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The TVClubHouse: Big Brother 8 ARCHIVES: Big Brother 8 - Part 10: The Big Brother Music Parody Thread: Archive through August 08, 2007 users admin

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Vacanick
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07-12-2004

Wednesday, July 25, 2007 - 2:30 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vacanick a private message Print Post    
Yayyyy the parodies are back! Great job Darrell! :o))

Scout
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01-20-2005

Wednesday, July 25, 2007 - 3:19 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Scout a private message Print Post    
These are really good, Darrell! It was fun to read through all of them. I especially loved, "The Crying Game". This group does seem especially teary this year.

Cutefemgirl
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07-12-2007

Thursday, July 26, 2007 - 12:07 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Cutefemgirl a private message Print Post    

Darrell ... you are a genius. I think you have mad talent!


Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Friday, July 27, 2007 - 12:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Oh, WOW! Thanks everybody.

This is for Nick and Daniele...since he told her how much "in like" he is with her. It's based on Love Story, by Andy Williams.


Where do I begin
To tell the story of how great a like can be
The sweet like story that is played out on TV
I maybe like you more than you maybe like me
Where did it start

With that first hello
She came into this house and empty bed of mine
There'd never be another like, another time
This showmance might work out and make my living fine
Right from the start

She fills my head with very special things
With angels' tears, with her bad whinings
She fills my soul with so much like
That with her dad around I'm sure of two votes
With her around, say are these bad notes?
I reach for her hand-it's always there

How long does it last
Can like be measured by the hours in a day
I have no answers now or veto'd come my way
I know I'll need her till the vote says I can stay
And she'll be there

How long does it last
Can like be measured by the hours that we play
I have no answers now or veto'd come my way
I know I'll need her till the vote says I can stay
And she'll be gone


Jimmer
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08-30-2000

Friday, July 27, 2007 - 12:29 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Jimmer a private message Print Post    
That's .... so .... beautiful <sniff>

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Friday, July 27, 2007 - 12:40 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    


Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Monday, July 30, 2007 - 2:40 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Based on In My Room, by The Beach Boys.


There's a place where I can go
and tell my secrets to
Diary room
Diary room

In this house with lock downs
all my troubles, doubts and fears
Diary room
Diary room

Do my nomming and back dooring, lie awake and pray
Do some crying and some sighing plot like yesterday

soon they're gone and I'm alone
but I won't be afraid
Diary room
Diary room


Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Tuesday, July 31, 2007 - 1:50 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
A song for Eric. It's based on American Woman, by The Guess Who (or Lenny Kravitz, depending on your preference)


America's Player, there on my TV
America's Player, listen to me
We tell you who to send out that door
And we watch you wrestle on the floor
You got more important things to do
Like find out which bed to crawl into
Now Player, I said it today
America's Player, listen what we say-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

America's Player, get away from me
America's Player, mama let me be
You got to mustard up on Jen's pillow
Or you won't get to win any dough
Nipple rings can hypnotize
Put out someone else's eyes
Now Player, you take it away
America's Player, listen what we say-ay-ay-ay

America's Player, said get away
America's Player, listen what we say
Want you to stop your flipped up collars
Bet you'd do it for a dollar
Give a secret vote to Kail
And cause Nick to chew his nails
You're telling lies with a smile
Really takes a lot of guile
Now Player, get your tasks from me
America's Player, well now let me see

Go, gotta get away, gotta get away with it, it, it
You gotta stay in Player
You gotta stay in Player
Try-try Try-try Try-try Try-try
You're playin' for me
And playin' for you
Gotta look them right in the eye
Tell them what we say to lie
You know we're gonna leave
You know you'll prob'ly go
You know we're gonna leave
You in till you're not needed, Player
We've gotta do it, Player
Goodbye America's Player
Goodbye America's tool


Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Wednesday, August 01, 2007 - 12:38 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
This is based on the theme song to the TV show, The Nanny.


She was working as a nanny in Beverley Hills,
And a part time model she was looking for some summer thrills.
What was she to do, where could she go, so
She could show off her fanny.

So over the road from The Hills to Big Brother's door,
She was there to see her pic but she expected more,
She had style, she had flair, she was there,
But it made her look a Nanny.

Who would have guessed that the girl we described
Just wasn't taking what the doctor prescribed?

Now, the father enjoys berating, watch out Jenny,
His kid hides her mouth and is smiling, she's so sneaky
She's the lady in red even when she's working to get a tan.
The flashing girl from The Hills, the Nanny named Jen."


Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Friday, August 03, 2007 - 12:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
This song is based on "Knights of the Round Table" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


We sit at the Round Table,
We eat when ere we're able,
We often scream with drama scenes
With love like Cain and Abel.
We dine well here in house a lot,
We eat crops and pops and slop a lot.

We drink at the Round Table,
Our fights are formidable,
But hot or cold, we're often told
That songs are unsingable.
We're always mad in here a lot,
We're in each others face
a lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-t.

It's war, we're tough and able,
Quite sneaky and unstable,
Between vetoes we step on toes,
And play chess at the table.
It's never boring here a lot,
It's safe to say our nerves are shot.


Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 11:01 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
just checking...is anybody looking at these anymore?

Vee
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02-23-2004

Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 11:14 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
Oh yes...always check in on the parodies. Hope that you're working on one for this dumping business not to mention the bunny suits. Poor things!

Roppiepie
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05-06-2004

Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 4:55 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Roppiepie a private message Print Post    
I love your parodies, Darrellh! You are very clever and I appreciate your songs very much!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Monday, August 06, 2007 - 9:10 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
This one is based on the standard "My Funny Valentine", which has been sung by many people.


My fuzzy bunny suit
Hot fuzzy bunny suit
You made me itch from the start

The ears are flappable
Completely laughable
Except when zippers catch a part

Is this proof I didn't think
Is this suit a little pink
And when will it start to stink
Was I smart?

But don’t change a hare for me
This is a dare for me
Stay, fuzzy bunny suit, stay
And say, I'll be here to play!


Thanks, Vee and Roppie

Jimmer
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08-30-2000

Monday, August 06, 2007 - 9:21 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Jimmer a private message Print Post    
Very cute. Wait until Bunny sees this one!

Vee
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02-23-2004

Monday, August 06, 2007 - 10:19 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
Bunny will love it! Hahahahahaha...my carpenter had to come to see what had tickled me so. ;>

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Monday, August 06, 2007 - 11:30 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
The second part of the request. This is based on Winnie the Pooh.


Deep in the Big Brother's back yard
where all of the houseguests play
You'll find the enchanted neighborhood
of Julie Chen's tortured ways

Covered in Poo
Covered in Poo
Tubs of lots of sloppy chocolate sauce and stuff
Their covered in Poo
Covered in Poo
Oiling foiling soiling their hair

Covered in Poo
Covered in Poo
Tubs of lots of sloppy chocolate sauce and stuff
Their covered in Poo
Covered in Poo
Oiling foiling soiling their hair

A jack*ss named Evel is in there
and Eric and Jessie, too
There's Dustin and Amber and her tears,
but none of them covered in Poo

Covered in Poo
Covered in Poo
Tubs of lots of sloppy chocolate sauce and stuff
Their covered in Poo
Covered in Poo
Oiling foiling soiling their hair.


Qchele
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07-29-2007

Monday, August 06, 2007 - 12:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Qchele a private message Print Post    
First year that I have seen the Music Parodies.

LOVE THEM!!!

You ROCK Darrellh.

Vee
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02-23-2004

Monday, August 06, 2007 - 2:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
Glad that work cooperated long enough for you to whip this up. Isn't that exactly the truth, though? The ones that I feel deserve the dumping didn't play POV. Shoot!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Tuesday, August 07, 2007 - 8:22 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Thank you. I was worried that I was playing to an audience of just me!

This is based on "Eric, the Half-a-Bee" from Monty Python.


A-one, two, a-one two three four
Eric, see, philisophically,
Just ipso facto can not be.
When playing he, for you and me
Finds himself a nominee.
-d'you see?

But can he be, the player he
Originally planned to be,
When
you and me we do decree,
What his next task must truly be.

-Singing!...
La di di, one two three,
Eric the Nominee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the Nominee.
Is this wretched beggar he,
bending down upon his knee,
Destined to meet our dear Julie?
No! It's Eric the Nominee.

Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee,
Eric the Nominee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the Nominee.

I like this wee employ-ee-ee,
Directed here in secrecy,
One summer's afternoon by we,
I really thought he'd pee.
He became a nominee...
he's a nominee.
The End.

He's an Anemone?
No, he's a NOMINEE.
Oh.
(Quietly)
An anemone.


Roppiepie
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05-06-2004

Tuesday, August 07, 2007 - 8:45 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Roppiepie a private message Print Post    
Darrellh, have you ever tried to get work with tv commercial jingles or sitcom jingle? You have a real talent, and you are prolific, too! Love the fuzzy bunny suit song! LOL!!!
Thanks for the laughter!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Tuesday, August 07, 2007 - 9:59 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Thanks, Roppiepie. I wouldn't even know how to go about it.

Kalekona
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06-12-2005

Tuesday, August 07, 2007 - 8:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kalekona a private message Print Post    
Solidarity forever

Is there aught we hold in common with the greedy L5
Who would lash us into boredom and would crush us with their sight?
Is there anything left to us but to organize and fight?
For the EDNE makes us strong.

Solidarity forever,
Solidarity forever,
Solidarity forever,
For the EDNE makes us strong.

Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 12:35 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
Great Caesar's Salad, this stuff is hilarious! Luv this thread- when I can find it!

Seamonkey
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09-07-2000

Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 12:55 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Seamonkey a private message Print Post    
All good.. love the bunny suit one!!