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Beruthiel
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08-07-2000

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 12:54 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Beruthiel a private message Print Post    
These are SO good! That song by Pet Clark has fond memories for me, now I'll laugh when I think of it!

Vee
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02-23-2004

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 2:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
Fantastic, Darrell!

Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 7:42 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
Darrell, that IS beyond Excellent. It's outstanding! I agree, lets brainstorm a way to get it on air or to the producers. Too bad it wasn't written before the bb7 tvch meet last weekend! dang.

Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 9:19 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
Love it! That one was great. I'll be singing it all day now.

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 12:50 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
THANK YOU, SO MUCH everyone! You really made me happy to read all this. I almost thought no one was reading these anymore. I thought I'd try to put one more in before the show tonight.

This is for James, if her does get evicted tonight. It's based on Sweet Baby James, by James Taylor.


There is a young houseguest he lives for to cuss
Chill Town and his Dani are his only companions
He works for the vetoes and he schemes with abandon
Till someone would throw him under the bus

And as the mood rises he builds up his ire
Thinking about Sarah and glasses of malt
And closing his eyes as the others retire
He cries out aloud that it's all Janelle's fault
As if maybe someone would halt

Goodbye to late night parties
Say Goodbye Cry Baby James
Deep funks and blues are the moods that you choose
Won't you please just go now that you lose
And say Goodbye Cry Baby James

Now the twelfth of September is covered, you know
With the party that wraps up this summer love-fest
Lord, the tantrums he'll throw will put all to the test
With six left behind him and he's seventh off the show

There's a song that they'll sing when he heads through the doorway
A song that they'll sing when he's no longer seen
A song that they'll sing as they wave him bye-bye
Maybe he won't believe it as they help him to pack
But singing works just fine for me

Goodbye to late night parties
Say Goodbye Cry Baby James
Deep funks and blues are the moods that you choose
Won't you please just go now that you lose
And say Goodbye Cry Baby James


Nino
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09-20-2004

Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 1:14 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nino a private message Print Post    
Darrell Lynn!! I love the last two parodies above!! Chill Town and Cry Baby James are perfect!! Loved them!! You definitely have a gift, my friend!!

Greekbread
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05-09-2005

Friday, August 25, 2006 - 8:19 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Greekbread a private message Print Post    
i love the line about the ducky shows on the second to last one! it is so funny!



Vee
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02-23-2004

Friday, August 25, 2006 - 9:27 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
Oh no! What you did to landi with Downtown, you've done to me with Sweet Baby James. This is so much fun!

Darclyte
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07-11-2005

Tuesday, August 29, 2006 - 7:38 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darclyte a private message Print Post    
Based on Saved by Zero by The Fixx
Listen to the song, and follow along with
the new lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJnRCvrGT7c

Each Week
Janelle
Saved By Veto
She wins more than others
James included
Thought that they could
Get her out but
Their dreams she crushes
When she kicks their butts

Maybe she'll win
Saved by Veto
Every weekend
Saved by Veto

Holding onto
Golden power
She will conquer
Fools around her

So Maybe she'll win
Saved by Veto
Every weekend
Saved by Veto
Maybe she'll win
Saved by Veto
Every weekend
Saved by Veto

Saved By Veto

So Maybe She'll win
Saved by Veto
Every weekend
Saved by Veto
Maybe She'll win
Saved by Veto
She needs to win
Saved by Veto

Saved by
Saved by
Saved by Veto
Saved by
Saved by
Saved by Veto

Kep421
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08-11-2001

Tuesday, August 29, 2006 - 7:39 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kep421 a private message Print Post    
can any of you extraordinarily talented musicians do something to Boot Scootin Boogie?

Greekbread
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05-09-2005

Tuesday, August 29, 2006 - 11:40 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Greekbread a private message Print Post    
that would be hilarious



Darclyte
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07-11-2005

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 7:40 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darclyte a private message Print Post    
Not a song parody but a blast from the past.
Last season, this song should have been the
"official theme song" to the way the HGs
related to each other.
I like how the lyrics really sum up the way
the HGs just didn't even want to deal with the
other group...and interaction often led to
conflict.
Look for the many celebrity cameos...and
Bonza Cat's logo makes a cameo of sorts too.
***WARNING**** This song is full of cussing and
swearing and angry and nasty words...Not Safe
for Work or around children! You have been
warned, now enjoy the "unofficial" theme song
for Season 6!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSj8-SxYawE

Darclyte
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07-11-2005

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 10:48 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darclyte a private message Print Post    
For my third parody of this season.
Now...I loves me my Janelle...but this was just
too good to pass up.

Based on Janie's Got A Gun by Aerosmith
Listen to the song, and follow along with
the new lyrics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD2x-6Wnnv4

Glub, Glub, Glub, Oh my, what have you done?
Glub, Glub, Glub, It's the size of your gut
Glub, Glub, Glub, Oh my, what have you done?
Glub, Glub, Glub, It's the size, it's the size....
Aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah....

Janie's Gained a Ton
Janie's Gained a Ton
Her wardrobe's come undone
From having too much fun
What did her tummy do?
She turned it into goo

They say if Janie gets sequestered
They're gonna need a bigger plane
But man, she keeps on eatin'
Now that Janie's Gained a Ton
She ain't never gonna look the same

Janie's Gained a Ton
Janie's Gained a Ton
Her eatin's just begun
Now her booty has got the runs
Tell her now it's the food
What did her tummy do?

Howie jacked in the pool equipment shed
The man has got to be insane
They say the food that Janie ordered
The waffles and the burger
Was enough food to feed all of Spain

Run away, run away from the food
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away from the food
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Janie's Gained a Ton
Janie's Gained a Ton
Her eatin's just begun
Now her booty has got the runs
What did her tummy do?
It's Janie's belly that's goo

She had to eat the food quickly
And ate a burger with lorraine
She said 'cause nobody eats like me
The burger and the cheese
She ain't never gonna look the same

Run away, run away from the food
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the food
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Janie's Gained a Ton
Janie's Gained a Ton
Janie's Gained a Ton
Her booty has got the runs

Janie's Gained a Ton
Her eatin's just begun
Now her booty has got the runs (Janey, Janey what's your problem?)
'Cause Janie's Gained a Ton (What you eat ain't right)
Janie's Gained a Ton (Were you eatin' Baskin Robbins?)
Her eatin's just begun (That made your clothes so tight)

Now her booty has got the runs
Janie's Gained a Ton
Janie's Gained a Ton

Darclyte
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07-11-2005

Friday, September 01, 2006 - 9:11 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darclyte a private message Print Post    
I originally posted this on July 29th,
but I didn't follow along with the song
I just found the lyrics online, and redid them.
Here is a more accurate version.
You tube video for comparison:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7SErvpd0_w

Big Brother version of
We Care A Lot by Faith No More (1987 version)

We care a lot
We care a lot

We care a lot about Janelle, Howie, King Kaysar, and James
About Chicken George and his farting near the flames
We care a lot about starvation and the slop that BB made
We care a lot about Diane, Danielle and Marcellas, yay!

Whoa oh oh oh
Oh it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Oh it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it

We care alot
We care alot

We care a lot about the floaters, the Chill Towners and the Jedis
We care a lot about the Will and Mike and Jase who's gone bye bye
We care a lot about the welfare of Erika's hurt ribs
We care a lot about those hamsters cause they're out to win 500 big

YEAH!

But it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Live posting's a dirty jobs but someone's gotta do it
And it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Oh it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
But it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Live posting's a dirty jobs but someone's gotta do it
And it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Oh it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it

We care a lot about the hooka, jack shack, hot tub and store room
We care a lot about the food comps, gold veto, and HOH too
We care a lot about you people, we care a lot about your buns
We care a lot about the games you're playing gee that looks like fun

We care a lot about the Sovereign Six, they never lie
We care a lot about Chill Towners cause they're more than meets the eye
We care a lot about the little things, and the Big Brother Slop
We care a lot about those people yeah you bet we care a lot

Woah oh oh oh

Well, its a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Woah oh oh oh
Live posting's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Woah oh oh oh
And it's a dirty song but someone's gotta sing it
But it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Live posting's a dirty jobs but someone's gotta do it
And it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Oh it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
But it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it

YEAH!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Tuesday, September 05, 2006 - 8:23 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Good ones Darclyte!

This is based on Saturday Night by the Bay City Rollers.


S-E--Q-U-E--S-T-E---R!
S-E--Q-U-E--S-T-E---R!
S-E--Q-U-E--S-T-E---R!
S-E--Q-U-E--S-T-E---R!

Gonna keep on watchin'
till my favorite's gone
To sequester house,
sequester house

Hopin' that their stay
there won't be for too long
In sequester house,
sequester house
I-I-I-I-I just can't wait,
I-I-I-I-I got a date

At the good ole Chill
and Sov road
show, They all will go
Sequester house,
Sequester house
Gonna mess it up, lie
it up
Do it all, have a ball,
Sequester house,
Sequester house
They go to Sequester house
They go to Sequester house
They go to Sequester house

Gonna lie to the others
till the
Final Two
No sequester house
Sequester house
Tell them all a story
Get them out of here
To sequester house,
Sequester house
I-I-I-I love it so
I-I-I I'm gonna watch them go

As the good ole Chill
and Sov road
show, They all will go
Sequester house,
Sequester house
Gonna mess it up, lie
it up
Do it all, have a ball,
Sequester house,
Sequester house
They go to Sequester house
They go to Sequester house
They go to Sequester house

S-E--Q-U-E--S-T-E---R!
S-E--Q-U-E--S-T-E---R!
S-E--Q-U-E--S-T-E---R!
S-E--Q-U-E--S-T-E---R!

They go to Sequester house
They go to Sequester house
They go to Sequester house
They go to Sequester house...


Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 7:20 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Awwww... another season of musical fun is coming to an end. Thanks to everyone who shared their talent and to those who checked out our songs.

WoodpeckeŽ
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07-16-2002

Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 7:29 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send WoodpeckeŽ a private message Print Post    
Darrellh. I forgot about this thread. I'm glad you were in here. "Chilltown" is a classic. I'm singing it now. Beautiful job.

Landi
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07-29-2002

Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 8:46 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Landi a private message Print Post    
woody, i've been singing the damn song for weeks. driving me nuts! darrell is a genius and he makes me very proud to be his sister. still gonna tell mom on him though!