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Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Thursday, August 09, 2007 - 11:18 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
For Jameka, based on MmmBop, by Hanson.


You make so many alliances in this house
Only one or two will last
You go through quiet as a mouse
Then you turn around and they're backdoored fast
And they're backdoored fast
So hold on the ones who know to play
In the end they'll be the ones who stay
When you get bold and start losing your way
Can you tell me who will still say
Can you tell me who will still say...

Mmm hmm, umm mmm hmm mmm
Mmm hmm, umm mmm hmm mmm
Mmm hmm, umm mmm hmm mmm
Mmm hmm

Plant a seed, plant a rumor, plant a lie
You can plant anything, they'll buy
Keep planting to find out which one flies
Tell a secret, it's all lies
Tell a secret, it's all lies

In an umm hmmm there's God, in an umm hmmm you did swear
In an umm hmmm there's God, in an umm hmmm you did swear
His path's already there
Sometimes not fair

Mmm hmm, umm mmm hmm mmm
Mmm hmm, umm mmm hmm mmm
Mmm hmm, umm mmm hmm mmm
Mmm hmm

Can you tell me? You say you know but you can't share
Can you tell me why this isn't going fair?
Can you tell me if it's going to be an Eric or a Kail?

Can you tell me why this won't really be fair?
Can you tell me? You say you know but you can't share.


Pamplemousse
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09-28-2003

Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 1:24 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Pamplemousse a private message Print Post    
love the parodies...gotta say though i will never hear Dust in the Wind again w/out thinking "dustin will win..."

do you take requests? i have been thinking keeping a Kansas theme with "Carry on the Wayward Son" but i am NOT creative enough to get it to work

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Tuesday, August 14, 2007 - 6:22 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Thanks Pamplemousse. I'll try it, once work clears up a little.

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Wednesday, August 15, 2007 - 2:36 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
This is a quick one. It just came to me after watching today's happenings. It's based on Garden Party, by Ricky Nelson.


I went to a back yard party to check things out with my house friends
A chance to watch new visitors and hear some songs again
When I got to the back yard party, they all played a game
No one recognized them, they acted all insane

But it's all right now, I tried to listen well.
You see, ya can't save everyone, so ya got to save yourself

People came from all around, everyone was there
Someone brought some bunnies, there's a pirate in the air
'n' over in the guest house, much to my surprise
Mad Hatter played with Dustin's things, he was half his size

But it's all right now, I tried to watch them well.
You see, ya can't save everyone, so ya got to save yourself

lott-in-dah-dah-dah, lot-in-dah-dah-dah

Quartet sang some old songs, thought that it was free
No one heard the music, they wouldn't pay the fees
I said hello to a statue, he gave me a start
When suddenly he began to move around, recreating art

But it's all right now, I tried to listen well.
You see, ya can't save everyone, so ya got to save yourself

lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
lot-in-dah-dah-dah

So they opened up a bag of clues and we tried to take it all in
Trying to score but it's just no one had an idea what we'd win
If you gotta go to back yard parties, I wish you a lotta luck
But if solving clues is not your thing, I really think you're f***ed

But it's all right now, I tried to listen well.
You see, ya can't save everyone, so ya got to save yourself

lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
lot-in-dah-dah-dah

'n' it's all right now, I tried to listen well.
You see, ya can't save everyone, so ya got to save yourself


Landi
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07-29-2002

Thursday, August 16, 2007 - 9:12 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Landi a private message Print Post    
hey my brother! love the garden party song!! how you do this always amazes and astounds me! YOU ARE AWESOME!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Wednesday, August 22, 2007 - 12:53 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
I had a few minutes and sketched this one out. The Italian comes from Babel fish.
This is based on Volare, by Dean Martin (amongst others)

Donato, oh no
lo grido, ho ho ho ho
Let's get them out of the way
They threaten us every day
Well, Big Brother can watch them, the cameras have caught them as
Dick threatens our lives, they don't mind
We'll all leave in confusion and so disillusioned of mind
For no matter the weather, his face tough as leather it shines

Donato, oh oh
E assalto, they got to go
He yells and my happy heart sinks
A Yo-Yo without a string
When Dick threatens to rape you and then hopes you die
Then he turns it around and says that it's all been a lie
He says it's all for his daughter, he'll go on and slaughter
us all as we sleep in our beds something will hit our heads

Donato, oh oh
E crudele, oh oh no no
Your game, has made us all weak
No wonder Daniele won't speak
All your rock friends, your film friends will see what you've done, hang their heads and will turn away
You've turned into a stranger, the danger will only get worse if you stay
It seems that the more that we have to say, the more that you play

Donato, oh oh
Diavolo, oh no no no
You leave and my happy heart sings
You're gone and my heart takes wing
Your game, has made us all weak
No wonder Daniele won't speak


Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Wednesday, August 22, 2007 - 12:56 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
Awesome Dude!

Vee
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02-23-2004

Wednesday, August 22, 2007 - 1:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
Hahahahahaha...perfection!

Landi
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07-29-2002

Wednesday, August 22, 2007 - 2:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Landi a private message Print Post    
darrell, dear brother, your italian only gets a C- !!!! bad verbage on two of your four phrases. see your folder for corrections. <and i call you my brother - no Italian in ya i swear!>

Scooterrific
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07-08-2005

Wednesday, August 22, 2007 - 2:24 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Scooterrific a private message Print Post    
love it!!!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Thursday, August 23, 2007 - 12:53 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
This is Jen singing. Based on "A Town Without Pity" by Gene Pitney

When you're young and so pretty as me
And bewildered that they don't agree
Why do people hurt me so
Only those in here will know
What a house without pretty will do

People stop to ask if I'm a star
But in here it's how bad we are
This is not an easy stage
We're dysfunction in a cage
What a house without pretty will do

I think I'm gorgeous, oh so gorgeous
That everyone should look at me
Why don't they see it, try and see it
Before this day get over all their jealousy

I'm the only one who looks this hot
I got looks and all those girls have not
How can I keep everything
Have Nick buy me a ring
When I had to separate those two
what a house without pretty will do

How can I work jealousy
How they wish they were me
If their little plots work then I'm through
What a house without pretty will do

No, it's really such a pity what a house without pretty will do"


Vee
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02-23-2004

Thursday, August 23, 2007 - 3:04 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
...dysfunction in a cage

Sums it up so succinctly!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Friday, August 24, 2007 - 9:56 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Based on "Ring of Fire", by Johnny Cash.

Lies are a hurtful thing,
And their accusations sting
Tempted to conspire--
I fell in with a ring of liars.

I fell in with a vicious ring of liars --
They went on, on, on
And their tales spread wider,
And they'll burn, burn, burn,
A ring of liars, a ring of liars.

The taste of vict'ry's sweet
Not when lies repeat.
A man will protect his child --
Oh, but the man went wild.

I fell in with a vicious ring of liars --
They went on, on, on
And their tales spread wider,
And they'll burn, burn, burn,
This ring of liars, a ring of liars.

I fell in with a vicious ring of liars --
They went on, on, on
And their tales spread wider,
And they'll burn, burn, burn,
This ring of liars, this ring of liars.

A ring of liars, a ring of liars..."


Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Friday, August 24, 2007 - 10:40 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
Love 'em ET - keep 'em comin'! :-)

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 8:59 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
This is based on Land of Confusion, by Genesis.


She must've cried a thousand tears
Been in there for a million years
But she can hear the ticking clock
Telling her, she's on the block.

Now she can't Sashay or Shante
Tyra Banks won't look her way
But she thinks she can go all the way
Both with Mister and Miss Jay.

There's too many tears
Too many people
Thinking "too many problems"
And not much sense to go round
Can't she see
She lives a life of delusion.

This is the house she lives in
No veto, she won't be stayin'
Use it or she'll start crying
In this place she won't be living in.

Ooh my dear Lord, where are you now
When everything's gone wrong somehow
She didn't mean to hate the Jews
And have it show up, on the news.

There's not much time
Left in this place
Doesn't look like a future
But there's not much chance she's around
Can't she see, she lives a life self-deluded.

This is the house she lives in
No veto, she won't be stayin'
Use it or she'll start crying
In this place she won't be living in.

Remember, not long ago -
Ooh with their faces shining
Yes and their stars shone bright
Both day and night
And the sound of their laughter
As we held on tight
Seems long ago -

She might be going home tonight
This generation is quite a fright
They sit 'round making promises
That we know, they'll never keep.

There's not much time
Left in this place
Doesn't look like a future
But there's not much chance she's around
Can't she see, she lives a life self-deluded.

She's sequestered with Dustin
No romance, he's only playin'
Cryin' 'cause she's not staying
In this place she won't be living in.

This is the world we're watchin'
And these are the guests we're given
Stand up and start complaining
Just where this show is going to.


Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 9:01 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
Great!

Sherbabe
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07-28-2002

Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 9:30 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sherbabe a private message Print Post    
This is some funny stuff. Your talents, fellow TVCH'ERS are endless.

Qchele
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07-29-2007

Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 9:46 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Qchele a private message Print Post    
A ring of liars....So true.

Thank you for taking the time to share, and your talent is awesome Darrellh!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 12:08 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Thank you, very much!

Vee
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02-23-2004

Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 2:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
As always, you're the master, Darrell! I won't be able to hear Ring of Fire again without thinking of liars. Ha!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Tuesday, September 04, 2007 - 2:39 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Thanks. Just bumping up so it doesn't get deleted and fall off the bottom of the board. I'll try and write something at lunch.

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Tuesday, September 04, 2007 - 10:46 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
This song is based on Hey There Delilah, by the Plain White T's


Hey there Deluded
What's it like to be on TV?
You're a thousand miles away
but gee, tonight you look half-witty
Yes you do
There's millions much brighter than you
I'd swear it's true

Hey there Deluded
Don't you worry about repentance
We're right here when you get backdoored
Here's my song but you can't listen
Close your ears
The sound of my voice would calm your fears
If not, try beers

Oh we all see on TV
Oh we all see on TV
Oh we all see on TV
Oh we all see on TV
All see on TV

Hey there Deluded
I know the game's getting hard
But just believe me now
Someday you'll pay for
all the backstabbing
You'll get it good
The afterlife won't be so good
You'll burn like wood

Hey there Deluded
I've got so much left to say
But every simple song is just so long
And this would take all day
I'd write it all
Each bit about your rise and your fall
I'd tell it all

Oh we all see on TV
Oh we all see on TV
Oh we all see on TV
Oh we all see on TV

A thousand miles seems fairly near
But they've got planes
that drag banners
I'd purchase one if it would do some good
Your friends, they all make fun of you
except for those
who hang their heads in shame
They wear glasses and wear a hood
Deluded, I can promise you
That by the time you get through
The show will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Deluded
You'll be gone and we won't miss you
Few more weeks and you'll
be trivia
No one who plays will have the slightest clue
You know it's all because you do
The things that we don't like from you
Hey there Deluded here's to you
This ones for you

Oh we all see on TV
Oh we all see on TV
Oh we all see on TV
Oh we all see on TV
They show it on TV


Sarasmile
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02-09-2007

Tuesday, September 04, 2007 - 12:35 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sarasmile a private message Print Post    
That is the all time best one, Darrellh - pure genius

Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Tuesday, September 04, 2007 - 12:51 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
I love it! LOL I'll be singing that for the rest of the day.

Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Tuesday, September 04, 2007 - 6:56 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
FUN!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Monday, September 10, 2007 - 8:41 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
I'll try to do something after tomorrow's show.

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Tuesday, September 11, 2007 - 9:36 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Actually, something during lunch hour today. This is for Jameka. It's based on Dominique, by The Singing Nun.


"Oh, Jameka, meka, meka I will tell of poor Jameke
She lived to keep her word
And I hope to sing this song
To tell how they did her wrong
That the truth shall now be heard!

I will tell of Poor Jameka as upon the Lord she calls
As she questions the wisdom of big blue bouncing balls!

Oh, Jameka, meka, meka it's not good for poor Jameke
The ball bounced others' way
The producers let it go
Cause it made a better show!
And no one shall save the day!

“You are out”, said Julie Chen as she spoke about the game,
“Someone else will be the winner, let them nominate your name”!

Oh, Jameka, meka, meka once again it's poor Jameke
What burdens she does bear
With pure courage she will play
She's looking for a way!
She hasn't got a prayer!"


Roppiepie
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05-06-2004

Tuesday, September 11, 2007 - 9:53 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Roppiepie a private message Print Post    
Love it! These are so clever and fun!!! Thank you for sharing your talent!

Scooterrific
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07-08-2005

Tuesday, September 11, 2007 - 10:02 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Scooterrific a private message Print Post    
LOL love it Darrellhoney!!

Vee
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02-23-2004

Tuesday, September 11, 2007 - 10:32 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
Yup, that's a good one. Sigh. Kinda depressing, too. You're one talented man, Darrell. Now, have you seen the parody video on Evel Dick posted somewhere around these parts?

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Tuesday, September 11, 2007 - 1:52 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Thanks, Roppiepie, Scooterific, and Vee! My job is keeping me so busy, that my output here is much less than in previous years.
Vee, I haven't seen the video, but I'll check it out when I get home. The filters at work prevent me from opening video, anyway.

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Tuesday, September 18, 2007 - 2:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Thanks, everyone. It's been fun, again. I didn't get to do as many songs as usual this year, but the ones I did were fun to do. Let's all do some next year.