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Original TVCH unOfficial Poster Quiz ...

The TVClubHouse: Big Brother VIII - 2007 ARCHIVES: Big Brother 8 - Part 11: Original TVCH unOfficial Poster Quiz Revisited users admin

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Draheid
Board Administrator

09-09-2001

Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 5:02 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Draheid a private message Print Post    
A little nostalgia, just for fun. . .
Azriel Monday, July 05, 2004 - 11:15 am
 
It's the last bit of calm before the storm. Take a moment to sit back and answer this quiz. :-)

1. Houseguest A says that when she was recovering from her recent boob job she found out that her boyfriend (who is the father of two of her 6 children) was having an affair with the woman who lives in the next trailer over. You -

a. Post a message saying that Houseguest A is nothing but a trailer trash HO and threaten to call child welfare and have her children taken away from her.

b. Post a message saying you wonder if this explains why Houseguest A has so much trouble trusting the men in the house.

c. Post nothing because you have led a sheltered life and you are still wondering what a boob is, but you won't post and ask anyone because they might think you are stupid.

2. You think Poster M is a rude moron. He always puts down your favorite houseguest. You -

a. Post a message telling Poster M he is a and you are sick of hearing his stupid opinions and he needs to go post on the 'Morons Are Us' board.

b. You don't let it bother you because you realize that on a message board as big as TVCH there will always be people who have very different opinions and even stupid morons are entitled to their opinion.

c. You send the moderators numerous emails begging them to ban Poster M because he is being too mean to your favorite Houseguest B and your favorite Houseguest B doesn't deserve it. When the moderators answer you telling you they can't ban Poster M because being a stupid moron isn't against any of the rules, you cry for an hour because you think the moderators really hate Houseguest B, too and are just protecting their favorite poster and then you start a thread entitled "We Houseguest B - Mean People Stay Out!"

3. Poster C has started a BB game on the board that you are playing. A situation comes up in the show that she wasn't expecting so she realizes she needs to change the rules. You :

a. Post a message saying that Poster C is a moron that can't even run a simple game and you demand that she go back two months and recalculate all of the scores because she can't get away with screwing you!

b. Realize that Poster C is putting a lot of time and effort into running the game and her only reward for that is the enjoyment of the other posters. Things happen that you don't expect and it's no big deal.

c. Cry, cry, cry because she ruined your chance to win, you just know you would have finally won something if she hadn't changed the rules. Then you send the moderators an email saying that they shouldn't even allow posters to run their stupid unfair games on the board and hurt people's feelings.

4. Posters C,L,I and K are posting in a thread and talking on and on between themselves with little jokes that only they understand and they are totally off the subject of the thread. You :

a. Post a message saying C,L,I and K are ugly cowfaced morons and tell them to get the hell out of your thread with their freaking cutsie pie crap that no one wants to hear.

b. Realize that a lot of people have been on the board a long time and some have actually met each other so they do have little inside jokes. You think this is really a friendly, great place to post and then you just post your opinion on the subject of the thread and hope they join back in on the topic.

c. You start a thread and complain about all the cliques on the board and tell the board that all those people with their inside jokes make you feel uncomfortable, unimportant and unwanted. When C, L, I and K come in to the thread and try to explain that they were all old friends on the board and didn't mean to make you feel bad. You feel like they are all ganging up on you and attacking you. You think, 'What's the use? No one cares what I think anyway' and you cry, cry, cry.

5. You stayed up really late watching the houseguests have a naked golf tournament.
Poster M started posting his usual moronic blather trying to stir people up and you fell for the bait and totally lost it and posted what you thought was a carefully worded post that was in the letter of the rules, but still cleverly flamed Poster M. The moderators said, 'Don't think so!' and modded your post. You :


a. Post a message on the board saying the moderators are unfair and you demand that your post be returned to the board unmoderated or you will find out where the moderators live and make them all sorry. When the moderators promptly ban you from the board, you start another message board called 'The TVCH Moderators SUCK! Let Me Tell You Why' Three years from now you are still posting on your board and telling any poor smuck that happens to stumble in about the day the TVCH moderators unfairly moderated you.

b. Turn off the computer and go read a book and relax because you realize that you are tired and have let yourself get too upset over a message board and a TV show. You come back to the board a few hours later in a better mindset and go on enjoying the show and the board.

c. Cry, cry, cry and then you send the moderators emails telling them you are a good person and they have put you up for public ridicule by moderating you and you don't think you can ever post again. Then you post a message saying that while you love everyone on the board you can no longer post and everyone can blame the moderators who protect their favorite posters. You come back to the board 2 days later and hope no one notices that you are back.

Now add up your a, b and c answers.

If you answered mostly a's -

SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP!

If you answered mostly b's -

YEA! You have the TVCH Official Stamp of Approval! Go forth, post and enjoy BB5!

If you answered mostly c's -

Awww, poor baby! Come here, let me give you a hug. It's all going to be okay.


Moderator Monday, July 05, 2004 - 3:59 pm
 
Azriel neglected this most important question:


6. The Moderators on TVCH are...

a. Highly compensated by the producers & networks of the shows discussed here to be fascist nazi micromanaging <insert various expletives here> 300# internet freaks who's only purpose on this board is to control the conversation and popularity of contestants specified by the networks & producers. They are required to delete any posts attempting to support any other player except the 'chosen one' as set out by the producers.

b. a small but hard working group of people who actually do have a real life outside of TVCH. They started out as regular members here to enjoy something they shared with others who participated here too. Along the way, they were offered the opportunity to participate on a higher level in the success of this board, often with limited appreciation, frequently with much aggravation, and always in a volunteer (unpaid) capacity.

c. The moderators are only here to make my experience unbelievably difficult. They only want to harrass me and never any of the 'good people' on the board. I should never have signed up for an account in the first place.


Rosem4243
Member

06-27-2005

Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 5:35 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Rosem4243 a private message Print Post    
LOL!!! I am definitely a 'b' girl, and I am very thankful and appreciative of all the great Mods here!

(Is that enough of a suck-up?)

Seriously, you guys do a terrific job, and I sometimes go to other boards, and wind up crying.

Biloxibelle
Member

12-21-2001

Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 5:45 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Biloxibelle a private message Print Post    
Wow, I'm a B. And this is the B without the 5 red dots. How cool is that?

Jbean
Member

01-05-2002

Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 6:43 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Jbean a private message Print Post    
LOL! good one! B's are good! :-)

The_beav
Member

08-07-2005

Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 6:58 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send The_beav a private message Print Post    
I got mostly C'c. I don't know what Boob is. They keep making me cry here.

I am a good person. Why me??? Why me??
Love Amber
P.S. When you get to see me on POT (Power of Ten - not the other thing cause I'm done with that) you will love me because I am such a positive person

Vee
Member

02-23-2004

Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 7:00 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
What a fantastic quiz! Very clever, Azriel; I bet that was a lot of fun to write!!

ETA: Oops, thank you very very much, Draheid, for rounding that post up!

Dipo
Member

04-23-2002

Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 7:57 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dipo a private message Print Post    
That was way too funny, a good reminder to people not to take things so seriously, LMAO.

Kimsue
Member

07-08-2005

Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 8:40 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kimsue a private message Print Post    
I got Mostly B's and as I tell my kids..........I'll take B's as well as A's.

I am just a little bit crazy. lol

Messalina
Member

06-19-2005

Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 8:51 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Messalina a private message Print Post    
Okay, I've been busted. I got a fraction of a "c".

But all the rest were "b". That's my story and I'm sticking to it. If anyone disagrees with me I'm going to complain to the mods about it.

Kearie
Member

07-21-2005

Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 8:52 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kearie a private message Print Post    
Making my appointment for professional help on Monday.

Hukdonreality
Member

09-29-2003

Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 9:00 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hukdonreality a private message Print Post    
I am an Aaholic, hence the <93's> (or whatever number they are) you'll frequently see scattered in many of my posts.

It's hard for me. I'm one of 2 middle children. I have allergies. My mother never liked me. I'm out of meds. It's not my fault I tell you, not MY fault.

<93's self>

Kimsue
Member

07-08-2005

Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 9:14 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kimsue a private message Print Post    
It's Ok Huk I understand.

Come here I'll give a big hug and a smack on the back of your head.

Keldogg
Member

08-12-2005

Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 9:16 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Keldogg a private message Print Post    
What do I win?

Vee
Member

02-23-2004

Thursday, August 30, 2007 - 11:44 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
*bump*

Just because I love this quiz so much. :-)

Mssas
Member

08-04-2006

Thursday, August 30, 2007 - 11:59 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mssas a private message Print Post    
Kearie, I would wait until after Sept. 18th as I think it would be a waste of your time b-4 then.

Cndeariso
Member

06-28-2004

Thursday, August 30, 2007 - 12:11 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Cndeariso a private message Print Post    
bummer, i'm really a "b" kinda person but would love to be an "a" and get away with it. nanner, nanner!

Carol_shelly
Member

07-07-2004

Thursday, August 30, 2007 - 12:19 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Carol_shelly a private message Print Post    
love it and oh so...true

Darrellh
Member

07-21-2004

Thursday, September 20, 2007 - 3:35 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Guess I'm a "B"-boy. I think that means I can dance on, but can't possibly win, "So You Think You Can Dance".

Cricket
Member

08-05-2002

Thursday, September 20, 2007 - 8:07 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Cricket a private message Print Post    
Definitely a "B" gal, which is why I haven't been around a lot for the last few weeks of BB, heh, heh. Wouldn't want to turn into an "A" gal.

Hmm, Darrellh, I don't see "B" as meaning you can't win. If you're a "B-boy" you'll deserve your win on You Think You Can Dance, as you were nice to the other competitors, lol.

Hiyall
Member

07-06-2005

Thursday, September 20, 2007 - 12:23 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hiyall a private message Print Post    
LOL, that quiz is funny!

I got all B's by the way... ;-)

Darrellh
Member

07-21-2004

Monday, September 24, 2007 - 7:48 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Awwww. Thanks, Cricket!