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Hippyt
Member
06-15-2001
| Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 10:03 pm
I sent you a private message San fran
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 10:38 pm
Serate, now that IS embarrassing!
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Carrie92
Member
09-15-2003
| Friday, May 28, 2004 - 1:04 am
Oh, SanFran, that is hilarious! Thanks for sharing it! Since you went "there", I'll go "there" too. Before DH and I were married, we spent a week one summer at a little cottage resort 2 skips from Lake Michigan. It was very cozy, and our first little vacation together, so we spent a lot of time indoors. One night, we were doing the horizontal lambada, and I was leading. Follow? Well, we were "in the moment", you know, when you're completely unaware of anything. I was breathing heavy and all that, when suddenly, a big stream of drool came from my mouth and landed in the middle of his chest! I was so shocked and embarrassed, and he thought it was so funny! I never drool! Not even in my sleep! Of course, now, he loves to share this story whenever possible!
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Friday, May 28, 2004 - 7:35 am
One night my boyfriend and I went to the local 'lover lane'(a park) we were in the back of his station wagon (long story short) clothes came off, I was on top, and all of a sudden a bright light lit up the car...it was a cop!!! He got on the loud speaker and said come out with your hands up!!! we scrambled to pull on some of our clothes, got out, the cop scolded us, ran our DL and my boyfriend had a warrant for unpaid parking tix!!!! The cop took him to jail! I had lied to my parents about my whereabouts so I couldn't drive his car to my house. I drove to my friend's house, banged on her window, parked his car at her house, she got out of bed and drove me home(20 yrs later we are still friends! lol) The worst part was the cop had a cop dog with him and he wouldn't stop smelling me!!!
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Zules
Member
08-21-2000
| Friday, May 28, 2004 - 7:40 am
OMG! You guys are cracking me up! Thanks for coming back and sharing SanFran! Okay, here's something that happened to me recently: I live in a condo building and we have storage rooms on each floor just outside the elevators. I had just come back from a weekend getaway and was undressing, unpacking, etc. when my friend calls to say he's down the street and stopping by. I figured I had enough time to get my stuff unpacked and my luggage back in the storage room before he came over so I wouldn't have to do it later. So I take my emptied piece of luggage and head out into the hallway toward the storage room when I hear the "ding!" of the elevator and out walks my friend Richard. I said "Hi!" He said "Gosh Zules, I wanted to see you, I just didn't think I was going to get to see this much of you." Yup, in my rush to get everything done, I forgot to get dressed. Looking down I realized that I was completely naked. Thankfully, none of my neighbors were out in the hallway!
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Denecee
Member
09-05-2002
| Friday, May 28, 2004 - 9:42 am
OMG! You guys are cracking me UP!!! Carrie, I have to give you the award for making me laugh the hardest. I thought you were going to say your dog was drooling on you but then....Oh man I can't quit laughing!!!! Reminds me though, our dog wakes us up every Sat & Sun morn to go on his walk. Sometimes he waits patiently while we finish our LM(love making) but we have to tell him to quit looking!
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Carrie92
Member
09-15-2003
| Friday, May 28, 2004 - 10:23 am
LOL! These stories always remind me of things that have happened to me! Pamy, that happened to me too, no one got arrested though and the cop thought it was amusing. Glad to put a smile on your face, Denecee! 
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Babyruth
Member
07-19-2001
| Friday, May 28, 2004 - 10:48 am
Great stories! SanFran, yours in particular had me laughing out loud, and then giggling to myself hours later just thinking about it. Not just because of the humor in the situation, but because the way you write is just wonderful! Thanks for the smiles!
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Rache
Member
05-20-2004
| Friday, May 28, 2004 - 12:03 pm
I think these threads are bringing us closer. I am glad I started it. Getting to know you guys, the real you, is just wonderful.
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Rache
Member
05-20-2004
| Friday, May 28, 2004 - 12:04 pm
Oh sanfran, when you said it was a doozy, I never expected that! This is great. I love this thread. We are getting to know the REAL people on TVCH
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Marysafan
Member
08-07-2000
| Friday, May 28, 2004 - 1:34 pm
I've had so many embarrasing moments, not one stands out as being more embarrassing than the rest, but I can still remember the one that my mother will never forget! (I may have told this story before, if so I apologize). In the early 1960's, my brother Doug went on a little league baseball trip to see a major league game. One morning while they were at a pancake house having breakfast with a couple of the coaches, someone recognized Willie Mays. After Mr. Mays had finished eating and was about to leave the coaches approached him and asked if he would pose for a picture with my brother and one other boy. The coach then had the picture framed and gave it to my parents. My parents were so proud of this picture that they should it to everyone who came to our house. We other siblings began to roll our eyes whenever some poor unsuspecting visitor graced our doorstep. The Fuller Brush man learned to use the picture to his advantage, "Yes, Mrs L., I have seen the picture of your son with Willie Mays, but I would love to see it again!!" At about this time, a new SAC Air Force base was being built in the area. This was not going over well with the locals who were not at all pleased with all these "outsiders" coming into the community. One day my mother was downtown shopping with my three year old brother in tow. My mother was casually walking down Main Street doing some window shopping when my little brother grabbed her coat and shouted. My mother swears time slowed down to a crawl. As she looked up, she saw a young black airman approaching. Let's just say, if he wasn't the first young black man to step foot in this remote little town, he was among one of the first. She notices my little brother with big eyes, mouth wide open, and his arm extended in a full point. She also notices the young man. He is obviously uncomfortable. She could see the tension in his face, and she noticed the tightness in his jaw. His eyes were wide and he was braced for the verbal assault he thought was coming. Not being able to stop him, my brother shouted out..."Look, MA! It's Willie Mays!!!!" My mother was mortified beyond belief, but when she looked up, she noticed that the young man's expression had changed and he was laughing. She offered him her most sincere apology, and he replied..."That's all right ma'am. I consider that an honor. Believe me, I have been called much worse." If one could die of embarrassment, my mother swears she would have that day.
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Sherrie
Member
11-23-2003
| Friday, May 28, 2004 - 6:25 pm
Oh Mary! I just love the way you tell a story!! I am on the floor right now!!! You have the knack!!!
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Kristylovesbb
Member
09-14-2000
| Saturday, May 29, 2004 - 6:43 am
When I was young I had a crush on the neighbor boy. His family and my family always went to the same beach every year for the week of the 4th of July. Well one year he asked me to ride this dangerous looking ride with him when our parents took us to the pavillion. Having that crush for some time without him even giving me a second look outweighed my fear of the ride so I got on it with him. Everyone knew I was a fraddy cat when it came to rides, I NEVER rode them. Well, when that thing cranked up and lifted off the ground I let it roll. I peed all over myself and him to. When it was over he looked at me and said "how did we get all wet"! Our mothers were standing at the entrance to the ride and the guy tells his mom we got wet. Both my mom and his mom started laughing. I was mortified and he keep looking perplexed as to how he got wet.
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Jbean
Member
01-05-2002
| Saturday, May 29, 2004 - 8:06 am
mine happened just 2 short years ago. a lot of you know, i like to go out and have a good time. well, this was right around the time that i started going out quite a bit. it was on labor day weekend, saturday night to be exact. before, my friend and i had always gone out on thursday night for ladies night, and both had to be at work on the next friday morning. so i decided i was going to take full advantage of the fact that i didn't have to be up early the next day. the early-bird special (before 9pm) is buy one get one free. well, really wanting to do it up, i got long island iced teas. they are in tall glasses, too, not short ones. keep in mind, we have only been going out like this for a couple of months, so i wasn't quite as used to drinking as i am now, and the tea had quite an effect on me. i am not much of a dancer, but the tea was strong enough to make me feel like i could dance (go white girl) lol! anyway, we go out to the floor, and after the attempted dancing, we are walking off the floor, and there is a slight step from the dance floor back to the bar floor...yep, you guessed it, i fell on my ass! i was so incapicitated that i couldn't get up without help! OMG! i was mortified. i think everyone else got a kick out of it though. after we left the bar, my friend took me to breakfast and made sure that i was ok to drive. (this was many hours later needless to say). oy, i never forget that step anymore, to say the least. 
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Texasdeb
Member
05-23-2003
| Sunday, May 30, 2004 - 3:53 pm
I, too had a Sanfranjoshfan experience back in Nov. 1975. I was only 18 & in love. My X-Hub. & I were going from my home in OK to his family's Thanksgiving get to gether in middle TX. Well, 1/2 way there passion got the best of us & I was into my "Monica Lewensky" thing when a bunch of CB truckin friends must have got this news. I remember about 5 dif. trucks going around us on the interstate & honking.
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Sunday, May 30, 2004 - 6:24 pm
Gee, Texasdeb, it couldn't have been too embarrassing if you didn't stop after the first....or second.....or third.....or fourth truck! LOL
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Texasdeb
Member
05-23-2003
| Monday, May 31, 2004 - 10:34 am
Oh, trust me...I wasn't about to stop - they didn't know me from Adam. I think they were just jealous. I bet those truckers see alot of x rated stuff.
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Bakerygirl
Member
11-03-2002
| Monday, May 31, 2004 - 11:30 am
On my honeymoon 3 years ago my DH and I were in our room. It was a bed and breakfast and it had two rooms in one building. So there was a door right by ours. Anyway, there was also a hot tub, which was right by the door. We were in the middle of some x rated stuff and this girl just walks on in. We all stop (seemed like minutes)and she says, oops wrong room and walks out. I have never been so embarrassed. We still had 3 days left there and the whole time I didn't want to leave the room afraid I would see her. I'm sure she had a good time telling the story. Needless to say it ruined the moment, but we got a good laugh out of it later. We have also learned to always lock the door.
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Monday, May 31, 2004 - 12:48 pm
LOL. I would have said 'honey, how do you like your wedding gift?' LOL
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Rache
Member
05-20-2004
| Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 8:35 pm
I'll bet she was way more embarrassed than you!
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Kaili
Member
08-31-2000
| Thursday, June 03, 2004 - 1:44 pm
I don't have anything embarrassing really. I mean, it's me- other people would probably be embarrassed about some stuff I've done but I don't care that much to get embarrassed usually. If I don't remember it now, it must not have been that bad. I have a funny story though. If I did it now, yeah I'd be embarrassed for myself but I was only 7 and I was a DORKY little kid. We were having a family reunion at a campground in Idaho and all the other families had made up these skits for their kids to perform for everyone in front of the fire. Our family (being my mom, auny, and two cousins) isn't "like that"- we just pretty much showed up. For my mom and aunt, I think it was pure entertainment. Well, everyone starts kind of looking at us- the dirty hippy family - and my cousins told me that they had an idea. Okay- they were 10 and 11. We're all very close but boy were they good at getting me to do dumb things when I was a kid. There was just enough of an age difference that they understood what they were making me do and I didn't. They tell me to start marching around the fire saying "My name is Kaili and I am a nerd". Yep, I did it. Around and around I went. It was a big fire too. I was marching, literally marching. Too funny. See why it would be pretty weird if I did that now? LOL It's an embarrassing kid story but not like something that bothers me or still makes me blush. Teehee 
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