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Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Thursday, July 20, 2006 - 10:42 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
Good one!

Vee
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02-23-2004

Thursday, July 20, 2006 - 2:46 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
LOL! It says it all so perfectly...

Kappy
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06-29-2002

Friday, July 21, 2006 - 9:21 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kappy a private message Print Post    
Not a parody but . . . Nerovh came up with this song to sing especially for James . . .

The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round
Round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All through the town.

Needmylifeback
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08-14-2000

Friday, July 21, 2006 - 10:49 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Needmylifeback a private message Print Post    
Kappy .. we could add to that ...


The floaters in the game go back and forth..
Back and forth..
Back and forth.
The floaters in the game go back and forth..
Until the next HOH...

Kappy
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06-29-2002

Friday, July 21, 2006 - 3:34 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kappy a private message Print Post    
Oh, GOOD one, Need!!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Thursday, July 27, 2006 - 10:28 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Hello! A short one, based on Shakira's, Hips Don't Lie, and dedicated to Howie.


Hamsters up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got Jedi Howie up in here
No fighting, no fighting
Shack is on, Shack is on

We never really knew if you had washed your hands
Yeah, after you had done your business
What's all the drama, yo mama, mi shack is, su shack is
Shack is on, Shack is on

Oh, Howie, you may talk like that
You make us really go mad
Wash hands when you touch your body

And now it's not right
You know that chips don't lie
I'm not eating any more tonight
All the distraction, the tension
Don't you see Howie, it's germ prevention


Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Thursday, July 27, 2006 - 2:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
A song dedicated to the Live Feed Watchers. It's based on Eternal Flame, by The Bangles.


Close your door, start up your screen, darn it
Do the same every evening
Do you have it planned?
Do you know their names?
Set to watch them scheming
As they're searching for eternal fame

I see it's not meant to be, darn it
I watch and then they are sleeping
Just get up to pee
When they start the game
I start out my screaming
And all I'm seeing is infernal flames

I paid cash
Where's my four full screens?
My whole day is now shot
I paid to see some action scenes
I don't want to see this burning

I paid cash
Where's my four full screens?
A whole night of flames, jeez
And then I miss the fighting scenes
I don't want to see this again

Stop the fire, give me your word, darn it
Do you feel my head burning
Do you understand
Do you feel my pain
I tune in for scheming
But all I'm getting is eternal flames!


Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Thursday, July 27, 2006 - 2:51 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
You are so good! LOL

Vee
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02-23-2004

Thursday, July 27, 2006 - 3:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
Yes, he is! Wouldn't some of these parodies be fun to have piped in? Aren't they doing some sort of contest coming up soon? You should definitely submit some material, Darrell, and all you parodists!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Friday, July 28, 2006 - 2:44 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
This song is dedicated to those who can't make up their minds which side to take. It's based on Float On, by The Floaters.


Float, floaters
Floaters, floaters
Float, float, floaters
Floaters, floaters

Float, floaters
Floaters, floaters
Float, float, floaters
Floaters, floaters

Float, floaters
Floaters, floaters
Float, float, floaters
Floaters, floaters

Aquarius and my name's Danielle
Now I am a woman who loves to control
And I am a woman who manipulates
And if you think that I'll help you, baby, come with me

Raise my hand, come with me, baby, to Float Land
I'll promise you how true I could be
Share your info with me, You know that we're...

Float, floaters (Come on, come on, come on, baby, yeah…eah…)
Floaters, floaters (Ooh, ooh, baby)
Float, float, floaters
Floaters (Float with me), floaters

Libra and my name is George
Now I like a woman that's handy
A woman who'll carry in food like I need it worst
A woman who would bring me Taco Bell
And she would say, “George, eat”
Holding Pepto by prescription
With Bean-o back-up as speciality

Mmm…raise my hand
Come with me, baby, to Float Land
Let me show you how nice I could be
Share your dinner with me, You know that we're...

Float, floaters (Girl, yes)
Floaters, floaters (With George)
Float, float, floaters (Ooh, yeah)
Floaters, floaters

Scorpio and my name is Marci
You see I like all women of the world
You see to me all women are wild flowers
And.. Oh, my Lord, who am I kiddin'
You know that we're...

Mmm…Raise my hand
Come with me, baby, to Float Land
Let me show you how sweet it could be
Share HoH room with me, You know that we're...

Float, floaters (So float with me, baby)
Floaters, floaters (Yeah)
Float, float, float on (Float with Marci, y'all)
Floaters, floaters

Cancer and my name is Boogie, huh
That's not my sign, that's just what everyone thinks when they look at me
(But you're not a floater!?!) I have to be where I'll be seen
And you know what, ladies, if you feel the need to "Boog"
Then this is what I want you to do

Ooh, yeah, Raise my hand
Let me take you to Float Land
Let me show you how hot it could be
Sharing your love with Boogie, listen

Float, floaters (You better float with me now)
Floaters, floaters (Floaters)
Float, float, floaters (Yeah, yeah)
(We'll get you floaters)
(Floaters)
(Ah)


Vacanick
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07-12-2004

Friday, July 28, 2006 - 2:55 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vacanick a private message Print Post    
Darryl .. you are so clever!

Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Friday, July 28, 2006 - 3:41 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
Hehehehe

Yesitsme
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08-24-2004

Friday, July 28, 2006 - 4:05 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Yesitsme a private message Print Post    
"Let me show you how hot it could be sharing your love with Boogie" make me nauseous. Thanks Darrell.

Nino
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09-20-2004

Friday, July 28, 2006 - 4:34 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nino a private message Print Post    
I love it, Darrell Lynn!! I know that song well and your version was right on target!!

Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Friday, July 28, 2006 - 11:23 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
Float On tune

Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Friday, July 28, 2006 - 11:31 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
We can always count on Darrell to whip up these delicious parodies. Keep up the great work, El Troubadour! Fun, fun, fun!

Darclyte
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07-11-2005

Saturday, July 29, 2006 - 5:09 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darclyte a private message Print Post    
Big Brother version of
We Care A Lot by Faith No More (1987 version)

We care a lot about Janelle, Howie, King Kaysar, and James
We care a lot about Chicken George and his farting near the flames
We care a lot about starvation and the slop that BB made
We care a lot about Diane, Danielle and Marcellas, yay!

We care a lot about the floaters, the Chill Towners and the Jedis
We care a lot about the Will and Mike and Jase who's gone bye bye
We care a lot about the welfare of Erika's hurt ribs
We care a lot about those hamsters cause they're out to win 500 big

YEAH!

But it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Live posting's a dirty jobs but someone's gotta do it
And it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it

We care a lot about the hooka, jack shack, hot tub and store room
We care a lot about the food comps, gold veto, and HOH too
We care a lot about you people, about your buns
about the games you're playing gee that looks like fun

We care a lot about the Sovereign Six, they never lie
We care a lot about Chill Towners cause there's more than meets the eye

We care a lot about the little things, and the Big Brother Slop
We care a lot about you people yeah you bet we care a lot,

YEAH!

Well, its a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Live posting's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
And it's a dirty song but someone's gotta sing it

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Thursday, August 03, 2006 - 12:54 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Darclyte, I like that!

This parody is based on "You're Beautiful", by James Blunt. It's sung by James.


My plan is brilliant.
My plan's for sure.
I've got an angle.
I will endure.
My plan is to play it both ways.
Won't lose to another man.
Cause I won't lose a veto chance,
'Cause I've got my plan.

It's beautiful.
It's beautiful, it's true.
I tried with Jase, but he lost the pace,
And I've got my parachute,
'Cause I know just what to do.

Yes, I told some lies,
I made up on the fly.
Told them right to their face that I was,
On their side,
And I don't think that I'll see them again,
But it should be enough to get me to the end.

It's beautiful.
It's beautiful, it's true.
I'll win the race in this lousy place,
And I promised each it's true,
You and me in final two.

It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
It's beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angle used to stay in this place,
And I thought I'd do what I have to do.
To tell lies or tell the truth,
So I can make the final two.


Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Thursday, August 03, 2006 - 1:04 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    
haha

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Friday, August 04, 2006 - 7:00 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
A New Parody, For Danielle, based on the old Irish tune "Danny Boy". Written for some friends who are her fans.


O Dani Girl, your fans, your fans are cheering
You've upped your game, and will no longer wait
This summer's game has all your foes a' jeering
They wait to see, who you will nominate.

They brought ye back to summer's guilty pleasure
Your fans all love to watch you on this this show
The way you work behind scenes is a treasure
O Dani girl, O Dani girl, They love you so.

But now ye find yourself thrust in the limelight
And every deed, will bear tough scrutiny,
You'll come to find the HoH room at night
And Marci there asleep will surely be.

And we shall watch, all night, and shall get no sleep
And all the houseguests will gather 'round, like sheep
For you will say who goes and who you will keep
And we will watch to see what's sown shall fin'lly reap.


Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Friday, August 04, 2006 - 8:17 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
I like the Beautiful parody the best.

Landi
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07-29-2002

Friday, August 04, 2006 - 9:51 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Landi a private message Print Post    
AWESOME JOB! darrell you rock (as fly would have said)!!!

Nino
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09-20-2004

Friday, August 04, 2006 - 11:41 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nino a private message Print Post    
Darrell Lynn!! I love the Danielle parody!! This Dani fan thanks you!! The James parody was great, too!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 6:46 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
This is based on Carly Simon's "My Romance"


My showmance doesn't have a chance to last past the show
My showmance doesn't stand a chance 'cause it's for the dough
No further play, no marriage vow
No wedding day, just here and now

My showmance doesn't need the cast all knowing we plan
For a dance in the HoH bed because we can
Wide awake even late at night it's not real but you'll do

My showmance doesn't mean I think of you
My showmance doesn't mean a thing to you


Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 9:26 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
Good one