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Whoami
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08-03-2001

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 1:36 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"10 years after The Swan, one contestant realizes the plastic surgery wasn't going to last a lifetime."

Juju2bigdog
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10-27-2000

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 8:09 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Once the Hooters craze died out, the chain became increasingly desperate to hire quality employees.

Rupertbear
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09-19-2003

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 8:12 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Trish decided to keep waitressing, even though she was due to deliver the twins any day.

Lkunkel
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10-29-2003

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 8:46 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
After being accused of sexual discrimination, Hooters agreed to hire men who were at least C-cups.

Lancecrossfire
Moderator

07-13-2000

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 9:30 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Body by Budweiser

Sanfranjoshfan
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09-17-2000

Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 11:00 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
popcorn.jpg
"The 'jumbo' size of theatre popcorn is getting bigger every year!"

Halfunit
Member

09-02-2001

Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 11:04 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"Movie Night At the Unit Household"

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 11:24 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Inspector Clouseau goes under cover to catch his man.

Sanfranjoshfan
Member

09-17-2000

Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 11:47 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Just for the record....the *real* story behind this picture is funny on it's own merit! (It was just kind of long for a thread focused on short and simple captionsZ.)

In any case....sorry to go off-topic, but here's the real story:

Competitive 'Eater' Sets Popcorn-Eating Challenge
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May 4, 3:24 pm ET

NEW YORK (Reuters) - To mark the premiere on Tuesday of a film about his life as a competitive eater, Crazy Legs Conti is trying to eat his way out of a telephone booth-size structure filled with popcorn.

Conti, 33, donned a diving mask and snorkel on Tuesday inside the lobby of the Manhattan movie theater that will show the film and lowered himself into a "popcorn sarcophagus," a wooden, windowed structure, to begin munching.

He vowed to eat his way through the 50 cubic feet of salted, buttered popcorn in about eight hours, in time for the movie's premiere on Tuesday evening.

Conti, who runs marathons and is built like a wrestler, is no neophyte to nibbling, having won the world oyster-eating championship. His dream is to defeat Japan's Takeru Kobayashi in the Fourth of July hot dog eating contest on New York's Coney Island, regarded as the Super Bowl of competitive eating.

"This guy is completely genuine. He is taking every action he needs to make his dream a reality," the film's director, Chris Kenneally, said of Conti, who is from Massachusetts.

The documentary, "Crazy Legs Conti: Zen and the Art of Competitive Eating," is part of the Tribeca Film Festival.

Rupertbear
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09-19-2003

Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 11:53 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Great story Josh.

I've seen Takeru Kobayashi in action. He blows me away. The guy must have a hollow leg or I swear he puts himself in to some type of Zen state, to win.

Juju2bigdog
Member

10-27-2000

Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 3:52 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Imagine Larry's surprise when he reached the bottom of his tub of popcorn.

And, oh dear, I actually know who Takeru Kobayashi is. I have seen him in action. He is a young guy who weighs about 130 pounds. He can eat astonishing amounts of food.

Babyruth
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07-19-2001

Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 3:55 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"Come, on, throw just one more! I know I can catch at least ONE in my mouth!"

Rupertbear
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09-19-2003

Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 4:11 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Brad's new perm goes horribly awry.

Bandit
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07-29-2001

Thursday, May 06, 2004 - 8:19 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
LOL, Babyruth!

Whoami
Member

08-03-2001

Thursday, May 06, 2004 - 4:00 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
pic

Sanfranjoshfan
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09-17-2000

Thursday, May 06, 2004 - 4:35 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"Cindy finally got a Malibu Barbie Dream House for her birthday....unfortunately she discovered that she couldn't open the little doors with her hooves."

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Thursday, May 06, 2004 - 4:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Lmao! :-)

Juju2bigdog
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10-27-2000

Thursday, May 06, 2004 - 5:40 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Are you a big horse lover? Then Equestrian Estate in Moravia Orchard is the place for you!

Little did the prospective buyers know the sales pitch was meant literally.

Rupertbear
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09-19-2003

Thursday, May 06, 2004 - 5:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
LOL...too funny!

Sanfranjoshfan
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09-17-2000

Friday, May 07, 2004 - 1:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
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"Members of the D.A.R. step into the 21st century...with ATTITUDE!"

Auntiemike
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09-17-2001

Friday, May 07, 2004 - 1:05 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
The next Calendar Girls!

Skootz
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07-23-2003

Friday, May 07, 2004 - 4:11 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
dog

"I shouldn't of had that last milk bone"

Rupertbear
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09-19-2003

Friday, May 07, 2004 - 4:29 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Roflmao!!! No idea for a caption yet Skootz but yours is hilarious and the piccy...the little doggie is sooo cute! :-)

Idolworship
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05-07-2003

Friday, May 07, 2004 - 5:55 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Bob, the boneless bowser, artfully draped himself over the couch cushion--and prayed no one would notice the new wet spot.

Rupertbear
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09-19-2003

Friday, May 07, 2004 - 5:58 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Lmao...good one, Idol :-)