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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 3:06 pm
LOL I remember that one!!
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Bearware
Member
07-12-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 3:27 pm
How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.
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Bearware
Member
07-12-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 3:28 pm
how do you kill a pink elephant?
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Bearware
Member
07-12-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 3:28 pm
Hold his nose till he turns blue, and shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
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Teachmichigan
Member
07-22-2001
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 5:50 pm
If it's a BOY...butt humor always works: Why was Tigger in the restroom? He was looking for POOH!
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 5:59 pm
Yes, the jokes are for a little boy...this little boy!

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Wargod
Moderator
07-16-2001
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 7:32 pm
Caleb just ran around today telling us his new one. Q. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A. To get to the bottom. Boys. 
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Monday, September 06, 2004 - 7:48 pm
My 8 year old nephew made this joke up... Who is a flower's favorite actor? Orlando Bloom
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Ketchuplover
Member
08-30-2000
| Tuesday, September 07, 2004 - 3:39 pm
Knock Knock Who's there? Vote for Vote for who? Vote for Bush 
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Rosie
Member
11-12-2003
| Tuesday, September 07, 2004 - 3:43 pm
What's as big as an elephant but doesn't weigh anything? Its shadow
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Jmm
Member
08-16-2002
| Tuesday, September 07, 2004 - 4:08 pm
How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree? By painting his toenails red.
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Vee
Member
02-23-2004
| Tuesday, September 07, 2004 - 5:15 pm
What's red, has bumps, and rides on the prairie? The lone raspberry. (Why have I remembered that one for over forty years? 
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Danas15146
Member
03-31-2004
| Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 5:18 am
My son's favorite: Where do cows come from? Moo York.
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Carrie92
Member
09-15-2003
| Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 11:17 am
Here's some that Scotty likes... Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell Station Knock-Knock Who's there? Cargo Cargo who Car go HONK HONK! (or beep beep or vroom vroom, lots of options there) Knock-Knock Who's there? Ila Ila who? Ila view! (I love you) Ok, this one isn't quite for kids, but it's funny to hear one tell it! (my cousin's 7 yr old told this one) How do you catch an elephant? First, you dig a big hole and fill it with ashes. Then, you put peas all around the hole. When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 11:23 am
Carrie, those top 2 are perfect for Ryan! He is a little young yet to "get" some of the other ones. Thanks to everyone who posted here! If you guys know any more super "easy" ones to get (like Carrie's top 2) please post them!! Thanks again to all who posted some here!
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Vee
Member
02-23-2004
| Friday, September 10, 2004 - 12:44 pm
Knock Knock. Who's there? Cat. Cat who? Cat you open the door meow?!
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