head because I thought this was hilarious-- Mary had a little lamb, It's fleece was white as snow, And everywhere that Mary went, She stepped in lamb poop.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:07 pm
I am very easily amused. Well, I'm outta here for the evening. I've dawdled long enough. Places to go, people to see... 
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:08 pm
Hey any mac users? Can you see if you can see the answers on that website? (I can't seem to do it.)
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:09 pm
Yes, I am still here, LOL! I'm a Mac user, Julie. I'm not having a problem. I use Safari as a browser. What are you on?
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:14 pm
Try this one instead-- More Knock Knock Jokes And here are more links to try-- Links to More Jokes
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:14 pm
I'll try that. i was usin' explorer...
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:17 pm
Hey Hermione--you ROCK!!! I always love a fellow mac user. (OT I just got a G5! I was previously using s power mac 7100-archaic!!!)
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:22 pm
ROTF Hermie!!! Great minds.......!!!!!
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:26 pm
Well, while we are OT-- Pamy, I almost forgot! Here is a new smiley for you! I saw it and immediately thought of you! And Julieboo, I have a Powerbook G4. I LOVE it.
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:37 pm
testing...
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:37 pm
wow, the things i can do now!
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:38 pm
Where'd ya find that, Hermi?
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Ketchuplover
Member
08-30-2000
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:52 pm
Knock Knock Who's there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Ketchup on your laundry oh well I took a shot 
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:55 pm
LOL KL!!! Hermie I love it..how do I use it?
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Hippyt
Member
06-15-2001
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 2:02 pm
knock knock who's there? orange orange who orangn't ya glad to see me?
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Jmm
Member
08-16-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 2:46 pm
Ok, I have no clue why because it's just irritating, but my kids always loved: knock knock who's there? banana banana who? knock knock who's there? banana banana who? (starting to get irritated) knock knock who's there? banana banana who? (threaten their butts if they say banana again) knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
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