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2008 music parodies, winter edition

The TVClubHouse: Big Brother IX- 2008 ARCHIVES: Big Brother 9 - Part 5: 2008 music parodies, winter edition users admin

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Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Monday, February 11, 2008 - 10:29 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Hey everyone! Let's all play this season.
This is a parody of "Rehab", by Amy Winehouse.


They tried to make me go watch reruns but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes they've got blank that's new just say thanks you'll know know know
There ain't time that's prime and if my daddy thinks it's fine
He's tried to make me go watch reruns but I won't go go go

I really, really don't love Ray
I ain't got no Happy Days
Coz there's nothing
There's nothing they can teach me
That I ain't learned from Jane Hathaway

I didn't try for Head of the Class
And I don't watch the sands in the hour glass

They tried to make me go watch wrestling but I said 'no, no, no'
I've peeked and there's no million bucks on that show show show
I ain't got cable and if my daddy's full of bull
He's tried to make me go watch reruns but I won't go go go

The man asked "what's the suggested price"?
I said 'I got no idea
I'm gonna, I'm gonna just go crazy
cause it's always just not very nice'
He said 'I just think you're distressed,
check out Loretta Young's next dress'

They tried to make me go watch reruns but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes they've got blank that's new just say thanks you'll know know know
There ain't time that's prime and if my daddy thinks it's fine
He's tried to make me go watch reruns but I won't go go go

I don't ever wanna search again
Or have to ever see a "Friends"
I'm not gonna spend more weeks
have everyone root for Gentle Ben

I'll watch Big Brother
and not Car that's my Mother

They tried to make me go watch reruns but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes they've got blank that's new just say thanks you'll know know know
There ain't time that's prime and if my daddy thinks it's fine
He's tried to make me go watch reruns but I won't go go go


Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Monday, February 11, 2008 - 10:32 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
That's just rad dude! luv it! Yes Yes Yes.

Ketchuplover
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08-30-2000

Monday, February 11, 2008 - 10:34 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ketchuplover a private message Print Post    
<stands> <applauds> <sits> :-)

Charlottesmom
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01-02-2008

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 1:03 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Charlottesmom a private message Print Post    
LMAO that is awesome!!! Despite the "British Britney's" troubles I am a major Amy fan - she has a unique voice and style that I admire greatly and hey, she beat out Kanye <cough cough> West! Who would have thought Herbie Hancock would come in and steely Dan the show? hee hee

Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 9:11 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
That is too funny, Darrell!

Darrellh
Member

07-21-2004

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 1:40 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Thanks, everyone!

Nino
Member

09-20-2004

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 2:33 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nino a private message Print Post    
LOL, Darrell Lynn!! A great opening parody for the new season!!! Loved it!!

Darrellh
Member

07-21-2004

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 3:14 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
"You Can't Stop The Beat (exerpt)-from Hairspray

You can't stop the writers now
As they picket Hollywood
So the new shows start to disappear
And the choices aren't so good
And you can gather up some new hamsters
But they won't act like they should

Cause the show keeps goin'
On and on
And the houseguests all go
Till there's only one
I was lost til I heard the news
That it's back today

Cause you can't stop BB

Ever since this old show began
A woman stood outside the big doors
And she is Julie Chen
And so I'm gonna wait to sit through it
The best that I can, today

'Cause you cant stop
The romance of the showmance
Or the tellin' of lies
You can watch all of the scheming
Of the girls and the guys

And if you try to vote me out
I'm gonna spit in your eye and say
That you cant stop BB!

You can't stop the backdoor
As it messes up the teams
You can try and stop the HoH
But then all's not what it seems

And if they try to fix things, this year,
I'll send letters to the F C C
Cause the show keeps going
On and on
And the houseguests all go
Till there's only one
I was lost til I heard the news
That it's back today

Cause you can't stop BB

Ever since we first saw the fights
As we watched them go on weekday
And on the Sunday nights
And so I'm gonna stay stay up late and
Watch with all my might, their play

'Cause you cant stop
The ardor of the backdoor
Or the taste of the slop
You can try to choke it with out
spilling a drop
But you cannot stop the usage
Of the veto or the nom
Cause you cant stop BB!

You can't stop BB!!
You can't stop BB!!
You can't stop BB!!
You can't stop BB!!


Nino
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09-20-2004

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 4:39 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nino a private message Print Post    
Another great one, Darrell Lynn!

Darrellh
Member

07-21-2004

Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 12:12 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Not too inspired this year. Hear's a song for Sheila, Based on "Oh, Sheila" by Ready For The World.


Like I always say... what's bad for the guests
Is always good for the camera
Oh Sheila, oh, oh

Oh lady get it right
When you meet your partner you don't fight, hmm
You can't let the others see
That's the choice of which you disagree

Oh, sugar there you've been
Posin' as faux-lesbians
Listen, everybody knows you aren't saints
The way you act, you are really les-b-ain'ts

Oh...oh Sheila, should I watch you
Till the morning comes
Oh...oh Sheila, you know I'll prob'ly
Be the only one

Oh lady, understand that I want
To see a better plan

But it seems you're choosing things wrong
I'm trying to lay it out in this song
Oh crazy, it's plain to see
You skipped Hef and chose Guccione

I think you threw an fit on me
Horny lady, just you wait and see

And I say
Oh...oh Sheila, should I watch you
Till the morning comes
Oh...oh Sheila, you know I'll prob'ly
Be the only one

Oh crazy, it's got to be
You love it lady honestly, hmm, I want to
Duh u duh da li a di a di da li


Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 12:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
LOL Mr. D. Love the lines:
Listen, everybody knows you aren't saints
The way you act, you are really les-b-ain'ts


hahahaha

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 12:27 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
ROFL!! Darrellh, you haven't lost your touch that's for sure. Love "Oh Sheila."

Darrellh
Member

07-21-2004

Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 8:39 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Thanks, I'll try to put a few more up. Hard to do this year.

Darrellh
Member

07-21-2004

Thursday, March 20, 2008 - 2:37 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
A take off on "If I Fell" by The Beatles.


If I give my word to you
would you promise you'll do, too
and help us try to stay
'cause you've given it before
and I found it means no more
than just words to say

If I give my vote to you
I must be sure
that it's not a joke
that you would keep me over her

If I trust in you oh please
don't tell a lie
if you give your word oh please
don't back door me like her

'cause that makes you look insane
and I would be sad if our new pact was in vain

So I hope to see that you
would like to stay here
and what we will do
if they learn we're a deux
if I give my word to you


Darclyte
Member

07-11-2005

Thursday, March 20, 2008 - 3:34 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darclyte a private message Print Post    
Taken from "Jane" by Jefferson Starship

James you say it's all over for you and Chelsia
There's a time for love and a time for letting it be
Crazy James you're playin' a game that's hard to win by any other name
Hopin' Big Brother will not make you insane

James you're playin' a game you never can win boy
You're stayin' awake just so they'll ask you, "what you doin', Crazy?"
Like a cat and a mouse (cat and a mouse)
From out the door and back to the house
Don't you pretend you don't know what they're talkin' about

Were all those movies you made for money? (hey hey)
Only because you didn't have a honey?
Oh James, you're playin' a game, you're playin' a game, playin' a game

James, Nat's playin' a game of hide and go seek
James you're playin' for fun but Sheila plays for keeps (yes she does)
Oh James, it's a game on TV
Oh James, thats so plain to see
James James James
(James James James)...

Qchele
Member

07-29-2007

Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 4:50 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Qchele a private message Print Post    
Love them ALL!!!

Thank you so much for the laughs and for sharing your talents with us once again.

~~still chuckling~~ "Oh, Sheila!" hahahaha