Author |
Message |
Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Sunday, June 06, 2004 - 7:33 am
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)
|
Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Sunday, June 06, 2004 - 8:24 am
"I've learned in Washington, that that's the only place where sound travels faster than light." - December 12, 1983 Ronald Reagan
|
Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Monday, June 07, 2004 - 8:27 am
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. (Intentions) Oscar Wilde
|
Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Monday, June 07, 2004 - 1:58 pm
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. Milton Berle (1908-2002)
|
Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Monday, June 07, 2004 - 4:24 pm
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. --Erma Bombeck
|
Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Tuesday, June 08, 2004 - 9:32 am
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. Rita Rudner (1956-)
|
Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Tuesday, June 08, 2004 - 9:44 am
Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy. --Gary Busey
|
Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Tuesday, June 08, 2004 - 4:01 pm
I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs. --Nancy Reagan, former First Lady
|
Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 11:21 am
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. --David Letterman
|
Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 2:30 pm
Man has will, but woman has her way. Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 - 1894)
|
Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 9:31 am
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. --Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
|
Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 9:44 am
"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face." - Jack Handey gotta love those deep thoughts!
|
Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 2:16 pm
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
|
Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Friday, June 11, 2004 - 7:24 am
No man is an Ireland. --Chicago Mayor Richard Daley
|
Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Saturday, June 12, 2004 - 9:21 am
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger --Franklin P. Jones
|
Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Sunday, June 13, 2004 - 9:09 am
When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress! --Unknown
|
Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Monday, June 14, 2004 - 11:41 am
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
|
Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Monday, June 14, 2004 - 11:58 am
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. e e cummings (1894 - 1962)
|
Rache
Member
05-20-2004
| Monday, June 14, 2004 - 1:30 pm
Teacher to student: "Yes, a picture is worth a thousand words, but half a picture is not worth a 500 word Essay!" (it may not be a quote, exactly, but I thought it was dang funny)
|
Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Tuesday, June 15, 2004 - 3:01 pm
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. Bob Hope.
|
Mak1
Member
08-12-2002
| Wednesday, June 16, 2004 - 4:03 am
Happiness is like a cat. If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you. It will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing up against your legs and jumping into your lap. - William Bennett
|
Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Wednesday, June 16, 2004 - 12:22 pm
"Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement." ~Unknown
|
Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, June 16, 2004 - 12:48 pm
The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. (The Importance of Being Earnest) Oscar Wilde
|
Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Thursday, June 17, 2004 - 8:01 am
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. -Ambrose Bierce
|
Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Friday, June 18, 2004 - 9:21 am
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. --George Bernard Shaw
|