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Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Friday, May 21, 2004 - 1:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Once in a while we all come up behind someone who has a very amusing
[Bumper Sticker] afixed to the back of their vehicle. OR you can run across
them on the web (à la moi), so maybe we can share some funny ones:


Why am I the only person in the
world who knows how to drive?!?

Tigerfan
Member

11-06-2003

Friday, May 21, 2004 - 2:12 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"I wonder if you would drive any better with that cell phone shoved up your a** instead"

Draheid
Moderator

09-09-2001

Friday, May 21, 2004 - 2:31 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
My kid can beat up your honor student
Support Search and Rescue-GET LOST!
If you don't like the way I'm driving, you come and get these handcuffs off!
I'm out of Estrogen and I have a gun
If you're close enough to read this, I'm close enough to slam on my brakes and sue you!
Forget about world peace-visualize using your turn signal!
i souport publik edyoukashun.
Honk if you love peace and quiet
Jesus is coming-look busy!
Horn broken-watch for finger.
Bad Cop. No Doughnut.
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving!
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
Honk if you LOVE Hanson-then run into a tree.
This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.
Earth First! We'll stripmine the other planets later!
Born free. taxed to death.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.


Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Friday, May 21, 2004 - 3:00 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
ROFLMAO!!!!

Thank you, you guys...I needed a little smile today and you both have amply provided it. :-)

Landi
Member

07-29-2002

Friday, May 21, 2004 - 3:09 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
these are the ones that used to adorn cars i've owned:
"i can't be overdrawn...i still have some checks left!"
"Save the Chocolate Mousse"

my new one is:
"Honk if anything falls off"

and if you've seen a picture of my car in the "what kind of car" thread you'd understand! hehehehe


Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Friday, May 21, 2004 - 3:19 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Lol...you're funny, sweetie! :-)

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Friday, May 21, 2004 - 3:33 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I'm not tail-gaiting, I'm drafting!

Serate
Member

08-21-2001

Friday, May 21, 2004 - 5:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Rupertbear that's what my fiance' tells me when I politely *coughs tell him he's too close. I don't know HOW many times I have to tell him it's not NASCAR. *L*

My Cat Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student!

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Friday, May 21, 2004 - 5:50 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Lol....sounds reasonable to me, Serate.


[Do I look like a Hemorrhoid?!?
Then get off my *ss!]


Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Saturday, May 22, 2004 - 4:04 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
AGE BRINGS WISDOM
...or age shows up alone. You never know.

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Saturday, May 22, 2004 - 4:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
My Karma ran over your Dogma.

Serate
Member

08-21-2001

Saturday, May 22, 2004 - 4:37 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
WIPE THAT SILLY GRIN OFF YOUR FACE - I was looking at your friend!

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Sunday, May 23, 2004 - 4:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Ever notice?
Anyone going slower than you is an idiot.
Anyone going faster than you is a maniac.


Carrie92
Member

09-15-2003

Sunday, May 23, 2004 - 4:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
DH loves the one that says, "Don't steal. The government hates competition."

Jmm
Member

08-16-2002

Sunday, May 23, 2004 - 5:25 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"There are two sides to every divorce...........yours and buttheads"

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Monday, May 24, 2004 - 2:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP.
What, like it's a big party at the bottom?


Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 1:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    


Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 4:56 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    


Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 5:08 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    


Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 9:12 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Time Is What Keeps Things
From Happening All At Once


Serate
Member

08-21-2001

Friday, May 28, 2004 - 8:37 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
GOD - PLEASE KEEP YOUR ARM AROUND MY SHOULDERS AND YOUR HAND OVER MY MOUTH!



I'll need this one when I see my fiance's ex-wife next week, for the kids' sake.

Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Friday, May 28, 2004 - 4:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Lol, good luck to ya sweetie. (hug)


Auntie Em: Hate you,
hate Kansas, taking
the dog-Dorothy


Lumbele
Member

07-12-2002

Friday, May 28, 2004 - 4:16 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason

I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES

Careful, I’m not wearing clean underwear!


Carrie92
Member

09-15-2003

Friday, May 28, 2004 - 11:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    


Rupertbear
Member

09-19-2003

Saturday, May 29, 2004 - 7:19 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
It has recently been discovered
that research causes cancer in rats.