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Babyruth
Member
07-19-2001
| Saturday, June 19, 2004 - 4:15 pm
LOL. Seems like a perfect successor!
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Saturday, June 19, 2004 - 4:24 pm
ROFLMAO! I'm gonna have nightmares about a headless chicken tonight, 'cos of you! 
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Wargod
Member
07-16-2001
| Sunday, June 20, 2004 - 12:04 am
LOL, that just helps so much with my fear of birds!
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Sunday, June 20, 2004 - 10:52 am
Lenny Kravitz says he's happy Courtney Love is his neighbour - because she runs around naked. Kravitz told Ratethemusic.com that Courtney was an "exciting neighbour to have". He continued: "You open the elevator and she's naked in there. The doorman will say: "She was naked, running through the lobby". "It's great, you know? Adds a little excitement to the building. She's a sweetheart. "She's got her stuff, but when you sit and just talk with her, there's a very intelligent, beautiful person inside of there."
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Essence
Member
01-12-2002
| Friday, June 25, 2004 - 9:35 am
Judge Suspected of Masturbating in Court Thu Jun 24, 4:14 PM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo! OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - An Oklahoma state judge frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session, charges a petition by the state's attorney general seeking his removal. Oklahoma Attorney General Drew Edmondson filed the petition on Wednesday with state judicial authorities seeking the ouster of Sapulpa District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, for "conduct constituting an offense involving moral turpitude in violation of the Oklahoma Constitution," Edmondson's spokesman said on Thursday. The judge flatly denies the charges made in the petition, his lawyer, Clark Brewster, said on Thursday. He said the judge received a penis pump for his 50th birthday as a gag gift, which became a source of a running joke in the courthouse. "The allegations are bizarre and preposterous," Brewster said. "Recently, some members of local law enforcement that are upset with a number of his rulings, used this situation to embarrass and attack him." The judge, who was first elected to the bench more than 20 years ago in the state's nonpartisan judicial elections, is based about 80 miles northeast of Oklahoma City. In the petition, the attorney general charged Thompson used a penis pump, a device billed as providing sexual pleasure and promising better erections and larger penis size, during trials and exposed himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench. "On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads. Several witnesses, including jurors in Thompson's court and police officers called to testify in trials, said in the petition they heard the "swooshing" sound of a penis pump during trials and saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows on his knees, working the device. The witnesses said the pump sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up. According to the petition, Thompson admitted he had a penis pump under the bench during a murder trial but he told investigators it was a gag gift from a friend. The petition also charges Thompson with firing his former court reporter after she cooperated with investigators. yahoo news Here is the link to the Smoking Gun report: Smoking Gun
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Friday, June 25, 2004 - 1:19 pm
Roflmao.....Essence, I dunno which side to believe! Either this judge is totally whacked (lol, no pun intended) or the rest of them are, to charge such spurious allegations on the bench (or behind or under!)
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Texannie
Member
07-16-2001
| Saturday, June 26, 2004 - 8:07 pm
Not really news, but is making news so I am posting this here. What some people won't do for a date! LOL http://www.marryblaire.com/
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Saturday, June 26, 2004 - 8:09 pm
Yikes....some people have no shame! lol ;)
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Sunday, June 27, 2004 - 7:55 am
Son repays dad 34 years on A man who sold his prized Jaguar to buy a pram for his baby son in 1970, has been repaid with a new car on his 60th birthday. Allan Collins, from South Wales, had to give up his car 34 years ago when baby Allan arrived. But now his son, also Allan, has repaid his father by handing him the keys to a £20,000 S-type, three-litre automatic Jaguar, says the Daily Express. Mr Collins senior said: "It's my dream car and the best present I've ever had. I never wanted to part with my jaguar all those years ago but I decided having a pram was more important." Allan junior, himself a father of two, said: "It was hard keeping the surprise, but it was worth it to see his face."
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Sunday, June 27, 2004 - 1:58 pm
FingerWhisper The human hand as part of the receiver The FingerWhisper currently being developed at the NTT DoCoMo Yokosuka R&D center, in its quest for future communications possibilities, is a new kind of wearable telephone handset that utilizes the human hand as part of the receiver. Worn on the wrist, this watch-like terminal converts voice to vibration through an actuator and channels this vibration through the bones to the tip of the index finger. By inserting this finger into the ear canal, the vibration can be heard as voice. We call this process the bone conduction receiving mechanism. Since the microphone is located on the inner side of the wrist, the posture of the user's hand, when using the terminal, is the same as when using a cellular phone. Limits to miniaturizing existing interfaces Efforts toward developing the FingerWhisper began back in 1996. This line of research sprang to life when the limits of mobile phone miniaturization was reached after 20 years of drastic receiver shrinkage. In fact, the distance between the speaker and microphone is now shorter than the actual distance between the ear and mouth. Miniaturization beyond this point may reduce usability. The FingerWhisper concept was born when researchers began questioning whether it was feasible to use bone conduction to replace a part of the receiver with the human hand. FingerWhisper also presents an elegant solution to another dilemma: the number keys on mobile phones have reached the smallest dimensions practical for fingertip use. The FingerWhisper eliminates the need for buttons altogether by using an accelerometer to detect the tapping action of fingers. Combinations of the finger tapping sequence serve as Morse code-like commands such as "talk" or "hang up". Through a 5-stroke tapping sequence, approximately 30 commands can be issued. Toward an easy-to-use mobile interface for everyone FingerWhisper, using the bone conduction receiving mechanism, delivers the received voice clearly even in noisy environments and allows the user to speak in a lower volume of voice when compared with ordinary handsets. Its watch-like design makes it easy to wear and frees the user's hands when not in use. Furthermore, the advantages of a natural looking pose cannot be overly stressed. Earphone-microphones may be popular in the United States, but they never caught on in Japan. This is probably because people are reluctant to be seen as talking to themselves. Although no terminal is held, FingerWhisper usage conveys the impression of talking on a mobile phone, and alleviates any sense of discomfort. FingerWhisper's watch-like shape makes it easy-to-wear and the mobile phone-like hand posture enables natural operation. Thus, FingerWhisper potentially points the way to a world full of wearable interfaces. "Fulltime - wear" interfaces for realizing ubiquitous era The FingerWhisper as an interface for 24-hour use is an exciting prospect for the coming ubiquitous era. Currently, the concept of ubiquity lends itself to placing interfaces in the surrounding environment. The wearable terminal offers an alternative solution, with people carrying the interfaces and sensors themselves. Both approaches have the same objective: a world in which information is accessible anywhere, anytime. According to the prevailing concept of wearable computers, people would one day wear miniaturized CPUs. But now that continuous mobile connections have become available, this concept is obsolete. One need only wear interfaces and connect via mobile network to CPUs far away. From our standpoint, FingerWhisper is one of the new paradigms in ubiquitous computing
  
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Sunday, June 27, 2004 - 2:51 pm
Lol...Star Trek or "Jetson' stuff, SF ;)
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Monday, June 28, 2004 - 9:41 am
Voters Urged Not to Eat Their Ballots Jun 28, 12:03 pm ET VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - Canadians went to the polls in a federal election on Monday with a firm warning from election officials: Please do not eat your ballots. "Eating a ballot, not returning it or otherwise destroying or defacing it constitutes a serious breach of the Canada Elections Act," Elections Canada warns on its Internet site. The issue was of sufficient concern to warrant inclusion in the site's "Frequency asked Questions" section, above answers to such inquiries as "Why should I vote?" and "Am I registered?" Three Alberta men were charged with eating their paper ballots during Canada's last federal election, in 2000. The members of the Edible Ballot Society were protesting against what they said was a lack of real choice among candidates.
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 4:14 pm
Wife's cooking drove man to blow up kitchen A Romanian man faces charges after he tried to blow up his kitchen because his wife was such a lousy cook. Viorel Leahu, 41, from Todiresti, said he decided to punish his wife for her terrible food. He told police he had been inspired by watching Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, reports Natuional newspaper. He opened the gas tap and threw a lighter on the cooker. The explosion damaged the room and left him with an injured hand. Mr Leahu now faces up to three years in jail for destruction of property and putting his wife's life in danger.
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, June 30, 2004 - 8:19 am
Toymaker invents dream machine A Japanese toymaker claims to have invented a gadget that can help people control their dreams. Tokyo-based Takara Co says its Dream Workshop can be programmed to help sleepers choose who or what to dream about. In a study on a group of men and women aged 20 to 40, it had a success rate of 22% in inducing dreams in which one of the prompt words appeared, said the Yomiuri Shimbun. While preparing for bed, the user mounts a photograph on the device of who should appear in the dream, selects music appropriate to the mood and records word prompts, such as a name. Placed near the bedside, the Dream Workshop emits a special white light, relaxing music and a fragrance to help the person nod off. Later, it plays back the recorded word prompts, timed to coincide with the part of the sleep cycle when dreams most often occur. It even helps coax the sleeper gently out of sleep with more light and music so the dreams are not forgotten. Takara spokeswoman Mayuko Hasumi says the Dream Workshop will go on sale in Japan in August for about £110.
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Thursday, July 01, 2004 - 7:23 am
Woman finds drunken burglar wearing her clothes A Florida female student came home to find a drunken burglar in her apartment - wearing her clothes. Theresa Hall found the man passed out in her laundry room, according to a Local 6 News report. The University of South Florida student had arrived home to find her living room and kitchen trashed. After she called police, she searched the house and discovered the man passed out in her utility room. She said: "He had gotten into all kinds of food in my refrigerator, drank half my liquor, made himself at home and pulled things out of my underwear drawer, and every box of stuff that I have, and went through everything I own." Hall barricaded the room and locked the man inside, while she waited for police. The man was arrested and faces charges.
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Friday, July 02, 2004 - 11:33 am
Kindergarten for men, so women shop in peace A German bar has come up with the perfect answer for women who like to shop in peace without the stress of moaning partners - a kindergarten for men. For a mere $11.80 a woman can dump her husband at the Noxbar in downtown Hamburg, while she can get on with her shopping. The woman can shop till she drops in the city's attractive boutiques, while her man is kept fully occupied and amused at the play pen for grown ups. The men are given a name badge and treated to a hot meal, two beers, televised football and games. Two trained 'nurses' are on hand to look after them. There are also plans in the pipeline to introduce miniature car racing. The 'Maennergarten' has proved a big hit in Hamburg and could be the start of a whole new movement across Germany and the rest of the world, to take the stress out of shopping for both sexes. Demand was very brisk in the first week of opening, no less than 27 women got rid of their partners there on Saturday. They are allowed leave the men there until 6 pm before collecting them to help carry the shopping home. The idea for the men's crèche came from a female customer who was too stressed shopping with her husband and wanted a way to shop in peace. (p.s. a 'crèche' is what we call a nursery or kindergarten)
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Saturday, July 03, 2004 - 3:12 pm
Spike Milligan's last laugh - I told you I was ill Even in death Irish comic genius Spike Milligan managed to have the last laugh. Two years after his death at his home in Sussex, England, the creator of "The Goon Show" has finally got the epitaph he wanted. A headstone bearing the words "I told you I was ill" has been erected above his grave at St. Thomas's Church in Winchelsea, East Sussex. Sadly for more than two years after his death at the age of 83, the funny man's grave had no gravestone, and was marked only with flowers and a small statue. Problems arose after his family had been unable to agree on a headstone. Now his epitaph has finally been added to a Celtic cross above his grave. The monument carries the inscription in Gaelic - Milligan was an Irish citizen, though he was born in India and lived most of his life in England. The Irish text his family finally settled on - "Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite" or "I told you I was ill" - got the approval of the Chichester Diocese. Bill Horsman, chairman of the Goon Show Preservation Society, welcomed the news of the headstone going up as "marvellous". He admitted they had been very concerned for some time about the situation. He said it was sad to see that the grave was in such a state, but there were very sensitive family problems involved and they simply could not get involved. Dubbed the "godfather of alternative comedy" by Eddie Izzard, the gifted comedian suffered bipolar disorder - or manic depression - all his life. He once tried to kill Peter Sellers, but they remained friends despite this. Regarded as the father of British comedy, he devised and wrote the famous "Goon Show" for BBC radio in which he starred with Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe in the 1950s. Its anarchic and often surreal humor inspired later television shows like "Monty Python's Flying Circus." One of Spike's most noted fans was The Prince of Wales. Even he wasn't spared his irreverent wit and Milligan caused a stir when he called him a "little grovelling " on television in 1994. Spike later sent a fax to the prince, saying "I suppose a knighthood is out of the question now?" Spike was finally awarded his knighthood in 2000 - it was an honorary one because of his Irish citizenship. Among the books he wrote were: "Puckoon," "Silly Verse for Kids," "Adolf Hitler: My Part in his Downfall" and "Depression and How to Survive It" (with Professor Anthony Clare). Milligan Quotations: "When I look back, the fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It is of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts." "I can't see the sense in it [his honorary CBE] really. It makes me a Commander of the British Empire. They might as well make me a Commander of Milton Keynes - at least that exists." "I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge." "Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy." "My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic." "It's the nature of who you are. You will see sunsets in a special way, you will see life in a special way. The Milligans are like Arab racehorses. We'll kick the stable to pieces, but we'll always win the race [on his bouts of depression]"
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Rupertbear
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09-19-2003
| Sunday, July 04, 2004 - 8:47 am
Doomed Venice will disappear in 100 years Venice will "almost certainly" be uninhabitable by 2100 because of rising water levels and flooding, a meeting of international scientists in Cambridge, England, was warned. The famed Italian city, built on 118 sea islets and joined by 400 bridges, may not be around in another 100 years. For Venice, which rests on millions of wooden piles pounded into marshy ground, is gradually sinking into the water. A four-day conference organised by the Venice in Peril Fund to find a way to rescue the city was told that its population has fallen from 150,000 in the 1950s to 58,000 today. After spending a morning on the river Cam in gondolas and punts, more than 100 scientists started their meeting which is due to hear from two British about their knowledge of the Thames Barrier. The conference comes at a time when St Mark's Square in Venice is being flooded about 100 times each year, compared with 10 times in 1900. The city is 23 centimetres further under water than it was 100 years ago. Rising water levels in the lagoon account for 10cm of the total and 13cm come from subsidence. Nicky Baly, the development director of Venice in Peril, founded after the 1966 Venice flood by a former British ambassador to Italy, said: "We can keep on paying to restore Venetian buildings, but what if the city is no longer there for our grandchildren? If Venice is to continue to survive, solutions are required, fast." The charity, which has donated millions to the upkeep of buildings, warned that Venice remains as "undefended" as it was in 1966 when the entire city was flooded.
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Sunday, July 04, 2004 - 8:57 pm
Estonians Wife-Carrying Champions for Seventh Year Jul 4, 10:13 am ET By Daniel Frykholm SONKAJARVI, Finland (Reuters) - Two Estonian students clinched the country's seventh straight wife-carrying world championship on Saturday, winning the "wife's" weight in beer and a sauna. Using the "Estonian Carry," where the woman clamps her thighs to the sides of the man's face while hanging upside down on his back, Madis Uusorg carried Inga Klauso 830 feet through a pool and over hurdles in just over a minute. Uusorg, 20, claimed there was no secret to their victory. "I just tried to run and not think about anything," he said. "Madis is very good at carrying women. I didn't have to do anything," his friend Klauso, 19, said. Contestants do not have to be married. The race has its roots in local legend, according to which it was common in the late 19th century to steal women from the neighboring villages. It is also based on the story of Ronkainen the Robber, who made aspiring gang members prove their worth by carrying sacks of rye along a challenging track. The competition in the remote central Finnish village of Sonkajarvi, which lies deep in forest and a few hours' drive from the Arctic Circle, drew 18 couples from as far away as Canada, England and Ireland, and around 7,000 spectators. "The only training we've done is run around the hotel room this morning, but at least we'll be the best in Britain," said Ian Walker, a doctor of psychology from Bath. "(England) lost the football, lost the tennis, so this is all we have now!" ------------------------------------------------------ People are SO weird! LOL As for this line: "...winning the "wife's" weight in beer and a sauna."....it appears that the fatter the wife, the drunker the winner of the competition will be! 
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Monday, July 05, 2004 - 9:24 am
Jesus actor mistaken for the real deal James Caviezel has been swamped with requests to perform miracles by Mexican fans who believe he really is Jesus Christ. The 35-year-old actor, who played Jesus in Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ, was on a one-week tour of the east Mexican state of Veracruz. According to Mexican newspaper Reforma, dozens of residents from villages throughout the state, one of the poorest in the country, asked Caviezel to heal the sick and perform other miracles as he passed through. The actor, who is himself a strict Catholic, said: "The belief of these people really moved me. "It was a shock for me to see how they came up to me to ask for my help. I had to explain to them that I was only an actor, and wasn't really the son of God." Mexico has the biggest population of Catholics in the world after Brazil and has been visited by the Pope five times.
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Rupertbear
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09-19-2003
| Tuesday, July 06, 2004 - 4:38 pm
Strawberry-flavoured bananas A US firm is planning to market strawberry-flavoured bananas. Chiquita International is planning a range of new flavours because it reckons bananas are becoming boring. It hopes the new range will command premium prices and draw in a new range of customers, reports Sky News. The firm is refusing to say how the bananas will be changed, only that they will not be genetically modified. Chief executive Fernando Aguirre said: "I have seen about eight and tasted four or five different types. "Now we need to find out from consumers if this is relevant and whether it is something they would like to see and be willing to pay for." The Cincinatti-based company plans to test the new, fruity flavours in Europe and America during the next year.
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Rupertbear
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09-19-2003
| Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 9:00 am
Motorist takes revenge on speed camera A driver caught out by a speed camera pulled over, broke it open and stole the film. Police say the motorist destroyed the £33,000 camera on the A420 near Longcot, Oxfordshire. The Gatso was forced open and the film and camera stolen. It means other speeding drivers caught by the camera will also escape fines. A Thames Valley Police spokesman told the Sun: "It's all because someone wanted to avoid a £60 fine."
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Friday, July 09, 2004 - 4:58 pm
Love costs students dear Education authorities in India have expelled two student lovers after the man dressed as an old woman to enter his girlfriend's hostel. Moloy Mondal put on a sari and blouse and pretended to be the aunt of his girlfriend Chhaya Mondal to gain access to the girls' hostel, reports the Hindustan Times. But the post-graduate from Presidency College, Calcutta was "caught" after a cobbler, who had his shop outside the hostel, heard the lovers and told the matron. The matron, followed by other students, burst into the room to find Mondal sitting on the floor with his shirt and trousers showing through the folds of his sari. The inspector of colleges held the lovers guilty of a "serious kind of offence" after a six month investigation and ordered the college to expel the students.
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Foxxie314
Member
04-09-2004
| Saturday, July 10, 2004 - 12:44 am
Police Mistake Sculptures for Dead Bodies JOSEPH, Ore. (July 7) - Dannie Eaves got busted for hauling some busts. Eaves, an employee at Joseph Bronze in Joseph, Ore., had six busts in his pickup truck Wednesday when several motorists mistook the Nebraska-bound sculptures for dead bodies and called the police. "I was going down the freeway and a sheriff pulled up behind me," Eaves said of last Wednesday's incident. Eaves was asked to step to the back of the truck. The officers found a life-sized sculpture of a firefighter in the truck bed. Three shoulder-sized busts of former governors were in the truck's cab, a fourth was placed on the floor boards and a fifth was with the firefighter sculpture. "I explained to him they were statues," Eaves said. "We all had a good laugh. I bet they were really relieved." The rest of the trip to Evanston, Wyo., about 650 miles from Joseph, Ore., was uneventful, Eaves said. The sculptures were relayed by another person with a canopied truck the rest of the way to Nebraska. 07/07/04 07:36 EDT
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Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Sunday, July 11, 2004 - 3:13 am
Penis explodes during sex Link Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend. Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood. Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst." [etc.]
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Buggles
Member
09-07-2002
| Sunday, July 11, 2004 - 4:05 am
Oh my... NOT telling hubby about this one!!  
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Monday, July 12, 2004 - 10:34 pm
Fire-walkers treated for burns Twenty-eight people have been treated for burns during a fire-walking event in New Zealand. Eleven of the 28 were taken to hospital in Dunedin where they were treated for superficial burns and blistering. They were among 341 people who thought they were creating a new world record for fire-walking. But a spokeswoman for Guinness said the fire-walking record is judged on distance, and not on numbers taking part. The event was run by the New Zealand International Science Festival as a fund-raiser for the Order of St John, says the Stuff website. A spokeswoman for the Order said people had a free will and could decide whether or not to walk across the coals. Festival director Emma Ramsay Brown said: "We certainly didn't want to cause any pain for people".
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Foxxie314
Member
04-09-2004
| Wednesday, July 14, 2004 - 3:04 am
Man Accused of Stealing Boy's Socks COLUMBUS, Ohio (July 8) - A man accused of grabbing a 9-year-old boy, carrying him behind a Kroger store and stealing his socks has been arrested on kidnapping and robbery charges. Maurice C. Teague told officers he has more than 500 pairs of children's socks. Investigating officers said they couldn't confirm the number but said they found "a lot" of socks at Teague's home, police spokeswoman Sherry Mercurio said on Tuesday. Police said Teague, 28, accosted the boy Friday evening and dropped a piece of identification as he fled. They arrested him at his home on Sunday, Mercurio said. He's jailed on $75,000 bond. "It's odd, obviously - someone going after little boys' socks," Detective Guy Patete said. Police said the child was on his way home from the grocery around 6:30 p.m. when Teague asked to buy his socks for $5. The boy refused again when Teague offered him $10, and Teague picked him up, ran behind the store and pulled the boy's shoes and socks off his feet. Police said the boy picked up Teague's identification and his mother called police. Teague, who has no criminal record, at first denied the account but then admitted grabbing the boy, police said. 07/08/04 07:21 EDT
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Thursday, July 22, 2004 - 2:41 pm
Link Bigger Breasts for Free: Join the Army Jul 22, 9:15 am ET NEW YORK (Reuters) - The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan "Be All You Can Be," but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime. The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free -- something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills. "Anyone wearing a uniform is eligible," Dr. Bob Lyons, chief of plastic surgery at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio told the magazine, which said soldiers needed the approval of their commanding officers to get the time off. Between 2000 and 2003, military doctors performed 496 breast enlargements and 1,361 liposuction surgeries on soldiers and their dependents, the magazine said. The magazine quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, "the surgeons have to have someone to practice on."
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Foxxie314
Member
04-09-2004
| Friday, July 23, 2004 - 10:36 pm
Nude Man Covered in Nacho Cheese Arrested MARYVILLE, Tenn. (July 19) - A man was arrested on his 23rd birthday after a police officer saw him nude and covered with nacho cheese from a pool snack bar. Michael P. Monn was arrested early Sunday in the parking lot outside the pool. An officer saw a nude man carrying a box of Frito Lay snacks and a container of nacho cheese run toward a Jeep in the lot and stopped him. "The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders," Maryville Police Department officer Scott Spicer reported. "The nude male had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent." Investigators said someone climbed an 8-foot fence, broke into the pool snack bar through a window, threw nacho cheese on a wall and scattered chips on the ground. About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho cheese were stolen. Monn was charged with burglary, theft of less than $500, vandalism less than $500 and public intoxication and was cited for indecent exposure. He was being held at the Blount County Jail in lieu of a $9,300 bond. 07/19/04 17:47 EDT
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