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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Friday, May 21, 2004 - 1:59 pm
Once in a while we all come up behind someone who has a very amusing [Bumper Sticker] afixed to the back of their vehicle. OR you can run across them on the web (à la moi), so maybe we can share some funny ones: Why am I the only person in the world who knows how to drive?!?
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Tigerfan
Member
11-06-2003
| Friday, May 21, 2004 - 2:12 pm
"I wonder if you would drive any better with that cell phone shoved up your a** instead"
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Draheid
Moderator
09-09-2001
| Friday, May 21, 2004 - 2:31 pm
Cover me. I'm changing lanes. | My kid can beat up your honor student | Support Search and Rescue-GET LOST! | If you don't like the way I'm driving, you come and get these handcuffs off! | I'm out of Estrogen and I have a gun | If you're close enough to read this, I'm close enough to slam on my brakes and sue you! | Forget about world peace-visualize using your turn signal! | i souport publik edyoukashun. | Honk if you love peace and quiet | Jesus is coming-look busy! | Horn broken-watch for finger. | Bad Cop. No Doughnut. | I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving! | Doing my part to piss off the religious right. | Honk if you LOVE Hanson-then run into a tree. | This delinquent is having sex with your honor student. | Earth First! We'll stripmine the other planets later! | Born free. taxed to death. | Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. |
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Friday, May 21, 2004 - 3:00 pm
ROFLMAO!!!! Thank you, you guys...I needed a little smile today and you both have amply provided it. 
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Friday, May 21, 2004 - 3:09 pm
these are the ones that used to adorn cars i've owned: "i can't be overdrawn...i still have some checks left!" "Save the Chocolate Mousse" my new one is: "Honk if anything falls off" and if you've seen a picture of my car in the "what kind of car" thread you'd understand! hehehehe
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Friday, May 21, 2004 - 3:19 pm
Lol...you're funny, sweetie! 
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Friday, May 21, 2004 - 3:33 pm
I'm not tail-gaiting, I'm drafting!
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Serate
Member
08-21-2001
| Friday, May 21, 2004 - 5:03 pm
Rupertbear that's what my fiance' tells me when I politely *coughs tell him he's too close. I don't know HOW many times I have to tell him it's not NASCAR. *L* My Cat Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student!
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Friday, May 21, 2004 - 5:50 pm
Lol....sounds reasonable to me, Serate. [Do I look like a Hemorrhoid?!? Then get off my *ss!]
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Saturday, May 22, 2004 - 4:04 pm
AGE BRINGS WISDOM ...or age shows up alone. You never know.
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Saturday, May 22, 2004 - 4:28 pm
My Karma ran over your Dogma.
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Serate
Member
08-21-2001
| Saturday, May 22, 2004 - 4:37 pm
WIPE THAT SILLY GRIN OFF YOUR FACE - I was looking at your friend!
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Sunday, May 23, 2004 - 4:03 pm
Ever notice? Anyone going slower than you is an idiot. Anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
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Carrie92
Member
09-15-2003
| Sunday, May 23, 2004 - 4:28 pm
DH loves the one that says, "Don't steal. The government hates competition."
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Jmm
Member
08-16-2002
| Sunday, May 23, 2004 - 5:25 pm
"There are two sides to every divorce...........yours and buttheads"
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Monday, May 24, 2004 - 2:26 pm
IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP. What, like it's a big party at the bottom?
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 1:26 pm

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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 4:56 pm

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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 5:08 pm

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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 9:12 am
Time Is What Keeps Things From Happening All At Once
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Serate
Member
08-21-2001
| Friday, May 28, 2004 - 8:37 am
GOD - PLEASE KEEP YOUR ARM AROUND MY SHOULDERS AND YOUR HAND OVER MY MOUTH! I'll need this one when I see my fiance's ex-wife next week, for the kids' sake.
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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Friday, May 28, 2004 - 4:03 pm
Lol, good luck to ya sweetie. (hug) Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog-Dorothy
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Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Friday, May 28, 2004 - 4:16 pm
I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES Careful, I’m not wearing clean underwear!
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Carrie92
Member
09-15-2003
| Friday, May 28, 2004 - 11:06 pm

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Rupertbear
Member
09-19-2003
| Saturday, May 29, 2004 - 7:19 am
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
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