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Lumbele
Member

07-12-2002

Sunday, June 06, 2004 - 7:33 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Sunday, June 06, 2004 - 8:24 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"I've learned in Washington, that that's the only place where sound travels faster than light." - December 12, 1983
Ronald Reagan





Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Monday, June 07, 2004 - 8:27 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
(Intentions) Oscar Wilde


Lumbele
Member

07-12-2002

Monday, June 07, 2004 - 1:58 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
Milton Berle (1908-2002)

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Monday, June 07, 2004 - 4:24 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
--Erma Bombeck



Lumbele
Member

07-12-2002

Tuesday, June 08, 2004 - 9:32 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner (1956-)

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Tuesday, June 08, 2004 - 9:44 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
--Gary Busey



Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Tuesday, June 08, 2004 - 4:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
--Nancy Reagan, former First Lady



Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 11:21 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
--David Letterman



Lumbele
Member

07-12-2002

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 2:30 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Man has will, but woman has her way.
Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 - 1894)

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 9:31 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
--Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts



Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 9:44 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face." - Jack Handey


gotta love those deep thoughts!

Lumbele
Member

07-12-2002

Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 2:16 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Friday, June 11, 2004 - 7:24 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
No man is an Ireland.
--Chicago Mayor Richard Daley

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Saturday, June 12, 2004 - 9:21 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger
--Franklin P. Jones



Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Sunday, June 13, 2004 - 9:09 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress!
--Unknown



Lumbele
Member

07-12-2002

Monday, June 14, 2004 - 11:41 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Monday, June 14, 2004 - 11:58 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
e e cummings (1894 - 1962)

Rache
Member

05-20-2004

Monday, June 14, 2004 - 1:30 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Teacher to student:

"Yes, a picture is worth a thousand words, but half a picture is not worth a 500 word Essay!"

(it may not be a quote, exactly, but I thought it was dang funny)


Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Tuesday, June 15, 2004 - 3:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
Bob Hope.



Mak1
Member

08-12-2002

Wednesday, June 16, 2004 - 4:03 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Happiness is like a cat. If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you. It will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing up against your legs and jumping into your lap.
- William Bennett


Sanfranjoshfan
Member

09-17-2000

Wednesday, June 16, 2004 - 12:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement."

~Unknown

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Wednesday, June 16, 2004 - 12:48 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life.
(The Importance of Being Earnest)
Oscar Wilde

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Thursday, June 17, 2004 - 8:01 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce



Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Friday, June 18, 2004 - 9:21 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. --George Bernard Shaw