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Archive through September 06, 2004

The TVClubHouse: General Discussions: 2004 Aug - Oct: Jokes for a little one: Archive through September 06, 2004 users admin

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Julieboo
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02-05-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 12:39 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
My 5 year old wants me to tell him some jokes. I can't think of ANY. Can you guys help?

Wendo
Member

08-07-2000

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 12:40 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Why did 6 not like 7?

Because 7 8 (ate) 9!

Hermione69
Member

07-24-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 12:52 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
How about knock-knock jokes?

KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

My nephew thinks stuff like this is very funny. He even makes up his own, which make no sense to anyone but him, but we all laugh anyway just because he is so delighted with himself!

Pamy
Member

01-02-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 12:53 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Dylan loves the knock knocks...his fav is
knock knock..whos there

boo

boo who

dont cry its just a joke

Hermione69
Member

07-24-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 12:53 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
His favorite, for about a month, was one I told him--

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Oh, it's okay... don't cry!

Hermione69
Member

07-24-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 12:54 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
PAMY!!!!! ROFL!!!!

Julieboo
Member

02-05-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 12:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Cool! Thanks! And keep 'em coming!

Hermione69
Member

07-24-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:02 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Julieboo, definitely check out that link. It has all of this--

Knock Knock Jokes
Elephant Jokes
Riddles
Mudder Goose
Brain Teasers
Silly Questions
Silly States
Silly Rhymes
Wackyfish!

Have fun!

Julieboo
Member

02-05-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Thanks Hermoine! I was so excited to read these jokes that I totally didn't even see that link!!! Thanks Wendo & Pamy too!!!

Hermione69
Member

07-24-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:05 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I just checked out the Mudder Goose and it is revised nursery rhymes. And I am so not right in the head because I thought this was hilarious--

Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went,
She stepped in lamb poop.

Hermione69
Member

07-24-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:07 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I am very easily amused.

Well, I'm outta here for the evening. I've dawdled long enough. Places to go, people to see...

Julieboo
Member

02-05-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:08 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Hey any mac users? Can you see if you can see the answers on that website? (I can't seem to do it.)

Hermione69
Member

07-24-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:09 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Yes, I am still here, LOL! I'm a Mac user, Julie. I'm not having a problem. I use Safari as a browser. What are you on?

Hermione69
Member

07-24-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:14 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Try this one instead--

More Knock Knock Jokes

And here are more links to try--

Links to More Jokes

Julieboo
Member

02-05-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:14 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I'll try that. i was usin' explorer...

Julieboo
Member

02-05-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:17 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Hey Hermione--you ROCK!!!

I always love a fellow mac user. (OT I just got a G5! I was previously using s power mac 7100-archaic!!!)

Pamy
Member

01-02-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
ROTF Hermie!!! Great minds.......!!!!!

Hermione69
Member

07-24-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Well, while we are OT-- Pamy, I almost forgot! Here is a new smiley for you! I saw it and immediately thought of you! gorgeous

And Julieboo, I have a Powerbook G4. I LOVE it.

Julieboo
Member

02-05-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:37 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
testing...1681318.gif

Julieboo
Member

02-05-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:37 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
wow, the things i can do now!

Julieboo
Member

02-05-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:38 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Where'd ya find that, Hermi?

Ketchuplover
Member

08-30-2000

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:52 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup on your laundry

oh well I took a shot :-)

Pamy
Member

01-02-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 1:55 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
LOL KL!!! Hermie I love it..how do I use it?

Hippyt
Member

06-15-2001

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 2:02 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
knock knock

who's there?

orange

orange who

orangn't ya glad to see me?

Jmm
Member

08-16-2002

Monday, September 06, 2004 - 2:46 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Ok, I have no clue why because it's just irritating, but my kids always loved:

knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who? (starting to get irritated)
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who? (threaten their butts if they say banana again)
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say banana again?