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The TVClubHouse: General Discussions: 2004 May - July: Free Expressions (ARCHIVES): Funny Daily Quotes: Archive through May 16, 2004 users admin

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Sanfranjoshfan
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09-17-2000

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 1:00 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"Nobody cares how beautiful the souffle' is if the appetizer was turds in a blanket."
--the late funny man, Bill McNeil

Rupertbear
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09-19-2003

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 1:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Lol lol lol...'turds in a blanket'? I'd be LONG gone ;)

Who is Bill McNeil, Josh?

Sanfranjoshfan
Member

09-17-2000

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 1:38 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Oops! I credited that quote to the character he played on the sitcom "Newsradio"....his real name was Phil Hartman. (I never can remember his name....and when he made that statement in character on that old sitcom, I just wrote it down as a quote of his fictional character!)

Sorry for the error!

http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-3166

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 3:48 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Oh, I loved Phil Hartman, Josh.

To me, he was the most talented person to ever emerge from SNL.

I didn't remember his characters name but I never missed an episode of Newsradio.

I knew he was Canadian but didn't realize he was from Brantford, that's only about three hours from here.

And how tragic that he died the way he did. They say he was thinking of leaving his wife....it's too bad he didn't. :-(


Fruitbat
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08-07-2000

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 4:02 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Sanfran.....Jack Nicholson quote is stellar.

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 4:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx

Fruitbat
Member

08-07-2000

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 4:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Don't be so humble, you are not that great.

Golda Meir, to a visiting diplomat.

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 4:24 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Benjamin Franklin


Sanfranjoshfan
Member

09-17-2000

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 4:32 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend: and inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
-- Groucho Marx

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 4:47 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Rofl...that man was gifted! :-)

Herckleperckle
Member

11-20-2003

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 5:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."

Jimmy Durante

Herckleperckle
Member

11-20-2003

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 5:13 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."

Louis Armstrong

Herckleperckle
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11-20-2003

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 5:16 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Ok, no offense to grandparents, but this is a riot:

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."

Jim Carey

Sanfranjoshfan
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09-17-2000

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 6:30 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"If you hook up an EEG machine and jiggle the jello,
 it has the same frequency as the human brain."
    - Lynne Belluscio (Curator, Jell-O Museum)

Herckleperckle
Member

11-20-2003

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 6:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.

Maurice Chevalier (1888 - 1972)

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 3:48 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Ah mais oui!

J'adore Maurice ;)

That old guy was great! :-)

Zank Heavans for leetle girls...

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 9:29 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps." - Emo Phillips

Lumbele
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07-12-2002

Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 9:40 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
That's great, you guys kept this thread moving!

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie (1890-1976)

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 9:44 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Lumbele!! We missed ya sweetie :-)

Good to see ya back (((hug)))

Sanfranjoshfan
Member

09-17-2000

Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 9:50 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"What fresh hell is this?"

  -Dorothy Parker (said to be used as her telephone greeting)

(The Emo Phillips quote above reminded me of this one...)

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 9:51 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I love it! Gotta love Dorothy Parker.

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 9:53 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

Ophiliasgrandma
Member

09-04-2001

Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 10:23 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
RB, that is one that I quote all the time. I get so tired of people who whimper and whine about every little thing.

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 11:43 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I really like it too, O'Gram.

Abe was pretty smart. :-)


Herckleperckle
Member

11-20-2003

Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 11:55 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Okay, Ophiliasgrandma, here's one about whining:

"Magnetism is one of the six fundamental forces of the universe, with the other five being gravity, duct tape, whining, remote control, and the force that pulls dogs toward the groins of strangers."

Dave Barry