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Donut Friday, August 06, 2004 - 8:42 pm
I think we know them all well enuf by now to pull out our song writing skills and start our odes to the hamsters...
I haven't had a chance to get all that creative myself, but having started the thread, I will make a brief attempt here...
The Most Deluded Cowboy
(sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly")
I still think the twin is Holly
and that I will be a sitcom star.
I think that Nicomas loves me
and throughout this game, she'll take me far.
I think Scott and Jase adore me,
and that the pore cam does not show zits.
I'm The Most Deluded Cowboy
and I just bought the Brooklyn Bridge.
(thank you.. i think i'm bothering you.. i'll move over here...)
whoops, wrong show



Sunshyne4u Friday, August 06, 2004 - 11:45 pm
As I was watching one morning for pleasure
On feeds a cowpuncher was riding along
His hat was throwed back and his spurs were a-jingling
And as he approached cam he was singing this song
CHORUS: Whoopee ti yi yo, git along little dogies
It's your misfortune and none of my own
Whoopie ti yi yo, git along little dogies
You know that BigBrother will be your new home
Some boys go up the long trail for pleasure
But that's where they get it most awfully wrong
For you'll never know the trouble they give us
As they go drivin' them dogies along
Chorus: Whoopee ti yi yo, git along little dogies
It's your misfortune and none of my own
Whoopie ti yi yo, git along little dogies
You know that BigBrother will be your new home
You know that BigBrother will be your new home



Sunshyne4u Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 12:02 am
The Ballad of Scott and CB (a DUET sung by CB and Scott to the tune of the famous Frank Sinatra tune Strangers in the Night)
(BOTH SING)
Strangers in the House
Exchanging stories
Drinking in the night
What were the chances
we'd be sharing a bath
Before the night was through?
(Scott Sings)
My reflection in your eyes
were so inviting,
Seeing myself in mirrors
was so exciting,
Something in my heart,
Told me I look better than you.
(CB sings)
Strangers in the house,
two lonely people
we were strangers in the house
Up to the moment
When we said our first "Tomorrow we ride".
How could we hide?
Love was just a glance away,
A warm embracing dance away and -
(CB and Scott)
Ever since that night... we've been together.
4H at first sight, buddies forever.
It turned out so right,
For these strangers in the night.



Seamonkey Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 12:22 am
To tune of You Are My Sunshine..
You are my Scottie
My only Scottie
You make me sappy
When horse men play
You'll never know, Scott
How much I miss you
Julie done taken my Scottie away..
The other night, Scott,
When you lay sleeping,
I dreamed I could check out your charms
You told me "get lost!" and I was shakin'
So I got some beef and fried.
You are my burger, my only burger....



Bigbrotherfan Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 5:27 am
I wanted to show my dh the music video parody of Scott last night but couldn't find it. I know it's slightly off topic but I didn't want to start a thread just for this. Does anyone know the link?
Okay, here's mine (CB singing soulfully in the DR to Somewhere over the rainbow)
Somewhere in the big brother house,
way inside
There is a bath that I shared with you,
once in a day gone by.
Somewhere in the big brother house,
Cameras abound
And the script I am writing
really will cast you.
One day I wish upon a horse, (sing fast)
I'll wake up upon the HOH
Bedtop (slow)
Where Julie will say to me (fast)
Get up and open the front door.
That's where I'll find you. (slow)
Somewhere in the big brother house (slow)
You'll be back
And we can bathe together
Like you were never gone.
Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please, Julie! (fast)
Oh, bring my Scottie back to me.
Please take one of the others. (slow)
Somewhere in the big brother house (slow)
You'll be back
And we can bathe together
Like you were never gone!



Bigbrotherfan Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 5:37 am
Here's one more (wizard of oz tune):
Open the door & go! Tra la (all hg's but jase)
Open the door & go! Tra la
Open the door & go!
Open the door & go!
Open the door, Open the door
Open the door & go!
If ever a great sequester house (jase)
This sequester house is one because
because because because because
because it will be filled with 4-H
Oh, I'm off to the sequester house
sooner than I ever thought
The girls had a wiz of an alliance
if ever an alliance there was



Aus10 Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 8:11 am
Jase sings to "Hello Mudder."
Hello Mudder - Hello Fadder
Here I am at - Big Brother
And it's very - nerve racking
And they say I'll have some fun if I keep packing.
I've been playing - with no clue
except perhaps - with horseman Drew
Guess Adria - is really two
So last night I really got the screw.
Wait a minute - I've stopped packing
Guys are bathing - Guys are yacking
I'm not nominated - gee that's better
Mudder, Fadder kindly disregard this letter.



Buggles Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 8:39 am
CB, sung to 'Wham Rap' (just a lil refrain)
Wham! bam I am a man
I hang with jocks...you can't tell me that I'm not
Do you enjoy friend baths too
If not, don't mock...soap & Scott dude ROCK!!



Rupertbear Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 8:45 am
A Limerick instead
There once was a blond guy called Jase
He's bad, we're all on his case
He's been very rude
And also quite crude
He'll meet Julie Chen in the...nude.



Buggles Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 10:00 am
Nakomis singing 'He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother'
The summers long, with many a winding turn
That leads to who knows wins, who knows wins
But I'm strong, strong enough to take this game
He ain't with me - he's my brutha
So on we go, his welfare ain't my concern
That lasso that he bared, the shaved hair
For I know he would not save my azz
He ain't with me - he's my brutha
If I'm laden at all, I'm laden with gladness
That I finally have a cowboy that I can call my brother
Its a long long road from which there is no return
While I'm HoH in here, he should fear
And this game, is not outside the house you know
He ain't with me - he's my brutha
He's ain't with me - he's my brutha, he's my brutha, he's my brutha



Donut Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 10:27 am
omg you guys are fantastic!! I can't believe i woke up to find this going full force! Thanks y'all!(i'm still too sleepy to remember all your names, so hope a group hug will do..) here's a brief one til i wake up more..(feel free to add on verses)
JASE'S BALLS
(to Jingle Bells)
Jase's balls,
against the wall,
squirming all the way.
Oh what fun to see him played
by the GPA..
O'er the house he goes
spewing all his crap
talking himself silly
until he needs a nap,
Reaching for ideas
inside his bandana'd head
but all that he has left in there is
PBJ and bread.
Oh, Jase's balls
once big as walls,
now shrunken down to size
oh what fun to watch
him get his eviction surprise.



Cassie Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 10:41 am
This is sung by the GPA about Jase, to the tune of "I Don't Know How to Love Him". (JC Superstar)
We Don't Know How To Love Him
What to do, how to evict him
He's been changed yes really changed
In these past few days when he sees himself
He seems like someone else
He don't know how to take this
He don't see why we hate him
He's a man, he's just a man
And he's had so many men before
In oh so many ways
Scott's just one more
Should we bring him down should we scream and shout
Should we speak of love, let our feelings out
He never thought it would come to this -- what's it all about
Don't you think it's rather funny
He should be in this position
He's the one who's always been
So calm so cool, no lover's fool
Running every show
He's got to go.
Yet if he said he loved us
We'd be lost we'd be frightened
We couldn't cope, just couldn't cope
We'd turn our heads, we'd back away
We'd evict him anyway
He scares us so
We want him to go



Donut Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 10:59 am
sung to the tune of:
WHAT BECOMES OF THE BROKEN HEARTED
What becomes of the plan Will bartered
now that Jase is soon departed
how can he have peace of mind
our poor will is in a bind
poor guy..
he walks the house in a state of confusion
he thought the vanished mole was just an illusion
Now he's got an extra twin
and no longer needs Jase to win
poor Jase...
He's a boy in an all girl alliance
He has got this game down to a science
Aligns himself with everyone
Use them up til they are done,
smart will..



Ckrdpast Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 1:40 pm
Here's a song i heard the other day and thought of BB right away....changed a few words but im sure someone can do better!!
LIMELIGHT by Rush
Living in a lighted house
Approaches the unreal
cause we don't think or feel
In touch with unreality
I am BB's mouse
Cast in this most likely role,
well-equipped to act,
With insufficient tact,
One must put up barriers
To keep oneself intact.
Living in the Limelight,
The universal dream
For those who wish to seem.
Those who wish to be
Must open up to alienation,
Get on with the fascination,
The real relation,
The underlying theme.
Living in a fisheye lens,
Caught in the camera eye.
I have the heart to lie,
I can pretend a stranger
Is a long-awaited friend.
All the world's indeed a stage,
And we are merely hamsters,
Performers and portrayers,
Each another's audience
Outside the gilded cage.



Needmylifeback Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 2:22 pm
The 4-horsemen are good TV (Addams Family Theme song)
Da-da-da Dump ....(snap, snap)
Da-da-da Dump .... (Snap, Snap)
Da-da-da Dump, Da-da-da Dump, Da-da-da Dump (Snap, Snap)
They're Crude and rudealicious,
The things they do are suspicious,
They like the word Bootylicious,
The 4-Horsemen are "GOOD TV"
They preen and primp in mirrors,
They whine when there's no Beer'rs
They've shown us they're good Pee'ers
The 4-Horsemen are "GOOD TV"
Da-da-da dump ....Crude
Da-da-da dump ....Rude
Da-da-da dump ... Da-da-da Dump ... Da-da-da Dump..Hey Dude!
They've shown they're works of Art
They stink up the house with Pharts
They think they are playing a part...
THe 4-Horsemen are "GOOD TV"
They compare their Bowel Movements
We watch even tho' we shouldn't
We wish wearing Mandanas they wouldn't
The 4-Horsemen are "GOOD TV"



Buggles Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 3:49 pm
"Power of Jee" sung by Luther Vandross to the tune of "Power of Love"
When he says goodbye it is never for long
'Cause we know our Jee still lives on
It will be again exactly like it was
'Cause I believe in The Power Of Jee
When he's close I can feel the power
When it's Jee I can always tell
Jee for me is the best thing now
He is someone that I know so well
Brings me closer and every minute
Of every hour, feel The Power Of Jee, yeah
Pull all-nighters and take me higher
And feel the fire of The Power Of Jee
Did you know that your feelings show
You thought your Jee was locked up inside
But when your senses start to overload
Jee is something you should never hide
You've got to believe in Jee
It's a feeling that's next to none
Can't stop until we are one
With The Power Of Jee
Tell everyone to try
I promise you'll reach the sky
One thing that we can't deny
Is The Power of Jee
So close your eyes and you can feel it
Comin' straight from above, it's The Power Of Jee
You can't deny it, so don't even try it
Let the feelin' sweep you off your feet
You've got to believe in Jee
It's a feeling that's not undone
Can't stop until we are one
With The Power of Jee
Tell everyone you see
How much better the world could be
For them and for you, for me
With The Power of Jee
Ooh, ooh, ooh
My-my-my-my-my-my
You've got to feel the power
Yeah, yeah
So listen up and you will hear it
A symphony from above, it's The Power Of Jee
So glad we've found it, now there's no way around it
Just let the feeling sweep you off your feet
You've got to believe in Jee
It's a feeling that's good to me
Won't stop at the final three
With The Power of Jee
Tell everyone to try
I promise you'll reach the sky
One thing that you can't deny
Is The Power of Jee
When it's time to compete
We don't care who wins or who gets beat
Don't need to run, don't need to hide
'Cause we've got something burning inside, yeah
We've got Jee power
It's the greatest power of them all, ooh...ooh...
We've got Jee power
And together we can't fall, sing it with
We've got Jee (Jee) power (Power)
Oh, it's the greatest power of them all and if you believe me
We've got more Jee (Jee) power (Power)
And together we can't fall, I know, can't fall
We can't fall (Jee) when there's a Jee power (Power)
'Cause it's the greatest power of them all



Woodpecke(r) Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 5:39 pm
"I Touch Myself (For Larry)"
I love myself I want Larry to love me
When I feel down I want Larry above me
I search myself I want Larry to find me
I forget myself I want Larry to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think of Larry I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Larry is the one who makes me come running
He is the sun who makes me shine
When Larry is around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine
I close my eyes And see Larry before me
Think I would die If Larry were to ignore me
A fool could see Just how much I adore Larry
I get down on my knees I do anything for Larry
I don't want anybody else
When I think about Larry I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no



Jaxgirl Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 5:51 pm
I am coming out of lurk mode to let everyone know how much I have enjoyed your songs! I haven't posted since BB2 because I haven't really gotten as into the shows these last 2 seasons, but this year is holding my interest so far.
So anyway, here is my parody contribution, about what I found to be the oddest relationship in the house. (btw, thanks for digging up the BB3 parodies,Draheid, these are all so much fun read)
Scotty Buddy (from CB)
(To the tune of "Rubber Ducky")
Scotty buddy, you're the one
Who made bathtime lots of fun
Scotty buddy, I was awfully fond of you
Boo-boo-be-doo
Scotty buddy, my joy of joys
Was in the bathtub, when you made noise
Scotty buddy, your my favorite friend, it's true
Boo-boo-be-doo
Scotty buddy, I'm so blue
This tub seems empty, without you
Scotty buddy, oh what am I gonna do?
Boo-boo-be-doo
Scotty buddy, it may be a sin
But I don't even feel like bathing again
Scotty buddy, do you miss me like I miss you?
Boo-boo-be-doo.



Needmylifeback Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 6:07 pm
Mandana World (Apologies to Madonna)
Some are wide and some are thin and some just in-between.There are those
that stretch around the head and ones that tie in colors pink and Green.
(Chorus) They are living in a "Mandana" World and driving crazy all of
the Girls! (OH!)
They are living in a "Mandana" World and driving crazy all of the Girls.
Jase he makes that mirror face and I just want to scream. Preening all
around the place, thinking he's the best looking inside..BB's "Mr. Dream",
(Chorus)
Scott he used the 'dana's too but seemed to just go along. The made him
look a little weird, for his head they were all wrong.
(Chorus)
Cowboy does not wear the 'band. Instead he dons a hat. Tries fitting in
any ways, but won't do better that would Holly's Cat.
(Chorus)
Drew puts them on occasionally, when he feels like being in. He doesn't
need the things at all...now BB bring in his twin!
(Chorus)



Needmylifeback Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 9:44 pm
One of my favorite movies is Mary Poppins (One of the first Big Screen Premiers my parents took me to...all those years ago...)
Bootilicious
Marvin got a magic word and that is BOOTILICIOUS
And the food that he prepares, the House Guests proclaim Delicious
But if he stays around much more we'll all start getting suspicious
That his real persona is the one who is really quite virtuous.
Um Diddley ...Um Diddley ...Um diddilie...
His motor mouth of quips and quotes is sometimes pretty vile
You either like him or you don't but that seems to be his style
If BB were to grant him 3 wishes, I'd bet he'd walk a mile...
For Bootie as licious as one of the twins ...out the BB door he'd file!



Woodpecke(r) Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 10:18 pm
I'm Looking Through You
(Apologies to John, Paul and Yoko)
Performed By Jase
I'm Looking Through You
Where did you go
I thought I knew you
What did I know
You don't look different
But you have changed
I'm looking through you
You're not the same
Your lips are moving
You had a mole
Your weight is losing
But your a** looks whole
You do sound different
What is the game?
I'm looking through you
You're not the same
Why, tell me why
Did you not treat me right
Trust has a nasty habit
Of turning to eviction overnight
You're thinking of me
The same old way
You are above me
Unlike yesterday
The only difference
Is now you're two
I'm looking though you
I hate both of you
Why, tell me why
Did you not treat me right
Scott thought he was safe and then
He's watching the Feeds the very next night!
I'm looking through you
Where did you go
I thought I knew you
What did I know
You don't look different
But you have changed
I'm looking through you
I can't be saved!!!



Andysmojo Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 10:55 pm
Ok, I'm feeling brave tonight. I hope Willie Nelson forgives me for this....
Mommas don't let your babies grow-up to be Cowboy
Don't let them run neked around in the yard
Tell them to keep their privates in the barn
Mommas don't let your babies grow-up to be Cowboy
Don't let them have baths with men everyday
Or let them think there is a sitcom on the way
Mommas don't let your babies grow-up to be Cowboy
Teach them to stand up and show a backbone
Maybe there won't be a Fiancé when he goes back home
Mommas don't let your babies grow-up to be Cowboy
Oklahoma is really where he belongs
California and Lori will not accept his calls
Mommas don't let your babies grow-up to be Cowboy
Cowbonics is not a smart way to talk
Think about seeing a speech therapist when you get voted off
Mommas don't let your babies grow-up to be Cowboy
$500,000 is not within your reach
Heck we want you gone so we don't have to hear another feel sorry for me
speech



Dogdoc Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 5:58 am
To the tune of three blind mice
Three dumb horsemen
Three dumb horsemen
See how they fall
See how they fall
They all ran after the girls in the house
They did it wrong and now hear how they grouse
Three dumb horsemen
Three dumb horsemen



Needmylifeback Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 8:08 am
An oldie but a goodie...sung by Cowboy Thursday night...(Keeping my fingers crossed!)
It's Jase's eviction and I'll cry if I want to .. Cry if I want to ...
Cry if I want to ... You would cry too if Cowboy were you...
Last week my tub buddy walked through that door ... told me all was gonna be fine,
Now the horsemen are losing one more .. all I have now is time.
It's Jase's eviction and I'll cry if I want to .. Cry if I want to ...
Cry if I want to ... You would cry too if Cowboy were you...
We used to be happy ... we were in control ... the 4-Horsemen to the end we could see...
Our plans for the future began to unroll ... when we started thinking with what we use to pee....
It's Jase's eviction and I'll cry if I want to .. Cry if I want to ...
Cry if I want to ... You would cry too if Cowboy were you...
I don't know if I can go on anymore ... My future fame is lookin' quite bleak...
I should'a got to know my sister for sure... I think I'll be gone by next week ...
It's Jase's eviction and I'll cry if I want to .. Cry if I want to ...
Cry if I want to ... You would cry too if Cowboy were you...
Now I'll just mope around the house all day long and take me a nap...or two or three...
I may be sad but don't get me wrong ...made sequester'd and it's the best place for me...
It's Jase's eviction and I'll cry if I want to .. Cry if I want to ...
Cry if I want to ... You would cry too if Cowboy were you...
(This one came to me while I was folding towels...I am actually getting some housework done! LOL!)



Surealityjunkie Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 9:29 am
Yes Cowboy Loves Me, Yes Scotty Love Me
(sung/read to the tune of "Jesus Loves Me")
Cowboy loves me
This I know
Cause he shadowed me
Through the show
If inside
Or out in fresh air
If I was around
He was there
Yes, Cowboy loves me
Yes, Cowboy loves me
Yes, Cowboy loves me
His actions showed me so.
Scotty loves me
This I know
Cause our bathtimes
Told me so
Sharing bubbles
Touching feet
Our quiet time
Was oh, so deep
Yes, Scotty loves me
Yes, Scotty loves me
Yes, Scotty loves me
His actions told me so.
Yes, Cowboy loves me
Yes, Scotty loves me
Yes, I know he loves me
His actions show me so!
(I thought of this while I was brushing my teeth... I just hope HE forgives me for using HIS song to write about BB5!)



Zgoodgirl Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 10:30 am
To the tune of Sarah McLachlan 'I Will Remember You' Forgive me Sarah.....
Song for Scott from CB...
I will remember you
Will you remember me?
This Cowboy here, loves you so
Weep not for the memories.
Remember the bath times that we had?
And the racing stripes you shaved on me to start a new fad.
How clearly I first saw you lifting weights in the sun
Wanna feel your mandana on me, wanna be the one
I will remember you
Will you remember me?
This Cowboy here, loves you so
Weep not for the memories.
I miss you so much, that I just gag
Wishing for one more chance to be your punching bag
It's funny how I want you here, dissing me again
Talking about April, and how I'm not a man
But will remember you
Will you remember me?
This Cowboy here, loves you so
Weep not for the memories.
I'm just not good without you, and I have given up on fame
My racing stripes are gone, and my baths are not the same
Once I use to take care of myself, just to please you
But my unibrow has grown together, no longer two
I will remember you
Will you remember me?
This Cowboy here, loves you so
Weep not for the memories.



Needmylifeback Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 10:44 am
Really! I almost have the garage cleaned out! In fact because I was listening to Rogers and Hammerstein ...I came up with this one!
From Flower Drum Song - I enjoy being a girl
I Enjoy Being One of "THE GIRLS" - Sung by Will
The house is a little bit Dumpy.
And the paint colors make my head spin and swirl.
Most of the mattresses are lumpy.
But, I enjoy being one of "THE GIRLS"
The 4 Horsemen thought they were in power.
They bullied us 'till our toes would curl.
But the game changes every hour!
I enjoy being one of "THE GIRLS"
I flipped when the twin twist was started.
I gagged when there was pie on my face.
I almost passed out when the 4-H'rs pharted.
But my planning this week is getting rid of Jase!
The GPA + Me is strong now.
But I've made a side alliance to unfurl.
I'm ready to stand and take my grand bow.
Because, I enjoy being one of "THE GIRLS"!!!!



Lilsouthernbell Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 10:55 am
A song for last Thursday's live show.. sung to "Celebration" by Kool and the Gang
Celebrate summer time, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate summer time, come on! (Let's celebrate)
We've got Big Brother goin' on right here
It's what we wait for all throughout the year
So pull up your live feeds, and your message boards too
We're gonna celebrate and watch Big Brother with you
Come on now
Celebration
Let's watch the Horsemen fail and have a good time
Celebration
We're gonna watch Nik boot Jase out and have a good time
It's time to come together
It's all for us, Big Brother's our pleasure
Everyone around the Web
Come on!
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Scott went home, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
The twins are there, it's all right



Surealityjunkie Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 12:30 pm
(To the tune of "Green Acres" theme song)
Big Brother is the place for me
Studio City is the life for me
I just adore a backyard view
Dah-ling, I love you but give me studio two!
Da-da-da-da-da -- the wins
Da-da-da-da-da -- the twins
Da-da-da-da-da -- fresh air
Da-da-da-da-da -- lawn chairs
This is the life
Full of much strife
Big Brother we are here!!!



Needmylifeback Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 12:37 pm
Love it Sureal!
O.K. From Toy Story's : You've got a Friend in Me ...Performed by JASE
You've got a friend in Me (Trust me)
You've got a friend in me!
There isn't anything I wouldn't do
For you to help me make it to the final two
I'll keep promising it's "Just me and you"
Yeah, You've got a friend in me...
You've got a friend in me.
Yeah, You've got a friend in me.
I'll get you to watch my back
That'll be my new plan of attack
While watching you get the sack
Oh, You've got a friend in me.
I think it all will just work out fine
Winning is gonna be so sublime
I will be making Big Brother HIS..TOR..Y
Yeah, You've got a friend in me!!!!!!



Surealityjunkie Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 1:55 pm
Dedicated to all that have & will be on the block! (to the tune of "The Jeffersons" theme song)
Well I guess I'm up
On the block
Gotta start my plotting now
Against the clock
I guess I'm up
On the block
Gotta start my plotting now
Let's rock!
Marvin's cooking in the kitchen
Karen's baking cookies too
Will's layin' out by the poolside
What am I gonna do?
After veto I'm up against the big guy
Ain't no turning back
Maybe if I sit and not make a sound
I'll be the one to unpack
I said I'm up
On the block
Gotta start my plotting
Against the clock
I said I'm up
On the block
I know what I gotta do
So let's rock!!!



Needmylifeback Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 5:14 pm
Creedence Clearwater Revival or Little Richard ...Take your pick! (Whatever dates you! LOL!)
Good Golly Miss Holly!
Good Golly Miss Holly!
Your act's mighty strange.
Good Golly Miss Holly!
I might even say deranged.
When you were in the house your personality often changed.
You'd wake up every mornin' in the arms of your guy Jase.
You left your dirty dishes and towels all over the place.
Good Golly Miss Holly!
Your act's mighty strange.
Good Golly Miss Holly!
I might even say deranged.
When you were in the house your personality often changed.
Well now you told Big Brother that you were going to play a 'ditz'.
Watching you a playin' I was having laughing fits!
Good Golly Miss Holly!
Your act's mighty strange.
Good Golly Miss Holly!
I might even say deranged.
When you were in the house your personality often changed.
You had a favorite expression.
Gross things made you say EEEWWWWWWW!
But, you were guilty of things that made us say EEEWWWW too!
Good Golly Miss Holly!
Your act's mighty strange.
Good Golly Miss Holly!
I might even say deranged.
When you were in the house your personality often changed.
You got nominated twice and you liked to wear your hats.
You were planning on winning the money and spending it all on cats!
Good Golly Miss Holly!
Your act's mighty strange.
Good Golly Miss Holly!
I might even say deranged.
When you were in the house your personality often changed!



Bluejaxrock Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 7:26 pm
omg, I just finished reading today's posts, and read "CAM SWITCHES, I hear CB's voice saying self-mockingly "all the girls say I'm really fly."" and immediately starting humming Offspring's "Pretty Fly for a White Guy". It's been years since I'd heard it, so I looked up the lyrics to see if I could possibly parody them. Imagine my surprise to find that the original lyrics must have been penned with CB in mind.
There is not a single line that needs to be changed to picture CB as the doofus in the song.
"You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's
So do that brand new thing"
(c)2000 The Offspring
Is this not our CB?



Needmylifeback Monday, August 09, 2004 - 11:04 am
In accordance with my plan to write a parody for each and every houseguest by the time this season is over...because I wouldn't want anyone to feel left out, no matter how long their stay...here is a short one in memory of Mike who may go down in BB History as the most un-memorable houseguest.
To the tune from Grease - Beauty School Dropout:
Forgotten Houseguest
(Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya)
Forgotten Houseguest, you only made it through week one,
Forgotten Houseguest, your time was up before it had begun,
You were the oldest one there and you wouldn't spike your hair...
The 4 Horsemen deemed that uncool...
At least you wouldn't put on ladies undies and look like a fool!



Needmylifeback Monday, August 09, 2004 - 3:48 pm
Now it's Scott's turn .... Donna Summer's HOT STUFF (I realize that this could be for Jase as well - But I already gave him a parody!)
Sittin' in the HOH, 4 H'rs are celebratin'
Celebratin' that we have their backs against a wall...
Checkin' my reflection in the mirrors I see that I'm the greatest player of them all.
Chorus: I think I am Hot Stuff, Really I'm amazing!
No one else is Hot Stuff, I'm the only one!
Some may think they're Hot Stuff, but they are mistaken.
Won't you like some Hot Stuff?
Don't you want my Hot Stuff - It's OOOONNNN!
I am Hot Stuff...Give you Hot Stuff... I am Hot Stuff....
Knowin' that we can take it to the End Zone's amazing, Nothing else seems to matter one bit.
We are in control of our Destiny, so much that we'll make this show a big hit!
Chorus: I think I am Hot Stuff, Really I'm amazing!
No one else is Hot Stuff, I'm the only one!
Some may think they're Hot Stuff, but they are mistaken.
Won't you like some Hot Stuff?
Don't you want my Hot Stuff - It's OOONNNNNNN!
I am Hot Stuff...Give you Hot Stuff... I am Hot Stuff....
Oh I just got a touch of reality baby, I found myself up on the block....
Don't know why this happened but maybe by tomorrow they'll be missing the big jock....
Chorus: I think I am Hot Stuff, Really I'm amazing!
No one else is Hot Stuff, I'm the only one!
Some may think they're Hot Stuff, but they are mistaken.
Won't you like some Hot Stuff?
Don't you want my Hot Stuff - It's OOOONNNNN!
I am Hot Stuff...Give you Hot Stuff... I am Hot Stuff....



Needmylifeback Monday, August 09, 2004 - 4:09 pm
Well ...Closet something anyways..RB! ...Speaking of Closets...I was getting my shoes...and this popped into my head...It being Baseball Season and everything ...and seeing as Jase is finally getting a dose of his own medicine....here's a little extra ditty for him...
Take me out of this f'n game,
I'm about to climb over the wall!
I'm pissed off I'm not getting my way,
Worst thing is ...I was bested by a GIRL today!
So just put me out of my misery,
And walk me out of that door!
IT's all Scott's fault that the 4-H'rs are done.
And I don't want to play ANY MORE!



Surealityjunkie Monday, August 09, 2004 - 5:10 pm
(sung/read to "The Facts of Life" theme)
You take the good
You take the bad
You take them both
And there you have
Big Brother, Big Brother
There's a time we've got
to vote you know
And say goodbye
to the one to go
Big Brother, Big Brother
Now America never seems
To want to help us live our dreams
And suddenly we're finding out
Our dreams of fame are only in our head
(Only in our head)
It takes a lot to leave and be alright
When were living here day and night...
(Here in Big Brother...)



Zgoodgirl Monday, August 09, 2004 - 5:18 pm
To the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies theme song
Well heres a little story 'bout a man named Drew
When he came into the house he was feelin' kinda blue
Being kinda lonely and missing on his twin
'Til a guy name Jase told him with an evil grin....
Come to our side
The four horsemen
Just you and me
To the end
Well, the next thing you know ole Drew is hooking up
With these goofballs who said they'll win the bucks
But it went downhill after Scott walked out the door
But Diane came up and said "Look, heres the score...."
Come to our side
Girl Power
Just you and me
To the end



Needmylifeback Monday, August 09, 2004 - 6:13 pm
Here's Karen's...to Casper the Friendly Ghost
Karen's a scary chick
One of the scariest on the show
The way she jumps from an alliance to another,
Pretty soon her head's gonna blow!
Karen is trying to float
But, in all odds it won't end up that way..
Sooner than later she'll have to make up her mind,
On with which alliance she'll stay!
Chorus:
She thinks she's playin' smart...
But her focus is going to 'bite' her...
She wants the twins apart...
She won't stop talking about the "WAY" they treat her...
Karen she needs her man..
Her urges are much too great.
We hear about it every day,
How at night she just couldn't wait!



Darrellh Monday, August 09, 2004 - 7:19 pm
Sung to the tune of "Shaft"
Who's the vain little pr*ck that's a big bother to all the chicks?
(Jase!)
You're damn right!
Who is the man who would risk nothing for his brother horse?
(Jase!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat who'll sell you out
Then you hear him scream and shout
(Jase!)
Right on!
You see that Jase is one slick little piece of---
(Shut your mouth!)
But I'm talking about Jase
(Then we can dig it)
He's a constipated man
But no one appreciates him like his cowboy



Katoncoast Monday, August 09, 2004 - 7:43 pm
To the tune of Tiny Toons Adventures.
We're lieing, we're shmoozing, we're all a little fuming,And in this
reality, we're invading your TV. We're verbal dispensers, we bring up
all the censors,On Big Brother reality get a dose of those insane.
So here's Big Brother players, they're a whole wide world apart,Our home
sweet home, it stands alone,a back stabbing work of Art.The scripts were
rejected, expect the unexpected, On Big Brother Reality, the cryings
about to start.
The twins, they switch, they're Adria and Natilie, Scott lacks the
money, and Jennifer has the brain. Here's Drew and Diane, and Jase's
still grooming, Cowboy's unlucky and Holly didn't remain.
At Big Brotherversity we earn our (P.I.T.A) degree, the desperate
staff's been getting laughs since 1999. We're lieing, we're shmoozing,
we're all a little fuming, it's Big Brother Reality, come and join the fun,
...and now our song is done.



Needmylifeback Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 7:16 am
Let's head to the beach today...(For the first time in 45 years I do not get to go on vacation to the beach because DS starts school earlier this year!) ... So humor me...I'm a little depressed!
The Beach Boys - FUN FUN FUN ...for Diane:
She stood for 9 hours beating Jase for HOH with her hand now...
She could have lasted longer, but he moved his foot off the end of the
stand now....
She was laughing 'cuz she knew that she'd be able to use her plan now...
And she had FUN FUN FUN while she blew the 4 Horsemen away!
She dug her robe and slippers then claimed HOH as her place now...
A few hours later with the box of keys, she nominated Scott and Jase now...
She looked them in the eye and told them in the house there wasn't
enough space now....
And she had FUN, FUN, FUN while she blew the 4 Horsemen away!



Andysmojo Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 8:49 am
I'm on my second cup of coffee and feeling creative this morning thanks to you guys....
I WANTED THE POV by Jace (Sung to Money For Nothing by Dire Straits)
I want my? I want my? I wanted the POV
I want my? I want my? I wanted the POV
Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
I play the hamsters on BB5
Now that ain't workin' now I'm nominated
No money for nothin' and just Holly for free
Now that ain't workin' nobody believes me
Lemme tell ya Nik isn't so dumb
Maybe I should of gotten to know her better
Maybe I shouldn't of acted quite so dumb
We get to run around naked
We get to take baths with our boys
We get no TV's, no movies either
We got to wear these mandanas but at least they aren't thongs
I shoulda learned to play the game better
I shoulda learned Nik's six fingered plan
Look at those girls sticking their alliance in the camera
Man, that's hard core and it's not good TV
And Drew is up there with them, whats that, cheers of victory
Cowboy is banging the side of his leg like a chimpanzee
Now that ain't workin', this is not the way you do it
No money for nothin' and just Holly for free?..
No money for nothin' or is it Molly for free?..



Needmylifeback Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 9:47 am
Thanks this morning to the Beatles who in '68 wrote the song that inspired me!
Ob-La-Di ... Ob-La-Da
There's a psycho in the house and his name is Jase.
He now says that he's a singer in a band.
He's disgusting when he gets up in Diane's face.
But, more so when he wears those gross "Mandan's"
Ob-La-Di... Ob-La-Da B.B. goes on ... HA!
La-La how B. B. goes on...
Ob-La-Di... Ob-La-Da B.B. goes on ... HA!
La-La how B. B. goes on...
Marvin sleeps all alone b'cuz he snores.
But, it makes him feel just like a king.
Encased in cement and his very own door.
Doesn't have to worry about a thing.
Ob-La-Di... Ob-La-Da B.B. goes on ... HA!
La-La how B. B. goes on...
Ob-La-Di... Ob-La-Da B.B. goes on ... HA!
La-La how B. B. goes on...
There's a bunch of twins who has someone else who looks the same...
They are forming their own alliance to make it to the end of the game...
Cowboy seems to be from outer space.
Thinks the 4 Hr's have lots of fans.
That brain of his must be in his special place.
Because his dreams of fame are just too grand!
Ob-La-Di... Ob-La-Da B.B. goes on ... HA!
La-La how B. B. goes on...
Ob-La-Di... Ob-La-Da B.B. goes on ... HA!
La-La how B. B. goes on...
There's a bunch of twins who has someone else who looks the same...
They are forming their own alliance to make it to the end of the game...
The rest of the houseguests just go with the flow.
Each taking his or her time to shine.
Watching live feeds daily we are in the know.
Still we count the hours down 'till Big Brother time!



Darrellh Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 11:08 am
The Theme to The Courtship of Eddie's Father
People let me tell you 'bout the best guest
He's a blond little guy who's gonna make it to the end
People let me tell you 'bout the best guest
He's a boy-toy, what a thrill, a deal-making joy that Will.
(I'll restructure the other one and try it again)



Cassie Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 11:20 am
Here's one about Drew's changing feelings in the last week for Diane:
Cinnamon Girl (Neil Young)
Cinnamon Girl
I hafta live
with a cinnamon girl
I could be happy
the rest of my life
Without cinnamon girl.
She dreams of me
And I run in the night
You see us together,
chasing the moonlight,
Oh cinnamon girl.
Four S.P.F
is just not enough
That unnatural tan
makes you look oh so tough,
Burnt cinnamon girl.
But flag, boots, and panties
Look so cute on you.
I think my mind's changing
Yup, I could do you.
Oooooh, cinnamon girl.
Jase was so angry
And bellowed at me,
But I couldn't care less,
Coz I've got me some D,
Aaaaah, cinnamon girl.
Together we'll lay
In the sun, head to head,
And with the prize money
OUR OWN TANNING BED,
Ooooh, cinnamon girl.



Surealityjunkie Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 11:33 am
The theme to The Patty Duke Show
Meet A who's had a tale to tell,
Trying to hide it has been pure h3ll.
And Nat has had her share of woe,
She's had to stay on the down low.
What a crazy pair!
'Cause their sisters,
Identical sisters all they way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
Where A seems like the quiet one,
Don't get me wrong she's tons of fun.
Our Nat she likes to hunt and bowl,
Houseguests lying makes her lose control.
What a wild duet!
Still, their sisters,
Identical sisters and you'll find,
They laughed alike, they walked alike,
They even had to talk alike ...
The houseguests lost their mind,
Because they were two of a kind.



Surealityjunkie Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 11:37 am
The theme to The Mary Tyler Moore Show
Who can make a dish and crack a smile?
Who can take a bunch of scraps and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it's you boy, and you should know it
With each dish you sure have earned it.
Food is all around, no need to waste it
You can have the pork, why don't you bake it
You're gonna cook it after all
You're gonna cook it after all



Needmylifeback Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 4:56 pm
O.K. I went to the site that Katoncoast posted...saw the Super Chicken theme song...and said..."I can do something with that one!"....Thanks Katoncoast!
The Call Out for Jase's Eviction
He spent hours on his hair,
He wore ladies underwear,
That sent Marvin's eye to a twitchin' {Gak,Gak,Gak}
The Houseguests are debating who is taking credit for this move...
The CALL OUT FOR JASE'S EVICTION! {Yee Haw!}
There has never been a plan so mean and rotten,
It's so brilliant that it'll never be forgotten! {in a million years}
He will still say he's the boss.
When he realized he's just lost.
And He'll tell Julie that he was only actin'.. {Yeah right}
There is one thing he should learn,
His only true friend was the fern {Love is never having to say - "Water
me"}
As they called out for his eviction {One more time}
As they called out for his eviction {Awesome}



Needmylifeback Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - 7:38 am
Hope I don't spoil anyone's morning with this little ditty....It seems like every year I find something to parody off of the Brady Bunch Theme Song...So if you don't want it playin' in your head...feel free to skip it entirely!
Lori - 10 Grand was the better choice...
Here's the story of a girl named Lori,
She was in a dilemma on what to do...
Should she take the 10 grand for a little glory,
Or pass on it ...she wished she knew...
After debating for a time she took the money...
And now the Houseguests are eating PB&J for a week...
After two days no one thought it was funny...
So her eviction the houseguests they did seek...
They did seek...
Oh they did seek...
Her eviction the Houseguests they did seek!



Needmylifeback Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - 9:44 am
I would like to start out by saying that I'll probably be adding verses as the game goes on...but for now I give you a tribute to Nakomis:
From Pocahontas - Just Around the River Bend
I Bet She Makes it to The End
She entered into the house that night, the others thought she was a freak.
She asked that she be called by another name.
She watched the house and she observed and won H.O.H. the 5th week.
And we found that she could really play this game!
I bet she makes it to the end.
Nakomis, this game she's going to win!
Last out the door, she will be the GPA's friend.
She's so much more, she lives her life so free.
She knows the score,
As each and every day ends, I bet she makes it to the end!
Just see, we'll wait and see.



Needmylifeback Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - 1:34 pm
Freckledgrl...DS plays baritone...he was at 'away' band camp this Summer
and was one of only a few '8th graders to make Honor Band...(most of
them were 9th graders)...he was pretty stoked. Low Brass does ROCK!
And to keep my post thread related...remember the Dr. Pepper song?
Here's a quickie:
A's a twin...D's a twin...N's a twin...wouldn't you like to be a twin
too? (LOL!)



Surealityjunkie Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - 3:46 pm
Here's my ditty for the day! I wrote this one for all of us strung out feed watchers! LOL!
To the theme from "The Muppet Show"
It's time to find our headphones
It's time to lose some sleep
It's time to meet the Hamsters on the BB show tonight.
It's time to get some caffeine
It's time to gather snacks
It's time to raise our pressure watching BB Feeds tonight.
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like some kind of torture
To have to miss the show
Now let's get the feeds started
Why don't you get the feeds started
It's time to get the feeds started
On the most sensational, scandalsational, backstabsational,
voyeursational...
This is what we call the BB Show!!!



Surealityjunkie Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - 4:08 pm
To the theme of "WKRP in Cincinatti"
Mom & Dad, if you ever wondered,
Wondered whatever became of me,
I'm living on the feeds in California
California, Studio City...
Getting tired of packing and unpacking,
On the block and back off again,
If I play my cards rights I'll win some money,
And a bonus prize, a really cute man.
I'm on the feeds in California, Studio City...
For Diane



Allietex Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - 8:55 pm
In honor of the "western" flavor of this house, this is to the tune of Home, home on the range.
Home, home in the house
Where the four little horsemen did play.
Their numbers are down
They're all showing frowns
Cause they know Jase is going away.



Buggles Thursday, August 12, 2004 - 7:19 am
CB to Jase, to the tune of "Happy to Be Stuck With You" by Huey Lewis
We've had some fun, and yes we've had our ups and downs
You're on the chopping block, but here we are, still around
We thought it was someone else, but our Drew took the bait
I thought about saving Hol, but now I know it's much too late
We are bound by all the rest
Like the same dang bathroom
All the same guests
And the same address
Yes, it's true, (yes it's true) I was happy to be stuck with you
Yes, it's true, (yes it's true) I was happy to be stuck with you
and I can see, (I can see) that you wish you could be stuck with me
We've had our baths, we never took them seriously
And we shaved our hair all off, but that's the way it's supposed to be
No thoughts about giving up, seemed we would go all the way
Didn't think they'd get Scott, and now we know it's much too late
And it's no great mystery
They won't change their minds
Eventually, they'll get you then me
Yes, it's true, (yes it's true) I was happy to be stuck with you.....
Happy be stuck with you.



Darrellh Thursday, August 12, 2004 - 8:02 am
To the tune of the TV show "Bonanza"
We looked all around, till we finally found, Mandana!
With some cloth and a tie, and a wink of an eye, and the cameras all on me.
We will be brash and get all of the cash,Mandana!
With 4 horse and a Holly, we'll grab it all and by golly,
How rich can a fellow be?
In the place, it's just our face, 4 horsemen is the name,
We'll just smile while they're all riled, and stake the 4H claim.
Mandana!
It was either this, or, "Every time you go away, you take a piece of Jee
with you")



Needmylifeback Thursday, August 12, 2004 - 10:54 am
This one is for the twins...to be sung by all of the houseguests who enjoyed the twin twist (Guess that leaves out Jase, Cowboy and Marvin!)...
An oldie but a goodie ... that 1944 classic - I'll Be Seeing You
We've Been Seeing Two
We've been seeing two not knowing they were different faces,
We didn't see the simple traces that made you YOU!
Half a face one day, you'd turn your head away,
It should have rang a bell, but no one sees, no one could tell..
We've been seeing two, not knowing who was who each day,
It's amazing how you two could play,
We're glad you both now get to stay!
We hope you had a lot of fun,
Once more the game is new.
We'll be watching night and noon...
Now that we're seeing TWO!



Darrellh Thursday, August 12, 2004 - 12:18 pm
Think Dido's "Thank You"
My bath's gone cold, I wanna cry, I'm feeling sort of blue
I can't get out of bed, I miss Scott and Holly, too
And even though I feel betrayed, my color picture's on the wall
And it remind me that I'm not out yet,
I'm not out yet
I may have schemed to much, and now I'll pay
got no one else to blame
Ignored the others thought I was king,
And now it's such a shame
And even when I'm gone they'll all have wished that they could have been
like me
And they all know that it's just good TV,
It's good TV...and
I've got to get through, possibly the worst day of my life
Oh, yes this will truly be, possibly the worst day of my life
Out the door, there's Julie Chen, and damn that girl is thin
She tells me to sit down, and asks me how I've been
And as the BB house falls down now, it's really not my fault
Cause I'm on TV...and
I get to go now, and start my wonderful TV life
I'll pitch my sitcom deal, you know it's all about my life



Andysmojo Thursday, August 12, 2004 - 12:22 pm
In honor of tonights eviction...Sung to the Howdy Doody Song....by Julie & the GPA's
Julie Chen: Say hamsters, what time is it?
Hamsters: It's Bye-Bye Jase Time!
It's Bye-Bye Jase Time
It's Bye-Bye Jase Time
The GPA's, Marvin, and Drew
Say out the door go you
Let's give a rousing cheer
Cause Jase's butt is outta here
The four horseman are history
No more of your good TV
Your hard-core play was mean and rude
No more bath time for you
Your bullying attacks made the girls cry
Nik used her six-fingered plan just in time
Cocky jocks no longer run the show
Annoying CB and crude Marvin are the next to go
But lets just enjoy this time
Maybe we will get a Mime
So once more let's give a rousing cheer
Cause Jase's butt is outta here
It's Bye-Bye Jase Time
It's Bye-Bye Jase Time



Rupertbear Thursday, August 12, 2004 - 4:42 pm
Day-O...Day, Day-O
Daylight come, time for Jase to go home
Come Mr. Tally Man
Tally the bandanna
Daylight come, time for Jase to go home
I see hair spiked like a tarantula
Daylight come, time for Jase to go home



Darrellh Friday, August 13, 2004 - 3:31 pm
Throwing caution (and probably any good taste I had left) to the wind...To the tune of Shirley Bassey's "Goldfinger"
Pull-my-finga-a-a-a!!! (WHAA, WHAA...WHAA!)
They're the men, the men with the smelly game,
They're 4H game,
Such a bad finga-a-a!!! (WHAA, WHAA...WHAA!)
From their room, they beckon you with a grin,
But don't go in.
Fading wallpaper, peeling paint,
Give away what this game really ain't.
It's a nostril curling, assault on the senses,
It's the smell of death from
C'mon Pull-my finga-a-a!!! (WHAA, WHAA...WHAA!!)
Everyone beware of this stinking room,
It smells of doom!
You know...once you give in and lose all self respect, it's not such a
bad place. LOL



Woodpecke(r) Friday, August 13, 2004 - 8:14 pm
One From Ol' Blue Eyes:
The summer wind, came blowin' in - from across the lot
It lingered there, so warm and fair - as we sit and rot
All summer long, we can't sing songs - as we stroll on asphalt land
14 sweethearts, and the summer wind
Like painted pigs, those days and nights - went flyin' by
The world was new, beneath a smog - filled sky
Then softer than, an eviction, Man! - one day it called to you
And I lost you, to the summer wind
The fireman's wind, and the blondeness wind - have come and gone
And still the days, these lonely days - go on and on
And guess who sighs his lullabies - through nights that never end
My fickle CB, and the summer wind



Needmylifeback Monday, August 16, 2004 - 9:09 am
Not one of my best...but, I had a minute...This one is to the Road Runner theme song...Where there is a Will there is a way
If you are on the block and you think you are in too deep...
Take a break in the cloud room and go to sleep.
Will Buddy, Will Buddy tried both sides to play...
But the HOH can't stand a floater today.
Will Buddy, The houseguests are after you..
Will Buddy, it looks like this week you're through.
Will Buddy, the houseguests are after you...
Will Buddy, it looks like this week you're through.
Will you've got one chance to keep from being drowned...
But you've got to change your play or you're homeward bound.
Poor little Will, he thought he'd had this game won...
But being on the block wasn't his idea of having fun!



Darrellh Wednesday, August 18, 2004 - 9:18 am
To the tune of "Precious and Few"
Diane and Drew were really my favorite pair.
Not like Holly and Jase, they actually seemed to care.
And if one has to go back home,
It just wouldn't be fair.
Diane and Drew were really my favorite pair.



Needmylifeback Sunday, August 29, 2004 - 7:53 pm
*** ALL STAR *** From Smash Mouth:
For Marvin -
America voted and your world just exploded, a dream came true - don't
let it go to your head...
You were lookin' pretty 'PLUM' in your debut on "The Young" at least
that's what the others said....
Hey now you're a Soap Star -
Was your one chance to shine...
Hey now you're a Soap Star -
Did your best with three lines....
(Wish I could come up with more verses...)



Needmylifeback Sunday, August 29, 2004 - 8:22 pm
I've been trying to come up with one for Drew..he's the last houseguest I've got on my list to parody....(then I'll just write what pops into my head....could be dangerous! LOL!) ... So here is the little ditty...To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I have just one wish for Drew...
He should really get a clue...
Diane's always telling lies...
Then she breaks down with her cries...
If he wants the final two..
He should dump her ...let her stew!
Now how many of you will be singing that one in your sleep? HA HA HA HA HA!



Darrellh Monday, August 30, 2004 - 2:18 pm
Sung to Evita:
(Julie Chen)
Houseguests of Big Brother
Your newly selected HoH, It's Marvin
(HG Chanting)
[Marvin...Marvin]
Fellow Houseguests, Fellow Houseguests
We are all free HG now
We really beat our common enemy
Adria, and her twin Natalie
The Four Horsemen, and especially Jase
Reaching for our common goal
Five hundred thousand, the moolah, the cash
Now let me know who you want to see nominated
And I will put them up with out regret.
Just tell me the name
Even if she had a twin sister in the house
(HG chanting)
Adr-eee-a,... Adr-eee-a,...Adr-eee-a
(Adria, stands up and looks at them all, singing)
It won't be easy, for me to stay
So I'll try to explain what I did
How I still need your votes after all that I've done
You won't believe me
All that you see is a half of a pair
(now is that truly fair?)
The girl who pinky swore with you
I had to let it happen, to let Will go
He was riding on all our coattails
Playing both of the sides, flying under radar
So I choose Marvin
Making a deal, doing it for all of us
I took all the responsibility
(Though I secretly wanted it, too)
Don't vote me out, BB houseguests
The truth is, I really like you
All through my game play
And all my time here
I broke no promise
Will's not a woman



Needmylifeback Monday, August 30, 2004 - 9:25 pm
Remember the song...Don't Worry...Be Happy..? I'm gonna make you all sing it all day! LOL! I just made up this tune...
I hope Diane is leaving soon..
It'd make me ...really happy...
I'm tired of her mouth so foul...
Every other word makes me want to howl...
When she leaves...I'll be happy...
Ooooo....oooo.oooo...oooooo...oooooo...oooooo
..When she leaves...I'll be happy...
Who's going to next get her wrath?
Doesn't take much to do the math...
When she leaves...I'll be happy.
Putting down people is her game...
The things she says are not so tame...
When she leaves...I'll be happy...
It'll really make me feel blue...
If she makes it to the final two...
When she leaves....I'll be happy...
I'll be happy... Ooooo...Oooo .. Ooo....Oooooo ..
I used to like her ...yes I did...
Until she went and flipped her lid...
When she leaves...I'll be happy!



Darrellh Tuesday, August 31, 2004 - 10:56 am
(It's time to get your swivel on!)
(Julie Chen)
I'm gonna sing a song
And it won't take long
We got another twist, and it goes like this...
We got a twist again, like we did last summer
Yeah a twist again like we did last year...
Do you remember when, we let the Exes come in?
Now it's a twist again, another one this year
Oh, DNA, it's going to rear it's head now, oh yeah
Twins and sibs galore, and maybe just one more you know, yeah
Twist again, like we had last summer
We got some twists again
Like we did last year, Twist!



Darrellh Tuesday, August 31, 2004 - 2:44 pm
With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan: (From Pirates of Penzance)
(CB)
I am the very model of modern TV/movie star,
I warsh myself, and dress myself, and even drive a motor car.
I know the Dukes of Hazzard, but know nothing of this Karma thing,
I wanna win this game and give my April a good wedding ring,
I can pop and lock, and dance hip hop, and do a fairly good polka,
And with my hair slicked back they say I look like John Travolka,
I've shaved my face, and made it clean, and didn't even nick,
And with my hat I've learned to do this pretty awesome parlor trick.
(HG)
And with his hat he's learned to do this pretty awesome parlor trick.
(CB)
I take a bath with all my friends and do like all the horsemen do,
And when I have to go I call them in and we compare our Poo,
In short, when I get out of here, and enter store or bar,
I'll be the very model of a modern TV/movie star.
(HG)
In short, when he gets out of here, and enters store or bar,
He'll be the very model of a modern TV/movie star.



Darrellh Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 8:42 am
Sung to Kung-Fu Fighting
Oh-no-no-no
Oh-no-no-no
Oh-no-no-no
Oh-no-no-no
Cowboy was Kung-fu fighting
But he needed better lighting
And his teeth needed some whitening
All in all it was frightening
He started kicking Diane, he kicked her in the can
He started chopping them up, then he almost fell down
It's an ancient asian art, but then he isn't that smart
With his lessons he peaks, after only two weeks
Cowboy was Kung-fu fighting
But he needed better lighting
And his teeth needed some whitening
All in all it was frightening
I know it's supposed to be Karate, but this worked out better



Darrellh Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 10:20 am
I guess I'm taking requests now! LOL. Please channel a bit of Gladys Knight and the Pips..."Neither One of Us, Wants To Be The First To Say Good-bye"
(Karen)
It's sad to to think, I'm not gonna make it
And it's gotten to the point
Where I'm just not gonna take it
For some unholy reason,
You just won't let me slide
I guess I really don't want
No, I really don't want, to be the next to say good-bye
I keep talking (talking)
To the cameras and to myself (and to myself, now)
And I know you must be wondering, if I've lost my mind
But I'll go on
Go on alone, yeah
Out that big door
I know I really don't want
No, I really don't want, to be the next to say good-bye
Every time I lose my mind
Every time I lose my mind and say I'm leaving
My Larry
Thoughts of Larry, they make me stay
Lord knows it's only me
Lord, he knows it's only me
That hears these voices
When it's my turn to be saying good-bye
That's a simple word I don't want to say
Guess there'll be no way (there'll be no way)
I'll be in here for the ending
No, no
So I'll just go on, being petty and condemning
And convincing myself, this is all just one big lie
That is because I really don't want
I really don't want to be the next to say
I really don't want to be the next to say
I really don't want to be the next to say
Farewell, houseguests
Goodbye
Auditions for new Pips will be taking place soon



Needmylifeback Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 9:19 pm
From Disney's When You Wish Upon a Star
For Cowboy:
When you think that you're a star, and you're next gig's T - A - R,
Your really are not living in reality.
You've been in the house too long, and you've got it figured wrong,
No more than 5 minutes of fame will come to you.
(Fate's not kind, or she'd have modded Diane, and you'd have not been a
toy for the 4 Horsemen!)
Now your time is nearly through, to your heart you still be true...
For April think's that you're a star, and Chasen too.



Needmylifeback Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 7:25 am
This morning I want EVERYONE singing...you hear me?!!!! LOL!
She put her right pinky in ..
She took her right pinky out..
She put her right pinky in..
And she said "There is no doubt!" ..
"I did the Pinky Pokie and I will not vote you out!" ..
"...'cuz I have so much clout!"
She did the Pinky Polkie..
She did the Pinky Polkie...
She did the Pinky Polkie...
That's what it's all about...
She put her right Pinky in ...
She took her right Pinky out...
She put her right Pinky in ...
Now Karen wants to shout...
"You did the Pinky Polkie so why do you vote me out?"
"I think I am going to pout!!"
She did the Pinky Polkie...
She thinks it's Okie Dokie...
To break her Pinky Polkie ...
'cuz lyin's what it's all about!
She put her right pinky in ..
She took her right pinky out..
She put her right pinky in...
And she said "I'm voting you out"
"I did the Pinky Pokie.. but finger touch is in doubt" ...
"Besides I've got all the clout!"
She did the Pinky Pokie...
And it is no Jokie...
Although it seems somewhat Yokie...
That's what it's all about!



Jpgramma Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 8:05 am
Dedicated to Karen on her eviction day. Sung to the tune of Rockin' Robin
Well, she lies to her housemates, all the day long.
Sheds those tears, creates those fears and sings her sad song.
Each and every houseguest, about to get the boot,
has to hear how Karen really needs that loot.
Tricky Karen. Plays. Plays the game,
Lying Karen. Plays, Plays the game.
Cry for real Karen, cuz you're really gonna go tonight.
Up against Lori, her very very best friend.
Karen nearly lost it and went around the bend.
When Scott was up with Marvin and worried about the vote,
Karen said it's A's fault, she's the captain of their boat.
Tricky Karen. Plays. Plays the game,
Lying Karen. Plays, Plays the game.
Cry for real Karen, cuz you're really gonna go tonight.
A wordy little Karen with A did chat,
she heard A say she'd pray for them and ran with that.
She ran outside and told the rest what A just said,
adding "and you'll go to hell' when you're all dead.
So, her game is done which she really knows.
but denial is a friend when your sanity goes.
She's worked all the jury for the votes she'd gain.
If she goes to join them, it was all in vain.
Tricky Karen. Plays. Plays the game,
Lying Karen. Plays, Plays the game.
Cry for real Karen, cuz you're really gonna go tonight.



Darrellh Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 1:23 pm
Just in case it happens, another for Karen. My tribute to Sammy Davis, Jr. The Candy Man
Who can fake a good cry (who can fake a good cry)
Tell you that she's poor (tell you that she's poor)
Cover it in chocolate and make you want some more
The Cookie Girl (The Cookie Girl)
Oh, the Cookie Girl can (the Cookie Girl can)
The Cookie Girl can
'Cause she mixes it with tears
And makes it all taste good
(Makes it all taste good)
Who can taste the rainbow (who can taste the rainbow)
Drink and start to cry (Drink and start to cry)
Soak in the hot tub then talk to others on the sly
The Cookie Girl (the Cookie Girl)
The Cookie Girl does (the Cookie Girl does)
The Cookie Girl does 'cause she played both the sides
But it did her no good
(but it did her no good)
(The Cookie Girl bakes..., and bakes and bakes and bakes)
(All the cookies combinations)
Even while on PBJ rations
She would make brand new sensations
Who won't be here tomorrow (who won't be here tomorrow)
Probably gonna scream (probably gonna scream)
Who hopes that she'll wake up and see it's all been a bad dream
The Cookie Girl (the Cookie Girl)
Oh, the Cookie Girl's gone (the Cookie Girl's gone)
The Cookie Girl's gone 'cause she played the game too long
And truly lost her mind
(and truly lost her mind)
A-Cookie Girl, a-Cookie Girl, A-Cookie Girl
(And truly lost her mind)
A-Cookie Girl, a-Cookie Girl, A-Cookie Girl
(And truly lost her mind)
A-Cookie Girl, a-Cookie Girl, A-Cookie Girl



Darrellh Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 3:37 pm
This is for those who watched kid's TV shows in the 70's (Theme to TV's Land of the Lost)
Marvin, Will and Holly,
Got to be on Television
Met the oddest Sleestak ever seen
They called it Cowboy
Then the Pakuni, Drew
Flushed their plans down a giant BB hole
They're out, so they've Lost
They're out, so they've Lost
They're out, so they've Lost
Chaka no like! Go Away Mandana! Aaaaaaah! Sleestaks!



Needmylifeback Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 8:46 pm
It was a song before it was a coke commercial....
I'd like to teach the houseguests something,
About the B.B. Family,
I'd like to let them know that all...
camera's have internet capability.
We're the real thing...
Live Feeders
We like to watch every day
We're not the "Internet Freaks" they think we are..
We're normal in every way.
I'd like to let them know that we..
Watch everything they do.
And that we don't appreciate...
Their comparing each other's "poo".
We're the real thing...
Live Feeders
We like to watch every day
We're not the "Internet Freaks" they think we are..
We're normal in every way.
I'd like to say that it's not nice..
to take naps or whisper too.
And while we're on this subject..
Your actions are always in view!
We're the real thing...
Live Feeders
We like to watch every day
We're not the "Internet Freaks" they think we are..
We're normal in every way.
I'd tell them that they will only have
Fifteen minutes of fame...
And after all is said and done...
It'd be a miracle we remember their name!
We're the real thing...
Live Feeders
We like to watch every day
We're not the "Internet Freaks" they think we are..
We're normal in every way.
So I guess my point in all of this..
is it's really just a game...
And what you learn about yourself...
is better than imagined fame!
We're the real thing...
Live Feeders
We like to watch every day
We're not the "Internet Freaks" they think we are..
We're normal in every way.



Darrellh Friday, September 10, 2004 - 7:47 am
My first venture into this style of music. I hope it's ok. Jennifer Lopez--Jenny from the Block
From "Jennifer", to call myself "Nakomis"
From "Nik" to "Nak", to whatever "Cool Beans" there is
I stay the same
As the alliances change
I'm me, that never changes
(I'm Nik)
I'm me, even to the Chen
(I'm Nak)
Nothing phony, except hair color
What you see is what you get, oh
I'm not fooled by all of this shlock
I'm still, I'm still Jenny on the Block
Had no tattoos, now I got a lot
Nominations come and go
But I always know when I'm up
I'm not fooled when they act all shocked
they still, they still put Jenny on the Block
Got one piercing, then I got a lot
No matter how this goes
I know it was all cool



Darrellh Saturday, September 11, 2004 - 2:43 am
Madonna's "Take a Bow", now Nakomis' Lament
Make a vow, a pinky swear now
You made a promise, but do you care now
Game was on, out pact was made
But now it's gone
(But now it's gone, just like Karen and Will)
Say we're good, but do you mean it
Do you mean what you say when there's no Drew around (no Drew around)
Watching me, watching you, and Lone Star
(One Lone Star who doesn't know who you are)
I've always placed my trust in vows (always in vows)
I guess it's going to bite me now (going to bite me now)
You took my trust for granted, why, oh why
The game is over, say good-bye
Say good-bye (bye-bye) say good-bye



Morning_magic Saturday, September 11, 2004 - 8:12 am
Sing this one to Santa Clause is Coming to Town
Oh, you better not pout, you better not cry
You better watch out, I'm tellin' you why
Cowboy's mouth is going to town.
With stories about Chason, and stories about April
And aspirations of a sitcom to fill
Cowboy's mouth is going to town.
He talks when you are reading
He talks when you're awake
He talks when you are tryin' to speak
So be quiet for goodness sake!
Oh, you better not pout, you better not cry
You better watch out, I'm tellin' you why
Cowboy's mouth is going to town.



Morning_magic Saturday, September 11, 2004 - 9:34 am
(I'm a musician that has written music, so I could have a heyday here.) Here's a good one. If you've ever listened to Dr. Demento's radio show, you'll know this one. Sung to They're Coming to Take me Away by Napoleon XIV - (In Tribute to Karen)
Remember when you put me up
And I didn't get on my knees
Or beg you not to nominate me
Because I'd go beserk
Well you nominated me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the sequester house
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white tights
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
You thought it was a joke
And so you voted
You voted when I said
That leaving here would make me flip my lid
Right? You know you voted
I saw you vote. You voted
You all voted and voted and then I left
But now you know I'm utterly mad
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the sequester home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And fitness twins who sit and smile and flex their biceps and quads
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
I'm voting yet and when I do
I'll call you out for all the lies you said
You immature kids
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the sequester house where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white tights
And they're coming to take me away
To the sequester home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And fitness twins who sit and smile and flex their biceps and quads
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!



Woodpecke(r) Saturday, September 11, 2004 - 6:24 pm
(With Apologies To The Beatles)
When I Find Myself In Times Of Trouble
A Man In A Hat Is Following Me
Speaking Illegible Sentences
It's CB (Dum, Dum, Dum)
Although We May Be Stranded
There Is Still A Chance He May Go Pee
The Whole House Needs Some Quiet
From CB (Dum, Dum, Dum)
It's CB, It's CB
It's CB, It's CB
The Whole House Needs Some Quiet
From CB (Dum, Dum, Dum)
And When The Broken Hearted Viewers
See His Penis On The Feeds
They Will Lose Their Cookies
It's CB
Although They Are Revolted
It Could Still Get Worse, You Will See
He's Winning 500 Thousand
It's CB
It's CB, It's CB
It's CB, It's CB
He'll Soon Be April's Hubby
Yay CB!
(Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum- Guitar Solo)
It's CB, It's CB
It's CB, It's CB
Jen Now Has A Brother
It's CB
And When We See The Jury
They Will Have The Answer, All Agree
We Can Only Have One Winner
Why CB?
He's CB, He's CB
He's CB, He's CB
He Once Was Jase's Doormat
Now He's Free
He's CB, He's CB
He's CB, He's CB
We'll See Him On A Sit-Com
He's CB (Hee, Hee, Hee)
(Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum)



Morning_magic Saturday, September 11, 2004 - 9:42 pm
The Houseguests Theme Song sung to God Bless the USA by Lee Greenwood
If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for like a slave,
And I had to start again with just my family and my name.
I'd thank my lucky stars to be living here today,
'Cause Big Brother stands for money and they can't take that away.
And I'm proud to be a Big Brother guest where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the casting staff, who gave that right to me.
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and be glad I'm still alive
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this show, God bless Big Brother 5!
From the lakes of Minnesota, to the hills of Tennessee,
across the plains of Texas, from sea to shining sea,
From Detroit down to Houston and New York to LA,
Well, there's pride in every houseguests' heart,
and it's time to stand and say:
I'm proud to be a Big Brother guest where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the casting staff, who gave that right to me.
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and be glad I'm still alive.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this show, God bless Big Brother 5!



Darrellh Sunday, September 12, 2004 - 6:53 am
From "Midnight Cowboy"--"Everybody's Talking"
Everybody's talkin' to me
Don't understand a word they're sayin'
Only their echoes in my mind
People watch and see me
I'm gonna be a TV star
Even if it's only in my mind
Goin' back to Oklahoma
just to get my things
gonna bring my fam'ly to LA
Bankin' over a half-a-mil
workin' on my TV show
Hangin' out with Jase and Scott and Drew
Gonna fine'ly meet my father
and my other Sis
Gonna have to make up with Nakomis
Make em part of my entourage
What ever the heck that means
Hangin' out on Melrose by the pool
Everybody's talkin' to me
Don't understand a word they're sayin'
Only their echoes in my mind
I won't leave April behind
I won't leave Chason behind
Everybody's talkin' to me
P. S. You guys are all good! Love the songs!



Morning_magic Sunday, September 12, 2004 - 9:07 am
Sung to I've Been Working On The Railroad As sung by Diane to Drew
I've been working on our friendship,
All the live long day.
I've been working on our friendship,
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the music playin',
Houseguests, it's time to get up
Don't you hear Big Brother shouting
Drew, I said it's time to get up
Drew, now won't you trust me,
Drew, now won't you trust me,
Drew, now won't you trust me to the end,
Drew, now won't you trust me,
Drew, now won't you trust me,
Drew, now won't you trust me to the end.
Cowboy's been scheming with Drew
Cowboy's been scheming, I see
Cowboy's been scheming with Drew
Trying to get you not to take me.
Fe, fie, fiddle-i-o
Fe, fie, fiddle-i-o-o-o-o
Fe, fie, fiddle-i-o
Trying to get you not to take me.
(I've got another one coming as soon as I know who Cowboy votes out.
Meanwhile if I think of something else, I'll post that too.)



Morning_magic Sunday, September 12, 2004 - 12:37 pm
Sung to Take Me Out To The Ballgame as sung by Marvin
Take me out to Big Brother
Put me right in the house
Give me some PB and jelly snacks
I don't care if I ever get back
And it's root, root, root for the veto
If I don't win it's a shame
'Cause it's one, two, three votes I'm out
In Big Brother's game.



Morning_magic Sunday, September 12, 2004 - 12:58 pm
I'm on a roll today, here's another one: Sung to We've Only Just Begun as sung by Cowboy
I've only just begun to act
So many TV shows
A kiss for luck and I'm on my way
And yes, I've just begun.
Before the open mic, I'll sing it
So many song to choose
I'll start out croonin' and learn to wing it
And yes, I've just begun
Sharing horizons that are new to me
Watchin' the signs along the way
Talkin' it over with professionals
Workin' together day by day
Together.
And when the evenin' comes, I'll smile
So many parts I'll play
I'll find a show where there's room to grow
And yes, I've just begun.
(I can see it now, they should come out with Big Brother 5, the musical,
and sing all these parodies in them!)



Darrellh Monday, September 13, 2004 - 6:01 am
Turning Japanese--The Vapors
I got his picture, off the pic thread
I like his stetson, it fits his head
I've got to get one, I'll wear it even in bed
Watch him in color, his hair is brown
His eyes are vacant, he acts the clown
Talks 'bout horsemen till he runs it into the ground
I've got his picture, I've got his picture
I'd like a million of them all around the room
I check screen captures, to get more pictures
I found my own April, we're getting married soon
He's got me where I want to go real far
And turn into a TV star
I'm turning to CB, I thinking I'm turning to CB
(I really think so)
I'm turning to CB, I thinking I'm turning to CB
(I really think so)



Morning_magic Monday, September 13, 2004 - 11:56 am
Sung to Don't Give Up On Us Baby (made famous by David Soul of Starskey and Hutch fame) as sung by Diane and Nakomis to Cowboy
Don't give up on us Cowboy.
Don't make it all she wrote
The future isn't just one vote
It's written in the moonlight
And painted on the stars
We can't change ours.
Don't give up on us Cowboy
We're still worth one more try
I know we pulled the last one by
Just for a lousy card game
And maybe words are few
Don't give up on us Cowboy
We can still come through.
[Nakomis]
I really lost my head last night
You've got a right to stop believing
There's still a little love left, even so.
[Both]
Don't give up on us Cowboy
Lord knows we've come this far
Can't we stay the way we are
The angels and the dreamer
Who sometimes plays the fool
Don't give up on us, I know
We can still come through, ooh.



Darrellh Monday, September 13, 2004 - 11:59 am
Nakomis, to CB by Dee-Lite "Groove is in the Heart"
It's going to end
It's going to end
It's going to end
And then be done
(Dig!)
The veto you
Got can keep me
Me in till the
Final 3 yes, then we're done
sequestering is not a choice
(I) I'd never vote out my brother
(I-I-I-I-I-I)
No, I'd never vote out my brother
Our blood's the same, deeply red
Better the connection
Than the rest, my brother best
(Sing it baby)
(I) I'd never vote out my brother
(Uh-huh uh-huh)
I-I-I-I-I-I)
No, I'd never vote out my brother
Leave me in the House
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Leave me in the House
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Leave me in the House
Leave me in the House
Ah-ah-ah
The depth the others sunk
To split us up, my bro
Surprises even me CB
My bro, Michael
(I) I'd never vote out my brother
(I-I-I-I-I-I)
No, I'd never vote out my brother
The other 2(two) they laugh at you
And I've been told you're the next out
You're not vicious or malicious
(I'll explain all those words later)
(I) I'd never vote out my brother
(I-I-I-I-I-I)
No, I'd never vote out my brother
Please don't vote me out
(Ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Ne-na-na-na-na)
Please don't vote me out
(Ne-na-na-na-na)
Please don't vote me out
(Coo-coo-coo-cool-beans)
Please don't vote me out ah-ah-ah



Potterfan Monday, September 13, 2004 - 1:19 pm
Okay I am gonna give this a whirl. (Tune of the Dixie Chicks, Goodbye Earl)
Karen and Nikomis were the best of friends
All through thier big brother days.
Both members of the GP club
Both active in the pinky parade
After graduation Karen went out lookin
for an artist world.
Nikomis looked all around this town
and all she found was CB.
Well it wasn't 2 weeks after she got Nom'ed that Nikomis started gettin
the blues.
She put on pink hair dye and long baggy pants
and make up to cover her tatoos.
well she finally got the nerve to call them all out
She let the pinky take it from there
But CB walked right through that GP order
and put her in pinky care.
Right away Karen flew from the backyard
Right over Diane in midflight
She held Nikomis hand
as they worked out a plan
and it didn't take em long to decide
That CB had to fry.
Goodbye CB
Those rare steaks
they tasted all right to me CB
Your feelin sick
why don't you lay down
and sleep CB
ain't it dark
smothered with a scarf CB.



Bearware Monday, September 13, 2004 - 2:17 pm
Dedicated to Nicomis and her meltdown, sung to Bobby McFerrin's classic, "Don't worry, Be happy!"
Here's a little song that Arnie wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy.
In every game we have some trouble
But don't you worry we'll make it double
with Adria and Natalie.
Don't worry, be happy now.
CHORUS: Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy.
Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took HoH bed
Don't worry, be happy.
Nakomis say your pinkie is due
She might have to evict you
Don't worry, be happy.
CHORUS: (Look at me -- I'm happy. Don't worry, be happy.
Here I give you my phone number. When you worry, call me,
I make you happy. Don't worry, be happy.)
Lori got the cash, Will got the style
Ain't got no gal to make him smile
Don't worry, be happy.
'Cause when you worry your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
Don't worry, be happy.
CHORUS: (Don't worry, don't worry, don't do it.
Be happy. Put a smile on your face.
Don't bring everybody down.
Don't worry. It will soon pass, whatever it is.
Don't worry, be happy.
I'm not worried, I'm happy...)



Mywifewatches Monday, September 13, 2004 - 6:46 pm
OKLAHOMEAN RHAPSODY
Is this the real life?
Is this just on TV?
Watching the live feeds
Can't even get up to pee.
Stay open, my eyes!
Keep watching these guys
and see!
I'm just pathetic.
I need to get a life
Because it's fish on one, fish on four.
Cowboy walking through the door.
Twins have been evicted. Doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Marvin, you were the man.
With a dog chain 'round your neck
Gave Diane a little peck.
Marvin, you were on the block
And now they've gone and voted you away.
Marvin! Oooooh!
Grab your stuff and say goodbye.
This time you won't be back again tomorrow,
Go away! Go away. Nothing you say matters.
Karen, your time has come.
Don't want to hear you whine
You're boo-hooing all the time
Goodbye, cookie-maker, you've got to go!
Gotta go and join the jury in Duluth.
Karen! Oooooh! (That's the way the vote goes)
It's no use to lie!
I sometimes wish you'd disappeared long ago
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Through the fish! Through the fish!
While the houseguests are locked out!
Restocking peanut butter. Diane is a nutter, me!
Head of household! Head of household!
Head of household! Head of household!
Head of household nominate!
Mike's just a poor boy, nobody loves he.
He's just a poor boy, from a poor family.
Spare him his life! Should he get the money?
Easy come, easy go. Whom will he let go?
Nakomis! No! You should not let her go. Let her go!
Di-aa-ane. You should not let her go. Let her go!
Nakomis! Don't let your sister go. Let her go!
She tried to make you go. Let her go! (Never)
Says don't let her go. Let her go!
Whom should you let go. Ohh,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh dad-of-Chason, dad-of-Chason, dad-of-Chason, who should go?
"Which guest with boobs can help win this stupid game for me?
For me?
For me?"
So you took down his picture and spit in his eye?
So you think you can kiss his butt with all your lies?
Oh, lady. You're certainly no lady.
Just gotta get out -- gotta get you right out of here.
Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah.
Nothing really matters.
Everyone can see.
Nothing really matters. He will be a star on TV.
(Any way the wind blows.)



Morning_magic Monday, September 13, 2004 - 10:20 pm
OK, this is not a song, but it is a parody of David Letterman's top 10,
so enjoy!
The Top 10 Signs That You Are a Big Brother Addict
10. You call up 12 strangers and invite them to live with you for the
summer.
9. You carry on a conversation with any camera that you happen to see.
8. You invest in a fish tank and some horny fish, hoping for fish porn.
7. You go to your pantry to get some food, and find it well stocked with
peanut butter and jelly.
6. You form an alliance with somebody, but deny it to everybody else.
5. You get all excited when you have a bowel movement and have everyone
come look at it.
4. You compulsively lower your shades and announce a lockdown!
3. You are so bored that you decide to spend the day sleeping.
2. You tell everyone you hear singing to ?STOP THAT!?
1. You make a pinky swear with someone to never vote them out.



Mywifewatches Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 6:10 am
To the tune of Blondie's "Heart of Glass":
Once I had a life, and it was a blast.
Soon turned out to be a thing of the past.
Seemed like the Real World, only with more crying
Online feeds, consuming my mind
Once I had a life, and it was devine
Found the feeds, now I watch Diane whine.
It seems like the Real World, only with more crying.
Online feeds, consuming my mind.
In between
What I find amusing as I watch them lyin'
Alliances confusing, there's no peace of mind.
Now I hope they're voting you
You're just no good
you lying like you do
Once I had a life, now I'm just crass
Don't have time to even mow my grass.
Seemed like the Real World, only with more crying
Online feeds, consuming my mind.
Once I had a life, I could decline
Offers to watch people in the house whine
I see lots of fish, 'til I'm going blind
Online feeds, consuming my mind.
Locked inside,
Groping in the cloud room and you cannot hide
I'm the one who's watching 'til my brain is fried
I coulda been more useful, yeah
Yeah, watching you, underneath the harsh lights
Oooh, oh. Oooh, oh.
Oooh, oh. Oooh, oh.
Once I had a life, and it was a blast.
Soon turned out, to be a thing of the past.
Seemed like the Real World, only with more crying
Online feeds, consuming my mind
In between
What I find amusing as I watch them lyin'
Alliances confusing, there's no peace of mind.
Now I hope they're voting you
You're just no good
you lying like you do



Needmylifeback Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 7:06 am
I love all the new entries! Where were you all the rest of the season? LOL! BIG PROPS to OKLAHOMEAN RHAPSODY !!!!
I do have to say that I hadn't heard "Don't Worry...Be Happy" for at least a year...and then I wrote a parody....and Bearwear did one too ...and I've heard that song three times in the past week ....in the grocery store...Target....and on the radio...it was difficult not to sing the BB words! LOL!
Frecklegirl...you've got it....all you need is a last line...
Karen's world came crash-ing down...
Crash-ing down...Crash-ing down...
Karen's world came crash-ing down...
(She's no lady)...
(And she's shady)...
(Now she's baking)...
(She was faking)....
(All around her)...
I knew you could do it!!!!



Darrellh Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 10:19 am
Time for a little Talking Heads (somewhat appropriate) "Burning down the House"
Watch out! She's gonna throw a tantrum
Cool Beanies, she showed a lot of anger
She's no ordinary girl
Tearing down the house
Hold tight! Looks like she'll be evicted
Hold tight, this act has not been scripted
Looks like that she'll be on her way
Tearing down the house
Lost the veto, pack your bags: time to head out of the door
That Julie Chen woman's here
You came close but did not win, time for sequester to begin
Fighting ire with ire
She's done, got tired of all the game play
Lock down, indoors and in broad daylight
Five-hun-dred-thou-sand-you won't get
Tearing down the house
It was once upon a staring place she thought she have at least a chance
Try to come in first place
People evicted one by one, baby what did you expect
You were gonna be safe?
Bye house, out of the competition
That's right, please just don't hurt nobody
These things can really ruin your day
Tearing down the house
You'll go back to hosting job and try to have a normal life
Forget this all ever happened
I don't know what you'd expect, appearing on my TV set
Fighting ire with ire



Morning_magic Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 10:26 am
Sung to Close To You (made famous by The Carpenters) as sung by Diane to Cowboy
Why does Drew suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, he longs to be
Close to you.
Why do cameras follow you around
Every time you make a sound?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.
On the day you came in here
The horsemen got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they promised not to vote you out
And let you win this boring game so blue.
That is why all the kids in here
Have a grin from ear to ear
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.
Just like me (Just like me)
They long to be
Close to you.
Wahhhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.
Wahhhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.
Hahhhhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.
Lahhhhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.



Morning_magic Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 11:29 am
Sung to My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean as sung by Nakomis
My family lives over Texas
My family is watching, I see
My sister is pregnant and waiting
Oh bring back my family to me.
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my family to me, to me
Bring back, bring back
Oh bring back my family to me
I want to stay and win the money
I want to win big I agree
I'd like to take Drew to the finals
But bring back my family to me.
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my family to me, to me
Bring back, bring back
Oh bring back my family to me



Darrellh Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 1:18 pm
Here's some Rolling Stones--19th Nervous Breakdown
She's the kind of person
You'd meet carnival sideshows and fairs
Center of a rave, hair is much too loud
Running through her 15 minutes
Well, it seems to me that you have had a few too many beers
And though you've tried, your brain is fried
Your eyes are filled with fears
Your ship has stopped
Run a-ground
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes Nakomis' nervous breakdown.
When she was a child
Was she treated kind
Wasn't she ever brought up right
Was she ever spoiled and hung out with boys
But still she freaked that night
She realized she'll never get
A half-million dollars cash
And her father's early mistake stays in the house instead, damn!
Her ship has stopped
Run a-ground
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes Nakomis' nervous breakdown.
Oh, who's to blame, this girl's gone insane
And nothing she does won't seem to work,
An Diane only seems to make it worse. Oh, please
She's gone 'round the bend
Like Karen her friend
She really lost her mind
And after that, the pinky swears fail
to keep others in line
When she first flipped
She tried so hard, to re-align her mind
But eventually she realized the game was over for her
Her ship has stopped
Run a-ground
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes Nakomis' nervous breakdown.
Here comes Nakomis' nervous breakdown.
Here comes Nakomis' nervous breakdown.



Mywifewatches Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 3:24 pm
With apologies to Lou Reed:
Holly came from somewhere around LA
Sought the opportunity to stay.
Giggled loudly every day
Showed lots of leg with the brains of a tree
They said, hey, babe, go on back to the outside.
Said, hey, honey, go on back to the outside.
Karen came from out east in Jersey
With feathered hair that made her look a floozy.
But she never lost her head
Even when she was voted dead
She said, hey, babe, that's the way that the game's played.
Said, hey, babe, that's the way that the game's played.
And the fitness twins go
Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew
Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew
Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew
Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew
(Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew)
(Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew)
(Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew)
(Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew)
(Drew)
Little Will never once gave it away
Adria's vote said he couldn't play
A backstab here and a badmouth there,
New York City is the place where they said
Hey, Will, you're not in the South now.
They said hey, Will, you're not in the South now.
Officer Michael came and hit the streets
Lookin' for peanut butter he could eat.
Finally won the veto
You should have seen him go go go
They said hey, Cowboy, vote for me I'm on your side.
She said, hey, brother, I've always been there on your side.
All right, yeah.
Natalie has already sped away.
They thought she was her sister many days.
The switch they pulled was quite brash
But they still didn't get the cash
They said, hey, twin, I got your back side,
They said, hey, twin, I got your back side.
And the horsemen all say
Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew
Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew
Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew
Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew
(Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew)
(Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew)
(Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew)
(Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew)
(Drew)



Darrellh Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 6:28 pm
*I really haven't written much for Drew. Spandau Ballet--"True"*
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
It's Drew, funny how it seems
the quietest ones are always the ones who scheme
Horsemen and twins all got to go
While he had Diane for play
He had Diane.
They all got a ticket out the door
But others did all the work
Why did the others not catch on sooner?
And have all the truth to be known.
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know that guy is Drew
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know that guy is Drew
With a smile on his face as Diane sucks his tongue,
Deceptively wise for one so young.
Said good-bye to Marvin (he's long gone)
He used them all for his goal,
He used them all.
Always bonding with the strongest group,
never standing alone.
Took the HoH when it mattered most,
Oh, who did these acts with out boast?
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know that guy is Drew
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know that guy is Drew
He's got a ticket to Final 3,
But can he make Final 2?
Who's going to scheme his way into the end?
Oh, who is the guy that might win?
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know the guy is Drew
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know the guy is Drew
That guy is Drew
I know, I know, I know that guy is Drew



Morning_magic Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 10:55 pm
OK, now that I know CB kicked out Nakomis, here is my latest. Sung to Pop Goes the Weasel
Round and round Big Brother house
The women chased the Cowboy.
The Cowboy thought 'twas all in fun
Out goes Nakomis.
[Nakomis]
A sister beats a backstabber's plea
A sister for the final three
That's the way the outcome should be
Out goes Nakomis.
[Diane]
I'll take you to the final two
I'll take you over Drew
Just trust me I will take care of you
Out goes Nakomis
[Drew]
Nakomis or Diane it's your choice
I really rather not be your voice
I know this is a very hard choice
Out goes Nakomis



Needmylifeback Wednesday, September 15, 2004 - 7:11 pm
Are you ready BB Fan Club?
Aye Aye Need!
I can't heeeaaarrrr yoooouuuuuu!
AYE AYE NEED!
OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Who lives in a house with cameras for all to see?
Big Brother Contestants!
Who'll do anything for money, even pee on TV?
Big Brother Contestants!
The summer they spend for a 500K wish...
Big Brother Contestants!
When they start to sing all we get are fish!
Big Brother Contestants!
Ready?
Big Brother Contestants!
Big Brother Contestants!
Big Brother Contestants!
Big Brotherrrrrr Contessssstttttttants!
Ah Ha, Ha, Ha Ha Ha, Ha, Argh...Wh...arire...Ha. .. ARRGH!



Beruthiel Thursday, September 16, 2004 - 10:47 pm
Three blind mice,
Three blind mice
See how they run,
See how they run.
They all ran after the great big prize,
But cut off their morals when seeking the spoils,
Have we ever seen such greed in our lives
As in three blind mice.
(Sorry, no talent, no time, but I can't find the limerick thread!)
And everyone else is AWESOME!!!!



Morning_magic Friday, September 17, 2004 - 4:40 pm
Here's one for all the Big Brother junkies out there: Sung to Minute by Minute (done by the Doobie Brothers)
Hey, don't worry, they've been lied to
It's been done many time before
Now don't you worry, I know where they stand
They don't need a vote, they don't need a hand
I know I could reach, click, and they'd be gone
Then I must be prepared any time to carry on
But minute my minute my minute by minute
I keep watching them
Oh minute my minute my minute by minute
I keep watching them
I will stay just to watch as houseguests
Wilt away on brazen lies
Can't stop the habit of tuning in the feeds
I take it all for granted, they'll stop their evil deeds
Watchin' on my own
Somehow that sounds nice
You think I'm a fool
Well, you may just be right
'cause minute my minute my minute by minute
I keep watching them
Oh minute my minute my minute by minute
I keep watching them
Call their names and they'll be gone
I'll reach out and they won't be there
Just my luck I'll realize
I should spend my life in the real world
I could spend my life in the real world
Minute my minute my minute by minute
I keep watching them
Oh minute my minute my minute by minute
I keep watching them



Needmylifeback Sunday, September 19, 2004 - 5:00 pm
Apologies to Three Dog Night!
Two is the loneliest number if you're CB and Drew
Now that BB is almost done,
They're left to wonder who'll end up as number one..
They're trying to figure out who is friend or foe,
Replayin' the game in their heads makes their time go slow...
Two is the loneliest number if your're CB or Drew
'Cause that is the loneliest number just to sit and stew...
It's just no good anymore they have less to say...
They just spend their time tryin' to find things to do all day...
Two is the loneliest number
Two is the loneliest number
Two is the loneliest number if you're CB and Drew...
Two is the loneliest number
Two is the loneliest number
Two is the loneliest number if you're CB and Drew...
It's just no good anymore they have less to say...
(Number)
Two is the loneliest (Number)
Two is the loneliest (Number)
Two is the loneliest number if you're CB and Drew
Number)
Two is the loneliest (Number)
Two is the loneliest (Number)
Two is the loneliest number if you're CB and Drew
(Number)
Two..! (Two is the loneliest number if you're CB and Drew)
(Number)
Two is the loneliest number if you're CB and Drew
(Number)
Two is the loneliest number if you're CB and Drew....



Darrellh Tuesday, September 21, 2004 - 9:57 am
A Song For CB--"Happy Trails"
Happy trails to you, we'll never meet again
Happy trails to you, your fame is gone and then.
Who'll care about you when the show is finished?
No song and dance, your light has been diminished
Happy trails to you, fame is fleeting, friend.
Some guests are the wise ones
Others, like you.
It's the way you play the game that counts
And it matters how you do.
Happy trails to you, you're gone before you've left
Happy trails to you, just put it to the test
Who cares about you once the end is hastened?
Just your Mom, April and maybe, Chason
Happy trails to you, we won't meet again.




Darrellh Tuesday, September 21, 2004 - 10:44 am
"They Can't Take That Away From Me"--dedicated to all of you here
The way CB wore his hat;
The towel Jase used to pee;
The fun from all of that.
No, no, they can't take that away from me.
The way way naked Scott ran;
The horsemen rode so free;
The great six-fingered plan.
No, no, they can't take that away from me.
We will never, never meet again
On the rocky road to fame.
Still I'll always, always keep my thought the same
Mandanas on our heads
The fish that made us pee
Sleeping in different beds
No, no, they can't take that away from me.
The early-booted guests
We barely got to see
Will's lines were simply best
No, no, they can't take that away from me.
We will never, never meet again
On the tricky road to cash.
Still I'll always, want to see the after party bash
The bed shenanigans;
Cookies for all to see;
Reveling of the twins.
Oh, no, they can't take that away from me.
No, they can't take that away from me.



Needmylifeback Wednesday, September 22, 2004 - 8:31 am
One last one ... for the road... to the Beatles tune Yesterday
Yesterday the BB Live Feeds they went away.
No more houseguests to spy on and say
"Look what they did in there today!"
Suddenly, there's no one in the house, it's empty.
We don't even have the fish to see..
Oh what will be their destiny?
Why did we watch the show? It consumed us night and day.
Now that Summer's gone, we'll find somewhere else to play.
Yesterday, they thought BB an easy game to play
Now they need to go be on their way.
Because it was over yesterday...
{But, I'll be back next year for sure! LOL! - My thanks to everyone else
on this thread who made me laugh - I always made sure I wasn't drinking
anything when I read them!....you all are amazing!)