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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 1:36 pm
"10 years after The Swan, one contestant realizes the plastic surgery wasn't going to last a lifetime."
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 8:09 pm
Once the Hooters craze died out, the chain became increasingly desperate to hire quality employees.
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 8:12 pm
Trish decided to keep waitressing, even though she was due to deliver the twins any day.
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Lkunkel
Member
10-29-2003
| Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 8:46 pm
After being accused of sexual discrimination, Hooters agreed to hire men who were at least C-cups.
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Lancecrossfire
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 9:30 pm
Body by Budweiser
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 11:00 am
"The 'jumbo' size of theatre popcorn is getting bigger every year!"
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Halfunit
Member
09-02-2001
| Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 11:04 am
"Movie Night At the Unit Household"
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 11:24 am
Inspector Clouseau goes under cover to catch his man.
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 11:47 am
Just for the record....the *real* story behind this picture is funny on it's own merit! (It was just kind of long for a thread focused on short and simple captionsZ.) In any case....sorry to go off-topic, but here's the real story: Competitive 'Eater' Sets Popcorn-Eating Challenge Link May 4, 3:24 pm ET NEW YORK (Reuters) - To mark the premiere on Tuesday of a film about his life as a competitive eater, Crazy Legs Conti is trying to eat his way out of a telephone booth-size structure filled with popcorn. Conti, 33, donned a diving mask and snorkel on Tuesday inside the lobby of the Manhattan movie theater that will show the film and lowered himself into a "popcorn sarcophagus," a wooden, windowed structure, to begin munching. He vowed to eat his way through the 50 cubic feet of salted, buttered popcorn in about eight hours, in time for the movie's premiere on Tuesday evening. Conti, who runs marathons and is built like a wrestler, is no neophyte to nibbling, having won the world oyster-eating championship. His dream is to defeat Japan's Takeru Kobayashi in the Fourth of July hot dog eating contest on New York's Coney Island, regarded as the Super Bowl of competitive eating. "This guy is completely genuine. He is taking every action he needs to make his dream a reality," the film's director, Chris Kenneally, said of Conti, who is from Massachusetts. The documentary, "Crazy Legs Conti: Zen and the Art of Competitive Eating," is part of the Tribeca Film Festival.
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 11:53 am
Great story Josh. I've seen Takeru Kobayashi in action. He blows me away. The guy must have a hollow leg or I swear he puts himself in to some type of Zen state, to win.
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 3:52 pm
Imagine Larry's surprise when he reached the bottom of his tub of popcorn. And, oh dear, I actually know who Takeru Kobayashi is. I have seen him in action. He is a young guy who weighs about 130 pounds. He can eat astonishing amounts of food.
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Babyruth
Member
07-19-2001
| Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 3:55 pm
"Come, on, throw just one more! I know I can catch at least ONE in my mouth!"
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 4:11 pm
Brad's new perm goes horribly awry.
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Bandit
Member
07-29-2001
| Thursday, May 06, 2004 - 8:19 am
LOL, Babyruth!
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Thursday, May 06, 2004 - 4:00 pm

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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Thursday, May 06, 2004 - 4:35 pm
"Cindy finally got a Malibu Barbie Dream House for her birthday....unfortunately she discovered that she couldn't open the little doors with her hooves."
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Thursday, May 06, 2004 - 4:59 pm
Lmao! 
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Thursday, May 06, 2004 - 5:40 pm
Are you a big horse lover? Then Equestrian Estate in Moravia Orchard is the place for you! Little did the prospective buyers know the sales pitch was meant literally.
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Thursday, May 06, 2004 - 5:59 pm
LOL...too funny!
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Friday, May 07, 2004 - 1:01 pm
"Members of the D.A.R. step into the 21st century...with ATTITUDE!"
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Auntiemike
Member
09-17-2001
| Friday, May 07, 2004 - 1:05 pm
The next Calendar Girls!
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Skootz
Member
07-23-2003
| Friday, May 07, 2004 - 4:11 pm
"I shouldn't of had that last milk bone"
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Friday, May 07, 2004 - 4:29 pm
Roflmao!!! No idea for a caption yet Skootz but yours is hilarious and the piccy...the little doggie is sooo cute! 
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Idolworship
Member
05-07-2003
| Friday, May 07, 2004 - 5:55 pm
Bob, the boneless bowser, artfully draped himself over the couch cushion--and prayed no one would notice the new wet spot.
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Friday, May 07, 2004 - 5:58 pm
Lmao...good one, Idol 
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