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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Sunday, January 09, 2005 - 7:43 pm
"Although Mildred quickly mastered the art of driving on the opposite side of the street after she moved to the USA from England, she still had trouble parking."
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Costacat
Member
07-15-2000
| Sunday, January 09, 2005 - 8:12 pm
Oh shoot... I'm laughing too hard at that pick SanFran, to come up with another caption. That's priceless!
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Sunday, January 09, 2005 - 8:19 pm
After numerous complaints from neighbors about his old car alarm, Bill comes up with a new anti-theft device....
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Seamonkey
Member
09-07-2000
| Sunday, January 09, 2005 - 8:26 pm
The BMW dealer guaranteed that the new car would just float and would be easy to fit into a parking space, but Hiram didn't read the fine print.
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Konamouse
Member
07-16-2001
| Monday, January 10, 2005 - 8:58 am
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Skootz
Member
07-23-2003
| Monday, January 10, 2005 - 9:27 am
Man, I am feeling "ruff" from last night
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Tuesday, January 11, 2005 - 12:39 am
"Yo, Officer dude....as I told you before, I am not the perp you're looking for. As you can plainly see, I am WAY too stoned to have been chasing that damn hyper cat back up that tree! Btw, got any spare donuts that ya could spare? I've got a really wicked case of the munchies...and I just want to lay down and mellow out for a bit, dude..."
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Seamonkey
Member
09-07-2000
| Tuesday, January 11, 2005 - 1:27 am
Just look at my new DaVinci veneers I got on "The Swan".. I also got a boob reductions, Lasik, extra dark pigment tattooing on my nose and guns and look at my Swan pose!! Woof!
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Tuesday, January 11, 2005 - 6:35 pm
"Doc, I feel a burning sensation when I pee."
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Lobster
Member
04-13-2001
| Tuesday, January 11, 2005 - 6:53 pm
"Man, that's the last time I'll drink Chili Beer."
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Tabbyking
Member
03-11-2002
| Tuesday, January 11, 2005 - 6:56 pm
'this ain't no damn round room. i can pee inta da corner when der's a damn corner! if this don' fry all!'
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Tuesday, January 11, 2005 - 8:40 pm
When Ralph said he had a burning desire for something, he wasn't kidding.
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Wednesday, January 12, 2005 - 12:08 am
"They don't call it 'fire water' for nothing!"
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Wednesday, January 12, 2005 - 12:44 am
"The only scores that REALLY matter to the studly players of professional sports"
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Ophiliasgrandma
Member
09-04-2001
| Wednesday, January 12, 2005 - 11:22 am
(Question: In your house it that the male or female side of the bed.?) Female here.
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Urgrace
Member
08-19-2000
| Wednesday, January 12, 2005 - 5:32 pm
"Mom finally got me out of the habit of sticking my chewing gum on the bedpost overnight! The marks represent the 250 times I got smacked for it."
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Herckleperckle
Member
11-20-2003
| Wednesday, January 12, 2005 - 5:40 pm
Michael Jackson's bed.
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Hippyt
Member
06-15-2001
| Wednesday, January 12, 2005 - 5:43 pm
Oh MY! Rofl,you are BAD.......
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Herckleperckle
Member
11-20-2003
| Wednesday, January 12, 2005 - 5:45 pm
<HP, living dangerously tonight, running for cover!!!>
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Thursday, January 13, 2005 - 10:33 am
"Whoa, Fido! Haven't you ever heard of a Tic-Tac?"
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Urgrace
Member
08-19-2000
| Thursday, January 13, 2005 - 11:06 am
Attention: New baby sitter wanted!
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Thursday, January 13, 2005 - 9:12 pm
This is the strangest looking puppy I have ever seen!! I hope they are not expecting me to nurse this thing.
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Sanfranjoshfan
Member
09-17-2000
| Thursday, January 13, 2005 - 10:02 pm
"Mom! I'm scared....that doggy is TASTING me again!"
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Friday, January 14, 2005 - 3:50 am
Oh man! I thought this was a pillow....its ALIVE!
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Cathie
Member
08-16-2000
| Monday, January 17, 2005 - 9:49 pm

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