Draheid
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09-09-2001
| Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 5:38 pm
From the Archives - Parodies of Big Brother 3 I could not find any from BB4, sorry
Rnr60 Friday, July 26, 2002 - 05:47 pm Just sit right back and you?ll hear a tale, tale of a fateful game, that started in a hopeful way, all searching for fame.............Here on Shapiro?s Isle. Today?s zany episode stars: Roddy as the Professor Jerry as the Skipper Josh as his little buddy Gilligan Lisa as the dark side of Mary Ann Amy as Ginger the movie star Marcellus and Danielle as the Howells (first names funny and greedy) Eric as the muscle bound guy who was on the island to play the Ape Man Jason as the guy who doesn?t fit in this scenario at all! How did he get in this game? Chiara as the cannibal witch doctress (can?t you just see her with a bone through her nose?) who has a yen for a nice big piece of meat. The professor is dead set in her sights. Will she fight and vanquish the movie star for the rights to this hunk? Watch tonights episode to find out! Hi all, just saw the nominations, really depressed me that Amy and Marc were nominated by this group. Seeing Roddy give one of his little lectures made me think of The Professor. This is not meant to offend anyone, my first time posting after lurking for a long time. Just needed something silly to get me out of my funk. I liked Amy and Marcellus, who wants to watch the other ones?
Mocha Friday, July 26, 2002 - 05:57 pm a three hour tour, a three hour tour, the weather started getting rough the tiny ship was tossed if not for the courage of the fearless crew the minnow would be lost the minnow would be lost..... jason is the jungle boy that gilligan found.
Snee Friday, July 26, 2002 - 07:43 pm just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a smutty show, that started about 3 weeks ago, with arnie sha-pir-o. week one was tough with evil josh, and gerry's heartfelt speech. he saved my favourite, marcellas, but friends were out of reach. the second week was quite bizarre, with kiki's life in code, bikini's made of peanut butter, and how they drop their load. the third week now has tonya gone, another pawn goes *poof* if rod and chi do not go soon, then snee will hit the roof!!!
Draheid Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:07 pm Ok, here's my shot at a 'beginning' for a song: Here's a story, About a man named Arnie Who was busy with the show Big Brother 3 He was once known, For producing dramas, Until he heard about Reality TV. ... Ok, I'm stuck now .... somebody please jump in...
Snee Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:20 pm ooh, draheid, i love it! next stanza: it's a story of a bunch of hamsters, that were forced to live together in one cage. all of them had dreams of big fame and of money, so most threatened onces felt poorly dis-guised rage... poorly dis-guised rage-- oh disguised rage-- so most threatened ones felt poorly disguised rage! doo doo do-do-do-do-do doo!
Needmylifeback Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 02:48 pm So this one day when we heard Miss Amy bellow.. That she knew just what she'd eat for lunch... A sandwich made of cheeses - white and yellow.. And some shredded thrown on top for her to munch! For her to munch, For her to munch... And some shredded thrown on top for her to munch!
Snee Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 07:08 pm nice one, nmlb! thread about nothing lisa asks marce about key hardywins? sh*t list (the above is a joke...sort of...*wink*) gerry's unwashed hands grosses out other hamsters who 'pick' then make lunch
Twiggyish Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 07:17 pm I wanna tell you all a story of a man name Arn, poor hollywoodeer, barely kept his cronies fed.. Then one day he was shopping for a show...
Needmylifeback Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 08:33 pm (I wanna tell you all a story of a man named Arn, poor hollywoodeer, barely kept his crinies fed...Then one day he was shopping for a show...) ...in the middle of the lot he built a house for Big Bro... reality T.V. ....Actor Wannabees.... He sent his producers out to the bars and such, told them to find anyone ...it didn't matter much. Said "12 people we'll seclude from reality...and maybe there'll be stuff we could use on the T.V." .... conversation....teamwork....family stuff.... Well, they gathered up these 12 folks willing to play the game...First glance at them we'd knew they were not tame.....We got a bunch of whiners with no scruples to their names ... and that's what you get when you try to win the game! 500 grand...not just peanutbutter you know!
Curlyq Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:10 pm That was great Twiggyish and Needmylifeback! Have you all read this parody called "The 12 Days of BB3" posted at Joker's? On the twelfth day of Big Brother Shapiro gave to me Twelve Jerry Springer rejects Eleven fronts of the house Ten thongs in the dryer Nine liars aligning Eight houseguests scheming Seven luxury challenges Six houseguests sleeping Five nominations Four guys pumping iron Three ho?s in Jiffy Two blonde bimbos And a virgin pure as snow Copyright 2002 Poet deVine
Blinky Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 05:46 am (green acres) BB is not the place to for me Coed livin for all to see Spoonin and sex talk for all to hear hAS the guys grinnin from ear to ear Girls in showers then in peanut butter suits Boys in skivies and a cute queen to boot Sex talk coming...makes em sound like hos Gimme a corncob to eat not one to blow Boobs aleakin and girls into hottub spouts Now there's talk bout hemmies(roids) poppin out Some not into big brother this year Cause it's either front of the house or sex talk we gotta hear
Needmylifeback Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 06:09 am another verse to add to the (Brady Bunch Theme song...) Then there's Eric..He's a firefighter... And his house toy Lisa thinks that he's a hunk... We have learned that in his sleep he talks all- nighter..... Nothing Important...His heads just full of junk...
Needmylifeback Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 07:44 am We've got Gerry who's the token older man... And these younsters do not like him very much.. Seems his habits are disgusting to their "fun" plan... And behind his back they've told him half as much!
Blinky Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 08:38 am The BB Family (ADAMS) They're creepy and they're sneaky Others in shower they like to peeky They're all together freaky The BB family (chiapets chorus) snap snap Their house is set in motion please share that drink of potion they together get the notion Amy's out of the family (Chiapet chorus) snap snap
Alaginger Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 09:43 am They're soon to have a dinner It's going to the winner I'm only a beginner I wonder who will go! (Chiapet chorus) snap snap If voters pick Marcellas I hope his choice ain't callous The others will be jealous As out the door they go! (Chiapet chorus) snap snap With Roddy or with Amy He'll say,"Dear's, please don't blame me! I'm coming back the same me To the BB family." (Chiapet chorus) snap snap
Boredtart Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 09:46 am This made me wake up with a giggle: Cue Music: Theme from Mary Tyler Moore Show. Roll Pictures: Amy and Marcelles frolicking through Manhattan end with the beret toss and a hug! Or if you are really warped just picture Gerry and Josh doing the above!
Blinky Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 11:14 am FOR BOREDTART...MARY TYLER MOORE How will you make it on your own? This house is awfully big,Marcellus soon you'll be all alone But it's time you were a winner That's why I voted for you to win dinner You might just win it after all Love is all around now don't you waste it Dinner with Roddy ...he could always fake "it" You might just make "it" after all
Needmylifeback Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 03:55 pm The Entire Cast of BB3 - Get that Brady Bunch tune Going.....(I apologise in advance for any injuries I may cause by spewing liquid through your nose! - Also to those who may be offended by my words...I do not mean to offend!) The first to be evicted was Ms. Lori... She had just 12 days to make a scene... While we may not ever know her real life story... The other hamsters thought she was quite mean... And Tonya with her incision leaking green stuff... Got under houseguest Amy's Southern Craw... The hamsters didn't see through Josh's "Campaign Bluff" So that's the last of the Hamsters Tonya saw.... So this one day when we heard Miss Amy bellow.. That she knew just what she'd eat for lunch... A sandwich made of cheeses - white and yellow.. And some shredded thrown on top for her to munch! Then there's Eric..He's a firefighter... And his house toy Lisa thinks that he's a hunk... We have learned that in his sleep he talks all- nighter..... Nothing Important...His heads just full of junk... Marcellas is trying to play the game with honor... But, he's finding that is difficult to do... As the days proceed he finds he'll be a gonner... If he doesn't get them to vote out "the Jew"... Well Josh has plans that are quite amazing... "Brilliant" is the word he chose to use... He 'splained it all to Roddy while he was grazing... Really Josh 'tween you and the girls...who'd you think he choose?.... We've got Gerry who's the token older man... And these youngsters do not like him very much.. Seems his habits are disgusting to their "fun" plan... And behind his back they've told him half as much! Chiara or "Ki-Ki" as they've dubbed her... She's shared a bed with Roddy through the game... Amy hates this girl with all her heart that's for sure.... But, after this week guess who'll we'll see remain? And Roddy is the groups intellectual... His knowledge spans from the earth to the sky... His attraction to Chiara is purely sexual... That just proves to all he's just a normal guy... Lisa was the first to be head of the household... She put Marcellas and Lori on the chopping block... Gerry used the veto in a move he thought so bold... Now Lisa wishes a short pier off he should walk... Danielle is one the jury is still out on... Her game face seems to change from day to day... Join her abs class if you want to see the flab gone... A few weeks more I think she's gonna stay... And who's left but our own sweet, loveable Jason?... Proclaims he'll be a virgin till he weds... The only one with a "REAL" game face on... He'll never win the game of musical beds! That's the story as NMLB knows it... She's addicted to this board and the live feeds... I think the time has come for her to quit... And go back to her own families needs.....
Needmylifeback Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 05:45 pm O.K. one more - we ordered pizza tonight and I've got a few minutes! No need to 'splain what this song is to.... It's a house of lying and of deceit... It's made of partical board and not concrete... The cameras are everywhere... It's the hamster's lair... It's the Big Brother III Show! It's the B. B. III Show! It's the B. B. III Show! Where the live feeders are in the know... It's the B. B. III Show! It's got musical beds happenin' every week... Eric and Lisa sleeping cheek to cheek... There's alliances going on.... I wish they'd bring back Bar-B-Que Dawn! It's the B. B. III Show!
Needmylifeback Monday, July 29, 2002 - 07:58 am O.K. guys...since I didn't get much sleep last night because theme songs kept flitting through my head...I determined that I am going to Get My Life Back and evict myself from this website...for a while...After this one last Parody! LOL! Shlameel....Shlamazzle...... Give him any rule he'll break it... Give him a second chance, he'll take it... He may just win this game after all.... Squeaked by nom's, he's set to go now... To Roddy & Eric he's alligned his Vow... He thinks the 3 of them will have a ball.... He may just do it.... There is nothing he won't try... (Well except **** with another guy...) I'd like to see him climb the wall.... AND JUMP OVER IT!!!!! Yeahhhhhhhhhhh......
Tabbyking Monday, July 29, 2002 - 04:31 pm found a peanut... head of household head of household head of household for this week went to roddy of the body he won't nominate the geek toes are rotten toes are rotten toes are rotten on his feet girls are gagging g's feet are waggin on the counters, as they eat amy's drinking amy's drinking amy's drinking all she can "citrona's awful!" got a crawful washed it down with lots of 'vin' chiara's scowling chiara's scowling chiara's scowling all the while snuggles roddy mouth of potty oh, that girl can be so vile take marcellas take marcellas take marcellas he's so fine won the phone vote made his head float on fresh seafood, he did dine danielle's plotting danielle's plotting danielle's plotting every day 'close' to each group full of dog poop but she seems to have some sway there's a wet spot there's a wet spot there's a wet spot on the bed clean your bedclothes camera's up close what a picture in my head arnold's game show arnold's game show arnold's game show's festering once you head out form a big pout cause he's got sequestering watched a live feed watched a live feed watched a live feed of the game saw the aired show and i don't know how they call it one and same? turned the channel turned the channel turned the channel for a day couldn't stand it back to house $it here my tuner's gonna stay! it's so rotten it's so rotten it's so rotten all the day got me hook-ed on the crooked gonna watch to see whose paid....
Twiggyish Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 03:40 pm To the tune of I'm a Little Teapot.. Roddy: I'm a little despot, and a lout, Chiara I dandle, Watch her pout.. When I get all steamed up here me shout, Just get together and vote me out!
Cyn Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 04:51 pm Barney the dinosaur song- You trust me, I trust you We?re the big bro family With a small white lie And a tug from me to you Won?t you say you?ll trust me >sic<
Blinky Friday, August 02, 2002 - 12:59 pm Bingo THERE IS A GIRL WHO LOVES A GUY I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY-O B-E-V-I-S B-E-V-I-S B-E-V-I-S (BUTTHEAD WOULD BE A LO BLOW-O) THERE IS A GIRL WHO LIKES TO SNAP I WISH HER MOUTH WOULD TAKE A NAP-HO C-H-I-A-PET C-H-I-A-PET C-H-I-A-PET (I REALLY WISH SHE WOULD GO-HO)
Snee Friday, August 02, 2002 - 01:04 pm ooh, these are great! i'm a little despot! ahahahahahahaha! here's more gilligan's island. i included the beginning verses so it makes more sense. start a'hummin'. and be sure and check out rnr60's take on gilligan characters at the beginning of the thread! just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a smutty show, that started about 3 weeks ago, with arnie sha-pir-o. week one was tough with evil josh, and gerry's heartfelt speech. he saved my favourite, marcellas, but friends were out of reach. the second week was quite bizarre, with kiki's life in code, bikini's made of peanut butter, and how they drop their load. the third week now has tonya gone, another pawn goes *poof* if rod and chi do not go soon, then snee will hit the roof!!! week four was tough with roddy king, and marce and amy nom'd. they had a fight but made up fast, then amy said, 'so long!' (before she left they picked on her, well, that was this snee's take. "you're selfish!"...then they toasted her, AMY! WALK OUT FOR YOUR SAKE!)
Blinky Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 08:41 am GOOD ONE SNEE (GRAND OLE FLAG) He's just a man A bald headed man But, I was dancin round my house The time had come The choice..not dumb Get rid of the ex-king louse Ev'ry heart beat new Knowing Roddy done blew The chance to win the game Should ev'ry promise be forgot? YES! Gerry your choice was Lame
Ellenkats Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 11:02 am One, two, three o'clock, wish we had a clock! Five, six, seven o'clock, dani really rocks! Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, let's go throw the duck! We're gonna pop those zits tonight! Put your towels on the ground and do some abs, work off those pea-nut butter blues! We're gonna clean some pores around the house tonight, We're gonna pull ingrown hairs 'til broad daylight, We're gonna make you sick of watching us tonight! my apologies in advance
Snee Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 02:52 pm inky dinky spider, (apologies to poster indydinkyspider!) the hoh has the power, the house guests all freak out. down come the noms, then campaigning all about. on thursday night the vote comes down, bye-bye, so long, get out! once more the little hamsters scheme, that's what the game's about!
Snee Monday, August 05, 2002 - 12:53 am okay, i just realized that the song is 'itsy bitsy spider'. silly snee. inkydinky, your name is what naturally pops into my mind now when i think of tiny spiders!
Alaginger Tuesday, August 06, 2002 - 08:46 am OKAY, GUYS.....I JUST HAD TO PUT THIS ONE IN. DON'T FORGET I'M OVER 60, WHITE, AND A GRANDMA TWICE OVER.....BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS CUTE!!! SONG: OVER THERE (FOR MARCELLAS) OVER THERE IN THE CHAIR IS A GUY WHO HAS BALLS, BUT NO HAIR GOT A PICTURE OF HIM YOU HAVE TO LOVE HIM I HOPE HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE SO BEWARE IF YOU DARE PUT HIM UP FOR THE NOMS, IT'S NOT FAIR MAY OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT WITH MARCELLAS, HE SHOWED IT BARE!!!
Snee Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 02:52 am what am i still doing up?!? --to the tune of 'the flintstones' hamsters, meet the hamsters! they're on live feeds posted ev'ry night. come on, let's all start threads, but let's argue well and not start fights. we will, watch the house guests dusk till dawn, p.o.'d, when the Front Of House is on. hamsters, meet our hamsters, they're on live feeds posted ev'ry niiiight!
Needmylifeback Monday, August 12, 2002 - 06:10 pm Back from vacation - (great time - only caught minutes of BB...thanks to Bunny and crew I now know what I missed!).... Apologies to the Beatles... (Yesterday) Yesterday, all of Josh's troubles seemed so far away... Now with him only the Lizards will play... Oh, how I long for yesterday.... Suddenly, He's not the guy he started out to be... No more coniving or backstabbing for me to see... Why can't I have the Josh of Yesterday? Why does he have to go? He's a good "show" and he should stay. Why not vote Roddy out and go back to yesterday? Yesterday, Josh's chest hairs were all plucked away... I'm afraid now that they're there to stay.. and on Thursday the hamsters will have their way...Oh, how I long for yesterday....
Needmylifeback Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 10:02 am (Clementine) In an IKEA House, In a parking lot, Playing a game for 500 Grand... Are a group of Actor Wannabees... In their own little Disney Land. Now there's eight of them, Left to play a while, But on Thursday one is gone... Not to worry, there's a new twist... Someone's coming back as a pawn. They have issues, With Hamster Gerry, Seems his habits do disgust... They have worse one's, but it don't matter... To make eviction seem more just. The game is boring, With their snoring, And the pimples that they pick... And their topics of conversation... It's enough to make you sick. This week it's Joshie, And it's Roddy, Up upon the chopping block... Who's to go, seems to change daily... Aren't you glad they now have a clock?
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