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The TVClubHouse: General Discussions ARCHIVES: 2004 Nov. - 2005 Jan.: Free Expression... (ARCHIVES): Punchlines users admin

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Redstar
Member

07-07-2003

Saturday, August 21, 2004 - 11:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
We all have them - those "guess you had to be there" personal stories. The ones that you think are hilarious, but get you strange looks when you try to explain what's so funny. So let's skip the stories, and just go right for the punchline. No explanations. Just the punchline.

Redstar
Member

07-07-2003

Saturday, August 21, 2004 - 11:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
So my mother yelled, "Hit the rabbit! Hit the rabbit!"

Redstar
Member

07-07-2003

Saturday, August 21, 2004 - 11:24 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Ketchup went flying all over my dress.

Redstar
Member

07-07-2003

Saturday, August 21, 2004 - 11:25 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I said to my girlfriend, "Ummm... they speak English in Australia."

Sillycalimomma
Member

11-13-2003

Saturday, August 21, 2004 - 11:27 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"That's a damn shame"

Max
Member

08-12-2000

Saturday, August 21, 2004 - 11:50 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
So I said, "Well where do you think that almonds come from? They just magically appear in cans on the shelf at Safeway?!"

Karuuna
Member

08-31-2000

Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 7:53 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Oh! Then that must be a female Tribble!

Ophiliasgrandma
Member

09-04-2001

Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 10:06 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
'Supplies'!

Landi
Member

07-29-2002

Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 10:12 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
i can never remember the punchlines!!!

Pamy
Member

01-02-2002

Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 12:16 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
'if I had my wig on, maybe'

Alwayzmovin
Member

11-06-2003

Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 2:55 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
'As the piece of pork came flying out of his mouth onto the floor, we both realized...."we're NAKED in front of the bedroom window"

Carrie92
Member

09-15-2003

Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 6:50 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
So then he says, "I'm callin' 911!"

Melfie1222
Member

07-29-2002

Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 10:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"You know, you know, you KNOW I don't drive in the snow!"

"Is that who those guys were? I thought we were in an episode of Miami Vice."

Escapee
Member

06-15-2004

Monday, August 23, 2004 - 7:58 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Five bucks says she's here for the Melissa Etheridge Concert

Kaykay
Member

01-21-2004

Monday, August 23, 2004 - 8:04 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
" Did you put your egg roll in your pocket?"

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Monday, August 23, 2004 - 8:05 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"No, I said I needed some vaseline."

Halfunit
Member

09-02-2001

Monday, August 23, 2004 - 8:34 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"Does that taste funny to you?"

Marysafan
Member

08-07-2000

Monday, August 23, 2004 - 8:52 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"You KNEW that already!!! You must be psychotic!"

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:24 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
There really wasn't any snake.

Kaili
Member

08-31-2000

Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:25 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I drove all the way there and they thought I had been trying to find peanuts!

Escapee
Member

06-15-2004

Monday, August 23, 2004 - 12:48 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"she looked at him naked and said 'isn't that cute'"

Kaykay
Member

01-21-2004

Monday, August 23, 2004 - 12:50 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
she sits down in the chair, tries to fix it and says " i don't know how to get it up"

Bandit
Member

07-29-2001

Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 8:26 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Kermit's finger

Zules
Member

08-21-2000

Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 8:45 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"Well, there's nothing like a little necrophilia in the workplace."

Mamie316
Member

07-08-2003

Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 8:52 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"I invented the safety butt."

Babyruth
Member

07-19-2001

Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 9:10 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?"

Escapee
Member

06-15-2004

Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 9:48 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Incestry and Ancestory are two different things, with the exception of that family.