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Vacanick
Member
07-12-2004
| Wednesday, July 25, 2007 - 2:30 pm
Yayyyy the parodies are back! Great job Darrell! :o))
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Scout
Member
01-20-2005
| Wednesday, July 25, 2007 - 3:19 pm
These are really good, Darrell! It was fun to read through all of them. I especially loved, "The Crying Game". This group does seem especially teary this year.
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Cutefemgirl
Member
07-12-2007
| Thursday, July 26, 2007 - 12:07 pm
Darrell ... you are a genius. I think you have mad talent!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Friday, July 27, 2007 - 12:21 pm
Oh, WOW! Thanks everybody. This is for Nick and Daniele...since he told her how much "in like" he is with her. It's based on Love Story, by Andy Williams. Where do I begin To tell the story of how great a like can be The sweet like story that is played out on TV I maybe like you more than you maybe like me Where did it start With that first hello She came into this house and empty bed of mine There'd never be another like, another time This showmance might work out and make my living fine Right from the start She fills my head with very special things With angels' tears, with her bad whinings She fills my soul with so much like That with her dad around I'm sure of two votes With her around, say are these bad notes? I reach for her hand-it's always there How long does it last Can like be measured by the hours in a day I have no answers now or veto'd come my way I know I'll need her till the vote says I can stay And she'll be there How long does it last Can like be measured by the hours that we play I have no answers now or veto'd come my way I know I'll need her till the vote says I can stay And she'll be gone
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Jimmer
Moderator
08-30-2000
| Friday, July 27, 2007 - 12:29 pm
That's .... so .... beautiful <sniff> 
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Friday, July 27, 2007 - 12:40 pm

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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Monday, July 30, 2007 - 2:40 pm
Based on In My Room, by The Beach Boys. There's a place where I can go and tell my secrets to Diary room Diary room In this house with lock downs all my troubles, doubts and fears Diary room Diary room Do my nomming and back dooring, lie awake and pray Do some crying and some sighing plot like yesterday soon they're gone and I'm alone but I won't be afraid Diary room Diary room
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Tuesday, July 31, 2007 - 1:50 pm
A song for Eric. It's based on American Woman, by The Guess Who (or Lenny Kravitz, depending on your preference) America's Player, there on my TV America's Player, listen to me We tell you who to send out that door And we watch you wrestle on the floor You got more important things to do Like find out which bed to crawl into Now Player, I said it today America's Player, listen what we say-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay America's Player, get away from me America's Player, mama let me be You got to mustard up on Jen's pillow Or you won't get to win any dough Nipple rings can hypnotize Put out someone else's eyes Now Player, you take it away America's Player, listen what we say-ay-ay-ay America's Player, said get away America's Player, listen what we say Want you to stop your flipped up collars Bet you'd do it for a dollar Give a secret vote to Kail And cause Nick to chew his nails You're telling lies with a smile Really takes a lot of guile Now Player, get your tasks from me America's Player, well now let me see Go, gotta get away, gotta get away with it, it, it You gotta stay in Player You gotta stay in Player Try-try Try-try Try-try Try-try You're playin' for me And playin' for you Gotta look them right in the eye Tell them what we say to lie You know we're gonna leave You know you'll prob'ly go You know we're gonna leave You in till you're not needed, Player We've gotta do it, Player Goodbye America's Player Goodbye America's tool
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Wednesday, August 01, 2007 - 12:38 pm
This is based on the theme song to the TV show, The Nanny. She was working as a nanny in Beverley Hills, And a part time model she was looking for some summer thrills. What was she to do, where could she go, so She could show off her fanny. So over the road from The Hills to Big Brother's door, She was there to see her pic but she expected more, She had style, she had flair, she was there, But it made her look a Nanny. Who would have guessed that the girl we described Just wasn't taking what the doctor prescribed? Now, the father enjoys berating, watch out Jenny, His kid hides her mouth and is smiling, she's so sneaky She's the lady in red even when she's working to get a tan. The flashing girl from The Hills, the Nanny named Jen."
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Friday, August 03, 2007 - 12:26 pm
This song is based on "Knights of the Round Table" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. We sit at the Round Table, We eat when ere we're able, We often scream with drama scenes With love like Cain and Abel. We dine well here in house a lot, We eat crops and pops and slop a lot. We drink at the Round Table, Our fights are formidable, But hot or cold, we're often told That songs are unsingable. We're always mad in here a lot, We're in each others face a lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-t. It's war, we're tough and able, Quite sneaky and unstable, Between vetoes we step on toes, And play chess at the table. It's never boring here a lot, It's safe to say our nerves are shot.
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 11:01 am
just checking...is anybody looking at these anymore?
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Vee
Member
02-23-2004
| Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 11:14 am
Oh yes...always check in on the parodies. Hope that you're working on one for this dumping business not to mention the bunny suits. Poor things!
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Roppiepie
Member
05-06-2004
| Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 4:55 pm
I love your parodies, Darrellh! You are very clever and I appreciate your songs very much!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Monday, August 06, 2007 - 9:10 am
This one is based on the standard "My Funny Valentine", which has been sung by many people. My fuzzy bunny suit Hot fuzzy bunny suit You made me itch from the start The ears are flappable Completely laughable Except when zippers catch a part Is this proof I didn't think Is this suit a little pink And when will it start to stink Was I smart? But don’t change a hare for me This is a dare for me Stay, fuzzy bunny suit, stay And say, I'll be here to play! Thanks, Vee and Roppie
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Jimmer
Moderator
08-30-2000
| Monday, August 06, 2007 - 9:21 am
Very cute. Wait until Bunny sees this one!
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Vee
Member
02-23-2004
| Monday, August 06, 2007 - 10:19 am
Bunny will love it! Hahahahahaha...my carpenter had to come to see what had tickled me so. ;>
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Monday, August 06, 2007 - 11:30 am
The second part of the request. This is based on Winnie the Pooh. Deep in the Big Brother's back yard where all of the houseguests play You'll find the enchanted neighborhood of Julie Chen's tortured ways Covered in Poo Covered in Poo Tubs of lots of sloppy chocolate sauce and stuff Their covered in Poo Covered in Poo Oiling foiling soiling their hair Covered in Poo Covered in Poo Tubs of lots of sloppy chocolate sauce and stuff Their covered in Poo Covered in Poo Oiling foiling soiling their hair A jack*ss named Evel is in there and Eric and Jessie, too There's Dustin and Amber and her tears, but none of them covered in Poo Covered in Poo Covered in Poo Tubs of lots of sloppy chocolate sauce and stuff Their covered in Poo Covered in Poo Oiling foiling soiling their hair.
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Qchele
Member
07-29-2007
| Monday, August 06, 2007 - 12:22 pm
First year that I have seen the Music Parodies. LOVE THEM!!! You ROCK Darrellh.
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Vee
Member
02-23-2004
| Monday, August 06, 2007 - 2:06 pm
Glad that work cooperated long enough for you to whip this up. Isn't that exactly the truth, though? The ones that I feel deserve the dumping didn't play POV. Shoot!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Tuesday, August 07, 2007 - 8:22 am
Thank you. I was worried that I was playing to an audience of just me! This is based on "Eric, the Half-a-Bee" from Monty Python. A-one, two, a-one two three four Eric, see, philisophically, Just ipso facto can not be. When playing he, for you and me Finds himself a nominee. -d'you see? But can he be, the player he Originally planned to be, When you and me we do decree, What his next task must truly be. -Singing!... La di di, one two three, Eric the Nominee. A B C D E F G, Eric the Nominee. Is this wretched beggar he, bending down upon his knee, Destined to meet our dear Julie? No! It's Eric the Nominee. Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee, Eric the Nominee. Ho ho ho, tee hee hee, Eric the Nominee. I like this wee employ-ee-ee, Directed here in secrecy, One summer's afternoon by we, I really thought he'd pee. He became a nominee... he's a nominee. The End. He's an Anemone? No, he's a NOMINEE. Oh. (Quietly) An anemone.
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Roppiepie
Member
05-06-2004
| Tuesday, August 07, 2007 - 8:45 am
Darrellh, have you ever tried to get work with tv commercial jingles or sitcom jingle? You have a real talent, and you are prolific, too! Love the fuzzy bunny suit song! LOL!!! Thanks for the laughter!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Tuesday, August 07, 2007 - 9:59 am
Thanks, Roppiepie. I wouldn't even know how to go about it.
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Kalekona
Member
06-12-2005
| Tuesday, August 07, 2007 - 8:18 pm
Solidarity forever Is there aught we hold in common with the greedy L5 Who would lash us into boredom and would crush us with their sight? Is there anything left to us but to organize and fight? For the EDNE makes us strong. Solidarity forever, Solidarity forever, Solidarity forever, For the EDNE makes us strong.
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 12:35 pm
Great Caesar's Salad, this stuff is hilarious! Luv this thread- when I can find it!
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Seamonkey
Moderator
09-07-2000
| Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 12:55 pm
All good.. love the bunny suit one!!
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