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Redstar
Member
07-07-2003
| Monday, August 23, 2004 - 7:56 pm
You had better not take a picture of me in the shower! I'm warning you! Don't do it! You'll be sorry! I am so not kidding!
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:45 pm
"Ralph was grateful that he had invited along his girlfriend, Inflate-a-Betty, on his whitewater trip!"
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Carrie92
Member
09-15-2003
| Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:54 pm
When Ralph's parents saw the news footage, they now knew why Ralph avoided bringing Betty home for dinner by saying, "She doesn't eat much."
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Babyruth
Member
07-19-2001
| Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 6:47 am
Beacause their new love relationship was going along swimmingly, Betty agreed to help to keep poor Ralph afloat til he found work.
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 11:40 am
Betty foolishly jumped in to save a drowning Ralph, not realizing the bozo was wearing a life vest all the time.
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Babyruth
Member
07-19-2001
| Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 3:30 pm
Ralph's blind date with "Wet-and-Wild Betty" was not what he expected.
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 6:19 pm
LOL, BR!!!
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Carrie92
Member
09-15-2003
| Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 7:46 pm

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Midlifer
Member
04-16-2003
| Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - 4:12 am
Do you think that the guys need more "leg" room?

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Tashakinz
Member
11-13-2002
| Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - 5:55 am
"The ring-toss competition will begin after the beverage service has been completed."
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Midlifer
Member
04-16-2003
| Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - 6:41 am
<midlifer thinks that she and Tasha are on the same page>
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - 6:57 am
Warm nuts? Anyone?
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Tigerfan
Member
11-06-2003
| Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - 7:10 am
"Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?"
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - 11:05 am
Eddie, be sure to get the buns with your breakfast. They are quite good.
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Tashakinz
Member
11-13-2002
| Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - 11:15 am
does anyone else think that the guy to the immediate right of the "buns" looks like Ralph Nader? lol
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Midlifer
Member
04-16-2003
| Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - 11:20 am
ROFL, Tasha! So THAT's what he does between elections!
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Bandit
Member
07-29-2001
| Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - 11:34 am
Over the intercom: "Please return all body parts to their original, upright position."
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Teachmichigan
Member
07-22-2001
| Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - 5:46 pm
Stewards draw straws after this flight about who has to sanitize the plane!
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Saturday, August 28, 2004 - 11:47 am
"The Great American Sniff-Off Competition"
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Sunday, August 29, 2004 - 6:00 pm
"Elvis just couldn't figure out why everyone at the party kept calling him 'Camel toe'!"
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Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Sunday, August 29, 2004 - 7:02 pm
Oh dear God!
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Hippyt
Member
06-15-2001
| Sunday, August 29, 2004 - 7:11 pm
"Elvis' P***s Has Left the Building!"
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Friday, September 03, 2004 - 6:55 pm
"That's one real doozy of a pothole!"
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Friday, September 03, 2004 - 8:26 pm
(People in red house on corner...) "Geeze, its going to be a lot harder to ask the neighborhood kids to stop cutting across our lawn and use the sidewalk now!"
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Sunday, September 05, 2004 - 11:24 am
"Siberia - Where we make our own fun!"
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