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The TVClubHouse: General Discussions: 2004 May - July: Analyze This: Online Quizzes (ARCHIVES): Biblical Curse Generator users admin

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Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 7:28 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Nothing rude or sacrilegious...just plain ole funny!

http://www.ship-of-fools.com/Features/Curses/Curses_body.html

Carrie92
Member

09-15-2003

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 8:18 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
May you be kicked by an incontinent camel, O ye bull of Bashan!

ROFL!

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 10:05 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I'm a bear not a bull!

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 10:09 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Harken, O thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs!

Have anyone you'd like to tell that to Rb? Hmmmm?

The funny thing is my dd's name is Elizabeth, my wild child, and my dear deceased MIL used to call her Beelzebub.

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 10:15 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
LMAO...how'd Elizabeth like that?

My MIL once said of one of my sons, 'Isn't he a little pill?'

I'd never ever heard of the expression before.

Years went by and I heard that saying again but this time I knew when it was said that it meant "hard to swallow!" lol lol lol

But Grammie loved them so I know she didn't mean it meanly....right?

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 10:18 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
My MIL loved my dd's spunk. She actually seemed to show more favoritism towards her than to my ds who was the absolute sweetest boy around. Elizabeth got into everything and was sure things were supposed to go her way (not much different now LOL) and Justin was and is easy-going and loving and sweet. It was okay because my mom seemed a little closer to Justin so it evened out.

Zachsmom
Member

07-13-2000

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 10:21 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Listen, O thou of little faith, for you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap!

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 10:23 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Yucckers....Zmom...I just got done finishing lunch!

Zules
Member

08-21-2000

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 11:30 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Woe unto thee, O thou lying Girgashite, for you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap!

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 11:32 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Too funny Zules!

They were real big on dung heaps in the olden days

Zules
Member

08-21-2000

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 11:53 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
And steaming at that!



Landi
Member

07-29-2002

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 12:07 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Harken, thou armpit of Satan, for you will fall under a speeding chariot!

ooooomygoodness! better buy some secret for the armpits of satan!


Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 12:11 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Oh Zules!!!!! ROFLMAO! acccckkkk!!!


Landi...ya better also be careful about looking both ways on the street....those chariots can be wicked fast! lol lol lol

Lumbele
Member

07-12-2002

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 12:34 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Staying in the dung spirit...
Hear this, thou whose name is but dung, for you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon!

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 9:14 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Listen, O thou breaker of the commandments, for you will be captured by Midianite maniacs!

Um....I think THIS one was meant for one of YOUSE guys!!!

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 9:26 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Is there something you are hiding from us , O breaker of Commandments? Hmmm?

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 9:36 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
LMAO! Not me missy...I'm innocent...just like I keep sayin'!

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 9:37 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
P.S...what on earth is stinkin' up this thread???

Landi
Member

07-29-2002

Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 11:15 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
it's not satan's armpits! i bought him some secret deodorant yesterday!

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 2:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Roflmao! Too funny, Landi!!!

Cindori
Member

07-25-2003

Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 2:08 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Take heed, O ye relative of Herod, for you will beget difficult teenagers!

Ack! My Mother was right!

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 3:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    


Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 3:34 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    


Tess
Member

04-13-2001

Sunday, June 13, 2004 - 7:58 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Take heed, O ye love-crazed Gittite, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!

so there!