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Carrie92
Member
09-15-2003
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 10:10 pm
So does your child ever say something that cracks you up and there's no one around to laugh with you? Ta-Da! Now there's a thread for it! OK, so today my DS, Scotty, who's 6 1/2, had spring picture day at school. It's more casual than the pictures they take at the beginning of the year, and they can bring a favorite thing to be in the pic with them. Scotty decided to take Woody. (the cowboy, from Toy Story) We're in the car this morning, here's what he said: (keep in mind, he's an only child) Scotty: "Mom, Woody is so special to me." Me: "Aw, that's nice honey." Scotty: "I love him so much, I love him like a brother." Me again: "Aww." Scotty: "Someday, I'm gonna kick his butt!" Yes, I do believe he does love Woody like a brother! 
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Abbynormal
Member
08-04-2001
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 11:06 pm
Did you crack up? I would have. He sounds really cute, Carrie. Last night I was watching American Idol and DH was watching with me, which is something he NEVER does..he's just not into my shows. DS came in the living room wanting one of us to play foosball with him. (he's on spring break, I've played 37492047520 games this week alone) I told him I would after AI went off. He then asked DH and DH told him the same thing. He got this look of sadness on his face and I felt bad for brushing him off, then he just shook his head and said, "Don't do it Dad. Don't let her suck you into her vortex of reality shows". We cracked up!
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Carrie92
Member
09-15-2003
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 11:57 pm
That's funny, Abby! Sounds a lot like our house. When Survivor first came on, Scotty used to call it "Avivor". On Thursday nights he would always sigh and go "I hate Avivor."
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Texannie
Member
07-16-2001
| Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 6:53 am
That's hysterical Abby!! How old is he??
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 7:44 am
I told my son Ryan (age 4) that I loved him and that I didn't want him to grow up. I said I want you to stay a little boy forever. He said that he had to grow up. I asked him why. He said "Don't you want me to eat carrots?!"
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Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 7:58 am
Gosh, I love this thread, keep 'em coming!
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Carrie92
Member
09-15-2003
| Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 9:34 am
That's so cute Julie, they think so literally sometimes don't they? I tell Scotty that all the time too! 
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Jewels
Member
09-23-2000
| Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 12:19 pm
Last weekend we went to this drive-in that has the best hamburgers. We bought my son a corn dog, thinking he may like it, he's never had one before and we rarely eat hot dogs. We brought our food home and were sitting in the kitchen eating and he was just taking these tiny little bites of the breading. I kept asking him if he liked it and he would make a weird face, but kept saying yes. Finally, after about 20 minutes, I told him to just take a bite of the hot dog. Everyone else was already done with there food. He looked at me, totally serious, and said, "But Mom, it has dog in it!" We had a little chat after that, but I don't think he will be a big fan of corn dogs or hot dogs for a while. And that is just fine with me!!
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Dat1ua95
Member
11-05-2003
| Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 2:59 pm
My daughter Nadia, 22 months old, really believes she is the next Aretha Franklin. She was born singing. Kirk Franklin is a contemporary gospel artist who has a song out that goes "Our God is an awesome God - He reigns from Heaven above" and in the chorus repeats "He reigns" over and over. When my daughter hears this song she flips out and sings to the top of her lungs. Well, watching her closely last Sunday, I noticed she had choreographed hand movements to the song. It turns out, she recently got her ears pierced and she points to her ear during the song. She thinks the choir is singing about her Earrings - He reigns. Get it.
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 3:24 pm
dat, my daughter learned that song in school when she was in kindergarten with the sign language hand signals. has she seen it on tv or a video or your church?? there's nothing like watching 2,000 people at church sign this song.
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Dat1ua95
Member
11-05-2003
| Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 3:50 pm
They sing it in church, but they don't sign. She has been doing it for a while, we just realized what she was doing. She sincerely believes that the song is about her earrings. She loves them. She thinks they are 'petty' according to her. When the music starts, she starts screaming - Earrings Mommy Earrings and pointing at her bobbles. Too funny if you see her.
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Littlec
Member
11-14-2003
| Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 11:13 pm
This happened today. My 9 yr old was telling me about his day. He has a friend that is a girl and one of the boys in his class was teasing him saying she was his girlfriend. Well I told him to just ignore him. And he told me that if he did that he would be passive and he doesn't want to be passive. Now where the heck does a 9 yr old come up with that?
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Carrie92
Member
09-15-2003
| Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 11:26 pm
That's cute, Littlec. I've always said kids are smarter than we think they are! Once Scotty asked me "Did it hurt?" I said, "What?", and he says, "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?". Now, there's a pick up line if I ever heard one, no idea where he got it!
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Littlec
Member
11-14-2003
| Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 11:29 pm
lol, he'll be a sly one with the ladies.
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Friday, April 02, 2004 - 3:12 am
I love all these stories!
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Carrie92
Member
09-15-2003
| Monday, April 12, 2004 - 8:03 am
Saturday we were coming home from the store after picking up some easter egg coloring. Scotty thought that if we dip the eggs in clear water they would turn invisible. I told him it doesn't work that way, but if we write on the eggs with white crayon we would be writing "invisible" and then our message would show up white when we color the eggs. Scotty was quiet for a few seconds, then he goes: "That's just plain creepy."
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Monday, April 12, 2004 - 6:54 pm
LOL! I love these stories
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Meemo
Member
08-22-2002
| Thursday, April 15, 2004 - 12:05 pm
In my sister's house there is a long dark hallway that leads from the bedrooms to the living room. My 5 yr old niece is afraid to go down the hall, so she runs to get to the other side. So my sister told her you shouldn't be afraid because Jesus is always with you. Well one day my niece comes flying down the hall to the living room and sees my sister and out of breath says, "I told Jesus to hurry."
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Thursday, April 15, 2004 - 9:44 pm
Last night my 8 yr old walked into the room and said 'LOOK! I'm Janet Jackson!'....I turned around and almost spit my tea! (I had to have him recreate the moment so I could take a pic)

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Abbynormal
Member
08-04-2001
| Friday, April 16, 2004 - 10:03 am
ROFL Pamy! I love a goofball kid! And what a cutie he is too. 
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Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Friday, April 16, 2004 - 10:51 am
LOL, Pamy, your boy's a hoot!
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Hippyt
Member
09-10-2001
| Friday, April 16, 2004 - 2:29 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's hilarious!
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Friday, April 16, 2004 - 2:56 pm
Thanks Abby and Lum and Hip!! I especially laughed at the sticker he chose! notice the star? LOL
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Friday, April 16, 2004 - 7:50 pm
Omg Pamy that is hysterical!! I needed that.
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Friday, April 16, 2004 - 8:34 pm
That is too funny!
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