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Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Tuesday, August 08, 2006 - 7:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
A parody based on Eric Carmen's "All By Myself", by Danielle while in Solitary.


When I'd begun
I never doubted anyone
The plan to get Janelle was done
Make sure she's gone

Now I'm alone
I think of all the points they've blown
I could be talking on the phone
My kids at home

All by myself
I'm playing this, all by myself that's for sure
All by myself
Don't wanna stay, all by myself anymore

Had to be sure
Legion of Doom's so insecure
But they're so selfish and unsure
I will endure

All by myself
I spent the night, all by myself, what a bore
All by myself
I'll have to fight, all by myself, that's for sure


Nino
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09-20-2004

Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 1:11 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nino a private message Print Post    
Love that one, Darrell Lynn!! Excellent job! I love that Eric Carmen song, too! My girl was definitely hurting all by herself!

Jeanmarie
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05-15-2006

Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 3:29 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Jeanmarie a private message Print Post    
Sung to You'll never walk alone. (Carousel) - When you walk through the house hold your head up high and try to avoid Howie's hands.----- And whatever you do don't let Dani talk to your friends, or yourself, if you can.--- Walk on through the house, walk on through the yard, though you may go out that door---If you win HoH put that hag on the block and you'll win that cash for sure. You'll win that cash for sure.

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 2:13 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Hey Jeanmarie! Welcome to the party. That was good.
This one is based on A Little Fall Of Rain, from Les Miserables.
It's a duet between Will And Janelle, each still trying to work the other.

(Janelle)
Don't you fret, M'sieur Kirby
I don't feel any strain
Tequila dulls the pain
You guys can't hurt me now
I'm here, that's all I'll have you told
And vetoes keep me safe
And you will sit too close
And you will take your showers cold.

(Will)
But you will stay, Janelle - dear Arn above...
If I could cloud your thoughts with those of love...

(Janelle)
Just hold it now, and let it be.
Flirt with me, lie to me...

(Will)
You would stay
A hundred shows
If I would know you when
I won't recall you then...

(Janelle)
Your lies can't hurt me now
They're lies, Will, that's all down the drain
And vetoes keep me safe
And you will sit too close
I'll sleep in HoH again
The vote that comes tonight
Is such a mess!
My eyes have now been cleared
And James' a pest
A vote away from where you are
Through this game, come so far

So don't you fret, M'sieur Kirby
I don't feel any strain
Tequila dulls the pain
You guys can't hurt me now (I won't lie, my dear Janie)
(You won't feel any strain
Tequila dulls the pain
No one will hurt you now
I'm Will)
It's all done for the show
And vetoes keep me safe
And you will sit too close
And you will take your showers cold.
... (I'm in the next room
From where you're sleeping
And I
Will take my showers...
Cold.)

Janelle (Will, in parentheses)
Your gang can't touch me now
Your gang will never really gel
And vetoes keep me safe
And you still sit too close
I'll sleep in HoH, as well
The game that keeps us here
Is such a mess!
It puts enemies and
Friends to the test
Without regard to how we are
No masseuse, no stocked bar.

So don't you fret, M'sieur Kirby (I won't lie, my dear Janie)
I don't feel any strain (You won't feel any strain)
Tequila dulls the pain (Tequila dulls the pain)
You can't hurt me now (Can really hurt you now)
(I'm Will)
It's all done just for show
And vetoes keep me safe (I will get you out)
And you still sit too close (Till you aren't looking)
And you (And I)
Will take your showers... (Will takes his showers...
Cold.)


Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 2:51 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
Very ambitious! How long did that take you? I also just love the All by Myself parody. Just saw that one too.

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 2:56 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
It took about a half hour. Glad you liked the songs.

Yesitsme
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08-24-2004

Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 5:33 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Yesitsme a private message Print Post    
Oh Darrell....they are great. I especially love Dani's Song....because I know the tune. I've seen Les Miserables several times....you would think I would know the music...but I can't remember!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Thursday, August 10, 2006 - 8:43 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
This parody is taken from the old Disco song, Doctor's Orders, by Carol Douglas. It's written for our favorite Diary Room phone callers.


(Boogie) Hello?
(Will) Hiya Boogie
(Boogie)It's me. I want to call the doctor to say
"That ever since we've been on
I've had this laughter deep inside
I think there's nothing really wrong with it
We're just messing their plans, so let's
Please stay on here as long as we can"

Doctor's orders say were only here for our self
Nothing he will do 'cos we don't care who needs help
Says our best position's not an intervention
He prescribed a notion full of false emotion, every day
A little more cash to be taken
It's the only way to play this game and
And to the bank we're takin'
Can't get better cos' they'll fight each other, one thing
Doctor's orders say to keep them all a' guessing

Doctor, now I know there ain't no doubt about it
I'm so hooked on winning and can't live without it
There's a way, but let's keep up the others' anger
Doctor's orders say one more gone, you and I are out of danger

(Boogie, spoken)
Please say you understand how I feel, buddy
I know it's been a lot of fun for us both
Oh, but I think we may can win
Please, oh please, do it again

(Boogie, sung)
Doctor's orders say were only here for our self
Nothing he will do 'cos we don't care who needs help
Says our best position's not an intervention
He prescribed a notion full of false emotion
Won't get better till you're back again he told me
Can't get better cos' they'll fight each other, with our help

Doctor's orders say....


Nino
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09-20-2004

Thursday, August 10, 2006 - 3:44 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nino a private message Print Post    
Good one, Darrell Lynn! I laugh at those dr phone calls in spite of myself! LOL!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Friday, August 11, 2006 - 10:55 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
This is my song for Kaysar. We'll miss you. It's based on Three Times A Lady, by The Commodores.


Thanks for the shows that you've given us
The Sov6 are still in our minds
And now that we've come to the end of your journey
There's something we must say out loud

You're once, twice, three times evicted
But we love you...
Yes, you're once, twice, three times evicted
But we love you... We love you...

When you were in there, the moments we cherished
Your honesty was the best
You touched us, distressed us
Concerned us, impressed us
With fair play above all the rest

You're once, twice, three times evicted
But we love you... We love you...


Vee
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02-23-2004

Friday, August 11, 2006 - 11:05 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
Awwww, thanks for that one, Darrell. Kaysar holds a special place in BB history for me. I just love him!

ETA: OOps, missed the phone call one, which is very funny. Will and Boogie make me laugh, too.

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 10:31 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
This parody is based on Unskinny Bop, by Poison.


Why are you so grumpy?
Why can't you sit still, huh?
Your alliance? they wanna dump thee?
And leave you for the town of chill, huh

Every time I talk, you ignore, you get up
I want to make sure I'm at the end
My back! You had me sleeping on the floor
What's been going on in that head of yours

Ohh, Coup d'etat
It'll blow you away
Yeah, Coup d'etat, tat
Any night or day
Ohh, Coup d'etat, tat, tat, tat
We just want to stay
Ohh, Coup d'etat nothin' more to say

You think that you're so funny
Hate talk happens when you're out of range
You know I only am here for money
And another 15 minutes on stage, yeah, yeah

Every time I am on TV I get hot
I want to make good this second shot
Coup d'etat let's me push you to the door
Bye-bye going on in that head of yours

Ohh, Coup d'etat
It'll blow you away
Yeah, Coup d'etat, tat
Any night or day
Ohh, Coup d'etat, tat, tat, tat
We just want to stay
Ohh, Coup d'etat nothin' more to say

You're stayin' here if I let ya
But that ain't nothin' written in space
Well honey I can lie right to ya
We'll see whose pickin' who at the end of the race

Who's right
Who's wrong
Who's left
Who the hell is going home

Ohh, Coup d'etat
It'll blow you away
Yeah, Coup d'etat, tat
Any night or day
Ohh, Coup d'etat, tat, tat, tat
We just want to stay
Ohh, Coup d'etat nothin' more to say


Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 11:43 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
Very funny!

Darrellh
Member

07-21-2004

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 1:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
A parody for the newly named alliance, based on the song, We're A Couple Of Misfits. It's from the Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer soundtrack.


We're a quintet of misfits
We're a quintet of misfits
What's the matter with misfits?
We know we will win!

We're not Howie or Boogie
Don't go 'round givin' noogies
Seems to us kinda Ookie
We know we will win.

We have no alliance like the rest
At least not confessed
They all think they are best.

We're a quintet of misfits
We're a quintet of misfits
What's the matter with misfits?
We know we will win!

--(this part sung by Dani)--
Why'd they think I'm a misfit?
I am not just a nit wit!
I'm an formidable plotter
I know I will win

--(this part sung by Marci)--
Who says I am a misfit?
Did you see how my robe fits!
Evicting me?
Oh, SHOOT!

We have no alliance like the rest
At least not confessed
They all think they are best.

We're a quintet of misfits
We're a quintet of misfits
What's the matter with misfits?
We know we will win!


Nino
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09-20-2004

Wednesday, August 16, 2006 - 3:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nino a private message Print Post    
Love that one, Darrell Lynn!!

Darrellh
Member

07-21-2004

Thursday, August 17, 2006 - 1:54 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
A song, dedicated to The Robe. It's a parody of Coat Of Many Colors, by Dolly Parton.


Back through the doors
I go wanderin' once again
Back to the reason I'm still here
I recall a bunch of robes that someone gave me
And how my style would put one robe to use
There were robes of many colors
Some big, some were small
Some robes didn't have a belt
And some were made for those real tall
Well I tried them all together
None would fit me like a glove
Then found a robe without much color
That I was so fond of
And Janelle, she read a story
From the bible, someone brought
About a coat of many colors
Joseph wore and then I thought
Perhaps this coat will bring me
Good luck and wealthiness
And I just wouldn't wear much else then
Not when I'm blessed or when I'm pissed

My robe without much color
That I'd wear upon TV
Made from finest terry
But I wore it so fiercely
I'm in here for the money
And the notoriety
In my robe without much color
That I wear on TV

So with houseshoes on my feet and
dressed to take a snooze
In my robe without much color
I really need to schmooze
Just to find the others talking
And making fun of me
In my robe without much color
That I wear on TV

And oh I couldn't understand them
For I need to be rich
And they should know I should win
And not give it to that blonde b***h
Maybe I should start to worry
Not just lay here like I'm bored
And then my robe without much color
Will bring lots of finer clothes

But they didn't understand it
And I tried to make them see
That they is only here
Just to make some good TV
Now I know they're here for money
But they should give it all to me
In my robe without much color
That I wear on TV
I wear on TV.


Msstas1
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08-26-2005

Thursday, August 17, 2006 - 1:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Msstas1 a private message Print Post    
These are great! I think you should try writing some country western songs and send them to Nashville for real!!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Thursday, August 17, 2006 - 2:33 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Thanks, Msstas! I appreciate that!

Scout
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01-20-2005

Thursday, August 17, 2006 - 4:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Scout a private message Print Post    
Great job, Darrell. Great song choice and lyrics both!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Friday, August 18, 2006 - 10:48 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
One more song for Marcellas, since he's the first one in sequester. Based on The Rose, by Bette Midler.

Some say Marc, he is a giver, who shares himself with you
Some say Marc, he is a taker, who sleeps the whole game through
Some say Marc, he is a whiner, an endless griping shrew
I say Marc, he is a sleeper, and never had a clue

He's the guy afraid of dressing, that never wore his pants
He's the man who's so distressing, that never had a chance
He's the one who can't be bothered, who can not seem to win
And the host so soon sequestered, that will not see Gretchen

When the nights go by so slowly and the show's been on too long
And you think victory's only for the liars and the strong
Just remember that in sequester, far beyond this bitter show
Lies the guy, that with his fans' love, at the beach, becomes The Robe.


Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Saturday, August 19, 2006 - 11:33 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
This is for Howie. He left so quickly that he didn't get a proper send'off. This is based on If He Walked Into My Life, from Auntie Mame.



Did he need a stronger plan?
Did he need a light saber?
Was I true and did I care?
Did I try enough?
Did I try too much?

At the moment when he needed me,
Did I try to help him stay?
Will I be here when he's called,
If he walked into the house today.

Were his thoughts a little dull?
Were his games a little ploy?
Did I really have a plan?
Did I mess the man?
And forget Big Boy.

And there would be a half-million bucks.
If he had the chance to stay.
Would he give me one or two,
If he walked into the house today.

Should I blame the guests that hampered him,
Or blame the times I bossed him;
What a shame!
I never really knew Big Boy,
Before I lost him.

Was his time a little fast?
Were his words a little free?
Were we lost here in this crowd?
All too much and loud and way too much to see.

Though I'll ask myself the whole show long,
What went wrong along the way;
Would we change our nominees
If he walked into the house today?
If Big Boy and his Love Shack,
If he walked into the house today.


Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Sunday, August 20, 2006 - 10:35 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
Darrell - I LOVE THIS STUFF!!!! Especially the one with Janie & Will from Les Miz - EXCELLENT! I can hear most of these songs in my head. LOL. Wonderful stuff, keep it comin'!!!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 12:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Thank you, MameB!

Here's a parody based on Downtown, by Petula Clark.


When you're alone and your alliance has left you
You can always go - Chill Town
When you've got worries, Dr. Will and The Boogie
There to help, you know - Chill Town
Just listen to their stories of their plans to take you with them
Linger 'round the fringes while they promise others the same
Your gonna lose

The lies are much bigger there
You can forget you're in trouble, forget they don't care
So join Chill Town, things'll be great when you're
Chill Town - no final place, for sure
Chill Town - sneakily waiting for you

Don't lay around and let your problems surmount you
There are duckie shows - Chill Town
Maybe they'll show some little phone calls about you
where they laugh and pose - Chill Town
Just listen to the Doctor as he gently persuades you
You'll be dancing right along until his final bill's due
Backdoored again

The lies are much bigger there
You can forget you're in trouble, forget they don't care
So go Chill Town, they think you're not too bright
Chill Town - lying in wait tonight
Chill Town - they're gonna nom you right now

And you may find somebody here who'll help and fin'lly trust you
But then "The Chill" it just rolls in and lies and tries to bust you
Leave you alone

So till you're no longer there
You can forget you're in trouble, forget they don't care
So join Chill Town, things'll seem great when you're
Chill Town - go through that big old door
Chill Town - sequester's waiting for you

Chill Town, Chill Town, Chill Town, Chill Town ...


Bblovergirl
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07-07-2005

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 12:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Bblovergirl a private message Print Post    
Your "Chill Town" is one of the funniest things I've read on this forum ever!!! We should send that to CBS and have them put it together professionally during the finale'. That is pure genious and so appropo. Great job Darrellh. You have a gift.

Msstas1
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08-26-2005

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 12:23 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Msstas1 a private message Print Post    
LMAO @ Chilltown!! I'll never hear Petula Clark the same way again. You really need to go to work for Weird AL or someone like him! Thanks for the belly laugh today.