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The TVClubHouse: General Discussions: 2004 May - July: Free Expressions (ARCHIVES): Funny Daily Quotes: Archive through May 15, 2004 users admin

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Lumbele
Member

07-12-2002

Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 10:42 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"I am not young enough to know everything."
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 1:20 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I LOVE Oscar Wilde, Lumbele!

You rock, that you started this fantastic thread with him. :-)

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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in 70 or 80 years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all.
Doris Lessing, O Magazine, October 2003







Herckleperckle
Member

11-20-2003

Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 2:32 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Neat idea, Lovely Lumbele!



Your opinion of others is apt to be their opinion of you.
B.C. Forbes

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To me--old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch



Rosie
Member

11-12-2003

Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 2:38 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Here's mine:

"I serve 3 meals.....frozen, microwave and take-out"

Stolen by Rosie (2004)

Carrie92
Member

09-15-2003

Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 3:53 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.

Henry David Thoreau

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 3:56 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I know I am going to LOVE this thread!

Fantastic quotes already.:-)

Lumbele
Member

07-12-2002

Monday, May 03, 2004 - 7:33 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Victor Borge (1909-2000)

Lumbele
Member

07-12-2002

Monday, May 03, 2004 - 7:41 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Glad you are all enjoying this thread. Humour and laughter are like air to me. They make good times even better and bad times more bearable.

Tishala
Member

08-01-2000

Monday, May 03, 2004 - 7:41 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
Dorothy Parker

Pamy
Member

01-02-2002

Monday, May 03, 2004 - 8:32 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
LOL I love these!!

DInner choices...Take it Leave it

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Monday, May 03, 2004 - 8:49 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Tallulah Bankhead

Lumbele
Member

07-12-2002

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 10:44 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns (1896-1996)


Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 1:35 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
Gilda Radner

Lumbele
Member

07-12-2002

Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 7:41 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Unknown


Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Friday, May 14, 2004 - 7:34 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
*Waiting for Lumbele to return*

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
Oscar Wilde

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Friday, May 14, 2004 - 7:39 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Woody Allen

Sanfranjoshfan
Member

09-17-2000

Friday, May 14, 2004 - 9:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"The problem with people who have no vices
is that generally you can be pretty sure they're
going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
                       -- Elizabeth Taylor

Twinkie
Member

09-24-2002

Friday, May 14, 2004 - 10:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
You're only as young as the one you feel.

Wayne Newton hehehe

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Friday, May 14, 2004 - 11:48 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

Stephen Wright

Legalboxer
Member

11-17-2003

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 11:07 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
In Jasmine, Saskatchewan, it is illegal for a cow to moo within 300 km of a private home.

Sanfranjoshfan
Member

09-17-2000

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 11:22 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*tch.
             -Jack Nicholson

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 11:44 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I love that one SFJ!

"I drink, therefore I am."
- WC Fields

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 12:50 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Lol...I love reading these...so good!

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Sir Winston Churchill

Another of my favs...ole Winnie. I was 9 & living in England when he died. It still sticks in my memory the public funeral he was accorded because he was such an important public figure.

Sanfranjoshfan
Member

09-17-2000

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 12:53 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
 Women might be able to fake orgasms,
 but men can fake whole relationships.
          -Sharon Stone

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 12:55 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Roflmao!