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Beruthiel
Member
08-07-2000
| Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 12:54 pm
These are SO good! That song by Pet Clark has fond memories for me, now I'll laugh when I think of it!
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Vee
Member
02-23-2004
| Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 2:03 pm
Fantastic, Darrell! 
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 7:42 pm
Darrell, that IS beyond Excellent. It's outstanding! I agree, lets brainstorm a way to get it on air or to the producers. Too bad it wasn't written before the bb7 tvch meet last weekend! dang.
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 9:19 am
Love it! That one was great. I'll be singing it all day now.
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 12:50 pm
THANK YOU, SO MUCH everyone! You really made me happy to read all this. I almost thought no one was reading these anymore. I thought I'd try to put one more in before the show tonight. This is for James, if her does get evicted tonight. It's based on Sweet Baby James, by James Taylor. There is a young houseguest he lives for to cuss Chill Town and his Dani are his only companions He works for the vetoes and he schemes with abandon Till someone would throw him under the bus And as the mood rises he builds up his ire Thinking about Sarah and glasses of malt And closing his eyes as the others retire He cries out aloud that it's all Janelle's fault As if maybe someone would halt Goodbye to late night parties Say Goodbye Cry Baby James Deep funks and blues are the moods that you choose Won't you please just go now that you lose And say Goodbye Cry Baby James Now the twelfth of September is covered, you know With the party that wraps up this summer love-fest Lord, the tantrums he'll throw will put all to the test With six left behind him and he's seventh off the show There's a song that they'll sing when he heads through the doorway A song that they'll sing when he's no longer seen A song that they'll sing as they wave him bye-bye Maybe he won't believe it as they help him to pack But singing works just fine for me Goodbye to late night parties Say Goodbye Cry Baby James Deep funks and blues are the moods that you choose Won't you please just go now that you lose And say Goodbye Cry Baby James
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Nino
Member
09-20-2004
| Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 1:14 pm
Darrell Lynn!! I love the last two parodies above!! Chill Town and Cry Baby James are perfect!! Loved them!! You definitely have a gift, my friend!!
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Greekbread
Member
05-09-2005
| Friday, August 25, 2006 - 8:19 pm
i love the line about the ducky shows on the second to last one! it is so funny!

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Vee
Member
02-23-2004
| Friday, August 25, 2006 - 9:27 pm
Oh no! What you did to landi with Downtown, you've done to me with Sweet Baby James. This is so much fun!
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Darclyte
Member
07-11-2005
| Tuesday, August 29, 2006 - 7:38 am
Based on Saved by Zero by The Fixx Listen to the song, and follow along with the new lyrics http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJnRCvrGT7c Each Week Janelle Saved By Veto She wins more than others James included Thought that they could Get her out but Their dreams she crushes When she kicks their butts Maybe she'll win Saved by Veto Every weekend Saved by Veto Holding onto Golden power She will conquer Fools around her So Maybe she'll win Saved by Veto Every weekend Saved by Veto Maybe she'll win Saved by Veto Every weekend Saved by Veto Saved By Veto So Maybe She'll win Saved by Veto Every weekend Saved by Veto Maybe She'll win Saved by Veto She needs to win Saved by Veto Saved by Saved by Saved by Veto Saved by Saved by Saved by Veto
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Kep421
Member
08-11-2001
| Tuesday, August 29, 2006 - 7:39 am
can any of you extraordinarily talented musicians do something to Boot Scootin Boogie?
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Greekbread
Member
05-09-2005
| Tuesday, August 29, 2006 - 11:40 am
that would be hilarious

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Darclyte
Member
07-11-2005
| Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 7:40 am
Not a song parody but a blast from the past. Last season, this song should have been the "official theme song" to the way the HGs related to each other. I like how the lyrics really sum up the way the HGs just didn't even want to deal with the other group...and interaction often led to conflict. Look for the many celebrity cameos...and Bonza Cat's logo makes a cameo of sorts too. ***WARNING**** This song is full of cussing and swearing and angry and nasty words...Not Safe for Work or around children! You have been warned, now enjoy the "unofficial" theme song for Season 6! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSj8-SxYawE
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Darclyte
Member
07-11-2005
| Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 10:48 am
For my third parody of this season. Now...I loves me my Janelle...but this was just too good to pass up. Based on Janie's Got A Gun by Aerosmith Listen to the song, and follow along with the new lyrics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD2x-6Wnnv4 Glub, Glub, Glub, Oh my, what have you done? Glub, Glub, Glub, It's the size of your gut Glub, Glub, Glub, Oh my, what have you done? Glub, Glub, Glub, It's the size, it's the size.... Aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah.... Janie's Gained a Ton Janie's Gained a Ton Her wardrobe's come undone From having too much fun What did her tummy do? She turned it into goo They say if Janie gets sequestered They're gonna need a bigger plane But man, she keeps on eatin' Now that Janie's Gained a Ton She ain't never gonna look the same Janie's Gained a Ton Janie's Gained a Ton Her eatin's just begun Now her booty has got the runs Tell her now it's the food What did her tummy do? Howie jacked in the pool equipment shed The man has got to be insane They say the food that Janie ordered The waffles and the burger Was enough food to feed all of Spain Run away, run away from the food Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away from the food Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away, run, run away Janie's Gained a Ton Janie's Gained a Ton Her eatin's just begun Now her booty has got the runs What did her tummy do? It's Janie's belly that's goo She had to eat the food quickly And ate a burger with lorraine She said 'cause nobody eats like me The burger and the cheese She ain't never gonna look the same Run away, run away from the food Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away from the food Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away, run, run away Janie's Gained a Ton Janie's Gained a Ton Janie's Gained a Ton Her booty has got the runs Janie's Gained a Ton Her eatin's just begun Now her booty has got the runs (Janey, Janey what's your problem?) 'Cause Janie's Gained a Ton (What you eat ain't right) Janie's Gained a Ton (Were you eatin' Baskin Robbins?) Her eatin's just begun (That made your clothes so tight) Now her booty has got the runs Janie's Gained a Ton Janie's Gained a Ton
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Darclyte
Member
07-11-2005
| Friday, September 01, 2006 - 9:11 am
I originally posted this on July 29th, but I didn't follow along with the song I just found the lyrics online, and redid them. Here is a more accurate version. You tube video for comparison: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7SErvpd0_w Big Brother version of We Care A Lot by Faith No More (1987 version) We care a lot We care a lot We care a lot about Janelle, Howie, King Kaysar, and James About Chicken George and his farting near the flames We care a lot about starvation and the slop that BB made We care a lot about Diane, Danielle and Marcellas, yay! Whoa oh oh oh Oh it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it Oh it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it We care alot We care alot We care a lot about the floaters, the Chill Towners and the Jedis We care a lot about the Will and Mike and Jase who's gone bye bye We care a lot about the welfare of Erika's hurt ribs We care a lot about those hamsters cause they're out to win 500 big YEAH! But it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it Live posting's a dirty jobs but someone's gotta do it And it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it Oh it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it But it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it Live posting's a dirty jobs but someone's gotta do it And it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it Oh it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it We care a lot about the hooka, jack shack, hot tub and store room We care a lot about the food comps, gold veto, and HOH too We care a lot about you people, we care a lot about your buns We care a lot about the games you're playing gee that looks like fun We care a lot about the Sovereign Six, they never lie We care a lot about Chill Towners cause they're more than meets the eye We care a lot about the little things, and the Big Brother Slop We care a lot about those people yeah you bet we care a lot Woah oh oh oh Well, its a dirty job but someone's gotta do it Woah oh oh oh Live posting's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it Woah oh oh oh And it's a dirty song but someone's gotta sing it But it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it Live posting's a dirty jobs but someone's gotta do it And it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it Oh it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it But it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it YEAH!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Tuesday, September 05, 2006 - 8:23 pm
Good ones Darclyte! This is based on Saturday Night by the Bay City Rollers. S-E--Q-U-E--S-T-E---R! S-E--Q-U-E--S-T-E---R! S-E--Q-U-E--S-T-E---R! S-E--Q-U-E--S-T-E---R! Gonna keep on watchin' till my favorite's gone To sequester house, sequester house Hopin' that their stay there won't be for too long In sequester house, sequester house I-I-I-I-I just can't wait, I-I-I-I-I got a date At the good ole Chill and Sov road show, They all will go Sequester house, Sequester house Gonna mess it up, lie it up Do it all, have a ball, Sequester house, Sequester house They go to Sequester house They go to Sequester house They go to Sequester house Gonna lie to the others till the Final Two No sequester house Sequester house Tell them all a story Get them out of here To sequester house, Sequester house I-I-I-I love it so I-I-I I'm gonna watch them go As the good ole Chill and Sov road show, They all will go Sequester house, Sequester house Gonna mess it up, lie it up Do it all, have a ball, Sequester house, Sequester house They go to Sequester house They go to Sequester house They go to Sequester house S-E--Q-U-E--S-T-E---R! S-E--Q-U-E--S-T-E---R! S-E--Q-U-E--S-T-E---R! S-E--Q-U-E--S-T-E---R! They go to Sequester house They go to Sequester house They go to Sequester house They go to Sequester house...
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 7:20 am
Awwww... another season of musical fun is coming to an end. Thanks to everyone who shared their talent and to those who checked out our songs.
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WoodpeckeŽ
Member
07-16-2002
| Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 7:29 am
Darrellh. I forgot about this thread. I'm glad you were in here. "Chilltown" is a classic. I'm singing it now. Beautiful job.
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 8:46 am
woody, i've been singing the damn song for weeks. driving me nuts! darrell is a genius and he makes me very proud to be his sister. still gonna tell mom on him though!
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