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Nancy
Member

08-01-2000

Thursday, December 09, 2004 - 8:11 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
PURR"-LITICAL CORRECTNESS: SAY IT NICELY, OR NOT AT ALL!

In the state of political correctness, nobody is a "liar" they are simply "verbally superfluous". No one is a "housekeeper," they are
"domestic engineers." See how we can apply this "game" to the many activities of our cats:

>^,,^< My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug redecorator.

>^,,^< My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job.

>^,,^< My cat does not fear dogs, they are merely sprint practice tools.

>^,,^< My cat does not gobble, she eats with alacrity.

>^,,^< My cat does not scratch, he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.

>^,,^< My cat does not yowl, he is singing off-key.

>^,,^< My cat is not a "shedding machine", she is a hair relocation stylist.

>^,,^< My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile," she enjoys the proximity of food.

>^,,^< My cat is not a bed hog, he is a mattress appreciator.

>^,,^< My cat is not a chatterbox, she is advising me on what to do next.

>^,,^< My cat is not a dope addict, she is catnip appreciative.

>^,,^< My cat is not a lap fungus, he is bed selective.

>^,,^< My cat is not a pest, she is attention deprived.

>^,,^< My cat is not a ruthless hunter, she is a wildlife control expert.

>^,,^< My cat is not evil, she is badness enhanced.

>^,,^< My cat is not fat, he is mass enhanced.

>^,,^< My cat is not hydrophobic, she has an inability to appreciate moisture.

>^,,^< My cat is not lazy, he is motivationally challenged.

>^,,^< My cat is not underfoot, she is shepherding me to my next destination (the food dish).

Well said, and no cat's feelings have been hurt!



Katoncoast
Member

07-31-2004

Friday, December 10, 2004 - 10:48 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
""applause""