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Herckleperckle
Member
11-20-2003
| Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 12:01 pm
I loved the Dorothy Parker one, SanFran. When I'm 80 and go to live in a cabin in the Maine woods (can you tell I like solitude?) I think I'll put that on my answering machine.
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Herckleperckle
Member
11-20-2003
| Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 12:23 pm
"I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs." Nancy Reagan, former First Lady
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Herckleperckle
Member
11-20-2003
| Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 12:25 pm
"I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have had nothing to play with." Rodney Dangerfield
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Herckleperckle
Member
11-20-2003
| Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 12:28 pm
Last one for today: "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 12:53 pm
"Of course I did, Dahling.....do you think I always smell like this?" (supposedly uttered by Tallulah Bankhead when she was asked if she had just farted in an elevator!) LOL
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 1:00 pm
LOL! I love these
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 1:18 pm
"I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder." - Craig Charles
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Herckleperckle
Member
11-20-2003
| Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 3:55 pm
Ok, sorry, couldn't resist. A friend just sent me this: "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Chris Rock
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 7:36 pm
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Albert Einstein
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 9:29 pm
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. --Albert Einstein
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Herckleperckle
Member
11-20-2003
| Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 10:40 pm
Loved those, RB and SanFran! "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." A. Whitney Brown
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Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Monday, May 17, 2004 - 9:41 am
Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil! Golda Meir (1898-1978)
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Monday, May 17, 2004 - 9:50 am
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?" - Art Hoppe
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Monday, May 17, 2004 - 10:13 am
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you." --Rita Mae Brown
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Monday, May 17, 2004 - 10:47 am
LMAO! Oh too funny!
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 12:40 pm
"I'd hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone. But they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 2:22 pm
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. Anonymous
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Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 2:35 pm
Every speaker has a mouth. An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. Robert Order
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 2:49 pm
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Author Unknown
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Wednesday, May 19, 2004 - 12:36 pm
"If at first you don't succeed.....so much for skydiving." - Henny Youngman
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Herckleperckle
Member
11-20-2003
| Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 8:06 am
"Lawyers, I suppose, were children once." Charles Lamb (1775-1834)
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 9:00 am
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television." - Woody Allen
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 12:33 pm
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. Mahatma Gandhi
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Herckleperckle
Member
11-20-2003
| Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 1:54 pm
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have bought jewelry." Rita Rudner
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Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 3:30 pm
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. Oscar Levant (1906-1972)
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