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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 7:28 am
Nothing rude or sacrilegious...just plain ole funny! http://www.ship-of-fools.com/Features/Curses/Curses_body.html
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Carrie92
Member
09-15-2003
| Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 8:18 am
May you be kicked by an incontinent camel, O ye bull of Bashan! ROFL!
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 10:05 am
I'm a bear not a bull!
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 10:09 am
Harken, O thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs! Have anyone you'd like to tell that to Rb? Hmmmm? The funny thing is my dd's name is Elizabeth, my wild child, and my dear deceased MIL used to call her Beelzebub.
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 10:15 am
LMAO...how'd Elizabeth like that? My MIL once said of one of my sons, 'Isn't he a little pill?' I'd never ever heard of the expression before. Years went by and I heard that saying again but this time I knew when it was said that it meant "hard to swallow!" lol lol lol But Grammie loved them so I know she didn't mean it meanly....right? 
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 10:18 am
My MIL loved my dd's spunk. She actually seemed to show more favoritism towards her than to my ds who was the absolute sweetest boy around. Elizabeth got into everything and was sure things were supposed to go her way (not much different now LOL) and Justin was and is easy-going and loving and sweet. It was okay because my mom seemed a little closer to Justin so it evened out.
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Zachsmom
Member
07-13-2000
| Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 10:21 am
Listen, O thou of little faith, for you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap!
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 10:23 am
Yucckers....Zmom...I just got done finishing lunch!
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Zules
Member
08-21-2000
| Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 11:30 am
Woe unto thee, O thou lying Girgashite, for you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap!
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 11:32 am
Too funny Zules! They were real big on dung heaps in the olden days 
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Zules
Member
08-21-2000
| Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 11:53 am
And steaming at that!

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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 12:07 pm
Harken, thou armpit of Satan, for you will fall under a speeding chariot! ooooomygoodness! better buy some secret for the armpits of satan!
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 12:11 pm
Oh Zules!!!!! ROFLMAO! acccckkkk!!! Landi...ya better also be careful about looking both ways on the street....those chariots can be wicked fast! lol lol lol
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Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 12:34 pm
Staying in the dung spirit... Hear this, thou whose name is but dung, for you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon!
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 9:14 am
Listen, O thou breaker of the commandments, for you will be captured by Midianite maniacs! Um....I think THIS one was meant for one of YOUSE guys!!!
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 9:26 am
Is there something you are hiding from us , O breaker of Commandments? Hmmm?
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 9:36 am
LMAO! Not me missy...I'm innocent...just like I keep sayin'! 
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 9:37 am
P.S...what on earth is stinkin' up this thread???
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 11:15 am
it's not satan's armpits! i bought him some secret deodorant yesterday!
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 2:03 pm
Roflmao! Too funny, Landi!!! 
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Cindori
Member
07-25-2003
| Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 2:08 pm
Take heed, O ye relative of Herod, for you will beget difficult teenagers! Ack! My Mother was right!
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 3:22 pm

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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 3:34 pm

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Tess
Member
04-13-2001
| Sunday, June 13, 2004 - 7:58 pm
Take heed, O ye love-crazed Gittite, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath! so there!
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