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Nancy
Member
08-01-2000
| Thursday, December 09, 2004 - 8:11 pm
PURR"-LITICAL CORRECTNESS: SAY IT NICELY, OR NOT AT ALL! In the state of political correctness, nobody is a "liar" they are simply "verbally superfluous". No one is a "housekeeper," they are "domestic engineers." See how we can apply this "game" to the many activities of our cats: >^,,^< My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug redecorator. >^,,^< My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job. >^,,^< My cat does not fear dogs, they are merely sprint practice tools. >^,,^< My cat does not gobble, she eats with alacrity. >^,,^< My cat does not scratch, he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator. >^,,^< My cat does not yowl, he is singing off-key. >^,,^< My cat is not a "shedding machine", she is a hair relocation stylist. >^,,^< My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile," she enjoys the proximity of food. >^,,^< My cat is not a bed hog, he is a mattress appreciator. >^,,^< My cat is not a chatterbox, she is advising me on what to do next. >^,,^< My cat is not a dope addict, she is catnip appreciative. >^,,^< My cat is not a lap fungus, he is bed selective. >^,,^< My cat is not a pest, she is attention deprived. >^,,^< My cat is not a ruthless hunter, she is a wildlife control expert. >^,,^< My cat is not evil, she is badness enhanced. >^,,^< My cat is not fat, he is mass enhanced. >^,,^< My cat is not hydrophobic, she has an inability to appreciate moisture. >^,,^< My cat is not lazy, he is motivationally challenged. >^,,^< My cat is not underfoot, she is shepherding me to my next destination (the food dish). Well said, and no cat's feelings have been hurt!
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Katoncoast
Member
07-31-2004
| Friday, December 10, 2004 - 10:48 pm
""applause""
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