Cliotheleo
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03-13-2002
| Saturday, May 29, 2004 - 7:08 pm
Day 26, May 27th This morning, the HMs are talking about indecent proposals. Ryan asks Paul if he would allow his wife to sleep with another man for $1 million. When he finds out it could be $1 million Australian (as opposed to US, $1 million US = almost $1.5 million Australian) he says "without question, a grain of salt." ......... Then Merlin asks them "what if you were given a million on the condition that the next woman you fell in love with you could never be with." ...... Ryan says he'd take it because "there's plenty of fish in the sea." (No idea how many of those fish are "top birds" though, ha ha.) ........ "What about a million and you'd have to leave Australia and never come back" Merlin asks. "Not for a hundred mil!" Paul shouts. Of course they are all having this discussion without a clue that one of them WILL walk out of the house with $1 million ............ and it will be Ryan ............. and he will come to America where *I* will spend it ALL on SHOES!!!! Cat tells BB how lucky she is to have two parents who have given her the opportunity to be in the house (they're watching her kids.) Then she starts to cry .......... and I'm about to cry to. But she hopes that she can stay in the house a little while longer because it gets her away from her problems that she had in the real world. She felt like she was all alone having to raise the kids. Ok, ok. They got me. Maybe Cat and her kids DO deserve the money more than me and my Ryan/shoe fetish does! The HMs are given a mini task. They each get a chance to shoot a free throw with a basketball. It might be important to note here that basketball is not a sport native to Australia. They all miss .......... except Terri ......... who just happens to be a volley ball player. Yeah, that wasn't fixed at all. Anyway, BB calls Terri into the DR and tells her that she is now a "winner" and can live on the winner's side of the house and she can take two fellow "losers" with her. She has 20 seconds to decide. She chooses Elle and Paul. She is then told she must decide who to send over to the "losers" side from the group of original "winners." Admitting that she could "stir the pot so badly" she sends Trevor, Wes and Krystal. She doesn't say why, but MY guess is that because she knows that Wes and Trevor would be the most agreeable and, well, she hates Krystal. The new winners and losers have three minutes to pack. Krystal takes off and Bree runs off to help her then hugs her as if she's going off to war. As she does, Krystal whispers to her "make her have hell." They meet at the entry to the diary room "the diary room...." and out comes Paige Davis to tell them to trade spaces! I mean, BB tells them to trade places. Off go Krystal ("what kind of world is this!" she cries)Trevor and Wes and, looking like a bunch of refugees, over come Terri, Paul and Ella Belle.
Merls and Kane are happy to have their best gal pal Wes back...
"You stirred the pot and I love it Tes!" Paul tells her. He assures her that Krystal will struggle "especially when I go out there with a glass of coke." Paul and Ash are both up for eviction this week. He tells her that he'd like to stay, but he's not nervous about going. He misses his family. They're the most important thing in his life and he says he never used to feel that way, always looked out for himself alone. But now he'd go back in and die for the three of them. My goodness! I'm going through a lot of kleenex this episode! But he's not ready to go, he's got too much stirring left to do! For dinner, the winners get Mexican food which ironically is Krystal's favorite. Since I wouldn't want the rest of you all to live your lives never having seen a bunch of Australians wearing sombreros (or what I think are SUPPOSED to be sombreros,) here's a picture.......
Perhaps under the influence of a few cervecas, Terri decided to bury the hatchet with Krystal. She tells her that she feels there have been times when she was talking to her and Krystal just walked away ignoring her. Krystal says that's not what she meant to do and Terri "SO" should have said something to her before and gives her the fakest hug I've seen since Aph left the house. Ash gives Ryan a little "love" tug on the ear and wrestles him to the ground. To get back at her, he tries to make her eat a chili pepper. Elle makes him stop saying he's hurting her, he laughs it off. Ash throws some food across the room at him and Ryan picks up a kitchen knife in a jokingly threatening manner. Here we go again! Then BB SHOUTS a summons to the big "el Fryso" telling him to come to the DR. And, in case you were wondering, yes, he looks just as good in a poncho....
He assures BB that there was no malicious intent and BB says he believe him, knows he was just playing around but knives and alcohol don't mix. (Acutally, we all know that knives, alcohol and not-exactly-nuclear-scientist named Justin don't mix, but better safe than sorry I guess.) Rather than banish their most popular HM, BB politely reminds Ryan to re-read the rule book. Even though BB has let the matter go, Elle isn't willing to do the same. She and Ryan have an argument about it (I'm not clear on what her problem is, but he basically tells her to get over it) and then she kinda hides under her sombrero and cries. And let me say that ALL of this would not have been NEARLY as funny if it had been "seafood" night! She says "it's no good when you put your faith in someone and they're a b*tch to you!" then she storms out of the kitchen, goes to the bedroom and falls over like a sobbing little tamale on her bed. Ryan's hurt that Elle's so upset with him. "I love Ella [sic] more than anyone else in this house." (notice he didn't say "in this world" as that would clearly be me! ha ha) He comes into the bedroom just as she is coming out of the bathroom whiping her eyes. "Get back in there" he tells her in a sweet but firm way and of course follows her in. Apparently what had happened was that when he came out of the DR from being warned by BB, she, trying to be helpful, cautioned him to chill out and not make a big deal about things because BB sounded SO serious. After having talked to BB, HE knew that BB wasn't as upset with him as he had sounded when he called him into the room and basically told Elle something along the lines of "get lost" meaning "don't take it so seriously." THAT'S what got her so upset. Do we think the girl's got it hard for the boy, un-hu, I think so. Of course they hug and make up and all is well with the Big Brother world. ....... well, for at least five whole minutes. Because then Ryan discovers that Ash is upset with him too. In kind of a joking fatherly tone, Paul puts his arm around Ash and instructs Ryan "you need to apologize for shoving chilis into her mouth because it DID hurt her." He apologizes for what he thinks "didn't hurt." "How do you know it didn't hurt? You're a real jerk when you're drunk!" she tells him and storms out. (That's a requirement to be on the show, btw, you have to be good at room out-storming.) So do we think that ASH also has it bad for the boy just like Elle does ........... YES we do! As they go to bed, Elle points out to Ryan that he's told three different girls tonight that they're his favorite girls. "I have?" "Yes, you're just a player!" she laughs reminding him that he told Bree, Ash and herself that he connected with them the most. Elle and Bree go into the bathroom and laugh at him, do impressions of him and say that his stories are starting to catch up with him. So what is the moral of this story? ............. Ryan should really be careful where he puts his chili pepper! 
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