Cliotheleo
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03-13-2002
| Friday, June 04, 2004 - 9:45 pm
Day 33, June 3 Paul gets up and does some random walking around the yard. Anyone else would do laps, but he refuses to walk the perimeter because he says it makes him feel trapped. Paul and Ryan lay out under the sun and try to work on getting a few more melanoma spots. Ryan tells him he'll win either way because he has such a great family to go back to but he also says the house will be missing out if they get rid of him. Kane gives Merlin a haircut.
On the way out of the diary room, Trevor picks up an old envelope from a previous BB announcement and plays a trick on everyone else. "Envelope!" everyone shouts and converges in the lounge. When everyone gathers, he reads from the paper, "Housemates, after tea tonight there will be a visitor. Please make sure everying is cleaned up and in order." ......... After letting them get all worked up about it, Trevor bursts out laughing, unable to keep a straight face any longer.
After the prank, Kane and Merlin go back to hair cutting. Here's the new and improved Merls!
He declares, "it's perfect!" Ash goes into the DR and tells BB she's bored. Almost as if he's been waiting for her, he points out the vaccum cleaner in the room and asks her to go out and vaccum the bedroom. She takes it into the bedroom and after doing a bit of searching declares "We don't have any wall things to plug the plug thing in." ......... After a while she gets it started and then, after a scene that reminds us all why shag carpet was a BAD idea (everyone say "EWWWW!!!!")
she remarks "that was fun!" and then returns the vac to BB. Trevor tells Bree, Paul and Cat to "come out and have a look at this and see if you think if it's a lizard or a snake?"
Trevor gets a long poll and after prodding it a bit, Paul declares "It's a snake!" and the girls all begin to scream bloody murder and Merlin declares "they can do a hundred meters in two seconds!" (and for those of you who never leared new math, a meter and a yard are about the same length.) After a great deal of commotion, they finally discover that it's a fake snake that BB put on the roof to scare the Cookaburras (that's a bird of course.) Later on the couch, Ash tells Merlin that she suspects that there may be another group of housemates living upstairs. "You're so naieve." He tells her. "What does that mean?" she asks. "Like a little clueless," he tells her. "I LOVED that movie!" she shouts. Trevor is once again summoned to the DR. The girls watch him this time to make sure he plays another joke. He comes out again with a REAL envelope from BB announcing that they are to hold a hidden talent contest. They are as follows..... Trevor: sings the high part of "In the jungle" and doesn't do half bad. Kane break dances his butt off like it was 1983. Elle gargles a tune. Ash says she can twist her arm, but things like that give me the heeby jeebies so I didn't actually look to see what she did. Wes asks Ash to leave the room, then tells everyone else that he can make her say "carrot." When she comes back, he asks her to name of eights in incriments, 8 then 88, then 888, then 8,888 and so on. After she goes on for a while, he says "name a vegetable" "cauliflower?" And everyone busts out laughing. The HMs separate into two groups. In the kitchen, Bree does her impersonation of cousin It.
Outside, Trevor tells someone to get the snake off the roof and they'll put it in Ash's bed. So Ryan gets the snake down and pretends to be attacked by it.....
Then they put it in Ash's bed......
then they decide it would be better in Bree's bed. Then after the girls have a long boring girl talk session, they all have a pillow fight....
Then Bree finds the snake in her bed.....
Bree was traumatized, no word on how the snake faired.
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