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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 9:26 am
I hope everyone is ready for a great season of Big Brother. A couple years ago, I got hooked on the song parodies that were being done about the houseguests and the house, itself. If you feel inspired, write one and add to the folder here. Here's my first one of the new season. It's based on She Bangs, by Ricky Martin. I don't dislike the whole voting process, I just think all this works with the song. Asking me, want me to say Who has to go and who gets to stay We take their poll and then They'll still have their way, like we're dumb…Yeah baby What we see, surely a sign They're playin' games like their James inside We're pickin' all Then we only pick part, I feel dumb…Yeah baby Well don't be a schmuck Let's show some pride We all can rock this show alive Hey, we can get their goat, Do a write in vote Well, let's take a poll, To get rid of the whole... Shebang, shebang Oh baby, it's moot, It's moot It's so crazy 'cause we Think that we matter But we don't you will see Just look at this show's history Shebang, shebang It's wasted time the way We vote, We vote How we ever took the time Just reminds me The producer's got one thing On his mind Talk to me, tell me the names We're all just pawns in this crazy game We need to be watching the Feeds, to the guests Yeah baby Walk with me, tell me the news Who did we pick and who Do you choose We'll watch until they all Go home, Then it's gone…Yeah baby Well then it looks like Will Will get inside And Kaysar's got a lock for life But then there's Much worse thing's I could face Spendin' the summer with Boogie and Jase Shebang, shebang It's wasted time the way We vote, We vote How we ever took the time Just reminds me The producer's got one thing On his mind Man, if Bunky's luck Gets him inside He's gonna rock this house with cries And Ivette, she will shout, Till they knock her out She walks when she talks, And she talks when she walks Shebang, shebang It's wasted time the way We vote, We vote How we ever took the time Just reminds me The producer's got one thing On his mind
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Buffy
Member
07-13-2005
| Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 9:38 am
EXCELLENT! STANDING O. WISH I KNEW HOW TO DO THOSE CUTE CLAPPING HANDS EMOTICONS.
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Nino
Member
09-20-2004
| Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 10:15 am
I loved it, Darrell Lynn!!!
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Watcher
Member
09-19-2000
| Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 11:23 am
lol Darrell...loved it, too!!!

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Needmylifeback
Member
08-14-2000
| Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 11:28 am
YEAH SONG PARODIES 2006! WHOOO HOOO ... I'll put on my thinking cap!
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 8:22 pm

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Buffy
Member
07-13-2005
| Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 11:06 pm
Mameblanche, you are the coolest.
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Aabeepbeep
Member
01-27-2006
| Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 11:21 pm
AWESOME DARRELLH!!! <wondering if I am the only one hearing William Hung in my head...>
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Buffy
Member
07-13-2005
| Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 11:28 pm
No, Aabeepbeep, you are most certainly not the only one!!!! LOL
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 7:27 am
my brother is the most awesomest brother in the whole wide world! good job darrell!
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Mamie316
Member
07-08-2003
| Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 7:32 am
I don't care who you are, that's funny!
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Vacanick
Member
07-12-2004
| Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 8:10 am
Love it Darrell!!

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Vee
Member
02-23-2004
| Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 8:16 am
Yay! Off to great start, Darrell!
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Buffy
Member
07-13-2005
| Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 11:18 am
Landi and Darell are sibs????? Or am I being dumb?
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 12:17 pm
Cyber sibs, Buffy. Thanks for the encouragement, everyone! I thought I'd try to write a song for some of the Hamsters' plea to get voted in the house. This is Cowboy's plea. It's based on Holding Out For A Hero, by Bonnie Tyler. Where have all the horsemen gone And why are just two here? Won't they do the right thing And let me win this year? It would be a great night, for all the world to see Stay up late, toss and turn and dream of what I'll be... I'll be a hero I'm trying to be a hero for my son and my wife I know what went wrong And I know I can last And I know that I'll be set for life I'll be the hero I won't wake up screaming in the midst of the night 'Cause my heart is pure And I'm doing what's good They're gonna know what's wrong from what's right You'll watch us in late night Yes, my buddy Jase and me Sometime during all of this They'll give it all to me, you'll see I'll be the last to leave and step out on the street I'm gonna be a superman, won't that be really neat? I'll be a hero I'm trying to be a hero for my son and my wife I know what went wrong And I know I can last And I know that I'll be set for life I'll be the hero I won't wake up screaming in the midst of the night 'Cause I won't go streak And I won't model hats They're gonna know what's wrong from what's right Out there they'll start producing my TV show Out where the people'll get to see I just know that you'll be out here 'a Watching me I got teeth fixed for this chance to be On TV North and South I got no money left My winnings' in my mouth I'll be a hero I'm trying to be a hero for my son and my wife I know what went wrong And I know I can last And I know that I'll be set for life I'll be the hero I won't wake up screaming in the midst of the night 'Cause my heart is pure And I'm doing what's good They're gonna know what's wrong from what's right
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Buffy
Member
07-13-2005
| Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 12:33 pm
Another goodie! Cyber sibbbbbbbbbs!!!!!!!!! I get it. Do you get cyber birthday presents and cyber punches in the stomach??? lol
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Donut
Member
07-31-2001
| Sunday, July 02, 2006 - 12:27 am
I should be asleep, so this is pretty poor late nite rambling, but who can resist writing a song parody? BTW Darryl, excellent start!! and Mame, love that pic! This Old Man That old man Arnie's trash He just wants to get our cash with a vote vote he just want to throw us all a bone, but all our faves will soon go home That old man, he's so slick but he doesn't give a lick all our vote votes wont matter he will pick the slots all we'll get to pick is snot.
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 9:32 am
Yay! Nice start, Donut!
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Bblovergirl
Member
07-07-2005
| Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 10:57 am
I'm throwing in my 2 cents and giving this a try. To the song "Wake Me Up, When September Ends" by Greenday Summer has come at last, We get to see BB cast, Wake me up, when the feeds are on, Wake me up, when Allison is gone. Six years have come and past, The innocent could never last, Wake me up, when BB comes on, Wake me up, when Janelle's a pawn. Like my brothers come and gone, Dr. Will is never wrong, Wake me up, when September ends, Wake me up, when the winner pretends. Summer has come at last, We get to see HGs from past, Wake me up, when Howie sins, Wake me up, when Kaysar wins.
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 12:11 pm
Nice one, BBlovergirl! This is taken from Right Back To Where We Started From, by Maxine Nightingale Ooo and it's tonight and it's comin' on They're gonna get right back to where it started from Some are good, some can be wrong They want to get right back to where they started from Oh-ohhhhh Do you remember it when (Remember when) When you first saw the Chen We said what happened to her face And then we heard words (Then we heard words) All the nasty things they'd say When they'd get into that diary place Ooo and it's tonight and it's comin' on They're gonna get right back to where it started from Some are good, some can be wrong They want to get right back to where they started from A show like ours (A show like ours) Will never fade away As long as we enjoy the fun Didn't need a shove (No, not a shove) I just can't stay away I know that it's the only one Ooo and it's tonight and it's comin' on They're gonna get right back to where it started from Some are good, some can be wrong They want to get right back to where they started from...
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Vee
Member
02-23-2004
| Friday, July 07, 2006 - 9:34 am
Wake me up, when Allison is gone... , Bblovergirl! I found it, Darrell. Gosh, I need a map to this place anymore. It's always interesting to see BB through a parodist's eyes. Thanks to you all!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Friday, July 07, 2006 - 12:10 pm
This is a parody of the old song, Fascination. It was nominations, first show, And it may have ended, right there, at the start, Say goodbye, Danielle, Oh, she's gonna yell, And they nominate Alison for her part, too. It was fascinating, this show, Seeing them begin with their own sneak attack, When they tried to get Janelle and Jase, How would they know, They would get stabbed in the back. Now it's fascinating to watch, Seeing them both try to make deals with the cast, They both tried to plot and it reversed, It got them, Fascination, it won't last.
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Kappy
Member
06-29-2002
| Friday, July 07, 2006 - 12:21 pm
I'm just waiting for Mike boogie to be gone and then . . . . . . . Hit the road, Mike and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more! Hit the road, Mike and don't you come back NO MORE! (What you say?!)}
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Freckledgrl
Member
08-27-2003
| Friday, July 07, 2006 - 1:01 pm
I'm an oldie who just had to pop in and say awesome job on the parodies everyone! This was always one of my favorite threads and of course, Darrel had to grace us with a Cowboy song..lol. Mandana love forever!
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Darrellh
Member
07-21-2004
| Friday, July 07, 2006 - 1:05 pm
Freckledgrl!!!! How are you?!?
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