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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Tuesday, August 08, 2006 - 7:28 pm
A parody based on Eric Carmen's "All By Myself", by Danielle while in Solitary. When I'd begun I never doubted anyone The plan to get Janelle was done Make sure she's gone Now I'm alone I think of all the points they've blown I could be talking on the phone My kids at home All by myself I'm playing this, all by myself that's for sure All by myself Don't wanna stay, all by myself anymore Had to be sure Legion of Doom's so insecure But they're so selfish and unsure I will endure All by myself I spent the night, all by myself, what a bore All by myself I'll have to fight, all by myself, that's for sure
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Nino
Member
09-20-2004
| Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 1:11 am
Love that one, Darrell Lynn!! Excellent job! I love that Eric Carmen song, too! My girl was definitely hurting all by herself!
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Jeanmarie
Member
05-15-2006
| Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 3:29 am
Sung to You'll never walk alone. (Carousel) - When you walk through the house hold your head up high and try to avoid Howie's hands.----- And whatever you do don't let Dani talk to your friends, or yourself, if you can.--- Walk on through the house, walk on through the yard, though you may go out that door---If you win HoH put that hag on the block and you'll win that cash for sure. You'll win that cash for sure.
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 2:13 pm
Hey Jeanmarie! Welcome to the party. That was good. This one is based on A Little Fall Of Rain, from Les Miserables. It's a duet between Will And Janelle, each still trying to work the other. (Janelle) Don't you fret, M'sieur Kirby I don't feel any strain Tequila dulls the pain You guys can't hurt me now I'm here, that's all I'll have you told And vetoes keep me safe And you will sit too close And you will take your showers cold. (Will) But you will stay, Janelle - dear Arn above... If I could cloud your thoughts with those of love... (Janelle) Just hold it now, and let it be. Flirt with me, lie to me... (Will) You would stay A hundred shows If I would know you when I won't recall you then... (Janelle) Your lies can't hurt me now They're lies, Will, that's all down the drain And vetoes keep me safe And you will sit too close I'll sleep in HoH again The vote that comes tonight Is such a mess! My eyes have now been cleared And James' a pest A vote away from where you are Through this game, come so far So don't you fret, M'sieur Kirby I don't feel any strain Tequila dulls the pain You guys can't hurt me now (I won't lie, my dear Janie) (You won't feel any strain Tequila dulls the pain No one will hurt you now I'm Will) It's all done for the show And vetoes keep me safe And you will sit too close And you will take your showers cold. ... (I'm in the next room From where you're sleeping And I Will take my showers... Cold.) Janelle (Will, in parentheses) Your gang can't touch me now Your gang will never really gel And vetoes keep me safe And you still sit too close I'll sleep in HoH, as well The game that keeps us here Is such a mess! It puts enemies and Friends to the test Without regard to how we are No masseuse, no stocked bar. So don't you fret, M'sieur Kirby (I won't lie, my dear Janie) I don't feel any strain (You won't feel any strain) Tequila dulls the pain (Tequila dulls the pain) You can't hurt me now (Can really hurt you now) (I'm Will) It's all done just for show And vetoes keep me safe (I will get you out) And you still sit too close (Till you aren't looking) And you (And I) Will take your showers... (Will takes his showers... Cold.)
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 2:51 pm
Very ambitious! How long did that take you? I also just love the All by Myself parody. Just saw that one too.
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 2:56 pm
It took about a half hour. Glad you liked the songs.
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Yesitsme
Member
08-24-2004
| Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 5:33 pm
Oh Darrell....they are great. I especially love Dani's Song....because I know the tune. I've seen Les Miserables several times....you would think I would know the music...but I can't remember!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Thursday, August 10, 2006 - 8:43 am
This parody is taken from the old Disco song, Doctor's Orders, by Carol Douglas. It's written for our favorite Diary Room phone callers. (Boogie) Hello? (Will) Hiya Boogie (Boogie)It's me. I want to call the doctor to say "That ever since we've been on I've had this laughter deep inside I think there's nothing really wrong with it We're just messing their plans, so let's Please stay on here as long as we can" Doctor's orders say were only here for our self Nothing he will do 'cos we don't care who needs help Says our best position's not an intervention He prescribed a notion full of false emotion, every day A little more cash to be taken It's the only way to play this game and And to the bank we're takin' Can't get better cos' they'll fight each other, one thing Doctor's orders say to keep them all a' guessing Doctor, now I know there ain't no doubt about it I'm so hooked on winning and can't live without it There's a way, but let's keep up the others' anger Doctor's orders say one more gone, you and I are out of danger (Boogie, spoken) Please say you understand how I feel, buddy I know it's been a lot of fun for us both Oh, but I think we may can win Please, oh please, do it again (Boogie, sung) Doctor's orders say were only here for our self Nothing he will do 'cos we don't care who needs help Says our best position's not an intervention He prescribed a notion full of false emotion Won't get better till you're back again he told me Can't get better cos' they'll fight each other, with our help Doctor's orders say....
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Nino
Member
09-20-2004
| Thursday, August 10, 2006 - 3:44 pm
Good one, Darrell Lynn! I laugh at those dr phone calls in spite of myself! LOL!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Friday, August 11, 2006 - 10:55 am
This is my song for Kaysar. We'll miss you. It's based on Three Times A Lady, by The Commodores. Thanks for the shows that you've given us The Sov6 are still in our minds And now that we've come to the end of your journey There's something we must say out loud You're once, twice, three times evicted But we love you... Yes, you're once, twice, three times evicted But we love you... We love you... When you were in there, the moments we cherished Your honesty was the best You touched us, distressed us Concerned us, impressed us With fair play above all the rest You're once, twice, three times evicted But we love you... We love you...
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Vee
Member
02-23-2004
| Friday, August 11, 2006 - 11:05 am
Awwww, thanks for that one, Darrell. Kaysar holds a special place in BB history for me. I just love him! ETA: OOps, missed the phone call one, which is very funny. Will and Boogie make me laugh, too.
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 10:31 am
This parody is based on Unskinny Bop, by Poison. Why are you so grumpy? Why can't you sit still, huh? Your alliance? they wanna dump thee? And leave you for the town of chill, huh Every time I talk, you ignore, you get up I want to make sure I'm at the end My back! You had me sleeping on the floor What's been going on in that head of yours Ohh, Coup d'etat It'll blow you away Yeah, Coup d'etat, tat Any night or day Ohh, Coup d'etat, tat, tat, tat We just want to stay Ohh, Coup d'etat nothin' more to say You think that you're so funny Hate talk happens when you're out of range You know I only am here for money And another 15 minutes on stage, yeah, yeah Every time I am on TV I get hot I want to make good this second shot Coup d'etat let's me push you to the door Bye-bye going on in that head of yours Ohh, Coup d'etat It'll blow you away Yeah, Coup d'etat, tat Any night or day Ohh, Coup d'etat, tat, tat, tat We just want to stay Ohh, Coup d'etat nothin' more to say You're stayin' here if I let ya But that ain't nothin' written in space Well honey I can lie right to ya We'll see whose pickin' who at the end of the race Who's right Who's wrong Who's left Who the hell is going home Ohh, Coup d'etat It'll blow you away Yeah, Coup d'etat, tat Any night or day Ohh, Coup d'etat, tat, tat, tat We just want to stay Ohh, Coup d'etat nothin' more to say
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 11:43 am
Very funny!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 1:01 pm
A parody for the newly named alliance, based on the song, We're A Couple Of Misfits. It's from the Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer soundtrack. We're a quintet of misfits We're a quintet of misfits What's the matter with misfits? We know we will win! We're not Howie or Boogie Don't go 'round givin' noogies Seems to us kinda Ookie We know we will win. We have no alliance like the rest At least not confessed They all think they are best. We're a quintet of misfits We're a quintet of misfits What's the matter with misfits? We know we will win! --(this part sung by Dani)-- Why'd they think I'm a misfit? I am not just a nit wit! I'm an formidable plotter I know I will win --(this part sung by Marci)-- Who says I am a misfit? Did you see how my robe fits! Evicting me? Oh, SHOOT! We have no alliance like the rest At least not confessed They all think they are best. We're a quintet of misfits We're a quintet of misfits What's the matter with misfits? We know we will win!
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Nino
Member
09-20-2004
| Wednesday, August 16, 2006 - 3:28 pm
Love that one, Darrell Lynn!!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Thursday, August 17, 2006 - 1:54 pm
A song, dedicated to The Robe. It's a parody of Coat Of Many Colors, by Dolly Parton. Back through the doors I go wanderin' once again Back to the reason I'm still here I recall a bunch of robes that someone gave me And how my style would put one robe to use There were robes of many colors Some big, some were small Some robes didn't have a belt And some were made for those real tall Well I tried them all together None would fit me like a glove Then found a robe without much color That I was so fond of And Janelle, she read a story From the bible, someone brought About a coat of many colors Joseph wore and then I thought Perhaps this coat will bring me Good luck and wealthiness And I just wouldn't wear much else then Not when I'm blessed or when I'm pissed My robe without much color That I'd wear upon TV Made from finest terry But I wore it so fiercely I'm in here for the money And the notoriety In my robe without much color That I wear on TV So with houseshoes on my feet and dressed to take a snooze In my robe without much color I really need to schmooze Just to find the others talking And making fun of me In my robe without much color That I wear on TV And oh I couldn't understand them For I need to be rich And they should know I should win And not give it to that blonde b***h Maybe I should start to worry Not just lay here like I'm bored And then my robe without much color Will bring lots of finer clothes But they didn't understand it And I tried to make them see That they is only here Just to make some good TV Now I know they're here for money But they should give it all to me In my robe without much color That I wear on TV I wear on TV.
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Msstas1
Member
08-26-2005
| Thursday, August 17, 2006 - 1:59 pm
These are great! I think you should try writing some country western songs and send them to Nashville for real!!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Thursday, August 17, 2006 - 2:33 pm
Thanks, Msstas! I appreciate that!
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Scout
Member
01-20-2005
| Thursday, August 17, 2006 - 4:28 pm
Great job, Darrell. Great song choice and lyrics both!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Friday, August 18, 2006 - 10:48 am
One more song for Marcellas, since he's the first one in sequester. Based on The Rose, by Bette Midler. Some say Marc, he is a giver, who shares himself with you Some say Marc, he is a taker, who sleeps the whole game through Some say Marc, he is a whiner, an endless griping shrew I say Marc, he is a sleeper, and never had a clue He's the guy afraid of dressing, that never wore his pants He's the man who's so distressing, that never had a chance He's the one who can't be bothered, who can not seem to win And the host so soon sequestered, that will not see Gretchen When the nights go by so slowly and the show's been on too long And you think victory's only for the liars and the strong Just remember that in sequester, far beyond this bitter show Lies the guy, that with his fans' love, at the beach, becomes The Robe.
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Saturday, August 19, 2006 - 11:33 am
This is for Howie. He left so quickly that he didn't get a proper send'off. This is based on If He Walked Into My Life, from Auntie Mame. Did he need a stronger plan? Did he need a light saber? Was I true and did I care? Did I try enough? Did I try too much? At the moment when he needed me, Did I try to help him stay? Will I be here when he's called, If he walked into the house today. Were his thoughts a little dull? Were his games a little ploy? Did I really have a plan? Did I mess the man? And forget Big Boy. And there would be a half-million bucks. If he had the chance to stay. Would he give me one or two, If he walked into the house today. Should I blame the guests that hampered him, Or blame the times I bossed him; What a shame! I never really knew Big Boy, Before I lost him. Was his time a little fast? Were his words a little free? Were we lost here in this crowd? All too much and loud and way too much to see. Though I'll ask myself the whole show long, What went wrong along the way; Would we change our nominees If he walked into the house today? If Big Boy and his Love Shack, If he walked into the house today.
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Sunday, August 20, 2006 - 10:35 am
Darrell - I LOVE THIS STUFF!!!! Especially the one with Janie & Will from Les Miz - EXCELLENT! I can hear most of these songs in my head. LOL. Wonderful stuff, keep it comin'!!!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 12:10 pm
Thank you, MameB! Here's a parody based on Downtown, by Petula Clark. When you're alone and your alliance has left you You can always go - Chill Town When you've got worries, Dr. Will and The Boogie There to help, you know - Chill Town Just listen to their stories of their plans to take you with them Linger 'round the fringes while they promise others the same Your gonna lose The lies are much bigger there You can forget you're in trouble, forget they don't care So join Chill Town, things'll be great when you're Chill Town - no final place, for sure Chill Town - sneakily waiting for you Don't lay around and let your problems surmount you There are duckie shows - Chill Town Maybe they'll show some little phone calls about you where they laugh and pose - Chill Town Just listen to the Doctor as he gently persuades you You'll be dancing right along until his final bill's due Backdoored again The lies are much bigger there You can forget you're in trouble, forget they don't care So go Chill Town, they think you're not too bright Chill Town - lying in wait tonight Chill Town - they're gonna nom you right now And you may find somebody here who'll help and fin'lly trust you But then "The Chill" it just rolls in and lies and tries to bust you Leave you alone So till you're no longer there You can forget you're in trouble, forget they don't care So join Chill Town, things'll seem great when you're Chill Town - go through that big old door Chill Town - sequester's waiting for you Chill Town, Chill Town, Chill Town, Chill Town ...
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Bblovergirl
Member
07-07-2005
| Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 12:22 pm
Your "Chill Town" is one of the funniest things I've read on this forum ever!!! We should send that to CBS and have them put it together professionally during the finale'. That is pure genious and so appropo. Great job Darrellh. You have a gift.
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Msstas1
Member
08-26-2005
| Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 12:23 pm
LMAO @ Chilltown!! I'll never hear Petula Clark the same way again. You really need to go to work for Weird AL or someone like him! Thanks for the belly laugh today.
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