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Freckledgrl
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08-27-2003

Friday, July 07, 2006 - 1:38 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Freckledgrl a private message Print Post    
I'm hanging in there. You know it's hard for me only having 1 horseman in the house, but I can still sport my mandana with the best of them! I hope things are well with you? I'm gonna try to pop in more this season and I'll check ya'lls latest songs out fer sure

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Saturday, July 08, 2006 - 12:02 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Welcome back to Big Brother...I'm Julie Chen. When we offered the 20 former guests a chance to come back to the Big Brother House, we brought back two guests that had a bond. As two of the former Four Horsemen, Cowboy and Jase had a chance to form a special relationship while watching their sheep, er...fellow house guests for a season. They were parted. Both found relationships. When word came that they had a chance to once again spend time together, they both came running. But it was not to be. After once again being kept apart by society's vote, what must be going through Jase's head as he faces the house alone. Come back...to BB Mountain.


Close your mouth, maybe we could get through
Just to be HoH, for one more ride
I've this crazy old notion that says I could still win
Saying only if he's by your side.

Cause I could... break out the mandanas of old
And I know...that Cowboy would do as he's told.

When I woke up the house it had changed
But trust in me, I'll never turn back or bail
Just got to enlist more, find the ones I'll control,
But then, they won't be kissing my tail.

Cause I could... break out the mandanas of old
And I know...that Cowboy would do as he's told.

Got to pee, where's a towel in this place?
Need strength like we had, when we were the four horse.
Who cares where they've gone, just as long as I win
And my hair still looks good, yes, of course.

Cause I could... break out the mandanas of old
And I know...that Cowboy would do as he's told.



(I had to do one last Horsemen tribute before it all disappeared) Yhis song is based on A Love That Will Never Grow Old, by Emmylou Harris

Freckledgrl
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08-27-2003

Saturday, July 08, 2006 - 12:19 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Freckledgrl a private message Print Post    
Now that seriously brought a tear to my eye...lol.

Got to pee, where's a towel in this place?
Classic!!

Woodpecke®
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07-16-2002

Monday, July 10, 2006 - 7:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Woodpecke® a private message Print Post    
Bobby Sherman Needs To Do This One Again:


Bein' Alone Seein' Feeds Makes Me Sad, Girl
Yeah, It Brings Me Down All Right
Tossin' And Turnin' They're Freezin' And Churnin'
And I'm Watchin' You Through The Night

Whoa-oh
Dani, Dani, Dani, Do Ya Love Me?
Dani, Dani, Dani, Do Ya Care?
Dani, Dani, Are Ya Thinkin' Of Me?
Dani, Dani, Will Ya Still Be There?

We've Had So Much Fun Together
I Am Sure That You Are Mine
But You Leavin', Baby, Is Drivin' Me Crazy
It's Got Me Wonderin' All The Time

Whoa-oh
Dani, Dani, Dani, Do Ya Love Me?
Dani, Dani, Dani, Do Ya Care?
Dani, Dani, Are Ya Thinkin' Of Me?
Dani, Dani, Will Ya Still Be There?

Honey, You Smiled The Day You Chatted
Even Though We Knew You Couldn't Stay
But Baby, Remember, You'll Be Back September
But Till Then I'll Watch You Every Day

Whoa-oh
Dani, Dani, Dani, Do Ya Love Me?
Dani, Dani, Dani, Do Ya Care?
Dani, Dani, Are Ya Thinkin' Of Me?
Dani, Dani, Will Ya Still Be There?

Whoa-oh
Dani, Dani, Dani, Do Ya Love Me?
Dani, Dani, Dani, Do Ya Care?
Dani, Dani, Are Ya Thinkin' Of Me?
Dani, Dani, Will Ya Still Be There?

(Hahahahahaha! I hardly had to change any words.)

Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Monday, July 10, 2006 - 7:33 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
Woodpecker, are you wearing your velour pants and vest as you sing it?

Woodpecke®
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07-16-2002

Monday, July 10, 2006 - 7:35 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Woodpecke® a private message Print Post    
But of course. And watching "Here Come The Brides". Ha!

Mamapors
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07-29-2004

Monday, July 10, 2006 - 7:40 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamapors a private message Print Post    
Woody has many hidden talents. Great!!!

Nynana
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05-31-2005

Monday, July 10, 2006 - 7:41 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nynana a private message Print Post    
Woodpecker,

Do you think Dani's hubby is starting to wonder about your Dani crush? ;)

Woodpecke®
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07-16-2002

Monday, July 10, 2006 - 7:46 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Woodpecke® a private message Print Post    
No.....this isn't a crush thingy. More of a one sided, creepy, weird and embarrassing writing exhibition. They'll be coming to my door to get me shortly.

Rupertbear
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09-19-2003

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 5:09 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Rupertbear a private message Print Post    
Yikes...Booby Schooby...over thirty years...where's my walker!

Needmylifeback
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08-14-2000

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:58 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Needmylifeback a private message Print Post    
O.K. .. I'm working on one .. but need some more days in the house .. but I have dibs on:

Here's a little ditty about Nac and Diane...

Trying to come up with a better six fingered plan...

Draheid
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09-09-2001

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 5:43 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Draheid a private message Print Post    
I haven't had time to gather the parodies from last year yet. I'll try to get them together and posted soon.

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 7:05 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Thank you, Draheid!


This is based on Parliament's "Give Up The Funk (Tear The Roof Off The Sucker)"


Get this goop off, we gotta get this goop off each other, mother
Get this goop off each of us

Get this goop off, we gotta get this goop off each other, mother
Get this goop off each of us

Get this goop off, we gotta get this goop off each other, mother
Get this goop off each of us

Get this goop off, we gotta get this goop off each other, mother
Get this goop off each of us

We've got to dig for vetoes, digging down, digging down
There's a whole lot of digging going down

We've got to dig for vetoes, digging down, digging down
There's a whole lot of digging going down

Ow, we're in the dump
Dig through the junk
Ow, we're in the dump
We gotta move that junk

Ow, we're in the dump
Dig through the junk
Ow, we're in the dump
We gotta move that junk

La la la la la
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww!
La la la la la
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww!

We've got to dig for vetoes, digging down, digging down
There's a whole lot of digging going down

We've got to dig for vetoes, digging down, digging down
There's a whole lot of digging going down

Ow, we're in the dump
Dig through the junk
Ow, we're in the dump
We gotta move that junk

Ow, we're in the dump
Dig through the junk
Ow, we're in the dump
We gotta move that junk

La la la la la
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww!
La la la la la
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww!

We've gotta kick the others out
We've gotta kick the others out



Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 7:08 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
Oh thanks! I'll be singing that for the rest of the night now! Good one.

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Sunday, July 16, 2006 - 3:14 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
A little late, but here's a song to say good bye to Alison. It's based on Come On Eileen, by Dexy's Midnight Runners


Poor Janelle and Jase
They had to nominate the first guests
They've got a million eyes upon them
Pick wrong and then you've got a target on your back
Now who stays, who goes, now they must be more than clever
Go toora loora toora loo rye aye
And we can pacify the others

So long Ali, well it was (you or me)
At this moment, that means everything
With you and Danielle, you'd put us through hell
You played dirty
So, so long Ali

These people in here, they tell lots of lies
They'll tell them to your faces
They'd so assign us what our fate is
But not us, no not us
We choose our own fate in here
We plan to stay here forever

So long, Ali, you can swear (but not mean)
Ah come on, say by to everyone
That's petty to threat, Ali (not gone yet?)
Ah, so long, Ali!


Yesitsme
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08-24-2004

Sunday, July 16, 2006 - 4:14 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Yesitsme a private message Print Post    
Good job again, D!

Needmylifeback
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08-14-2000

Sunday, July 16, 2006 - 5:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Needmylifeback a private message Print Post    
Little ditty about Nac and Diane
Tryin to come up with a better 6 - fingered plan.
Nac's hair is now flamin bright as a star.
Diane needs the cash to quit livin in her car.

Both are on the block - Kaysar said they are the enemy.
Dian's sobbin to Marci: I don't wanna go .. save me please.

Nac says "Hey Diane, It's cool beans .. This week will go just like the breeze"
"Yep things could change with the Veto let's just sit back and see"

And Diane says:

Oh yeah, life goes on.

Long after the thrill of B.B.is gone.

Oh yeah, life goes on

Long after the thrill of BB is gone.

Nac sits back and reflects on thoughts for the moment,
Fiddles with her hair and does her best to keep it clean...
"Well you know Diane we otta take time to get pretty"
Diane says "Girlfriend you ain't missin nothing"...

Nac says:

Oh yeah .. life goes on...
Long after the thrill of B.B. is gone..
Oh yeah .. life goes on..
Long after the thrill of B.B. is gone..

Gonna let it rock...
Let it roll..
Let the Golden Veto come and Save my soul
Hold on to our friendship as long as we can
Maybe we both can stay and they'll send home some man...

Little ditty about Nac and Diane
Tryin' to come up with a better 6 fingered plan...

Tam39
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07-08-2006

Sunday, July 16, 2006 - 6:32 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tam39 a private message Print Post    
That was really good Need!!

Needmylifeback
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08-14-2000

Sunday, July 16, 2006 - 9:07 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Needmylifeback a private message Print Post    
Thanks Tam! .. I was reading back in past years parodies and I think 2004 was my best year for writing .. there was just so much to work with that year!

Gaylestorm
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08-25-2005

Sunday, July 16, 2006 - 9:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Gaylestorm a private message Print Post    
Yay! Good one, Need!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Monday, July 17, 2006 - 2:07 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
This is based on an old favorite song of mine "Everybody Get Together", by The Youngbloods, amongst many others.


This show's but a summer thing
Shall we watch them lie
They can make the insults sting
Or make each other cry
They show us fire when they sing
And bubbles when fish die

Oh! Come on you people now
This is Big Brother
Every year we get together
Talk about how they behave right now
Come on you people now
This is Big Brother
Every year we get together
Talk about how we love it right now

Fifteen come and fourteen go
All will surely pass
Through the doors until they will
Return with a new cast
We stay up till the morning sunlight
Shines across our grass

Oh! Come on you people now
This is Big Brother
Every year we get together
Talk about how we love it right now
Yes! Come on you people now
This is Big Brother
Every year we get together
Talk about our favorites right now

Come on you people now
This is Big Brother
Every year we get together
Talk about our favorites right now
Right now, right now..."


Vee
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02-23-2004

Monday, July 17, 2006 - 2:15 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
Fun! And I can sing that one, too.

Sonyamarie
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07-17-2005

Monday, July 17, 2006 - 2:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sonyamarie a private message Print Post    
Well done need!

Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 10:02 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
You guys are so good!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 8:05 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Need, meant to say that that is a very good parody you wrote!

This one is based on "Blame It On the Boogie" by the Jackson 5.


Mike Boogie’s always dancin’ and it's really such a bad thing
But then he starts to talkin’ and that means lies
He spends the night in hot tubs and shows he's got a bit chubs
From that sight I've kissed my vision bye

Don’t blame it on Will's ego
Don’t blame it on self promo
Don’t blame it 'cause he won't go
Blame it on the Boogie

Don’t blame it on Will's ego
Don’t blame it on self promo
Don’t blame it 'cause he won't go
Blame it on the Boogie

That nasty Boogie bugs me, and then he mugs for the TV
Spellbound hijinks makes me want to heave
You'd think he'd changed some degree, But you'd be wrong, can't you see
And that Boogie just won’t stop and it's obscene

Don’t blame it on Will's ego
Don’t blame it on self promo
Don’t blame it 'cause he won't go
Blame it on the Boogie

Don’t you blame it on Will's ego
Don’t blame it on self promo
Don’t blame it 'cause he won't go
Blame it on the boogie, woo

He's just there, He's just there
He's just there to plug his bar
He's just there, he's just there(Yeah)
He's just there (Woo) to plug his bar

He's just there, he's just there
He's just there to plug his bar
He's just there, He's just there
He's just there to plug his bar

Ego
Don’t blame it on self promo
Don’t blame it 'cause he won't go
Blame it on the Boogie

Don’t blame it on Will's ego
Don’t blame it on self promo
Don’t 'cause he won't go
Blame it on the Boogie

He thinks he's kinda groovy, the guy that we all must see
The truth’s got no chance when he's around
He’s full of funky fever, a boogie nation, whoopee
Boogie’s antics really got me down

Don’t blame it on Will's ego
Don’t blame it on self promo
Don’t blame it 'cause he won't go
Blame it on the Boogie

Don’t you blame it ego
Don’t blame it on self promo
Don’t blame it 'cause he won't go
Blame it on the Boogie

(Ego)
(Promo)
(Won't Go!)
(Boogie)

You just gotta (Ego)
Yeah (Promo)
(Won't go)
Blame it (Boogie)

Don’t you blame it (Ego)
You just gotta (Promo)
You want but he (Won't go)
Yeah, oh (Boogie)

Blame it on yourself (Ego)
Ain’t nobody’s fault (Promo)
But yours and that Boogie (Won't go)
All night long (Boogie)

Can’t stop that Boogie's (Ego)
Ain’t nobody’s fault (Promo)
But yours and that Boogie (Won't go)
Lyin’ all night long (Boogie)

Blame it on yourself (Ego)
Ain’t nobody’s fault (Promo)
But yours and that ookie, noogie, Boogie (Won't go)
All night long (Boogie)