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Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Saturday, May 29, 2004 - 4:06 pm
I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. Bob Hope (1903-2003)
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Sunday, May 30, 2004 - 11:01 am
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. --Groucho Marx
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Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Sunday, May 30, 2004 - 3:29 pm
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. --Oscar Wilde
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Monday, May 31, 2004 - 8:49 am
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and as sweet as love. --Turkish proverb
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Herckleperckle
Member
11-20-2003
| Monday, May 31, 2004 - 11:14 am
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. Dave Barry
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Herckleperckle
Member
11-20-2003
| Monday, May 31, 2004 - 11:19 am
Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. Jim Carrey (in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
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Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Monday, May 31, 2004 - 11:49 am
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will Rogers (1879-1935)
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Monday, May 31, 2004 - 4:15 pm
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it. --Sir Winston Churchill
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Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 10:50 am
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -- an adorable pancreas? Jean Kerr(1923-2003)
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 12:22 pm
Too funny, Lum! You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. --Irish Proverb
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 12:31 pm
"An erection does not count as 'personal growth'." ~Unknown wiseass
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 12:35 pm
Roflmao!!! Wait...wait.....*ahem*.....um, what does that one mean, Josh? 
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Pcakes2
Member
08-29-2001
| Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 1:33 pm
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-." Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, > but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." Jerry Seinfeld "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams " Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." Steve Martin " Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde " It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 2:14 pm
Rupertbear - "Wait...wait.....*ahem*.....um, what does that one mean, Josh?" I think it mens that "personal growth" refers to expanding one's limits of personal experience, not one's....er.....uh...."reach"! LOL
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 2:17 pm
ROFL....Josh...you sound like a...a...politician!
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 3:00 pm
A POLITICIAN? How dare you besmirch my name in such a way!

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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 4:00 pm
LMAO!....ok...I mean you sound just like Dr. Phil....
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Rache
Member
05-20-2004
| Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 4:50 pm
LMAO @ Pcakes.....those are some of the funniest ones I have ever heard....... Keep em comin!
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Rache
Member
05-20-2004
| Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 4:51 pm
"If shorcuts were easy, then that would just be the way" ~Anonymous~
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Thursday, June 03, 2004 - 7:51 am
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction! --Irish Blessing
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Friday, June 04, 2004 - 1:14 pm
In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. --Stephen Braveheart (hmmm, I think I like this guy! lol lol lol )
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Saturday, June 05, 2004 - 8:59 am
The phrase "working mother" is redundant. --Jane Sellman
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Saturday, June 05, 2004 - 9:10 am
"Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered." - Woody Allen ( I just love him!)
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Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Saturday, June 05, 2004 - 9:12 am
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. Alfred Hitchcock (1899-1980)
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Herckleperckle
Member
11-20-2003
| Saturday, June 05, 2004 - 3:06 pm
"I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously." Killy Ripa
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