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From the Archives - Parodies of Big Brother 3
I could not find any from BB4, sorry



Rnr60 Friday, July 26, 2002 - 05:47 pm

Just sit right back and you?ll hear a tale, tale of a fateful game, that
started in a hopeful way, all searching for fame.............Here on
Shapiro?s Isle.

Today?s zany episode stars:

Roddy as the Professor
Jerry as the Skipper
Josh as his little buddy Gilligan
Lisa as the dark side of Mary Ann
Amy as Ginger the movie star
Marcellus and Danielle as the Howells (first names funny and greedy)

Eric as the muscle bound guy who was on the island to play the Ape Man
Jason as the guy who doesn?t fit in this scenario at all! How did he get
in this game?

Chiara as the cannibal witch doctress (can?t you just see her with a
bone through her nose?) who has a yen for a nice big piece of meat. The
professor is dead set in her sights. Will she fight and vanquish the
movie star for the rights to this hunk?

Watch tonights episode to find out!

Hi all, just saw the nominations, really depressed me that Amy and Marc
were nominated by this group. Seeing Roddy give one of his little
lectures made me think of The Professor.

This is not meant to offend anyone, my first time posting after lurking
for a long time. Just needed something silly to get me out of my funk. I
liked Amy and Marcellus, who wants to watch the other ones?


Mocha Friday, July 26, 2002 - 05:57 pm

a three hour tour,
a three hour tour,
the weather started getting rough
the tiny ship was tossed
if not for the courage of the fearless crew the minnow would be lost
the minnow would be lost.....

jason is the jungle boy that gilligan found.


Snee Friday, July 26, 2002 - 07:43 pm

just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a smutty show,
that started about 3 weeks ago,
with arnie sha-pir-o.

week one was tough with evil josh,
and gerry's heartfelt speech.
he saved my favourite, marcellas,
but friends were out of reach.

the second week was quite bizarre,
with kiki's life in code,
bikini's made of peanut butter,
and how they drop their load.

the third week now has tonya gone,
another pawn goes *poof*
if rod and chi do not go soon,
then snee will hit the roof!!!


Draheid Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:07 pm

Ok, here's my shot at a 'beginning' for a song:

Here's a story,
About a man named Arnie
Who was busy with the show Big Brother 3
He was once known,
For producing dramas,
Until he heard about Reality TV.
...
Ok, I'm stuck now .... somebody please jump in...


Snee Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:20 pm

ooh, draheid, i love it!

next stanza:

it's a story of a bunch of hamsters,
that were forced to live together in one cage.
all of them had dreams of big fame and of money,
so most threatened onces felt poorly dis-guised rage...

poorly dis-guised rage--
oh disguised rage--
so most threatened ones felt poorly disguised rage!

doo doo do-do-do-do-do doo!


Needmylifeback Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 02:48 pm

So this one day when we heard Miss Amy bellow..
That she knew just what she'd eat for lunch...
A sandwich made of cheeses - white and yellow..
And some shredded thrown on top for her to munch!

For her to munch, For her to munch...
And some shredded thrown on top for her to munch!


Snee Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 07:08 pm

nice one, nmlb!

thread about nothing
lisa asks marce about key
hardywins? sh*t list

(the above is a joke...sort of...*wink*)

gerry's unwashed hands
grosses out other hamsters
who 'pick' then make lunch


Twiggyish Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 07:17 pm

I wanna tell you all a story of a man name Arn, poor hollywoodeer,
barely kept his cronies fed..
Then one day he was shopping for a show...


Needmylifeback Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 08:33 pm

(I wanna tell you all a story of a man named Arn, poor hollywoodeer,
barely kept his crinies fed...Then one day he was shopping for a show...)


...in the middle of the lot he built a house for Big Bro...

reality T.V. ....Actor Wannabees....

He sent his producers out to the bars and such, told them to find anyone
...it didn't matter much. Said "12 people we'll seclude from
reality...and maybe there'll be stuff we could use on the T.V." ....

conversation....teamwork....family stuff....

Well, they gathered up these 12 folks willing to play the game...First
glance at them we'd knew they were not tame.....We got a bunch of
whiners with no scruples to their names ... and that's what you get when
you try to win the game!


500 grand...not just peanutbutter you know!


Curlyq Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:10 pm

That was great Twiggyish and Needmylifeback!

Have you all read this parody called "The 12 Days of BB3" posted at
Joker's?

On the twelfth day of Big Brother
Shapiro gave to me
Twelve Jerry Springer rejects
Eleven fronts of the house
Ten thongs in the dryer
Nine liars aligning
Eight houseguests scheming
Seven luxury challenges
Six houseguests sleeping
Five nominations
Four guys pumping iron
Three ho?s in Jiffy
Two blonde bimbos
And a virgin pure as snow
Copyright 2002
Poet deVine


Blinky Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 05:46 am

(green acres)

BB is not the place to for me
Coed livin for all to see
Spoonin and sex talk for all to hear
hAS the guys grinnin from ear to ear

Girls in showers then in peanut butter suits
Boys in skivies and a cute queen to boot
Sex talk coming...makes em sound like hos
Gimme a corncob to eat not one to blow

Boobs aleakin and girls into hottub spouts
Now there's talk bout hemmies(roids) poppin out
Some not into big brother this year
Cause it's either front of the house or sex talk we gotta hear


Needmylifeback Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 06:09 am

another verse to add to the (Brady Bunch Theme song...)

Then there's Eric..He's a firefighter...
And his house toy Lisa thinks that he's a hunk...
We have learned that in his sleep he talks all- nighter.....
Nothing Important...His heads just full of junk...


Needmylifeback Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 07:44 am

We've got Gerry who's the token older man...
And these younsters do not like him very much..
Seems his habits are disgusting to their "fun" plan...
And behind his back they've told him half as much!


Blinky Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 08:38 am

The BB Family (ADAMS)

They're creepy and they're sneaky
Others in shower they like to peeky
They're all together freaky
The BB family

(chiapets chorus)
snap snap

Their house is set in motion
please share that drink of potion
they together get the notion
Amy's out of the family

(Chiapet chorus)
snap snap


Alaginger Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 09:43 am

They're soon to have a dinner
It's going to the winner
I'm only a beginner
I wonder who will go!

(Chiapet chorus)
snap snap

If voters pick Marcellas
I hope his choice ain't callous
The others will be jealous
As out the door they go!

(Chiapet chorus)
snap snap

With Roddy or with Amy
He'll say,"Dear's, please don't blame me!
I'm coming back the same me
To the BB family."

(Chiapet chorus)
snap snap


Boredtart Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 09:46 am

This made me wake up with a giggle:

Cue Music: Theme from Mary Tyler Moore Show.

Roll Pictures: Amy and Marcelles frolicking through Manhattan end with
the beret toss and a hug!

Or if you are really warped just picture Gerry and Josh doing the above!


Blinky Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 11:14 am

FOR BOREDTART...MARY TYLER MOORE

How will you make it on your own?
This house is awfully big,Marcellus soon you'll be all alone
But it's time you were a winner
That's why I voted for you to win dinner
You might just win it after all

Love is all around now don't you waste it
Dinner with Roddy ...he could always fake "it"
You might just make "it" after all


Needmylifeback Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 03:55 pm

The Entire Cast of BB3 - Get that Brady Bunch tune Going.....(I
apologise in advance for any injuries I may cause by spewing liquid
through your nose! - Also to those who may be offended by my words...I
do not mean to offend!)


The first to be evicted was Ms. Lori...
She had just 12 days to make a scene...
While we may not ever know her real life story...
The other hamsters thought she was quite mean...

And Tonya with her incision leaking green stuff...
Got under houseguest Amy's Southern Craw...
The hamsters didn't see through Josh's "Campaign Bluff"
So that's the last of the Hamsters Tonya saw....

So this one day when we heard Miss Amy bellow..
That she knew just what she'd eat for lunch...
A sandwich made of cheeses - white and yellow..
And some shredded thrown on top for her to munch!

Then there's Eric..He's a firefighter...
And his house toy Lisa thinks that he's a hunk...
We have learned that in his sleep he talks all- nighter.....
Nothing Important...His heads just full of junk...

Marcellas is trying to play the game with honor...
But, he's finding that is difficult to do...
As the days proceed he finds he'll be a gonner...
If he doesn't get them to vote out "the Jew"...

Well Josh has plans that are quite amazing...
"Brilliant" is the word he chose to use...
He 'splained it all to Roddy while he was grazing...
Really Josh 'tween you and the girls...who'd you think he choose?....

We've got Gerry who's the token older man...
And these youngsters do not like him very much..
Seems his habits are disgusting to their "fun" plan...
And behind his back they've told him half as much!

Chiara or "Ki-Ki" as they've dubbed her...
She's shared a bed with Roddy through the game...
Amy hates this girl with all her heart that's for sure....
But, after this week guess who'll we'll see remain?

And Roddy is the groups intellectual...
His knowledge spans from the earth to the sky...
His attraction to Chiara is purely sexual...
That just proves to all he's just a normal guy...

Lisa was the first to be head of the household...
She put Marcellas and Lori on the chopping block...
Gerry used the veto in a move he thought so bold...
Now Lisa wishes a short pier off he should walk...

Danielle is one the jury is still out on...
Her game face seems to change from day to day...
Join her abs class if you want to see the flab gone...
A few weeks more I think she's gonna stay...

And who's left but our own sweet, loveable Jason?...
Proclaims he'll be a virgin till he weds...
The only one with a "REAL" game face on...
He'll never win the game of musical beds!


That's the story as NMLB knows it...
She's addicted to this board and the live feeds...
I think the time has come for her to quit...
And go back to her own families needs.....


Needmylifeback Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 05:45 pm

O.K. one more - we ordered pizza tonight and I've got a few minutes!


No need to 'splain what this song is to....


It's a house of lying and of deceit...
It's made of partical board and not concrete...
The cameras are everywhere...
It's the hamster's lair...

It's the Big Brother III Show!

It's the B. B. III Show!
It's the B. B. III Show!
Where the live feeders are in the know...
It's the B. B. III Show!

It's got musical beds happenin' every week...
Eric and Lisa sleeping cheek to cheek...
There's alliances going on....
I wish they'd bring back Bar-B-Que Dawn!

It's the B. B. III Show!


Needmylifeback Monday, July 29, 2002 - 07:58 am

O.K. guys...since I didn't get much sleep last night because theme songs
kept flitting through my head...I determined that I am going to Get My
Life Back and evict myself from this website...for a while...After this
one last Parody! LOL!


Shlameel....Shlamazzle......


Give him any rule he'll break it...
Give him a second chance, he'll take it...
He may just win this game after all....


Squeaked by nom's, he's set to go now...
To Roddy & Eric he's alligned his Vow...
He thinks the 3 of them will have a ball....

He may just do it....

There is nothing he won't try...
(Well except **** with another guy...)
I'd like to see him climb the wall....

AND JUMP OVER IT!!!!!


Yeahhhhhhhhhhh......


Tabbyking Monday, July 29, 2002 - 04:31 pm

found a peanut...


head of household
head of household
head of household for this week
went to roddy
of the body
he won't nominate the geek

toes are rotten
toes are rotten
toes are rotten on his feet
girls are gagging
g's feet are waggin
on the counters, as they eat

amy's drinking
amy's drinking
amy's drinking all she can
"citrona's awful!"
got a crawful
washed it down with lots of 'vin'

chiara's scowling
chiara's scowling
chiara's scowling all the while
snuggles roddy
mouth of potty
oh, that girl can be so vile

take marcellas
take marcellas
take marcellas he's so fine
won the phone vote
made his head float
on fresh seafood, he did dine

danielle's plotting
danielle's plotting
danielle's plotting every day
'close' to each group
full of dog poop
but she seems to have some sway

there's a wet spot
there's a wet spot
there's a wet spot on the bed
clean your bedclothes
camera's up close
what a picture in my head

arnold's game show
arnold's game show
arnold's game show's festering
once you head out
form a big pout
cause he's got sequestering

watched a live feed
watched a live feed
watched a live feed of the game
saw the aired show
and i don't know
how they call it one and same?

turned the channel
turned the channel
turned the channel for a day
couldn't stand it
back to house $it
here my tuner's gonna stay!

it's so rotten
it's so rotten
it's so rotten all the day
got me hook-ed
on the crooked
gonna watch to see whose paid....


Twiggyish Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 03:40 pm

To the tune of I'm a Little Teapot..

Roddy:

I'm a little despot,
and a lout,
Chiara I dandle,
Watch her pout..
When I get all steamed up here me shout,
Just get together and vote me out!


Cyn Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 04:51 pm

Barney the dinosaur song-

You trust me, I trust you
We?re the big bro family
With a small white lie
And a tug from me to you
Won?t you say you?ll trust me

>sic<


Blinky Friday, August 02, 2002 - 12:59 pm

Bingo

THERE IS A GIRL WHO LOVES A GUY
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY-O
B-E-V-I-S
B-E-V-I-S
B-E-V-I-S
(BUTTHEAD WOULD BE A LO BLOW-O)


THERE IS A GIRL WHO LIKES TO SNAP
I WISH HER MOUTH WOULD TAKE A NAP-HO
C-H-I-A-PET
C-H-I-A-PET
C-H-I-A-PET
(I REALLY WISH SHE WOULD GO-HO)


Snee Friday, August 02, 2002 - 01:04 pm

ooh, these are great! i'm a little despot! ahahahahahahaha!

here's more gilligan's island. i included the beginning verses so it
makes more sense. start a'hummin'. and be sure and check out rnr60's
take on gilligan characters at the beginning of the thread!

just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a smutty show,
that started about 3 weeks ago,
with arnie sha-pir-o.

week one was tough with evil josh,
and gerry's heartfelt speech.
he saved my favourite, marcellas,
but friends were out of reach.

the second week was quite bizarre,
with kiki's life in code,
bikini's made of peanut butter,
and how they drop their load.

the third week now has tonya gone,
another pawn goes *poof*
if rod and chi do not go soon,
then snee will hit the roof!!!

week four was tough with roddy king,
and marce and amy nom'd.
they had a fight but made up fast,
then amy said, 'so long!'

(before she left they picked on her,
well, that was this snee's take.
"you're selfish!"...then they toasted her,
AMY! WALK OUT FOR YOUR SAKE!)


Blinky Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 08:41 am

GOOD ONE SNEE

(GRAND OLE FLAG)


He's just a man
A bald headed man
But, I was dancin round my house
The time had come
The choice..not dumb
Get rid of the ex-king louse
Ev'ry heart beat new
Knowing Roddy done blew
The chance to win the game

Should ev'ry promise be forgot?
YES! Gerry your choice was Lame


Ellenkats Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 11:02 am

One, two, three o'clock, wish we had a clock!
Five, six, seven o'clock, dani really rocks!
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, let's go throw the duck!
We're gonna pop those zits tonight!

Put your towels on the ground and do some abs,
work off those pea-nut butter blues!
We're gonna clean some pores around the house tonight,
We're gonna pull ingrown hairs 'til broad daylight,
We're gonna make you sick of watching us tonight!

my apologies in advance


Snee Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 02:52 pm

inky dinky spider, (apologies to poster indydinkyspider!)

the hoh has the power,
the house guests all freak out.
down come the noms, then
campaigning all about.
on thursday night the vote comes down,
bye-bye, so long, get out!
once more the little hamsters scheme,
that's what the game's about!


Snee Monday, August 05, 2002 - 12:53 am

okay, i just realized that the song is 'itsy bitsy spider'. silly snee.
inkydinky, your name is what naturally pops into my mind now when i
think of tiny spiders!


Alaginger Tuesday, August 06, 2002 - 08:46 am

OKAY, GUYS.....I JUST HAD TO PUT THIS ONE IN. DON'T FORGET I'M OVER 60,
WHITE, AND A GRANDMA TWICE OVER.....BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS CUTE!!!

SONG: OVER THERE (FOR MARCELLAS)

OVER THERE
IN THE CHAIR
IS A GUY WHO HAS BALLS, BUT NO HAIR
GOT A PICTURE OF HIM
YOU HAVE TO LOVE HIM
I HOPE HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE

SO BEWARE
IF YOU DARE
PUT HIM UP FOR THE NOMS, IT'S NOT FAIR
MAY OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT
WITH MARCELLAS, HE SHOWED IT BARE!!!


Snee Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 02:52 am

what am i still doing up?!? --to the tune of 'the flintstones'

hamsters, meet the hamsters!
they're on live feeds posted ev'ry night.
come on, let's all start threads,
but let's argue well and not start fights.
we will, watch the house guests dusk till dawn,
p.o.'d, when the Front Of House is on.
hamsters, meet our hamsters,
they're on live feeds posted ev'ry niiiight!


Needmylifeback Monday, August 12, 2002 - 06:10 pm

Back from vacation - (great time - only caught minutes of BB...thanks to
Bunny and crew I now know what I missed!).... Apologies to the Beatles...


(Yesterday)

Yesterday, all of Josh's troubles seemed so far away...
Now with him only the Lizards will play...
Oh, how I long for yesterday....

Suddenly, He's not the guy he started out to be...
No more coniving or backstabbing for me to see...
Why can't I have the Josh of Yesterday?

Why does he have to go?
He's a good "show" and he should stay.
Why not vote Roddy out and go back to yesterday?

Yesterday, Josh's chest hairs were all plucked away...
I'm afraid now that they're there to stay..
and on Thursday the hamsters will have their way...Oh, how I long for
yesterday....


Needmylifeback Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 10:02 am

(Clementine)

In an IKEA House,
In a parking lot,
Playing a game for 500 Grand...
Are a group of Actor Wannabees...
In their own little Disney Land.

Now there's eight of them,
Left to play a while,
But on Thursday one is gone...
Not to worry, there's a new twist...
Someone's coming back as a pawn.

They have issues,
With Hamster Gerry,
Seems his habits do disgust...
They have worse one's, but it don't matter...
To make eviction seem more just.

The game is boring,
With their snoring,
And the pimples that they pick...
And their topics of conversation...
It's enough to make you sick.

This week it's Joshie,
And it's Roddy,
Up upon the chopping block...
Who's to go, seems to change daily...
Aren't you glad they now have a clock?