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Archive through May 28, 2004

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Rupertbear
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09-19-2003

Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 4:23 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Lol...good one, Lumbele.

Herckleperckle
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11-20-2003

Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 6:50 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"Put it back in the horse!"

H. Allen Smith (American humorist in the 30s-50s), after he drank his first American beer at a bar.

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 7:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written.
Oscar Wilde

Lumbele
Member

07-12-2002

Friday, May 21, 2004 - 9:06 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
Elvis Presley(1935-1977)


Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Friday, May 21, 2004 - 10:43 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"I don't care what anyone says about me as long as it isn't true." - Dorothy Parker

Rupertbear
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09-19-2003

Friday, May 21, 2004 - 10:57 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Saturday, May 22, 2004 - 3:47 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.
Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882 - 1945), radio address, October 26, 1939

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Saturday, May 22, 2004 - 3:48 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"The man who has no imagination, has no wings." - Muhammad Ali

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Monday, May 24, 2004 - 8:33 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"After thirty, a body has a mind of it's own." - Bette Midler

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Monday, May 24, 2004 - 2:43 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby (1937 - )

Rache
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05-20-2004

Monday, May 24, 2004 - 5:36 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly bear.

Rache
Member

05-20-2004

Monday, May 24, 2004 - 5:37 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Don't get mad at people who know more than you..
It isn't their fault.

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 6:32 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Stephen Wright

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 6:43 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
Jean Cocteau (1889 - 1963)

Sanfranjoshfan
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09-17-2000

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 9:07 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

                           ~Unknown

Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 9:18 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"I always wanted to be somebody but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 9:33 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
--Robert Frost



Rache
Member

05-20-2004

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 10:49 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Wild roses don't care where they grow

-Dolly Parton

Meridian
Member

09-23-2000

Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 5:53 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
If brains were leather, he couldn't saddle a flea.

Some of these Texas sayings are hysterical!
http://www.siskiyous.edu/class/engl12/TEXAS.htm

http://www.wisdomquotes.com/cat_texas.html




Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 11:13 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, I know I'm not dumb...but I also know I'm not blonde." - Dolly Parton

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 12:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
--Unknown



Rache
Member

05-20-2004

Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 12:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Hey meridian....
Love those texas quotes. I get a lot of mine out of the book "Don't squat with your spurs on...a guide to cowboy life"

Rache
Member

05-20-2004

Friday, May 28, 2004 - 12:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"Don't walk in the council of the ungodly"

Was in a book I read...

Lumbele
Member

07-12-2002

Friday, May 28, 2004 - 1:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
Unknown

Rache
Member

05-20-2004

Friday, May 28, 2004 - 1:11 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
ROTFLMAO @ Lumbele