Draheid
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Donut Friday, August 06, 2004 - 8:42 pm I think we know them all well enuf by now to pull out our song writing skills and start our odes to the hamsters... I haven't had a chance to get all that creative myself, but having started the thread, I will make a brief attempt here... The Most Deluded Cowboy (sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly") I still think the twin is Holly and that I will be a sitcom star. I think that Nicomas loves me and throughout this game, she'll take me far. I think Scott and Jase adore me, and that the pore cam does not show zits. I'm The Most Deluded Cowboy and I just bought the Brooklyn Bridge. (thank you.. i think i'm bothering you.. i'll move over here...) whoops, wrong show
Sunshyne4u Friday, August 06, 2004 - 11:45 pm As I was watching one morning for pleasure On feeds a cowpuncher was riding along His hat was throwed back and his spurs were a-jingling And as he approached cam he was singing this song CHORUS: Whoopee ti yi yo, git along little dogies It's your misfortune and none of my own Whoopie ti yi yo, git along little dogies You know that BigBrother will be your new home Some boys go up the long trail for pleasure But that's where they get it most awfully wrong For you'll never know the trouble they give us As they go drivin' them dogies along Chorus: Whoopee ti yi yo, git along little dogies It's your misfortune and none of my own Whoopie ti yi yo, git along little dogies You know that BigBrother will be your new home You know that BigBrother will be your new home
Sunshyne4u Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 12:02 am The Ballad of Scott and CB (a DUET sung by CB and Scott to the tune of the famous Frank Sinatra tune Strangers in the Night) (BOTH SING) Strangers in the House Exchanging stories Drinking in the night What were the chances we'd be sharing a bath Before the night was through? (Scott Sings) My reflection in your eyes were so inviting, Seeing myself in mirrors was so exciting, Something in my heart, Told me I look better than you. (CB sings) Strangers in the house, two lonely people we were strangers in the house Up to the moment When we said our first "Tomorrow we ride". How could we hide? Love was just a glance away, A warm embracing dance away and - (CB and Scott) Ever since that night... we've been together. 4H at first sight, buddies forever. It turned out so right, For these strangers in the night.
Seamonkey Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 12:22 am To tune of You Are My Sunshine.. You are my Scottie My only Scottie You make me sappy When horse men play You'll never know, Scott How much I miss you Julie done taken my Scottie away.. The other night, Scott, When you lay sleeping, I dreamed I could check out your charms You told me "get lost!" and I was shakin' So I got some beef and fried. You are my burger, my only burger....
Bigbrotherfan Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 5:27 am I wanted to show my dh the music video parody of Scott last night but couldn't find it. I know it's slightly off topic but I didn't want to start a thread just for this. Does anyone know the link? Okay, here's mine (CB singing soulfully in the DR to Somewhere over the rainbow) Somewhere in the big brother house, way inside There is a bath that I shared with you, once in a day gone by. Somewhere in the big brother house, Cameras abound And the script I am writing really will cast you. One day I wish upon a horse, (sing fast) I'll wake up upon the HOH Bedtop (slow) Where Julie will say to me (fast) Get up and open the front door. That's where I'll find you. (slow) Somewhere in the big brother house (slow) You'll be back And we can bathe together Like you were never gone. Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please, Julie! (fast) Oh, bring my Scottie back to me. Please take one of the others. (slow) Somewhere in the big brother house (slow) You'll be back And we can bathe together Like you were never gone!
Bigbrotherfan Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 5:37 am Here's one more (wizard of oz tune): Open the door & go! Tra la (all hg's but jase) Open the door & go! Tra la Open the door & go! Open the door & go! Open the door, Open the door Open the door & go! If ever a great sequester house (jase) This sequester house is one because because because because because because it will be filled with 4-H Oh, I'm off to the sequester house sooner than I ever thought The girls had a wiz of an alliance if ever an alliance there was
Aus10 Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 8:11 am Jase sings to "Hello Mudder." Hello Mudder - Hello Fadder Here I am at - Big Brother And it's very - nerve racking And they say I'll have some fun if I keep packing. I've been playing - with no clue except perhaps - with horseman Drew Guess Adria - is really two So last night I really got the screw. Wait a minute - I've stopped packing Guys are bathing - Guys are yacking I'm not nominated - gee that's better Mudder, Fadder kindly disregard this letter.
Buggles Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 8:39 am CB, sung to 'Wham Rap' (just a lil refrain) Wham! bam I am a man I hang with jocks...you can't tell me that I'm not Do you enjoy friend baths too If not, don't mock...soap & Scott dude ROCK!!
Rupertbear Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 8:45 am A Limerick instead There once was a blond guy called Jase He's bad, we're all on his case He's been very rude And also quite crude He'll meet Julie Chen in the...nude.
Buggles Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 10:00 am Nakomis singing 'He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother' The summers long, with many a winding turn That leads to who knows wins, who knows wins But I'm strong, strong enough to take this game He ain't with me - he's my brutha So on we go, his welfare ain't my concern That lasso that he bared, the shaved hair For I know he would not save my azz He ain't with me - he's my brutha If I'm laden at all, I'm laden with gladness That I finally have a cowboy that I can call my brother Its a long long road from which there is no return While I'm HoH in here, he should fear And this game, is not outside the house you know He ain't with me - he's my brutha He's ain't with me - he's my brutha, he's my brutha, he's my brutha
Donut Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 10:27 am omg you guys are fantastic!! I can't believe i woke up to find this going full force! Thanks y'all!(i'm still too sleepy to remember all your names, so hope a group hug will do..) here's a brief one til i wake up more..(feel free to add on verses) JASE'S BALLS (to Jingle Bells) Jase's balls, against the wall, squirming all the way. Oh what fun to see him played by the GPA.. O'er the house he goes spewing all his crap talking himself silly until he needs a nap, Reaching for ideas inside his bandana'd head but all that he has left in there is PBJ and bread. Oh, Jase's balls once big as walls, now shrunken down to size oh what fun to watch him get his eviction surprise.
Cassie Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 10:41 am This is sung by the GPA about Jase, to the tune of "I Don't Know How to Love Him". (JC Superstar) We Don't Know How To Love Him What to do, how to evict him He's been changed yes really changed In these past few days when he sees himself He seems like someone else He don't know how to take this He don't see why we hate him He's a man, he's just a man And he's had so many men before In oh so many ways Scott's just one more Should we bring him down should we scream and shout Should we speak of love, let our feelings out He never thought it would come to this -- what's it all about Don't you think it's rather funny He should be in this position He's the one who's always been So calm so cool, no lover's fool Running every show He's got to go. Yet if he said he loved us We'd be lost we'd be frightened We couldn't cope, just couldn't cope We'd turn our heads, we'd back away We'd evict him anyway He scares us so We want him to go
Donut Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 10:59 am sung to the tune of: WHAT BECOMES OF THE BROKEN HEARTED What becomes of the plan Will bartered now that Jase is soon departed how can he have peace of mind our poor will is in a bind poor guy.. he walks the house in a state of confusion he thought the vanished mole was just an illusion Now he's got an extra twin and no longer needs Jase to win poor Jase... He's a boy in an all girl alliance He has got this game down to a science Aligns himself with everyone Use them up til they are done, smart will..
Ckrdpast Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 1:40 pm Here's a song i heard the other day and thought of BB right away....changed a few words but im sure someone can do better!! LIMELIGHT by Rush Living in a lighted house Approaches the unreal cause we don't think or feel In touch with unreality I am BB's mouse Cast in this most likely role, well-equipped to act, With insufficient tact, One must put up barriers To keep oneself intact. Living in the Limelight, The universal dream For those who wish to seem. Those who wish to be Must open up to alienation, Get on with the fascination, The real relation, The underlying theme. Living in a fisheye lens, Caught in the camera eye. I have the heart to lie, I can pretend a stranger Is a long-awaited friend. All the world's indeed a stage, And we are merely hamsters, Performers and portrayers, Each another's audience Outside the gilded cage.
Needmylifeback Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 2:22 pm The 4-horsemen are good TV (Addams Family Theme song) Da-da-da Dump ....(snap, snap) Da-da-da Dump .... (Snap, Snap) Da-da-da Dump, Da-da-da Dump, Da-da-da Dump (Snap, Snap) They're Crude and rudealicious, The things they do are suspicious, They like the word Bootylicious, The 4-Horsemen are "GOOD TV" They preen and primp in mirrors, They whine when there's no Beer'rs They've shown us they're good Pee'ers The 4-Horsemen are "GOOD TV" Da-da-da dump ....Crude Da-da-da dump ....Rude Da-da-da dump ... Da-da-da Dump ... Da-da-da Dump..Hey Dude! They've shown they're works of Art They stink up the house with Pharts They think they are playing a part... THe 4-Horsemen are "GOOD TV" They compare their Bowel Movements We watch even tho' we shouldn't We wish wearing Mandanas they wouldn't The 4-Horsemen are "GOOD TV"
Buggles Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 3:49 pm "Power of Jee" sung by Luther Vandross to the tune of "Power of Love" When he says goodbye it is never for long 'Cause we know our Jee still lives on It will be again exactly like it was 'Cause I believe in The Power Of Jee When he's close I can feel the power When it's Jee I can always tell Jee for me is the best thing now He is someone that I know so well Brings me closer and every minute Of every hour, feel The Power Of Jee, yeah Pull all-nighters and take me higher And feel the fire of The Power Of Jee Did you know that your feelings show You thought your Jee was locked up inside But when your senses start to overload Jee is something you should never hide You've got to believe in Jee It's a feeling that's next to none Can't stop until we are one With The Power Of Jee Tell everyone to try I promise you'll reach the sky One thing that we can't deny Is The Power of Jee So close your eyes and you can feel it Comin' straight from above, it's The Power Of Jee You can't deny it, so don't even try it Let the feelin' sweep you off your feet You've got to believe in Jee It's a feeling that's not undone Can't stop until we are one With The Power of Jee Tell everyone you see How much better the world could be For them and for you, for me With The Power of Jee Ooh, ooh, ooh My-my-my-my-my-my You've got to feel the power Yeah, yeah So listen up and you will hear it A symphony from above, it's The Power Of Jee So glad we've found it, now there's no way around it Just let the feeling sweep you off your feet You've got to believe in Jee It's a feeling that's good to me Won't stop at the final three With The Power of Jee Tell everyone to try I promise you'll reach the sky One thing that you can't deny Is The Power of Jee When it's time to compete We don't care who wins or who gets beat Don't need to run, don't need to hide 'Cause we've got something burning inside, yeah We've got Jee power It's the greatest power of them all, ooh...ooh... We've got Jee power And together we can't fall, sing it with We've got Jee (Jee) power (Power) Oh, it's the greatest power of them all and if you believe me We've got more Jee (Jee) power (Power) And together we can't fall, I know, can't fall We can't fall (Jee) when there's a Jee power (Power) 'Cause it's the greatest power of them all
Woodpecke(r) Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 5:39 pm "I Touch Myself (For Larry)" I love myself I want Larry to love me When I feel down I want Larry above me I search myself I want Larry to find me I forget myself I want Larry to remind me I don't want anybody else When I think of Larry I touch myself Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no Larry is the one who makes me come running He is the sun who makes me shine When Larry is around I'm always laughing I want to make you mine I close my eyes And see Larry before me Think I would die If Larry were to ignore me A fool could see Just how much I adore Larry I get down on my knees I do anything for Larry I don't want anybody else When I think about Larry I touch myself Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no
Jaxgirl Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 5:51 pm I am coming out of lurk mode to let everyone know how much I have enjoyed your songs! I haven't posted since BB2 because I haven't really gotten as into the shows these last 2 seasons, but this year is holding my interest so far. So anyway, here is my parody contribution, about what I found to be the oddest relationship in the house. (btw, thanks for digging up the BB3 parodies,Draheid, these are all so much fun read) Scotty Buddy (from CB) (To the tune of "Rubber Ducky") Scotty buddy, you're the one Who made bathtime lots of fun Scotty buddy, I was awfully fond of you Boo-boo-be-doo Scotty buddy, my joy of joys Was in the bathtub, when you made noise Scotty buddy, your my favorite friend, it's true Boo-boo-be-doo Scotty buddy, I'm so blue This tub seems empty, without you Scotty buddy, oh what am I gonna do? Boo-boo-be-doo Scotty buddy, it may be a sin But I don't even feel like bathing again Scotty buddy, do you miss me like I miss you? Boo-boo-be-doo.
Needmylifeback Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 6:07 pm Mandana World (Apologies to Madonna) Some are wide and some are thin and some just in-between.There are those that stretch around the head and ones that tie in colors pink and Green. (Chorus) They are living in a "Mandana" World and driving crazy all of the Girls! (OH!) They are living in a "Mandana" World and driving crazy all of the Girls. Jase he makes that mirror face and I just want to scream. Preening all around the place, thinking he's the best looking inside..BB's "Mr. Dream", (Chorus) Scott he used the 'dana's too but seemed to just go along. The made him look a little weird, for his head they were all wrong. (Chorus) Cowboy does not wear the 'band. Instead he dons a hat. Tries fitting in any ways, but won't do better that would Holly's Cat. (Chorus) Drew puts them on occasionally, when he feels like being in. He doesn't need the things at all...now BB bring in his twin! (Chorus)
Needmylifeback Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 9:44 pm One of my favorite movies is Mary Poppins (One of the first Big Screen Premiers my parents took me to...all those years ago...) Bootilicious Marvin got a magic word and that is BOOTILICIOUS And the food that he prepares, the House Guests proclaim Delicious But if he stays around much more we'll all start getting suspicious That his real persona is the one who is really quite virtuous. Um Diddley ...Um Diddley ...Um diddilie... His motor mouth of quips and quotes is sometimes pretty vile You either like him or you don't but that seems to be his style If BB were to grant him 3 wishes, I'd bet he'd walk a mile... For Bootie as licious as one of the twins ...out the BB door he'd file!
Woodpecke(r) Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 10:18 pm I'm Looking Through You (Apologies to John, Paul and Yoko) Performed By Jase I'm Looking Through You Where did you go I thought I knew you What did I know You don't look different But you have changed I'm looking through you You're not the same Your lips are moving You had a mole Your weight is losing But your a** looks whole You do sound different What is the game? I'm looking through you You're not the same Why, tell me why Did you not treat me right Trust has a nasty habit Of turning to eviction overnight You're thinking of me The same old way You are above me Unlike yesterday The only difference Is now you're two I'm looking though you I hate both of you Why, tell me why Did you not treat me right Scott thought he was safe and then He's watching the Feeds the very next night! I'm looking through you Where did you go I thought I knew you What did I know You don't look different But you have changed I'm looking through you I can't be saved!!!
Andysmojo Saturday, August 07, 2004 - 10:55 pm Ok, I'm feeling brave tonight. I hope Willie Nelson forgives me for this.... Mommas don't let your babies grow-up to be Cowboy Don't let them run neked around in the yard Tell them to keep their privates in the barn Mommas don't let your babies grow-up to be Cowboy Don't let them have baths with men everyday Or let them think there is a sitcom on the way Mommas don't let your babies grow-up to be Cowboy Teach them to stand up and show a backbone Maybe there won't be a Fiancé when he goes back home Mommas don't let your babies grow-up to be Cowboy Oklahoma is really where he belongs California and Lori will not accept his calls Mommas don't let your babies grow-up to be Cowboy Cowbonics is not a smart way to talk Think about seeing a speech therapist when you get voted off Mommas don't let your babies grow-up to be Cowboy $500,000 is not within your reach Heck we want you gone so we don't have to hear another feel sorry for me speech
Dogdoc Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 5:58 am To the tune of three blind mice Three dumb horsemen Three dumb horsemen See how they fall See how they fall They all ran after the girls in the house They did it wrong and now hear how they grouse Three dumb horsemen Three dumb horsemen
Needmylifeback Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 8:08 am An oldie but a goodie...sung by Cowboy Thursday night...(Keeping my fingers crossed!) It's Jase's eviction and I'll cry if I want to .. Cry if I want to ... Cry if I want to ... You would cry too if Cowboy were you... Last week my tub buddy walked through that door ... told me all was gonna be fine, Now the horsemen are losing one more .. all I have now is time. It's Jase's eviction and I'll cry if I want to .. Cry if I want to ... Cry if I want to ... You would cry too if Cowboy were you... We used to be happy ... we were in control ... the 4-Horsemen to the end we could see... Our plans for the future began to unroll ... when we started thinking with what we use to pee.... It's Jase's eviction and I'll cry if I want to .. Cry if I want to ... Cry if I want to ... You would cry too if Cowboy were you... I don't know if I can go on anymore ... My future fame is lookin' quite bleak... I should'a got to know my sister for sure... I think I'll be gone by next week ... It's Jase's eviction and I'll cry if I want to .. Cry if I want to ... Cry if I want to ... You would cry too if Cowboy were you... Now I'll just mope around the house all day long and take me a nap...or two or three... I may be sad but don't get me wrong ...made sequester'd and it's the best place for me... It's Jase's eviction and I'll cry if I want to .. Cry if I want to ... Cry if I want to ... You would cry too if Cowboy were you... (This one came to me while I was folding towels...I am actually getting some housework done! LOL!)
Surealityjunkie Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 9:29 am Yes Cowboy Loves Me, Yes Scotty Love Me (sung/read to the tune of "Jesus Loves Me") Cowboy loves me This I know Cause he shadowed me Through the show If inside Or out in fresh air If I was around He was there Yes, Cowboy loves me Yes, Cowboy loves me Yes, Cowboy loves me His actions showed me so. Scotty loves me This I know Cause our bathtimes Told me so Sharing bubbles Touching feet Our quiet time Was oh, so deep Yes, Scotty loves me Yes, Scotty loves me Yes, Scotty loves me His actions told me so. Yes, Cowboy loves me Yes, Scotty loves me Yes, I know he loves me His actions show me so! (I thought of this while I was brushing my teeth... I just hope HE forgives me for using HIS song to write about BB5!)
Zgoodgirl Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 10:30 am To the tune of Sarah McLachlan 'I Will Remember You' Forgive me Sarah..... Song for Scott from CB... I will remember you Will you remember me? This Cowboy here, loves you so Weep not for the memories. Remember the bath times that we had? And the racing stripes you shaved on me to start a new fad. How clearly I first saw you lifting weights in the sun Wanna feel your mandana on me, wanna be the one I will remember you Will you remember me? This Cowboy here, loves you so Weep not for the memories. I miss you so much, that I just gag Wishing for one more chance to be your punching bag It's funny how I want you here, dissing me again Talking about April, and how I'm not a man But will remember you Will you remember me? This Cowboy here, loves you so Weep not for the memories. I'm just not good without you, and I have given up on fame My racing stripes are gone, and my baths are not the same Once I use to take care of myself, just to please you But my unibrow has grown together, no longer two I will remember you Will you remember me? This Cowboy here, loves you so Weep not for the memories.
Needmylifeback Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 10:44 am Really! I almost have the garage cleaned out! In fact because I was listening to Rogers and Hammerstein ...I came up with this one! From Flower Drum Song - I enjoy being a girl I Enjoy Being One of "THE GIRLS" - Sung by Will The house is a little bit Dumpy. And the paint colors make my head spin and swirl. Most of the mattresses are lumpy. But, I enjoy being one of "THE GIRLS" The 4 Horsemen thought they were in power. They bullied us 'till our toes would curl. But the game changes every hour! I enjoy being one of "THE GIRLS" I flipped when the twin twist was started. I gagged when there was pie on my face. I almost passed out when the 4-H'rs pharted. But my planning this week is getting rid of Jase! The GPA + Me is strong now. But I've made a side alliance to unfurl. I'm ready to stand and take my grand bow. Because, I enjoy being one of "THE GIRLS"!!!!
Lilsouthernbell Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 10:55 am A song for last Thursday's live show.. sung to "Celebration" by Kool and the Gang Celebrate summer time, come on! (Let's celebrate) Celebrate summer time, come on! (Let's celebrate) We've got Big Brother goin' on right here It's what we wait for all throughout the year So pull up your live feeds, and your message boards too We're gonna celebrate and watch Big Brother with you Come on now Celebration Let's watch the Horsemen fail and have a good time Celebration We're gonna watch Nik boot Jase out and have a good time It's time to come together It's all for us, Big Brother's our pleasure Everyone around the Web Come on! We're gonna have a good time tonight Scott went home, it's all right We're gonna have a good time tonight The twins are there, it's all right
Surealityjunkie Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 12:30 pm (To the tune of "Green Acres" theme song) Big Brother is the place for me Studio City is the life for me I just adore a backyard view Dah-ling, I love you but give me studio two! Da-da-da-da-da -- the wins Da-da-da-da-da -- the twins Da-da-da-da-da -- fresh air Da-da-da-da-da -- lawn chairs This is the life Full of much strife Big Brother we are here!!!
Needmylifeback Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 12:37 pm Love it Sureal! O.K. From Toy Story's : You've got a Friend in Me ...Performed by JASE You've got a friend in Me (Trust me) You've got a friend in me! There isn't anything I wouldn't do For you to help me make it to the final two I'll keep promising it's "Just me and you" Yeah, You've got a friend in me... You've got a friend in me. Yeah, You've got a friend in me. I'll get you to watch my back That'll be my new plan of attack While watching you get the sack Oh, You've got a friend in me. I think it all will just work out fine Winning is gonna be so sublime I will be making Big Brother HIS..TOR..Y Yeah, You've got a friend in me!!!!!!
Surealityjunkie Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 1:55 pm Dedicated to all that have & will be on the block! (to the tune of "The Jeffersons" theme song) Well I guess I'm up On the block Gotta start my plotting now Against the clock I guess I'm up On the block Gotta start my plotting now Let's rock! Marvin's cooking in the kitchen Karen's baking cookies too Will's layin' out by the poolside What am I gonna do? After veto I'm up against the big guy Ain't no turning back Maybe if I sit and not make a sound I'll be the one to unpack I said I'm up On the block Gotta start my plotting Against the clock I said I'm up On the block I know what I gotta do So let's rock!!!
Needmylifeback Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 5:14 pm Creedence Clearwater Revival or Little Richard ...Take your pick! (Whatever dates you! LOL!) Good Golly Miss Holly! Good Golly Miss Holly! Your act's mighty strange. Good Golly Miss Holly! I might even say deranged. When you were in the house your personality often changed. You'd wake up every mornin' in the arms of your guy Jase. You left your dirty dishes and towels all over the place. Good Golly Miss Holly! Your act's mighty strange. Good Golly Miss Holly! I might even say deranged. When you were in the house your personality often changed. Well now you told Big Brother that you were going to play a 'ditz'. Watching you a playin' I was having laughing fits! Good Golly Miss Holly! Your act's mighty strange. Good Golly Miss Holly! I might even say deranged. When you were in the house your personality often changed. You had a favorite expression. Gross things made you say EEEWWWWWWW! But, you were guilty of things that made us say EEEWWWW too! Good Golly Miss Holly! Your act's mighty strange. Good Golly Miss Holly! I might even say deranged. When you were in the house your personality often changed. You got nominated twice and you liked to wear your hats. You were planning on winning the money and spending it all on cats! Good Golly Miss Holly! Your act's mighty strange. Good Golly Miss Holly! I might even say deranged. When you were in the house your personality often changed!
Bluejaxrock Sunday, August 08, 2004 - 7:26 pm omg, I just finished reading today's posts, and read "CAM SWITCHES, I hear CB's voice saying self-mockingly "all the girls say I'm really fly."" and immediately starting humming Offspring's "Pretty Fly for a White Guy". It's been years since I'd heard it, so I looked up the lyrics to see if I could possibly parody them. Imagine my surprise to find that the original lyrics must have been penned with CB in mind. There is not a single line that needs to be changed to picture CB as the doofus in the song. "You know it's kind of hard Just to get along today Our subject isn't cool But he fakes it anyway He may not have a clue And he may not have style But everything he lacks Well he makes up in denial So don't debate, a player straight You know he really doesn't get it anyway He's gonna play the field, and keep it real For you no way, for you no way So if you don't rate, just overcompensate At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake The world needs wannabe's So do that brand new thing" (c)2000 The Offspring Is this not our CB?
Needmylifeback Monday, August 09, 2004 - 11:04 am In accordance with my plan to write a parody for each and every houseguest by the time this season is over...because I wouldn't want anyone to feel left out, no matter how long their stay...here is a short one in memory of Mike who may go down in BB History as the most un-memorable houseguest. To the tune from Grease - Beauty School Dropout: Forgotten Houseguest (Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya) Forgotten Houseguest, you only made it through week one, Forgotten Houseguest, your time was up before it had begun, You were the oldest one there and you wouldn't spike your hair... The 4 Horsemen deemed that uncool... At least you wouldn't put on ladies undies and look like a fool!
Needmylifeback Monday, August 09, 2004 - 3:48 pm Now it's Scott's turn .... Donna Summer's HOT STUFF (I realize that this could be for Jase as well - But I already gave him a parody!) Sittin' in the HOH, 4 H'rs are celebratin' Celebratin' that we have their backs against a wall... Checkin' my reflection in the mirrors I see that I'm the greatest player of them all. Chorus: I think I am Hot Stuff, Really I'm amazing! No one else is Hot Stuff, I'm the only one! Some may think they're Hot Stuff, but they are mistaken. Won't you like some Hot Stuff? Don't you want my Hot Stuff - It's OOOONNNN! I am Hot Stuff...Give you Hot Stuff... I am Hot Stuff.... Knowin' that we can take it to the End Zone's amazing, Nothing else seems to matter one bit. We are in control of our Destiny, so much that we'll make this show a big hit! Chorus: I think I am Hot Stuff, Really I'm amazing! No one else is Hot Stuff, I'm the only one! Some may think they're Hot Stuff, but they are mistaken. Won't you like some Hot Stuff? Don't you want my Hot Stuff - It's OOONNNNNNN! I am Hot Stuff...Give you Hot Stuff... I am Hot Stuff.... Oh I just got a touch of reality baby, I found myself up on the block.... Don't know why this happened but maybe by tomorrow they'll be missing the big jock.... Chorus: I think I am Hot Stuff, Really I'm amazing! No one else is Hot Stuff, I'm the only one! Some may think they're Hot Stuff, but they are mistaken. Won't you like some Hot Stuff? Don't you want my Hot Stuff - It's OOOONNNNN! I am Hot Stuff...Give you Hot Stuff... I am Hot Stuff....
Needmylifeback Monday, August 09, 2004 - 4:09 pm Well ...Closet something anyways..RB! ...Speaking of Closets...I was getting my shoes...and this popped into my head...It being Baseball Season and everything ...and seeing as Jase is finally getting a dose of his own medicine....here's a little extra ditty for him... Take me out of this f'n game, I'm about to climb over the wall! I'm pissed off I'm not getting my way, Worst thing is ...I was bested by a GIRL today! So just put me out of my misery, And walk me out of that door! IT's all Scott's fault that the 4-H'rs are done. And I don't want to play ANY MORE!
Surealityjunkie Monday, August 09, 2004 - 5:10 pm (sung/read to "The Facts of Life" theme) You take the good You take the bad You take them both And there you have Big Brother, Big Brother There's a time we've got to vote you know And say goodbye to the one to go Big Brother, Big Brother Now America never seems To want to help us live our dreams And suddenly we're finding out Our dreams of fame are only in our head (Only in our head) It takes a lot to leave and be alright When were living here day and night... (Here in Big Brother...)
Zgoodgirl Monday, August 09, 2004 - 5:18 pm To the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies theme song Well heres a little story 'bout a man named Drew When he came into the house he was feelin' kinda blue Being kinda lonely and missing on his twin 'Til a guy name Jase told him with an evil grin.... Come to our side The four horsemen Just you and me To the end Well, the next thing you know ole Drew is hooking up With these goofballs who said they'll win the bucks But it went downhill after Scott walked out the door But Diane came up and said "Look, heres the score...." Come to our side Girl Power Just you and me To the end
Needmylifeback Monday, August 09, 2004 - 6:13 pm Here's Karen's...to Casper the Friendly Ghost Karen's a scary chick One of the scariest on the show The way she jumps from an alliance to another, Pretty soon her head's gonna blow! Karen is trying to float But, in all odds it won't end up that way.. Sooner than later she'll have to make up her mind, On with which alliance she'll stay! Chorus: She thinks she's playin' smart... But her focus is going to 'bite' her... She wants the twins apart... She won't stop talking about the "WAY" they treat her... Karen she needs her man.. Her urges are much too great. We hear about it every day, How at night she just couldn't wait!
Darrellh Monday, August 09, 2004 - 7:19 pm Sung to the tune of "Shaft" Who's the vain little pr*ck that's a big bother to all the chicks? (Jase!) You're damn right! Who is the man who would risk nothing for his brother horse? (Jase!) Can ya dig it? Who's the cat who'll sell you out Then you hear him scream and shout (Jase!) Right on! You see that Jase is one slick little piece of--- (Shut your mouth!) But I'm talking about Jase (Then we can dig it) He's a constipated man But no one appreciates him like his cowboy
Katoncoast Monday, August 09, 2004 - 7:43 pm To the tune of Tiny Toons Adventures. We're lieing, we're shmoozing, we're all a little fuming,And in this reality, we're invading your TV. We're verbal dispensers, we bring up all the censors,On Big Brother reality get a dose of those insane. So here's Big Brother players, they're a whole wide world apart,Our home sweet home, it stands alone,a back stabbing work of Art.The scripts were rejected, expect the unexpected, On Big Brother Reality, the cryings about to start. The twins, they switch, they're Adria and Natilie, Scott lacks the money, and Jennifer has the brain. Here's Drew and Diane, and Jase's still grooming, Cowboy's unlucky and Holly didn't remain. At Big Brotherversity we earn our (P.I.T.A) degree, the desperate staff's been getting laughs since 1999. We're lieing, we're shmoozing, we're all a little fuming, it's Big Brother Reality, come and join the fun, ...and now our song is done.
Needmylifeback Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 7:16 am Let's head to the beach today...(For the first time in 45 years I do not get to go on vacation to the beach because DS starts school earlier this year!) ... So humor me...I'm a little depressed! The Beach Boys - FUN FUN FUN ...for Diane: She stood for 9 hours beating Jase for HOH with her hand now... She could have lasted longer, but he moved his foot off the end of the stand now.... She was laughing 'cuz she knew that she'd be able to use her plan now... And she had FUN FUN FUN while she blew the 4 Horsemen away! She dug her robe and slippers then claimed HOH as her place now... A few hours later with the box of keys, she nominated Scott and Jase now... She looked them in the eye and told them in the house there wasn't enough space now.... And she had FUN, FUN, FUN while she blew the 4 Horsemen away!
Andysmojo Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 8:49 am I'm on my second cup of coffee and feeling creative this morning thanks to you guys.... I WANTED THE POV by Jace (Sung to Money For Nothing by Dire Straits) I want my? I want my? I wanted the POV I want my? I want my? I wanted the POV Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it I play the hamsters on BB5 Now that ain't workin' now I'm nominated No money for nothin' and just Holly for free Now that ain't workin' nobody believes me Lemme tell ya Nik isn't so dumb Maybe I should of gotten to know her better Maybe I shouldn't of acted quite so dumb We get to run around naked We get to take baths with our boys We get no TV's, no movies either We got to wear these mandanas but at least they aren't thongs I shoulda learned to play the game better I shoulda learned Nik's six fingered plan Look at those girls sticking their alliance in the camera Man, that's hard core and it's not good TV And Drew is up there with them, whats that, cheers of victory Cowboy is banging the side of his leg like a chimpanzee Now that ain't workin', this is not the way you do it No money for nothin' and just Holly for free?.. No money for nothin' or is it Molly for free?..
Needmylifeback Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 9:47 am Thanks this morning to the Beatles who in '68 wrote the song that inspired me! Ob-La-Di ... Ob-La-Da There's a psycho in the house and his name is Jase. He now says that he's a singer in a band. He's disgusting when he gets up in Diane's face. But, more so when he wears those gross "Mandan's" Ob-La-Di... Ob-La-Da B.B. goes on ... HA! La-La how B. B. goes on... Ob-La-Di... Ob-La-Da B.B. goes on ... HA! La-La how B. B. goes on... Marvin sleeps all alone b'cuz he snores. But, it makes him feel just like a king. Encased in cement and his very own door. Doesn't have to worry about a thing. Ob-La-Di... Ob-La-Da B.B. goes on ... HA! La-La how B. B. goes on... Ob-La-Di... Ob-La-Da B.B. goes on ... HA! La-La how B. B. goes on... There's a bunch of twins who has someone else who looks the same... They are forming their own alliance to make it to the end of the game... Cowboy seems to be from outer space. Thinks the 4 Hr's have lots of fans. That brain of his must be in his special place. Because his dreams of fame are just too grand! Ob-La-Di... Ob-La-Da B.B. goes on ... HA! La-La how B. B. goes on... Ob-La-Di... Ob-La-Da B.B. goes on ... HA! La-La how B. B. goes on... There's a bunch of twins who has someone else who looks the same... They are forming their own alliance to make it to the end of the game... The rest of the houseguests just go with the flow. Each taking his or her time to shine. Watching live feeds daily we are in the know. Still we count the hours down 'till Big Brother time!
Darrellh Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 11:08 am The Theme to The Courtship of Eddie's Father People let me tell you 'bout the best guest He's a blond little guy who's gonna make it to the end People let me tell you 'bout the best guest He's a boy-toy, what a thrill, a deal-making joy that Will. (I'll restructure the other one and try it again)
Cassie Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 11:20 am Here's one about Drew's changing feelings in the last week for Diane: Cinnamon Girl (Neil Young) Cinnamon Girl I hafta live with a cinnamon girl I could be happy the rest of my life Without cinnamon girl. She dreams of me And I run in the night You see us together, chasing the moonlight, Oh cinnamon girl. Four S.P.F is just not enough That unnatural tan makes you look oh so tough, Burnt cinnamon girl. But flag, boots, and panties Look so cute on you. I think my mind's changing Yup, I could do you. Oooooh, cinnamon girl. Jase was so angry And bellowed at me, But I couldn't care less, Coz I've got me some D, Aaaaah, cinnamon girl. Together we'll lay In the sun, head to head, And with the prize money OUR OWN TANNING BED, Ooooh, cinnamon girl.
Surealityjunkie Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 11:33 am The theme to The Patty Duke Show Meet A who's had a tale to tell, Trying to hide it has been pure h3ll. And Nat has had her share of woe, She's had to stay on the down low. What a crazy pair! 'Cause their sisters, Identical sisters all they way. One pair of matching bookends, Different as night and day. Where A seems like the quiet one, Don't get me wrong she's tons of fun. Our Nat she likes to hunt and bowl, Houseguests lying makes her lose control. What a wild duet! Still, their sisters, Identical sisters and you'll find, They laughed alike, they walked alike, They even had to talk alike ... The houseguests lost their mind, Because they were two of a kind.
Surealityjunkie Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 11:37 am The theme to The Mary Tyler Moore Show Who can make a dish and crack a smile? Who can take a bunch of scraps and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? Well it's you boy, and you should know it With each dish you sure have earned it. Food is all around, no need to waste it You can have the pork, why don't you bake it You're gonna cook it after all You're gonna cook it after all
Needmylifeback Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 4:56 pm O.K. I went to the site that Katoncoast posted...saw the Super Chicken theme song...and said..."I can do something with that one!"....Thanks Katoncoast! The Call Out for Jase's Eviction He spent hours on his hair, He wore ladies underwear, That sent Marvin's eye to a twitchin' {Gak,Gak,Gak} The Houseguests are debating who is taking credit for this move... The CALL OUT FOR JASE'S EVICTION! {Yee Haw!} There has never been a plan so mean and rotten, It's so brilliant that it'll never be forgotten! {in a million years} He will still say he's the boss. When he realized he's just lost. And He'll tell Julie that he was only actin'.. {Yeah right} There is one thing he should learn, His only true friend was the fern {Love is never having to say - "Water me"} As they called out for his eviction {One more time} As they called out for his eviction {Awesome}
Needmylifeback Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - 7:38 am Hope I don't spoil anyone's morning with this little ditty....It seems like every year I find something to parody off of the Brady Bunch Theme Song...So if you don't want it playin' in your head...feel free to skip it entirely! Lori - 10 Grand was the better choice... Here's the story of a girl named Lori, She was in a dilemma on what to do... Should she take the 10 grand for a little glory, Or pass on it ...she wished she knew... After debating for a time she took the money... And now the Houseguests are eating PB&J for a week... After two days no one thought it was funny... So her eviction the houseguests they did seek... They did seek... Oh they did seek... Her eviction the Houseguests they did seek!
Needmylifeback Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - 9:44 am I would like to start out by saying that I'll probably be adding verses as the game goes on...but for now I give you a tribute to Nakomis: From Pocahontas - Just Around the River Bend I Bet She Makes it to The End She entered into the house that night, the others thought she was a freak. She asked that she be called by another name. She watched the house and she observed and won H.O.H. the 5th week. And we found that she could really play this game! I bet she makes it to the end. Nakomis, this game she's going to win! Last out the door, she will be the GPA's friend. She's so much more, she lives her life so free. She knows the score, As each and every day ends, I bet she makes it to the end! Just see, we'll wait and see.
Needmylifeback Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - 1:34 pm Freckledgrl...DS plays baritone...he was at 'away' band camp this Summer and was one of only a few '8th graders to make Honor Band...(most of them were 9th graders)...he was pretty stoked. Low Brass does ROCK! And to keep my post thread related...remember the Dr. Pepper song? Here's a quickie: A's a twin...D's a twin...N's a twin...wouldn't you like to be a twin too? (LOL!)
Surealityjunkie Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - 3:46 pm Here's my ditty for the day! I wrote this one for all of us strung out feed watchers! LOL! To the theme from "The Muppet Show" It's time to find our headphones It's time to lose some sleep It's time to meet the Hamsters on the BB show tonight. It's time to get some caffeine It's time to gather snacks It's time to raise our pressure watching BB Feeds tonight. Why do we always come here I guess we'll never know It's like some kind of torture To have to miss the show Now let's get the feeds started Why don't you get the feeds started It's time to get the feeds started On the most sensational, scandalsational, backstabsational, voyeursational... This is what we call the BB Show!!!
Surealityjunkie Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - 4:08 pm To the theme of "WKRP in Cincinatti" Mom & Dad, if you ever wondered, Wondered whatever became of me, I'm living on the feeds in California California, Studio City... Getting tired of packing and unpacking, On the block and back off again, If I play my cards rights I'll win some money, And a bonus prize, a really cute man. I'm on the feeds in California, Studio City... For Diane
Allietex Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - 8:55 pm In honor of the "western" flavor of this house, this is to the tune of Home, home on the range. Home, home in the house Where the four little horsemen did play. Their numbers are down They're all showing frowns Cause they know Jase is going away.
Buggles Thursday, August 12, 2004 - 7:19 am CB to Jase, to the tune of "Happy to Be Stuck With You" by Huey Lewis We've had some fun, and yes we've had our ups and downs You're on the chopping block, but here we are, still around We thought it was someone else, but our Drew took the bait I thought about saving Hol, but now I know it's much too late We are bound by all the rest Like the same dang bathroom All the same guests And the same address Yes, it's true, (yes it's true) I was happy to be stuck with you Yes, it's true, (yes it's true) I was happy to be stuck with you and I can see, (I can see) that you wish you could be stuck with me We've had our baths, we never took them seriously And we shaved our hair all off, but that's the way it's supposed to be No thoughts about giving up, seemed we would go all the way Didn't think they'd get Scott, and now we know it's much too late And it's no great mystery They won't change their minds Eventually, they'll get you then me Yes, it's true, (yes it's true) I was happy to be stuck with you..... Happy be stuck with you.
Darrellh Thursday, August 12, 2004 - 8:02 am To the tune of the TV show "Bonanza" We looked all around, till we finally found, Mandana! With some cloth and a tie, and a wink of an eye, and the cameras all on me. We will be brash and get all of the cash,Mandana! With 4 horse and a Holly, we'll grab it all and by golly, How rich can a fellow be? In the place, it's just our face, 4 horsemen is the name, We'll just smile while they're all riled, and stake the 4H claim. Mandana! It was either this, or, "Every time you go away, you take a piece of Jee with you")
Needmylifeback Thursday, August 12, 2004 - 10:54 am This one is for the twins...to be sung by all of the houseguests who enjoyed the twin twist (Guess that leaves out Jase, Cowboy and Marvin!)... An oldie but a goodie ... that 1944 classic - I'll Be Seeing You We've Been Seeing Two We've been seeing two not knowing they were different faces, We didn't see the simple traces that made you YOU! Half a face one day, you'd turn your head away, It should have rang a bell, but no one sees, no one could tell.. We've been seeing two, not knowing who was who each day, It's amazing how you two could play, We're glad you both now get to stay! We hope you had a lot of fun, Once more the game is new. We'll be watching night and noon... Now that we're seeing TWO!
Darrellh Thursday, August 12, 2004 - 12:18 pm Think Dido's "Thank You" My bath's gone cold, I wanna cry, I'm feeling sort of blue I can't get out of bed, I miss Scott and Holly, too And even though I feel betrayed, my color picture's on the wall And it remind me that I'm not out yet, I'm not out yet I may have schemed to much, and now I'll pay got no one else to blame Ignored the others thought I was king, And now it's such a shame And even when I'm gone they'll all have wished that they could have been like me And they all know that it's just good TV, It's good TV...and I've got to get through, possibly the worst day of my life Oh, yes this will truly be, possibly the worst day of my life Out the door, there's Julie Chen, and damn that girl is thin She tells me to sit down, and asks me how I've been And as the BB house falls down now, it's really not my fault Cause I'm on TV...and I get to go now, and start my wonderful TV life I'll pitch my sitcom deal, you know it's all about my life
Andysmojo Thursday, August 12, 2004 - 12:22 pm In honor of tonights eviction...Sung to the Howdy Doody Song....by Julie & the GPA's Julie Chen: Say hamsters, what time is it? Hamsters: It's Bye-Bye Jase Time! It's Bye-Bye Jase Time It's Bye-Bye Jase Time The GPA's, Marvin, and Drew Say out the door go you Let's give a rousing cheer Cause Jase's butt is outta here The four horseman are history No more of your good TV Your hard-core play was mean and rude No more bath time for you Your bullying attacks made the girls cry Nik used her six-fingered plan just in time Cocky jocks no longer run the show Annoying CB and crude Marvin are the next to go But lets just enjoy this time Maybe we will get a Mime So once more let's give a rousing cheer Cause Jase's butt is outta here It's Bye-Bye Jase Time It's Bye-Bye Jase Time
Rupertbear Thursday, August 12, 2004 - 4:42 pm Day-O...Day, Day-O Daylight come, time for Jase to go home Come Mr. Tally Man Tally the bandanna Daylight come, time for Jase to go home I see hair spiked like a tarantula Daylight come, time for Jase to go home
Darrellh Friday, August 13, 2004 - 3:31 pm Throwing caution (and probably any good taste I had left) to the wind...To the tune of Shirley Bassey's "Goldfinger" Pull-my-finga-a-a-a!!! (WHAA, WHAA...WHAA!) They're the men, the men with the smelly game, They're 4H game, Such a bad finga-a-a!!! (WHAA, WHAA...WHAA!) From their room, they beckon you with a grin, But don't go in. Fading wallpaper, peeling paint, Give away what this game really ain't. It's a nostril curling, assault on the senses, It's the smell of death from C'mon Pull-my finga-a-a!!! (WHAA, WHAA...WHAA!!) Everyone beware of this stinking room, It smells of doom! You know...once you give in and lose all self respect, it's not such a bad place. LOL
Woodpecke(r) Friday, August 13, 2004 - 8:14 pm One From Ol' Blue Eyes: The summer wind, came blowin' in - from across the lot It lingered there, so warm and fair - as we sit and rot All summer long, we can't sing songs - as we stroll on asphalt land 14 sweethearts, and the summer wind Like painted pigs, those days and nights - went flyin' by The world was new, beneath a smog - filled sky Then softer than, an eviction, Man! - one day it called to you And I lost you, to the summer wind The fireman's wind, and the blondeness wind - have come and gone And still the days, these lonely days - go on and on And guess who sighs his lullabies - through nights that never end My fickle CB, and the summer wind
Needmylifeback Monday, August 16, 2004 - 9:09 am Not one of my best...but, I had a minute...This one is to the Road Runner theme song...Where there is a Will there is a way If you are on the block and you think you are in too deep... Take a break in the cloud room and go to sleep. Will Buddy, Will Buddy tried both sides to play... But the HOH can't stand a floater today. Will Buddy, The houseguests are after you.. Will Buddy, it looks like this week you're through. Will Buddy, the houseguests are after you... Will Buddy, it looks like this week you're through. Will you've got one chance to keep from being drowned... But you've got to change your play or you're homeward bound. Poor little Will, he thought he'd had this game won... But being on the block wasn't his idea of having fun!
Darrellh Wednesday, August 18, 2004 - 9:18 am To the tune of "Precious and Few" Diane and Drew were really my favorite pair. Not like Holly and Jase, they actually seemed to care. And if one has to go back home, It just wouldn't be fair. Diane and Drew were really my favorite pair.
Needmylifeback Sunday, August 29, 2004 - 7:53 pm *** ALL STAR *** From Smash Mouth: For Marvin - America voted and your world just exploded, a dream came true - don't let it go to your head... You were lookin' pretty 'PLUM' in your debut on "The Young" at least that's what the others said.... Hey now you're a Soap Star - Was your one chance to shine... Hey now you're a Soap Star - Did your best with three lines.... (Wish I could come up with more verses...)
Needmylifeback Sunday, August 29, 2004 - 8:22 pm I've been trying to come up with one for Drew..he's the last houseguest I've got on my list to parody....(then I'll just write what pops into my head....could be dangerous! LOL!) ... So here is the little ditty...To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star I have just one wish for Drew... He should really get a clue... Diane's always telling lies... Then she breaks down with her cries... If he wants the final two.. He should dump her ...let her stew! Now how many of you will be singing that one in your sleep? HA HA HA HA HA!
Darrellh Monday, August 30, 2004 - 2:18 pm Sung to Evita: (Julie Chen) Houseguests of Big Brother Your newly selected HoH, It's Marvin (HG Chanting) [Marvin...Marvin] Fellow Houseguests, Fellow Houseguests We are all free HG now We really beat our common enemy Adria, and her twin Natalie The Four Horsemen, and especially Jase Reaching for our common goal Five hundred thousand, the moolah, the cash Now let me know who you want to see nominated And I will put them up with out regret. Just tell me the name Even if she had a twin sister in the house (HG chanting) Adr-eee-a,... Adr-eee-a,...Adr-eee-a (Adria, stands up and looks at them all, singing) It won't be easy, for me to stay So I'll try to explain what I did How I still need your votes after all that I've done You won't believe me All that you see is a half of a pair (now is that truly fair?) The girl who pinky swore with you I had to let it happen, to let Will go He was riding on all our coattails Playing both of the sides, flying under radar So I choose Marvin Making a deal, doing it for all of us I took all the responsibility (Though I secretly wanted it, too) Don't vote me out, BB houseguests The truth is, I really like you All through my game play And all my time here I broke no promise Will's not a woman
Needmylifeback Monday, August 30, 2004 - 9:25 pm Remember the song...Don't Worry...Be Happy..? I'm gonna make you all sing it all day! LOL! I just made up this tune... I hope Diane is leaving soon.. It'd make me ...really happy... I'm tired of her mouth so foul... Every other word makes me want to howl... When she leaves...I'll be happy... Ooooo....oooo.oooo...oooooo...oooooo...oooooo ..When she leaves...I'll be happy... Who's going to next get her wrath? Doesn't take much to do the math... When she leaves...I'll be happy. Putting down people is her game... The things she says are not so tame... When she leaves...I'll be happy... It'll really make me feel blue... If she makes it to the final two... When she leaves....I'll be happy... I'll be happy... Ooooo...Oooo .. Ooo....Oooooo .. I used to like her ...yes I did... Until she went and flipped her lid... When she leaves...I'll be happy!
Darrellh Tuesday, August 31, 2004 - 10:56 am (It's time to get your swivel on!) (Julie Chen) I'm gonna sing a song And it won't take long We got another twist, and it goes like this... We got a twist again, like we did last summer Yeah a twist again like we did last year... Do you remember when, we let the Exes come in? Now it's a twist again, another one this year Oh, DNA, it's going to rear it's head now, oh yeah Twins and sibs galore, and maybe just one more you know, yeah Twist again, like we had last summer We got some twists again Like we did last year, Twist!
Darrellh Tuesday, August 31, 2004 - 2:44 pm With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan: (From Pirates of Penzance) (CB) I am the very model of modern TV/movie star, I warsh myself, and dress myself, and even drive a motor car. I know the Dukes of Hazzard, but know nothing of this Karma thing, I wanna win this game and give my April a good wedding ring, I can pop and lock, and dance hip hop, and do a fairly good polka, And with my hair slicked back they say I look like John Travolka, I've shaved my face, and made it clean, and didn't even nick, And with my hat I've learned to do this pretty awesome parlor trick. (HG) And with his hat he's learned to do this pretty awesome parlor trick. (CB) I take a bath with all my friends and do like all the horsemen do, And when I have to go I call them in and we compare our Poo, In short, when I get out of here, and enter store or bar, I'll be the very model of a modern TV/movie star. (HG) In short, when he gets out of here, and enters store or bar, He'll be the very model of a modern TV/movie star.
Darrellh Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 8:42 am Sung to Kung-Fu Fighting Oh-no-no-no Oh-no-no-no Oh-no-no-no Oh-no-no-no Cowboy was Kung-fu fighting But he needed better lighting And his teeth needed some whitening All in all it was frightening He started kicking Diane, he kicked her in the can He started chopping them up, then he almost fell down It's an ancient asian art, but then he isn't that smart With his lessons he peaks, after only two weeks Cowboy was Kung-fu fighting But he needed better lighting And his teeth needed some whitening All in all it was frightening I know it's supposed to be Karate, but this worked out better
Darrellh Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 10:20 am I guess I'm taking requests now! LOL. Please channel a bit of Gladys Knight and the Pips..."Neither One of Us, Wants To Be The First To Say Good-bye" (Karen) It's sad to to think, I'm not gonna make it And it's gotten to the point Where I'm just not gonna take it For some unholy reason, You just won't let me slide I guess I really don't want No, I really don't want, to be the next to say good-bye I keep talking (talking) To the cameras and to myself (and to myself, now) And I know you must be wondering, if I've lost my mind But I'll go on Go on alone, yeah Out that big door I know I really don't want No, I really don't want, to be the next to say good-bye Every time I lose my mind Every time I lose my mind and say I'm leaving My Larry Thoughts of Larry, they make me stay Lord knows it's only me Lord, he knows it's only me That hears these voices When it's my turn to be saying good-bye That's a simple word I don't want to say Guess there'll be no way (there'll be no way) I'll be in here for the ending No, no So I'll just go on, being petty and condemning And convincing myself, this is all just one big lie That is because I really don't want I really don't want to be the next to say I really don't want to be the next to say I really don't want to be the next to say Farewell, houseguests Goodbye Auditions for new Pips will be taking place soon
Needmylifeback Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 9:19 pm From Disney's When You Wish Upon a Star For Cowboy: When you think that you're a star, and you're next gig's T - A - R, Your really are not living in reality. You've been in the house too long, and you've got it figured wrong, No more than 5 minutes of fame will come to you. (Fate's not kind, or she'd have modded Diane, and you'd have not been a toy for the 4 Horsemen!) Now your time is nearly through, to your heart you still be true... For April think's that you're a star, and Chasen too.
Needmylifeback Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 7:25 am This morning I want EVERYONE singing...you hear me?!!!! LOL! She put her right pinky in .. She took her right pinky out.. She put her right pinky in.. And she said "There is no doubt!" .. "I did the Pinky Pokie and I will not vote you out!" .. "...'cuz I have so much clout!" She did the Pinky Polkie.. She did the Pinky Polkie... She did the Pinky Polkie... That's what it's all about... She put her right Pinky in ... She took her right Pinky out... She put her right Pinky in ... Now Karen wants to shout... "You did the Pinky Polkie so why do you vote me out?" "I think I am going to pout!!" She did the Pinky Polkie... She thinks it's Okie Dokie... To break her Pinky Polkie ... 'cuz lyin's what it's all about! She put her right pinky in .. She took her right pinky out.. She put her right pinky in... And she said "I'm voting you out" "I did the Pinky Pokie.. but finger touch is in doubt" ... "Besides I've got all the clout!" She did the Pinky Pokie... And it is no Jokie... Although it seems somewhat Yokie... That's what it's all about!
Jpgramma Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 8:05 am Dedicated to Karen on her eviction day. Sung to the tune of Rockin' Robin Well, she lies to her housemates, all the day long. Sheds those tears, creates those fears and sings her sad song. Each and every houseguest, about to get the boot, has to hear how Karen really needs that loot. Tricky Karen. Plays. Plays the game, Lying Karen. Plays, Plays the game. Cry for real Karen, cuz you're really gonna go tonight. Up against Lori, her very very best friend. Karen nearly lost it and went around the bend. When Scott was up with Marvin and worried about the vote, Karen said it's A's fault, she's the captain of their boat. Tricky Karen. Plays. Plays the game, Lying Karen. Plays, Plays the game. Cry for real Karen, cuz you're really gonna go tonight. A wordy little Karen with A did chat, she heard A say she'd pray for them and ran with that. She ran outside and told the rest what A just said, adding "and you'll go to hell' when you're all dead. So, her game is done which she really knows. but denial is a friend when your sanity goes. She's worked all the jury for the votes she'd gain. If she goes to join them, it was all in vain. Tricky Karen. Plays. Plays the game, Lying Karen. Plays, Plays the game. Cry for real Karen, cuz you're really gonna go tonight.
Darrellh Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 1:23 pm Just in case it happens, another for Karen. My tribute to Sammy Davis, Jr. The Candy Man Who can fake a good cry (who can fake a good cry) Tell you that she's poor (tell you that she's poor) Cover it in chocolate and make you want some more The Cookie Girl (The Cookie Girl) Oh, the Cookie Girl can (the Cookie Girl can) The Cookie Girl can 'Cause she mixes it with tears And makes it all taste good (Makes it all taste good) Who can taste the rainbow (who can taste the rainbow) Drink and start to cry (Drink and start to cry) Soak in the hot tub then talk to others on the sly The Cookie Girl (the Cookie Girl) The Cookie Girl does (the Cookie Girl does) The Cookie Girl does 'cause she played both the sides But it did her no good (but it did her no good) (The Cookie Girl bakes..., and bakes and bakes and bakes) (All the cookies combinations) Even while on PBJ rations She would make brand new sensations Who won't be here tomorrow (who won't be here tomorrow) Probably gonna scream (probably gonna scream) Who hopes that she'll wake up and see it's all been a bad dream The Cookie Girl (the Cookie Girl) Oh, the Cookie Girl's gone (the Cookie Girl's gone) The Cookie Girl's gone 'cause she played the game too long And truly lost her mind (and truly lost her mind) A-Cookie Girl, a-Cookie Girl, A-Cookie Girl (And truly lost her mind) A-Cookie Girl, a-Cookie Girl, A-Cookie Girl (And truly lost her mind) A-Cookie Girl, a-Cookie Girl, A-Cookie Girl
Darrellh Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 3:37 pm This is for those who watched kid's TV shows in the 70's (Theme to TV's Land of the Lost) Marvin, Will and Holly, Got to be on Television Met the oddest Sleestak ever seen They called it Cowboy Then the Pakuni, Drew Flushed their plans down a giant BB hole They're out, so they've Lost They're out, so they've Lost They're out, so they've Lost Chaka no like! Go Away Mandana! Aaaaaaah! Sleestaks!
Needmylifeback Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 8:46 pm It was a song before it was a coke commercial.... I'd like to teach the houseguests something, About the B.B. Family, I'd like to let them know that all... camera's have internet capability. We're the real thing... Live Feeders We like to watch every day We're not the "Internet Freaks" they think we are.. We're normal in every way. I'd like to let them know that we.. Watch everything they do. And that we don't appreciate... Their comparing each other's "poo". We're the real thing... Live Feeders We like to watch every day We're not the "Internet Freaks" they think we are.. We're normal in every way. I'd like to say that it's not nice.. to take naps or whisper too. And while we're on this subject.. Your actions are always in view! We're the real thing... Live Feeders We like to watch every day We're not the "Internet Freaks" they think we are.. We're normal in every way. I'd tell them that they will only have Fifteen minutes of fame... And after all is said and done... It'd be a miracle we remember their name! We're the real thing... Live Feeders We like to watch every day We're not the "Internet Freaks" they think we are.. We're normal in every way. So I guess my point in all of this.. is it's really just a game... And what you learn about yourself... is better than imagined fame! We're the real thing... Live Feeders We like to watch every day We're not the "Internet Freaks" they think we are.. We're normal in every way.
Darrellh Friday, September 10, 2004 - 7:47 am My first venture into this style of music. I hope it's ok. Jennifer Lopez--Jenny from the Block From "Jennifer", to call myself "Nakomis" From "Nik" to "Nak", to whatever "Cool Beans" there is I stay the same As the alliances change I'm me, that never changes (I'm Nik) I'm me, even to the Chen (I'm Nak) Nothing phony, except hair color What you see is what you get, oh I'm not fooled by all of this shlock I'm still, I'm still Jenny on the Block Had no tattoos, now I got a lot Nominations come and go But I always know when I'm up I'm not fooled when they act all shocked they still, they still put Jenny on the Block Got one piercing, then I got a lot No matter how this goes I know it was all cool
Darrellh Saturday, September 11, 2004 - 2:43 am Madonna's "Take a Bow", now Nakomis' Lament Make a vow, a pinky swear now You made a promise, but do you care now Game was on, out pact was made But now it's gone (But now it's gone, just like Karen and Will) Say we're good, but do you mean it Do you mean what you say when there's no Drew around (no Drew around) Watching me, watching you, and Lone Star (One Lone Star who doesn't know who you are) I've always placed my trust in vows (always in vows) I guess it's going to bite me now (going to bite me now) You took my trust for granted, why, oh why The game is over, say good-bye Say good-bye (bye-bye) say good-bye
Morning_magic Saturday, September 11, 2004 - 8:12 am Sing this one to Santa Clause is Coming to Town Oh, you better not pout, you better not cry You better watch out, I'm tellin' you why Cowboy's mouth is going to town. With stories about Chason, and stories about April And aspirations of a sitcom to fill Cowboy's mouth is going to town. He talks when you are reading He talks when you're awake He talks when you are tryin' to speak So be quiet for goodness sake! Oh, you better not pout, you better not cry You better watch out, I'm tellin' you why Cowboy's mouth is going to town.
Morning_magic Saturday, September 11, 2004 - 9:34 am (I'm a musician that has written music, so I could have a heyday here.) Here's a good one. If you've ever listened to Dr. Demento's radio show, you'll know this one. Sung to They're Coming to Take me Away by Napoleon XIV - (In Tribute to Karen) Remember when you put me up And I didn't get on my knees Or beg you not to nominate me Because I'd go beserk Well you nominated me anyhow And then the days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone Completely out of my mind And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa To the sequester house Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young men In their clean white tights And they're coming to take me away ha haaa You thought it was a joke And so you voted You voted when I said That leaving here would make me flip my lid Right? You know you voted I saw you vote. You voted You all voted and voted and then I left But now you know I'm utterly mad And they're coming to take me away ha haaa They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa To the sequester home with trees and flowers and chirping birds And fitness twins who sit and smile and flex their biceps and quads And they're coming to take me away ha haaa I cooked your food I cleaned your house And this is how you pay me back For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds Ha! Well you just wait I'm voting yet and when I do I'll call you out for all the lies you said You immature kids And they're coming to take me away ha haaa They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee To the sequester house where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young men In their clean white tights And they're coming to take me away To the sequester home with trees and flowers and chirping birds And fitness twins who sit and smile and flex their biceps and quads And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!
Woodpecke(r) Saturday, September 11, 2004 - 6:24 pm (With Apologies To The Beatles) When I Find Myself In Times Of Trouble A Man In A Hat Is Following Me Speaking Illegible Sentences It's CB (Dum, Dum, Dum) Although We May Be Stranded There Is Still A Chance He May Go Pee The Whole House Needs Some Quiet From CB (Dum, Dum, Dum) It's CB, It's CB It's CB, It's CB The Whole House Needs Some Quiet From CB (Dum, Dum, Dum) And When The Broken Hearted Viewers See His Penis On The Feeds They Will Lose Their Cookies It's CB Although They Are Revolted It Could Still Get Worse, You Will See He's Winning 500 Thousand It's CB It's CB, It's CB It's CB, It's CB He'll Soon Be April's Hubby Yay CB! (Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum- Guitar Solo) It's CB, It's CB It's CB, It's CB Jen Now Has A Brother It's CB And When We See The Jury They Will Have The Answer, All Agree We Can Only Have One Winner Why CB? He's CB, He's CB He's CB, He's CB He Once Was Jase's Doormat Now He's Free He's CB, He's CB He's CB, He's CB We'll See Him On A Sit-Com He's CB (Hee, Hee, Hee) (Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum)
Morning_magic Saturday, September 11, 2004 - 9:42 pm The Houseguests Theme Song sung to God Bless the USA by Lee Greenwood If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for like a slave, And I had to start again with just my family and my name. I'd thank my lucky stars to be living here today, 'Cause Big Brother stands for money and they can't take that away. And I'm proud to be a Big Brother guest where at least I know I'm free. And I won't forget the casting staff, who gave that right to me. And I'd gladly stand up next to you and be glad I'm still alive 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this show, God bless Big Brother 5! From the lakes of Minnesota, to the hills of Tennessee, across the plains of Texas, from sea to shining sea, From Detroit down to Houston and New York to LA, Well, there's pride in every houseguests' heart, and it's time to stand and say: I'm proud to be a Big Brother guest where at least I know I'm free. And I won't forget the casting staff, who gave that right to me. And I'd gladly stand up next to you and be glad I'm still alive. 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this show, God bless Big Brother 5!
Darrellh Sunday, September 12, 2004 - 6:53 am From "Midnight Cowboy"--"Everybody's Talking" Everybody's talkin' to me Don't understand a word they're sayin' Only their echoes in my mind People watch and see me I'm gonna be a TV star Even if it's only in my mind Goin' back to Oklahoma just to get my things gonna bring my fam'ly to LA Bankin' over a half-a-mil workin' on my TV show Hangin' out with Jase and Scott and Drew Gonna fine'ly meet my father and my other Sis Gonna have to make up with Nakomis Make em part of my entourage What ever the heck that means Hangin' out on Melrose by the pool Everybody's talkin' to me Don't understand a word they're sayin' Only their echoes in my mind I won't leave April behind I won't leave Chason behind Everybody's talkin' to me P. S. You guys are all good! Love the songs!
Morning_magic Sunday, September 12, 2004 - 9:07 am Sung to I've Been Working On The Railroad As sung by Diane to Drew I've been working on our friendship, All the live long day. I've been working on our friendship, Just to pass the time away. Don't you hear the music playin', Houseguests, it's time to get up Don't you hear Big Brother shouting Drew, I said it's time to get up Drew, now won't you trust me, Drew, now won't you trust me, Drew, now won't you trust me to the end, Drew, now won't you trust me, Drew, now won't you trust me, Drew, now won't you trust me to the end. Cowboy's been scheming with Drew Cowboy's been scheming, I see Cowboy's been scheming with Drew Trying to get you not to take me. Fe, fie, fiddle-i-o Fe, fie, fiddle-i-o-o-o-o Fe, fie, fiddle-i-o Trying to get you not to take me. (I've got another one coming as soon as I know who Cowboy votes out. Meanwhile if I think of something else, I'll post that too.)
Morning_magic Sunday, September 12, 2004 - 12:37 pm Sung to Take Me Out To The Ballgame as sung by Marvin Take me out to Big Brother Put me right in the house Give me some PB and jelly snacks I don't care if I ever get back And it's root, root, root for the veto If I don't win it's a shame 'Cause it's one, two, three votes I'm out In Big Brother's game.
Morning_magic Sunday, September 12, 2004 - 12:58 pm I'm on a roll today, here's another one: Sung to We've Only Just Begun as sung by Cowboy I've only just begun to act So many TV shows A kiss for luck and I'm on my way And yes, I've just begun. Before the open mic, I'll sing it So many song to choose I'll start out croonin' and learn to wing it And yes, I've just begun Sharing horizons that are new to me Watchin' the signs along the way Talkin' it over with professionals Workin' together day by day Together. And when the evenin' comes, I'll smile So many parts I'll play I'll find a show where there's room to grow And yes, I've just begun. (I can see it now, they should come out with Big Brother 5, the musical, and sing all these parodies in them!)
Darrellh Monday, September 13, 2004 - 6:01 am Turning Japanese--The Vapors I got his picture, off the pic thread I like his stetson, it fits his head I've got to get one, I'll wear it even in bed Watch him in color, his hair is brown His eyes are vacant, he acts the clown Talks 'bout horsemen till he runs it into the ground I've got his picture, I've got his picture I'd like a million of them all around the room I check screen captures, to get more pictures I found my own April, we're getting married soon He's got me where I want to go real far And turn into a TV star I'm turning to CB, I thinking I'm turning to CB (I really think so) I'm turning to CB, I thinking I'm turning to CB (I really think so)
Morning_magic Monday, September 13, 2004 - 11:56 am Sung to Don't Give Up On Us Baby (made famous by David Soul of Starskey and Hutch fame) as sung by Diane and Nakomis to Cowboy Don't give up on us Cowboy. Don't make it all she wrote The future isn't just one vote It's written in the moonlight And painted on the stars We can't change ours. Don't give up on us Cowboy We're still worth one more try I know we pulled the last one by Just for a lousy card game And maybe words are few Don't give up on us Cowboy We can still come through. [Nakomis] I really lost my head last night You've got a right to stop believing There's still a little love left, even so. [Both] Don't give up on us Cowboy Lord knows we've come this far Can't we stay the way we are The angels and the dreamer Who sometimes plays the fool Don't give up on us, I know We can still come through, ooh.
Darrellh Monday, September 13, 2004 - 11:59 am Nakomis, to CB by Dee-Lite "Groove is in the Heart" It's going to end It's going to end It's going to end And then be done (Dig!) The veto you Got can keep me Me in till the Final 3 yes, then we're done sequestering is not a choice (I) I'd never vote out my brother (I-I-I-I-I-I) No, I'd never vote out my brother Our blood's the same, deeply red Better the connection Than the rest, my brother best (Sing it baby) (I) I'd never vote out my brother (Uh-huh uh-huh) I-I-I-I-I-I) No, I'd never vote out my brother Leave me in the House Ah-ah-ah-ah Leave me in the House Ah-ah-ah-ah Leave me in the House Leave me in the House Ah-ah-ah The depth the others sunk To split us up, my bro Surprises even me CB My bro, Michael (I) I'd never vote out my brother (I-I-I-I-I-I) No, I'd never vote out my brother The other 2(two) they laugh at you And I've been told you're the next out You're not vicious or malicious (I'll explain all those words later) (I) I'd never vote out my brother (I-I-I-I-I-I) No, I'd never vote out my brother Please don't vote me out (Ah-ah-ah-ah) (Ne-na-na-na-na) Please don't vote me out (Ne-na-na-na-na) Please don't vote me out (Coo-coo-coo-cool-beans) Please don't vote me out ah-ah-ah
Potterfan Monday, September 13, 2004 - 1:19 pm Okay I am gonna give this a whirl. (Tune of the Dixie Chicks, Goodbye Earl) Karen and Nikomis were the best of friends All through thier big brother days. Both members of the GP club Both active in the pinky parade After graduation Karen went out lookin for an artist world. Nikomis looked all around this town and all she found was CB. Well it wasn't 2 weeks after she got Nom'ed that Nikomis started gettin the blues. She put on pink hair dye and long baggy pants and make up to cover her tatoos. well she finally got the nerve to call them all out She let the pinky take it from there But CB walked right through that GP order and put her in pinky care. Right away Karen flew from the backyard Right over Diane in midflight She held Nikomis hand as they worked out a plan and it didn't take em long to decide That CB had to fry. Goodbye CB Those rare steaks they tasted all right to me CB Your feelin sick why don't you lay down and sleep CB ain't it dark smothered with a scarf CB.
Bearware Monday, September 13, 2004 - 2:17 pm Dedicated to Nicomis and her meltdown, sung to Bobby McFerrin's classic, "Don't worry, Be happy!" Here's a little song that Arnie wrote You might want to sing it note for note Don't worry, be happy. In every game we have some trouble But don't you worry we'll make it double with Adria and Natalie. Don't worry, be happy now. CHORUS: Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Ain't got no place to lay your head Somebody came and took HoH bed Don't worry, be happy. Nakomis say your pinkie is due She might have to evict you Don't worry, be happy. CHORUS: (Look at me -- I'm happy. Don't worry, be happy. Here I give you my phone number. When you worry, call me, I make you happy. Don't worry, be happy.) Lori got the cash, Will got the style Ain't got no gal to make him smile Don't worry, be happy. 'Cause when you worry your face will frown And that will bring everybody down Don't worry, be happy. CHORUS: (Don't worry, don't worry, don't do it. Be happy. Put a smile on your face. Don't bring everybody down. Don't worry. It will soon pass, whatever it is. Don't worry, be happy. I'm not worried, I'm happy...)
Mywifewatches Monday, September 13, 2004 - 6:46 pm OKLAHOMEAN RHAPSODY Is this the real life? Is this just on TV? Watching the live feeds Can't even get up to pee. Stay open, my eyes! Keep watching these guys and see! I'm just pathetic. I need to get a life Because it's fish on one, fish on four. Cowboy walking through the door. Twins have been evicted. Doesn't really matter to me, to me. Marvin, you were the man. With a dog chain 'round your neck Gave Diane a little peck. Marvin, you were on the block And now they've gone and voted you away. Marvin! Oooooh! Grab your stuff and say goodbye. This time you won't be back again tomorrow, Go away! Go away. Nothing you say matters. Karen, your time has come. Don't want to hear you whine You're boo-hooing all the time Goodbye, cookie-maker, you've got to go! Gotta go and join the jury in Duluth. Karen! Oooooh! (That's the way the vote goes) It's no use to lie! I sometimes wish you'd disappeared long ago I see a little silhouetto of a man Through the fish! Through the fish! While the houseguests are locked out! Restocking peanut butter. Diane is a nutter, me! Head of household! Head of household! Head of household! Head of household! Head of household nominate! Mike's just a poor boy, nobody loves he. He's just a poor boy, from a poor family. Spare him his life! Should he get the money? Easy come, easy go. Whom will he let go? Nakomis! No! You should not let her go. Let her go! Di-aa-ane. You should not let her go. Let her go! Nakomis! Don't let your sister go. Let her go! She tried to make you go. Let her go! (Never) Says don't let her go. Let her go! Whom should you let go. Ohh, No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Oh dad-of-Chason, dad-of-Chason, dad-of-Chason, who should go? "Which guest with boobs can help win this stupid game for me? For me? For me?" So you took down his picture and spit in his eye? So you think you can kiss his butt with all your lies? Oh, lady. You're certainly no lady. Just gotta get out -- gotta get you right out of here. Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah. Nothing really matters. Everyone can see. Nothing really matters. He will be a star on TV. (Any way the wind blows.)
Morning_magic Monday, September 13, 2004 - 10:20 pm OK, this is not a song, but it is a parody of David Letterman's top 10, so enjoy! The Top 10 Signs That You Are a Big Brother Addict 10. You call up 12 strangers and invite them to live with you for the summer. 9. You carry on a conversation with any camera that you happen to see. 8. You invest in a fish tank and some horny fish, hoping for fish porn. 7. You go to your pantry to get some food, and find it well stocked with peanut butter and jelly. 6. You form an alliance with somebody, but deny it to everybody else. 5. You get all excited when you have a bowel movement and have everyone come look at it. 4. You compulsively lower your shades and announce a lockdown! 3. You are so bored that you decide to spend the day sleeping. 2. You tell everyone you hear singing to ?STOP THAT!? 1. You make a pinky swear with someone to never vote them out.
Mywifewatches Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 6:10 am To the tune of Blondie's "Heart of Glass": Once I had a life, and it was a blast. Soon turned out to be a thing of the past. Seemed like the Real World, only with more crying Online feeds, consuming my mind Once I had a life, and it was devine Found the feeds, now I watch Diane whine. It seems like the Real World, only with more crying. Online feeds, consuming my mind. In between What I find amusing as I watch them lyin' Alliances confusing, there's no peace of mind. Now I hope they're voting you You're just no good you lying like you do Once I had a life, now I'm just crass Don't have time to even mow my grass. Seemed like the Real World, only with more crying Online feeds, consuming my mind. Once I had a life, I could decline Offers to watch people in the house whine I see lots of fish, 'til I'm going blind Online feeds, consuming my mind. Locked inside, Groping in the cloud room and you cannot hide I'm the one who's watching 'til my brain is fried I coulda been more useful, yeah Yeah, watching you, underneath the harsh lights Oooh, oh. Oooh, oh. Oooh, oh. Oooh, oh. Once I had a life, and it was a blast. Soon turned out, to be a thing of the past. Seemed like the Real World, only with more crying Online feeds, consuming my mind In between What I find amusing as I watch them lyin' Alliances confusing, there's no peace of mind. Now I hope they're voting you You're just no good you lying like you do
Needmylifeback Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 7:06 am I love all the new entries! Where were you all the rest of the season? LOL! BIG PROPS to OKLAHOMEAN RHAPSODY !!!! I do have to say that I hadn't heard "Don't Worry...Be Happy" for at least a year...and then I wrote a parody....and Bearwear did one too ...and I've heard that song three times in the past week ....in the grocery store...Target....and on the radio...it was difficult not to sing the BB words! LOL! Frecklegirl...you've got it....all you need is a last line... Karen's world came crash-ing down... Crash-ing down...Crash-ing down... Karen's world came crash-ing down... (She's no lady)... (And she's shady)... (Now she's baking)... (She was faking).... (All around her)... I knew you could do it!!!!
Darrellh Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 10:19 am Time for a little Talking Heads (somewhat appropriate) "Burning down the House" Watch out! She's gonna throw a tantrum Cool Beanies, she showed a lot of anger She's no ordinary girl Tearing down the house Hold tight! Looks like she'll be evicted Hold tight, this act has not been scripted Looks like that she'll be on her way Tearing down the house Lost the veto, pack your bags: time to head out of the door That Julie Chen woman's here You came close but did not win, time for sequester to begin Fighting ire with ire She's done, got tired of all the game play Lock down, indoors and in broad daylight Five-hun-dred-thou-sand-you won't get Tearing down the house It was once upon a staring place she thought she have at least a chance Try to come in first place People evicted one by one, baby what did you expect You were gonna be safe? Bye house, out of the competition That's right, please just don't hurt nobody These things can really ruin your day Tearing down the house You'll go back to hosting job and try to have a normal life Forget this all ever happened I don't know what you'd expect, appearing on my TV set Fighting ire with ire
Morning_magic Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 10:26 am Sung to Close To You (made famous by The Carpenters) as sung by Diane to Cowboy Why does Drew suddenly appear Every time you are near? Just like me, he longs to be Close to you. Why do cameras follow you around Every time you make a sound? Just like me, they long to be Close to you. On the day you came in here The horsemen got together And decided to create a dream come true So they promised not to vote you out And let you win this boring game so blue. That is why all the kids in here Have a grin from ear to ear Just like me, they long to be Close to you. Just like me (Just like me) They long to be Close to you. Wahhhhhhhhhhhh, close to you. Wahhhhhhhhhhhh, close to you. Hahhhhhhhhhhhhh, close to you. Lahhhhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.
Morning_magic Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 11:29 am Sung to My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean as sung by Nakomis My family lives over Texas My family is watching, I see My sister is pregnant and waiting Oh bring back my family to me. Bring back, bring back Bring back my family to me, to me Bring back, bring back Oh bring back my family to me I want to stay and win the money I want to win big I agree I'd like to take Drew to the finals But bring back my family to me. Bring back, bring back Bring back my family to me, to me Bring back, bring back Oh bring back my family to me
Darrellh Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 1:18 pm Here's some Rolling Stones--19th Nervous Breakdown She's the kind of person You'd meet carnival sideshows and fairs Center of a rave, hair is much too loud Running through her 15 minutes Well, it seems to me that you have had a few too many beers And though you've tried, your brain is fried Your eyes are filled with fears Your ship has stopped Run a-ground Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes Here comes Nakomis' nervous breakdown. When she was a child Was she treated kind Wasn't she ever brought up right Was she ever spoiled and hung out with boys But still she freaked that night She realized she'll never get A half-million dollars cash And her father's early mistake stays in the house instead, damn! Her ship has stopped Run a-ground Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes Here comes Nakomis' nervous breakdown. Oh, who's to blame, this girl's gone insane And nothing she does won't seem to work, An Diane only seems to make it worse. Oh, please She's gone 'round the bend Like Karen her friend She really lost her mind And after that, the pinky swears fail to keep others in line When she first flipped She tried so hard, to re-align her mind But eventually she realized the game was over for her Her ship has stopped Run a-ground Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes Here comes Nakomis' nervous breakdown. Here comes Nakomis' nervous breakdown. Here comes Nakomis' nervous breakdown.
Mywifewatches Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 3:24 pm With apologies to Lou Reed: Holly came from somewhere around LA Sought the opportunity to stay. Giggled loudly every day Showed lots of leg with the brains of a tree They said, hey, babe, go on back to the outside. Said, hey, honey, go on back to the outside. Karen came from out east in Jersey With feathered hair that made her look a floozy. But she never lost her head Even when she was voted dead She said, hey, babe, that's the way that the game's played. Said, hey, babe, that's the way that the game's played. And the fitness twins go Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew (Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew) (Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew) (Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew) (Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew) (Drew) Little Will never once gave it away Adria's vote said he couldn't play A backstab here and a badmouth there, New York City is the place where they said Hey, Will, you're not in the South now. They said hey, Will, you're not in the South now. Officer Michael came and hit the streets Lookin' for peanut butter he could eat. Finally won the veto You should have seen him go go go They said hey, Cowboy, vote for me I'm on your side. She said, hey, brother, I've always been there on your side. All right, yeah. Natalie has already sped away. They thought she was her sister many days. The switch they pulled was quite brash But they still didn't get the cash They said, hey, twin, I got your back side, They said, hey, twin, I got your back side. And the horsemen all say Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew (Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew) (Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew) (Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew) (Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew) (Drew)
Darrellh Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 6:28 pm *I really haven't written much for Drew. Spandau Ballet--"True"* Huh huh huh hu-uh huh Huh huh huh hu-uh huh It's Drew, funny how it seems the quietest ones are always the ones who scheme Horsemen and twins all got to go While he had Diane for play He had Diane. They all got a ticket out the door But others did all the work Why did the others not catch on sooner? And have all the truth to be known. Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know that guy is Drew Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know that guy is Drew With a smile on his face as Diane sucks his tongue, Deceptively wise for one so young. Said good-bye to Marvin (he's long gone) He used them all for his goal, He used them all. Always bonding with the strongest group, never standing alone. Took the HoH when it mattered most, Oh, who did these acts with out boast? Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know that guy is Drew Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know that guy is Drew He's got a ticket to Final 3, But can he make Final 2? Who's going to scheme his way into the end? Oh, who is the guy that might win? Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know the guy is Drew Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know the guy is Drew That guy is Drew I know, I know, I know that guy is Drew
Morning_magic Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - 10:55 pm OK, now that I know CB kicked out Nakomis, here is my latest. Sung to Pop Goes the Weasel Round and round Big Brother house The women chased the Cowboy. The Cowboy thought 'twas all in fun Out goes Nakomis. [Nakomis] A sister beats a backstabber's plea A sister for the final three That's the way the outcome should be Out goes Nakomis. [Diane] I'll take you to the final two I'll take you over Drew Just trust me I will take care of you Out goes Nakomis [Drew] Nakomis or Diane it's your choice I really rather not be your voice I know this is a very hard choice Out goes Nakomis
Needmylifeback Wednesday, September 15, 2004 - 7:11 pm Are you ready BB Fan Club? Aye Aye Need! I can't heeeaaarrrr yoooouuuuuu! AYE AYE NEED! OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Who lives in a house with cameras for all to see? Big Brother Contestants! Who'll do anything for money, even pee on TV? Big Brother Contestants! The summer they spend for a 500K wish... Big Brother Contestants! When they start to sing all we get are fish! Big Brother Contestants! Ready? Big Brother Contestants! Big Brother Contestants! Big Brother Contestants! Big Brotherrrrrr Contessssstttttttants! Ah Ha, Ha, Ha Ha Ha, Ha, Argh...Wh...arire...Ha. .. ARRGH!
Beruthiel Thursday, September 16, 2004 - 10:47 pm Three blind mice, Three blind mice See how they run, See how they run. They all ran after the great big prize, But cut off their morals when seeking the spoils, Have we ever seen such greed in our lives As in three blind mice. (Sorry, no talent, no time, but I can't find the limerick thread!) And everyone else is AWESOME!!!!
Morning_magic Friday, September 17, 2004 - 4:40 pm Here's one for all the Big Brother junkies out there: Sung to Minute by Minute (done by the Doobie Brothers) Hey, don't worry, they've been lied to It's been done many time before Now don't you worry, I know where they stand They don't need a vote, they don't need a hand I know I could reach, click, and they'd be gone Then I must be prepared any time to carry on But minute my minute my minute by minute I keep watching them Oh minute my minute my minute by minute I keep watching them I will stay just to watch as houseguests Wilt away on brazen lies Can't stop the habit of tuning in the feeds I take it all for granted, they'll stop their evil deeds Watchin' on my own Somehow that sounds nice You think I'm a fool Well, you may just be right 'cause minute my minute my minute by minute I keep watching them Oh minute my minute my minute by minute I keep watching them Call their names and they'll be gone I'll reach out and they won't be there Just my luck I'll realize I should spend my life in the real world I could spend my life in the real world Minute my minute my minute by minute I keep watching them Oh minute my minute my minute by minute I keep watching them
Needmylifeback Sunday, September 19, 2004 - 5:00 pm Apologies to Three Dog Night! Two is the loneliest number if you're CB and Drew Now that BB is almost done, They're left to wonder who'll end up as number one.. They're trying to figure out who is friend or foe, Replayin' the game in their heads makes their time go slow... Two is the loneliest number if your're CB or Drew 'Cause that is the loneliest number just to sit and stew... It's just no good anymore they have less to say... They just spend their time tryin' to find things to do all day... Two is the loneliest number Two is the loneliest number Two is the loneliest number if you're CB and Drew... Two is the loneliest number Two is the loneliest number Two is the loneliest number if you're CB and Drew... It's just no good anymore they have less to say... (Number) Two is the loneliest (Number) Two is the loneliest (Number) Two is the loneliest number if you're CB and Drew Number) Two is the loneliest (Number) Two is the loneliest (Number) Two is the loneliest number if you're CB and Drew (Number) Two..! (Two is the loneliest number if you're CB and Drew) (Number) Two is the loneliest number if you're CB and Drew (Number) Two is the loneliest number if you're CB and Drew....
Darrellh Tuesday, September 21, 2004 - 9:57 am A Song For CB--"Happy Trails" Happy trails to you, we'll never meet again Happy trails to you, your fame is gone and then. Who'll care about you when the show is finished? No song and dance, your light has been diminished Happy trails to you, fame is fleeting, friend. Some guests are the wise ones Others, like you. It's the way you play the game that counts And it matters how you do. Happy trails to you, you're gone before you've left Happy trails to you, just put it to the test Who cares about you once the end is hastened? Just your Mom, April and maybe, Chason Happy trails to you, we won't meet again.
Darrellh Tuesday, September 21, 2004 - 10:44 am "They Can't Take That Away From Me"--dedicated to all of you here The way CB wore his hat; The towel Jase used to pee; The fun from all of that. No, no, they can't take that away from me. The way way naked Scott ran; The horsemen rode so free; The great six-fingered plan. No, no, they can't take that away from me. We will never, never meet again On the rocky road to fame. Still I'll always, always keep my thought the same Mandanas on our heads The fish that made us pee Sleeping in different beds No, no, they can't take that away from me. The early-booted guests We barely got to see Will's lines were simply best No, no, they can't take that away from me. We will never, never meet again On the tricky road to cash. Still I'll always, want to see the after party bash The bed shenanigans; Cookies for all to see; Reveling of the twins. Oh, no, they can't take that away from me. No, they can't take that away from me.
Needmylifeback Wednesday, September 22, 2004 - 8:31 am One last one ... for the road... to the Beatles tune Yesterday Yesterday the BB Live Feeds they went away. No more houseguests to spy on and say "Look what they did in there today!" Suddenly, there's no one in the house, it's empty. We don't even have the fish to see.. Oh what will be their destiny? Why did we watch the show? It consumed us night and day. Now that Summer's gone, we'll find somewhere else to play. Yesterday, they thought BB an easy game to play Now they need to go be on their way. Because it was over yesterday... {But, I'll be back next year for sure! LOL! - My thanks to everyone else on this thread who made me laugh - I always made sure I wasn't drinking anything when I read them!....you all are amazing!)
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