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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Monday, February 11, 2008 - 10:29 pm
Hey everyone! Let's all play this season. This is a parody of "Rehab", by Amy Winehouse. They tried to make me go watch reruns but I said 'no, no, no' Yes they've got blank that's new just say thanks you'll know know know There ain't time that's prime and if my daddy thinks it's fine He's tried to make me go watch reruns but I won't go go go I really, really don't love Ray I ain't got no Happy Days Coz there's nothing There's nothing they can teach me That I ain't learned from Jane Hathaway I didn't try for Head of the Class And I don't watch the sands in the hour glass They tried to make me go watch wrestling but I said 'no, no, no' I've peeked and there's no million bucks on that show show show I ain't got cable and if my daddy's full of bull He's tried to make me go watch reruns but I won't go go go The man asked "what's the suggested price"? I said 'I got no idea I'm gonna, I'm gonna just go crazy cause it's always just not very nice' He said 'I just think you're distressed, check out Loretta Young's next dress' They tried to make me go watch reruns but I said 'no, no, no' Yes they've got blank that's new just say thanks you'll know know know There ain't time that's prime and if my daddy thinks it's fine He's tried to make me go watch reruns but I won't go go go I don't ever wanna search again Or have to ever see a "Friends" I'm not gonna spend more weeks have everyone root for Gentle Ben I'll watch Big Brother and not Car that's my Mother They tried to make me go watch reruns but I said 'no, no, no' Yes they've got blank that's new just say thanks you'll know know know There ain't time that's prime and if my daddy thinks it's fine He's tried to make me go watch reruns but I won't go go go
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Monday, February 11, 2008 - 10:32 pm
That's just rad dude! luv it! Yes Yes Yes.
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Ketchuplover
Member
08-30-2000
| Monday, February 11, 2008 - 10:34 pm
<stands> <applauds> <sits> 
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Charlottesmom
Member
01-02-2008
| Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 1:03 am
LMAO that is awesome!!! Despite the "British Britney's" troubles I am a major Amy fan - she has a unique voice and style that I admire greatly and hey, she beat out Kanye <cough cough> West! Who would have thought Herbie Hancock would come in and steely Dan the show? hee hee
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 9:11 am
That is too funny, Darrell!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 1:40 pm
Thanks, everyone!
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Nino
Member
09-20-2004
| Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 2:33 pm
LOL, Darrell Lynn!! A great opening parody for the new season!!! Loved it!!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 3:14 pm
"You Can't Stop The Beat (exerpt)-from Hairspray You can't stop the writers now As they picket Hollywood So the new shows start to disappear And the choices aren't so good And you can gather up some new hamsters But they won't act like they should Cause the show keeps goin' On and on And the houseguests all go Till there's only one I was lost til I heard the news That it's back today Cause you can't stop BB Ever since this old show began A woman stood outside the big doors And she is Julie Chen And so I'm gonna wait to sit through it The best that I can, today 'Cause you cant stop The romance of the showmance Or the tellin' of lies You can watch all of the scheming Of the girls and the guys And if you try to vote me out I'm gonna spit in your eye and say That you cant stop BB! You can't stop the backdoor As it messes up the teams You can try and stop the HoH But then all's not what it seems And if they try to fix things, this year, I'll send letters to the F C C Cause the show keeps going On and on And the houseguests all go Till there's only one I was lost til I heard the news That it's back today Cause you can't stop BB Ever since we first saw the fights As we watched them go on weekday And on the Sunday nights And so I'm gonna stay stay up late and Watch with all my might, their play 'Cause you cant stop The ardor of the backdoor Or the taste of the slop You can try to choke it with out spilling a drop But you cannot stop the usage Of the veto or the nom Cause you cant stop BB! You can't stop BB!! You can't stop BB!! You can't stop BB!! You can't stop BB!!
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Nino
Member
09-20-2004
| Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 4:39 pm
Another great one, Darrell Lynn!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 12:12 pm
Not too inspired this year. Hear's a song for Sheila, Based on "Oh, Sheila" by Ready For The World. Like I always say... what's bad for the guests Is always good for the camera Oh Sheila, oh, oh Oh lady get it right When you meet your partner you don't fight, hmm You can't let the others see That's the choice of which you disagree Oh, sugar there you've been Posin' as faux-lesbians Listen, everybody knows you aren't saints The way you act, you are really les-b-ain'ts Oh...oh Sheila, should I watch you Till the morning comes Oh...oh Sheila, you know I'll prob'ly Be the only one Oh lady, understand that I want To see a better plan But it seems you're choosing things wrong I'm trying to lay it out in this song Oh crazy, it's plain to see You skipped Hef and chose Guccione I think you threw an fit on me Horny lady, just you wait and see And I say Oh...oh Sheila, should I watch you Till the morning comes Oh...oh Sheila, you know I'll prob'ly Be the only one Oh crazy, it's got to be You love it lady honestly, hmm, I want to Duh u duh da li a di a di da li
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 12:26 pm
LOL Mr. D. Love the lines: Listen, everybody knows you aren't saints The way you act, you are really les-b-ain'ts hahahaha
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Goddessatlaw
Member
07-19-2002
| Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 12:27 pm
ROFL!! Darrellh, you haven't lost your touch that's for sure. Love "Oh Sheila."
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 8:39 pm
Thanks, I'll try to put a few more up. Hard to do this year.
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Thursday, March 20, 2008 - 2:37 pm
A take off on "If I Fell" by The Beatles. If I give my word to you would you promise you'll do, too and help us try to stay 'cause you've given it before and I found it means no more than just words to say If I give my vote to you I must be sure that it's not a joke that you would keep me over her If I trust in you oh please don't tell a lie if you give your word oh please don't back door me like her 'cause that makes you look insane and I would be sad if our new pact was in vain So I hope to see that you would like to stay here and what we will do if they learn we're a deux if I give my word to you
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Darclyte
Member
07-11-2005
| Thursday, March 20, 2008 - 3:34 pm
Taken from "Jane" by Jefferson Starship James you say it's all over for you and Chelsia There's a time for love and a time for letting it be Crazy James you're playin' a game that's hard to win by any other name Hopin' Big Brother will not make you insane James you're playin' a game you never can win boy You're stayin' awake just so they'll ask you, "what you doin', Crazy?" Like a cat and a mouse (cat and a mouse) From out the door and back to the house Don't you pretend you don't know what they're talkin' about Were all those movies you made for money? (hey hey) Only because you didn't have a honey? Oh James, you're playin' a game, you're playin' a game, playin' a game James, Nat's playin' a game of hide and go seek James you're playin' for fun but Sheila plays for keeps (yes she does) Oh James, it's a game on TV Oh James, thats so plain to see James James James (James James James)...
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Qchele
Member
07-29-2007
| Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 4:50 pm
Love them ALL!!! Thank you so much for the laughs and for sharing your talents with us once again. ~~still chuckling~~ "Oh, Sheila!" hahahaha
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