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Redstar
Member
07-07-2003
| Saturday, August 21, 2004 - 11:21 pm
We all have them - those "guess you had to be there" personal stories. The ones that you think are hilarious, but get you strange looks when you try to explain what's so funny. So let's skip the stories, and just go right for the punchline. No explanations. Just the punchline.
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Redstar
Member
07-07-2003
| Saturday, August 21, 2004 - 11:22 pm
So my mother yelled, "Hit the rabbit! Hit the rabbit!"
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Redstar
Member
07-07-2003
| Saturday, August 21, 2004 - 11:24 pm
Ketchup went flying all over my dress.
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Redstar
Member
07-07-2003
| Saturday, August 21, 2004 - 11:25 pm
I said to my girlfriend, "Ummm... they speak English in Australia."
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Sillycalimomma
Member
11-13-2003
| Saturday, August 21, 2004 - 11:27 pm
"That's a damn shame"
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Max
Member
08-12-2000
| Saturday, August 21, 2004 - 11:50 pm
So I said, "Well where do you think that almonds come from? They just magically appear in cans on the shelf at Safeway?!"
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Karuuna
Member
08-31-2000
| Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 7:53 am
Oh! Then that must be a female Tribble! 
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Ophiliasgrandma
Member
09-04-2001
| Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 10:06 am
'Supplies'!
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 10:12 am
i can never remember the punchlines!!!
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 12:16 pm
'if I had my wig on, maybe'
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Alwayzmovin
Member
11-06-2003
| Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 2:55 pm
'As the piece of pork came flying out of his mouth onto the floor, we both realized...."we're NAKED in front of the bedroom window"
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Carrie92
Member
09-15-2003
| Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 6:50 pm
So then he says, "I'm callin' 911!"
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Melfie1222
Member
07-29-2002
| Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 10:03 pm
"You know, you know, you KNOW I don't drive in the snow!" "Is that who those guys were? I thought we were in an episode of Miami Vice."
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Monday, August 23, 2004 - 7:58 am
Five bucks says she's here for the Melissa Etheridge Concert
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Monday, August 23, 2004 - 8:04 am
" Did you put your egg roll in your pocket?"
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Monday, August 23, 2004 - 8:05 am
"No, I said I needed some vaseline."
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Halfunit
Member
09-02-2001
| Monday, August 23, 2004 - 8:34 am
"Does that taste funny to you?"
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Marysafan
Member
08-07-2000
| Monday, August 23, 2004 - 8:52 am
"You KNEW that already!!! You must be psychotic!"
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:24 am
There really wasn't any snake.
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Kaili
Member
08-31-2000
| Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:25 am
I drove all the way there and they thought I had been trying to find peanuts!
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Monday, August 23, 2004 - 12:48 pm
"she looked at him naked and said 'isn't that cute'"
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Monday, August 23, 2004 - 12:50 pm
she sits down in the chair, tries to fix it and says " i don't know how to get it up"
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Bandit
Member
07-29-2001
| Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 8:26 am
Kermit's finger
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Zules
Member
08-21-2000
| Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 8:45 am
"Well, there's nothing like a little necrophilia in the workplace."
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 8:52 am
"I invented the safety butt."
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Babyruth
Member
07-19-2001
| Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 9:10 am
"Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?"
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 9:48 am
Incestry and Ancestory are two different things, with the exception of that family.
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