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09-09-2001
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Donut Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 11:58 am sung to the tune of "Because I got high" (with apologies to Afroman) Bunky: I wasnt gonna sell them out but then i just cried wasnt gonna suck up to Nicole when she pouts but then i just cried and now I've been evicted out and i know why because i just cried because i just cried because i just cried boohoohoohoohoohoo Nicole: I was gonna kill that f'er Will but then i just cried I was gonna take a whole lotta pills but then i just cried now i'll never get the half a mil and i know why because i just cried because i just cried because i just cried boohoohoohoohoohoo Hardy: I was gonna eat a protein bar but then i just cried was gonna cheat with my remote control car but then i just cried now my life is ruined by a giant peanutbutter jar, and i know why because i just cried, because i just cried, because i just cried boohoohoohoohoohoo Will: I was gonna poop on a trampoline until i could cry, was gonna let Nicole's feet touch my ween until i could cry Now I'm shaving my balls clean and i know why so i can cry, so i can cry, so i can cry bahhoohoohoohoohoo ("did you catch that on camera?") Monica: I'll cosign anything that walks, but i won't cry I'll never make sense when i talk, but i won't lie Now its awwwn 'cuz i got the game locked, and i know why, Because i don't cry and i don't lie and my wigs are so fly yahoohoohoohoohoo
Nutsy Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 12:48 pm Okay, here's a verse, can't really think of a second one - got work to do y'know. ;-) (tune of "Oh they built the ship Titanic...") Oh they built the Big Brother House That twelve people moved into They thought they’d have a show That everyone would tune into But then Justin went berserk And Mike Boogie rapped like a jerk It was sa-ad but he still won HoH Oh it was sad, SO sad The raps were bad, REAL bad It was sad when he pulled out the keys That left Nicole and Sheryl out to sea
Oregonfire Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 12:54 pm Okay, I'll try my hand at this: Sung to the tune of Aretha Franklin's "Respect" Toes you want Baby I got 'em Hot tub talk You know I need it All we need Is just a little sangria Just a little bit Just a little bit Honey, I ain't done you wrong Talkin' bout the weather But why'd you still send that banner? All we need is just a little sangria SAN SAN SAN SAN SAN SAN SAN Just a little Sangria S-A-N-G-R-I-A Checkin' out the weather today! Sangria music fades out...
Allyg8r Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 01:11 pm To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies... Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Will, Went to BB house and became Doctor Evil. Met a girl named Shannon who really was a pill, She even cleaned a toilet with the toothbrush of Mr. Hill... Hardy, that is... who wants to be a movie star... When Chilltown left, Will was all alone, Everybody thought that he was soon to be gone, But Will beat Kent and then Bunky too, Then knocked Nicole off the bed by using it as a "loo". Pee that is... yellow stuff...(gold for Will) Now Will has the power to break up the power of 2, After the HOH comptetion that he threw, Hardy and Nicole are wondering what they now can do, Nicole can't seduce him cuz the hot-tub was a boo-boo. <That was my valiant attempt - sorry if it's goofy...>
Eddiesleg Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 01:16 pm The Brotherly Willbillies (sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies) Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a doc named Will Poor Practicioner most people'd pay to kill Then one day he was drinking in the tub an up from the bubbles come a foot for to rub. Nic's ya know, footsie time, sangria style Well, the next thing ya know, ol Will's a 1/2 millionaire Roommates said, "Hey Will, ya puppeteer." Shannon said Californy is the place we oughta be, so they loaded up his loot, and they moved to Belly. Bar that is! Boogie's place, so he says! Well now it's time to say goodbye to Will and all the mice An' they would like to thank you folks fer kindly peepin' in. You're all invited back next year to this locality, T'pay for feeds to help with Shapiro's salary. Willbilly, that is! Set a spell, Put your feeds on! Y'all tune in, here
Roxibalboa Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 01:36 pm lol, You all have me crackin up. ok, I'll try but not as good as you all The big brother bunch here's the story of a house named brother with a girl named nic who will she wanted to smother all of them they lied and cheated and some cried and the one named nic she wished will died then the one day when the hot tub was too hot the girl nic she got her self into a spot that this day would somehow live forever as her husband sent the words i'll trust you never
Mystery Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 01:48 pm Sorry, another TV song: (The Flintstones) Houseguests, meet the houseguests Brought together as a family By a cruel Big Brother As a ploy to beat "must-see TV." One by one, the guests must slowly go Leaving one to win a pile of dough That is our "Big Brother," It's a show to make your heart rush Hey! Where's my toothbrush? It's the Big Brother Show!
Donut Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 02:01 pm to the Flinstones: Houseguests, meet the houseguests They're a really f'd up family From the town of "Parking Lot" They're a heapin' hunk of misery Let's make rainy weather on our street With the courtesy of Nicole's feet When you're with the Houseguests Have a f'ing off the hook time an evil look time, We'll have a co-signed time!
Planochick Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 02:21 pm To Hotel Califonia: In a dark crowded hallway, cold chill down my spine Huge swarm of of wannabes, Ready to sign the form Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to sign away my life There he stood in the doorway; I heard the call of fame And I was thinking to myself, This could be Big Brother or this could be Lost Then he Shook my hand and he sent me on my way There were voices in the walls I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the Big Brother Compound Such a Boring place Such a Basket case Plenty of Cameras at the Big Brother Compound Summertime of year, you can see me here Nicole's mind is twisted, she got the Black rimmed eyes She's got a lot of petty, petty boys, that she calls Di*cks How they stretch in the backyard, sweet summer sweat. Some nap to pass the time, some backgammon to death So I called up Big Brother Please bring me my wine Krista said,'We haven't had Nyquil here since Tuesday of last week And still those banners are coming from far away, Make you look up in the middle of the day Just to hear them say... Welcome to the Big Brother Compound Such a Boring place Such a Basket case Plenty of Cameras at the Big Brother Compound Summertime of year, you can see me here Mirrors on the ceiling, The chips on the bed And he said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device' And in the master's Head of Household, They gathered for the Kill Justin stabs it with his steely knives, But they just can't kill the bi*ch Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the eviction notice To the place I was before Relax,'said Julie Chen We are programmed to evict You can vote to exact your revenge but you can never win
Timwil Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 03:53 pm sung to the tune of "Send in The Clowns" Nicole (to Will): Ain't I a ***** ain't you a creep me with my foot on your crotch (through clenched teeth) don't fall asleep-you no good b****** Send in our talk show... Isn't this hell, my fault, I fear Putting you through what I put you tough ****, my dear Send in our talk show... Ratings do soar, when I'm with you And even though Jeff, I am sure, has walked out, I refuse to be blue Making these genuine threats to your life is a task I must do it gets me off ain't nothin new When we're out there 2 weeks from now Kelly and Regis will freak out they'll have a cow We'll have our own talk show produced by Shapiro where is our talk show Well, **** me, it's here.... (to the camera and sobs) I love you Bunky, Krista, Shannon, Autumn, Sheryl, Mike Boogie and Kent. See ya at Belly!
Donut Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 06:39 pm jingle bells will's shorts smell Hardy seems so gay oh what fun it is to watch live feeds all freakin day! and the theme to Mary Tyleer Moore: Who cam turn the world on with a toe and rub her breasts and sit on you to see if you will grow?...
Bonnykay Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 07:22 pm Julie's Isle (Sung to the tune of Gilligan's Isle) Just sit right back And you'll hear a tale The tale of a fateful show That started out on CBS And soon began to blow Nicole was a big beeatch right off The rest all fell in line The houseguests soon began to think "The money will be mine ..." (The money will be mine ...) The guests are evicted one by one So Julie soon will meet With Monica And Hardy too With evil Will And Nicole They're almost out We've watched them pout Here on Big Brother 2!
Babyruth Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 08:35 pm To the tune "Julia" (Beatles): Most of what you say is meaningless, But you say it for the paycheck Julie Chen Julie Chen, Julie Chen Stands stiff, glued smile So I laugh out loud at you Julie Chen Julie Chen, tear-filled eyes, hates her job, worried. So I cringe inside for you Julie Chen. Her weak attempts to try to make this show fly are fail-ing. Julie Chen, Julie Chen, your career, ruined. So I feel sorry for you, Julie Chen When you have to play your part... You can never speak your mind, Julie Chen Julie Chen, quit your job, leave the set, save face. So I sing encouragement to Julie Chen, Julie Chen, Julie Chen.
Zed Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 08:50 pm Sung to the tune of Addams Family: They're kinky and they're horny obnoxious and corny they all obsess 'bout "poor me" the BB Famiily The cameras can see all demented freaks post on y'all 24/7 we're having a ball watching the BB Family Neurotic Egomanical Freaky We saw Nic's Hot Tub Toesie Will's willie she wanted to see Will then proceeded to flee Another night with the BB Family! Eddiesleg} Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 09:32 pm} This is my tribute to Justin. Which is very appropriately to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. Is this the real life? Is this just CBS? Caught in the limelight No escape from the internet Open your eyes Speak into your mike and say.... "I'm just a street thug, I need no sympathy Because I'm fightin' here, f**kin' there, A little drunk, little slow Anyway the game ends, doesn't really matter to me.....to me" Justin, just got the boot Put a knife against her throat Asked to kill her, now he's gone Justin, the show had just begun But now you've gone and thrown it all away Krista, oooo He didn't mean to make you cry If he's not back from the diary room tomorrow Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really happened Too late, his time has come Got Shapiro on the phone He freaked then sent him home Goodbye Justin Baby - You've got to go Gotta leave the freaks behind and face the truth Julie, ooo - He don't want to lose Bet he wishes he'd never been there at all I see a little poor excuse for a girl LIESOMEMORE, LIESOMEMORE will you do the fandango Listerine and Nyquil - very very frightening me LITTLELIAR, littleLiar, LITTLELIAR, littleLiar, LITTLELIAR, Figaro - magnifico But she's just a sweetheart and everybody loves her She's just a poor girl from a poor family Spare her her life from this monstrosity Banner here Banner there - will you tell the truth? BBFC! No - we will not let it go - let it go BBFC! We will not let it go - let it go BBFC! We will not let it go - let it go Will not let it go - let it go (never) Never let it go - let it go Never let it go - ooo No, no, no, no, no, no, NO "Oh I ain't stoopid, I ain't stoopid, I ain't stoopid don't you know. Sha-pir-o has a contract put aside for me for me for MEEEE" "So you think you can nominate me cuz I lie, So you think you can vote me and leave me to cry Monya baby - they can't do this to me Monya Just gotta get out - just gotta get kicked outta here"
Babyruth Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 09:50 pm To: "Why don't we do it in the road" (Beatles) Why don't we do it in the tub Why don't we do it in the tub No one will be watching us Why don't we do it in the tub
Delilah Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 10:36 pm My favourite band the Stones so here goes I saw him today in the hottub A glass of sangria in his hand I knew he would meet his connection At his feet was a footloose gal No you can’t always get what you want (Jeff) You can’t always get what you want (Jeff) You can’t always get what you want (Jeff) But if you try sometime, you might find You get what you need (Will) I went down to the Diary Room To get my fair share of abuse Singing “I’m gonna vent my frustration Arnie, I’m gonna blow a 50 amp fuse!” You can’t always get what you want (Jeff) You can’t always get what you want (Jeff) You can’t always get what you want (Jeff) But if you try, sometimes well you might find You get what you need ( a good slap) I went down to the LA drugstore to get my prescription filled (Xanax) I was standing in line with Mr. Hardy And man, did he look pretty ill We decided that we would have a (protein) shake My favourite flavour, strawberry red I sung my song to Mr Hardy Yeah and he said one word to me, and that was “dead” (when Jeff gets you home girlfriend!) I said to him You can’t always get what you want (Jeff) You can’t always get what you want (Jeff) You can’t always get what you want (Jeff) But if you try, sometimes well you might find You get what you need (Will) You get what you need – yeah, oh baby I saw him today, in the hottub In his glass was a bleeding gal (she cut her finger) He was practiced at the art of deception (Will) Well I could tell by his blood stained hands You can’t always get what you want But if you don’t stop with the feet, you’re gonna get what you need…….
Delilah Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 10:59 pm Another fav, "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John, revived by the fantastic movie "Almost Famous" Big cry baby, B*tchy lady, masseuse for the house Evil eyed, b*tchy smile, you’ve married a wealthy man Monica, you must have seen her, rub my d*ck in the tub And now she’s on me, always at me, her big boobs in my face Nicole freaks out in the yard Handing tickets out for foots*x Turning back, she just laughs The hottub is not that bad Will the man, he makes his stand in the diary room Looking on, she whines and moans The F words she knows, the way she moans But oh how it feels so real Sitting here with only Hardy near Only you and you can feel me When I say softly, slowly Can you feel my toes now little Willy? Count the net nerds on the highway Lay me down in nice warm water We’’ll have a busy night tonight Big cry baby, B*tchy lady, masseuse for the house Evil eyed, b*tchy smile, you’ve married a wealthy man Monica, you must have seen her rub my d*ck in the tub And now she’s on me, always at me, her big boobs in my face
Timwil Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 05:28 am Sung to the tune of THE WAY WE WERE Krista: MEM'RIES OF THEM FOLKS IN THAT THERE HOUSE KINDA DRUNKEN, HAZY MEM'RIES OF THE WAY IT WUZ SO MUCH DRAMA IT WAS MORE THAN I COULD BEAR BOOZE AND NYQUILL-MY TRUE ALLIES IN THE HOUSE THAT WUZ CAN IT BE THAT I WAS JUST SO STUPID THEN I BELIEVED THEIR EVERY LIE JUSTIN TOLD ME HE COULD LOVE ME AS HE TOUCHED MY NECK WITH A KNIFE MEM'RIES I HAD SUCH A CHANCE TO WIN HARDY'S GOAL IT WAS TO GET ME THERE STABBED ME IN THE BACK INSTEAD STILL I GOT EXPOSURE I GOT A COMMERCIAL OK IT'S FOR MALT LIQUOR THAT'S THE WAY IT IS UHHHH..THE WAY IT WUZ
Flyonthwall Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 09:25 am To the tune of: It wasn't me. by Shaggy Sung by Nicole Honey tuned in and he caught me red-handed Creeping with the boy named Will Picture this we were both half-naked playing in the hot tub's core How could I forget I had given him my okay All this time he was watcin' the internet never took his eyes off me But he caught me in the hot tub "It wasn't me" Saw me playin' with a foot rub "It wasn't me" I even shaved Will in the shower "It wasn't me" He even caught me on camera "It wasn't me" He saw the tattoo on my shoulder "It wasn't me" Heard the words that I told him "It wasn't me" Heard the screams getting louder "It wasn't me" He told me it was over ____________________________ Follow up with: Blame It On The Weatherman by B*witched (original words...to good to change them) it's just one more day no one said there would be rain again won't blame it on my self ( yeah ) I'll blame it on the weatherman Get away for a while here I am out on my own again won't blame it on my self ( yeah ) I'll blame it on the weatherman standing on the shore calling out your name I was here before I could see your face only clouds will see tears are in my eyes empty like my heart why do ya say goodbye Chorus The rain goes on (on and on again) The rain goes on (on and on again) The rain goes on (on and on again)
Yyms8 Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 10:15 am You are all verrrry good! I have literally been ROTFLMAO!! Though not a song, perhaps some of you creative writers will be kind enough to pen something to "The Declaration of Indpendence BB Style," i.e., We hold these lies to be self-evident that all HGs are not created equal, that among these are deceit, back-stabbing and the pursuit of money. -- That to secure these monies, Alliances are instituted among HG's, deriving their just powers from the gullibility of the allied, that whenever any form of Alliance becomes counter-productive of these ends, it is the right of the HG's to alter or to abolish and to institute a new Alliance, laying its foundation on such BS, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their winning half a mil. Greed, indeed, will dictate, that Alliances long established should be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that the Allied are more disposed to deceive, while honesty is punishable,... (After some collaboration, perhaps we can send it to ASP for BB3.) Just a thought! LOL!
Timwil Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 10:32 am Sung to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from MARY POPPINS Nicole: !@#$%^&*$%&!@#$%^&-ocious, I don't give a **** it makes me sound ****ing atrocious I just love to yell it though it makes me feel precocious !@#$%^&*%&!@#$%^&*%-ocious!!!!!!!!
Donut Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 11:27 am Sung to "I Got You Babe "Dont let them say that i'm a b*tch even tho i'm always throwin fits i'm just a sweet goddess playing a game if things are f'd then i know who to blame i blame you will , i blame you will i blame will for my dropping the key i blame will for making me pee i blame will for my naughty toe i blame will for the f'ing snow i blame will for ringing that bell i blame will the creator of hell i blame will for my nomination i blame will for the wars in all nations I BLAME YOU WILL!
Mrsp Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 01:22 pm to the tune of the Brady Bunch theme song: Heres the story, of an insane lady who was living in the Big Brother house She was crying and constantly b*tchy especially when her xanax ran out Heres the story, of a guy named Hardy the biggest bully in the house they were bored and living all together but they were not alone Till the one day when the bully met the b*tch and they new that it was much more than a hunch that this groove, must somehow form an alliance and thats the way they became the bully and the b*tch The bully and the b*tch The bully and the b*tch Thats the way they became te Bully and the B*tch
Bananabrains Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 01:49 pm Ok, I've finally got one. It goes to the Star Spangled Banner, "Oh say can you see..." Oh, say can you see the big brother's new plight As so proudly Nic wailed as she started her screeming? What was Will thinking then as he fought back with might on the bed as we watched when Will started peeing? And Nicole's eyes red glare, Will's farts bursting in air, gave proof through the night that he was still there. Say, when will that star-seeker Will win head of household We don't think he will because he's too cold.
Weinermr Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 01:50 pm This is not usually my style, but I can't help myself sometimes. Too much BB2. Dedicated to Will, sung to the tune of an old show tune "Heart ("Gotta Have Heart") from Damn Yankees You've gotta have fart, All you really need is fart When the odds are sayin' you'll never win, That's when the **it should start. You've gotta have dairy, Must sit around and be airy, Nothin's half as smelly as it may appear, Don't wait'll next year cause it's scary. When your luck is making you evil, Get your towels up off the floor; Mister, you can be a zero, You can stink through any door, there's nothin' to it, but to do it, You've gotta have fart, Miles 'n' miles 'n' miles of fart, Oh, it's fine to be an evil genius, of course, but eat that ice cream} before you start, First you've gotta have fart. First you've gotta have fart.
Mrsp Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 02:19 pm Heres one more to the tune of the Sesame Street theme song LOL: Sunny Day Sweeping the banners away on my way to win 500 g's Can you tell me how to win How to win the Big Brothe show Come and play being a cheat is OK 11 other houseguests there for me to deceit Can you tell me how to win How to win the Big Brother show It's an Emotional Roller coaster ride The diary room door will open wide to devious people just like you Devious people like you What a boring.. Sunny Day sweeping the banners away On my way to win 500 g's Can you tell me how to win How to win the Big Brother show How to win the Big Brother show
Weinermr Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 02:39 pm I'll Be There For You By The Rembrandts (theme song from TV show "Friends") sung by Nicole to Hardy So no one told you BB2 was gonna be this way [four claps] Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. It's like you're always stuck next to my ear When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but CHORUS I won't be there for you (When Will starts to lie) I won't be there for you (Even though my eyes won't be dry) I won't be there for you 'Cause you're (not) there for me too You're still in bed at Noon and work began at eight You've spilled your protein shake, things are going great Your grandma warned you there'd be days like these But she didn't tell when Will K. has brought you down to your knees CHORUS I won't be there for you (When Will starts to lie) I won't be there for you (Even though my eyes won't be dry) I won't be there for you 'Cause you're (not) there for me too No one could ever be like me, no one could ever seem like me Seems you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me Someone to face the day with, scheme through all the rest with Someone I'll always rule with Even at my worst, I'm worst with you best! It's like you're always stuck next to my ear When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but CHORUS I won't be there for you (When Will starts to lie) I won't be there for you (Even though my eyes won't be dry) I won't be there for you 'Cause you're (not) there for me too
Weinermr Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 03:11 pm WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE words and music by Pete Seeger Where have all the banners gone? Long time a flying Where have all the banners gone? Long time ago Where have all the banners gone? Net nerds have flown them every one When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? Where have all the Survivors gone? Long time playing Where have all the Survivor's gone? Long time ago Where have all the Survivor's gone? Taken $15,000 every one When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? Where have all the cigarettes gone? Long time a smoking Where have all the cigarettes gone? Long time ago Where have all the cigarettes gone? Gone to ashes every one When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? Where have all the toothbrushes gone? Long time cleaning Where have all the toothbrushes gone? Long time ago Where have all the toothbrushes gone? Gone into toilets every one When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? Where have all the houseguests gone? Long time plotting Where have all the houseguests gone? Long time ago Where have all the houseguests gone? Covered by CBS every one When will we ever learn? When will we ever learn?
Donut Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 03:21 pm To the tune of I DID IT MY WAY At last the time has come for us to see the final showdown and save us from this boredom since the show has really slowed down We'd hate, yes really hate to see a show that wasn't jammin' Cuz more, much more than that, WE HATE BACKGAMMON!!
Timwil Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 03:35 pm Sung to the tune of I'LL BE WATCHING YOU Nicole: (to Will) Every lie you make every jump in a lake every fart you break everyTHING, you fake I'll be stalking you When you're on the street you will feel my heat I'll be on your case I'll be in your face I'll be stalking you Oh, can't you see you ****ing belong to me, you mother****er, my pure heart aches When you eat my cakes You are in my heart you are in my head I can't get you out I'll take any route Just to see you...wed. I'll be stalking you....
Weinermr Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 03:51 pm Who Will Save Your Soul by Jewel People living their lives for you on TV They say they're better than you and you don't agree Another game, another tofu dog, some cussing A wish in the well, hope your health don't go to hell, well Another doctor's pill, Nic's lawyer Drew, Another cute cheap thrill You know he loves her if Jeff puts up with her too CHORUS: Who will save your soul when it comes to the power Who will save your soul after all the lies that you told, boy Who will save your soul if you won't save your own? You try to hustle them, try to muscle them, try to cuss them Mon wants someone to bust down in Head of Household Room Another day, another dollar, another HOH, another tower went up where Ophelia had her home So we pray to as many LF posters as there are flowers But we call A S our friend We're so worried about saving our feeds Afraid that Real Player will take its toll That we forget to refresh CHORUS: Who will save your soul when it comes to the power Who will save your soul after all the lies that you told, boy Who will save your soul if you won't save your own? Some are walking, some are talking, some are stalking their kill You get a stipend, but that don't pay your bills There are addictions to live feeds and there are mouths to shut So you bargain with Dr. Devil, say you're OK for today, You say that you love them, take their money and run Say, it's been swell, sweetheart, but it was just one of those things Those flings, those strings on Shannon's butt, So get in the showers, boys, and shave your *UTS. CHORUS: Who will save your soul when it comes to the power Who will save your soul after all the lies that you told, boy Who will save your soul if you won't save your own?
Oregonfire Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 05:24 pm Coldplay's "Yellow" (I bet you know where I'm going with this one) Look at the stars see how they pee for you on B&B 2 and it was all yellow They grabbed a key and sat for hours too but no one pooed it was all yellow I don't know what what they're fightin' for Nic's hand moved and Hardy's out the door I ask myself is it worth $20 for? You know they hate us so Will's a liar he threw the comp too but Nic's hand moved and now her pill's yellow I sat and watched and saw the pee too but not on B&B 2 now I'm all yellow It's true look how they pee for you look how they pee Look at the stars see how they pee for you on B&B 2 and it was all yellow
Donut Friday, September 07, 2001 - 12:04 am sung to I COULD HAVE DANCED ALL NIGHT from MY FAIR LADY i could have watched all nite, i could have watched all nite and even watched some more i couldve watched Will sing then watch him boot the king then watched that old front door i'll never know why i cant leave my laptop, or why Will's FUPA makes things right- I only know that I miss watching Bunky cry and i will watch til it turns light! Bothofus} Friday, September 07, 2001 - 07:54 pm} My attempt....Twinkle Twinkle Little BB Star Whimper whimper little crier How can you be such a lier Sitting in as head of household Thinking you have won the gold Hardly Hardly going to win Now that you have kept Will in. Timwil} Friday, September 07, 2001 - 08:11 pm} Sung to the tune of YOU DON'T SEND ME FLOWERS Nicole (to the sky-and Jeff): YOU DON'T SEND ME BANNERS YOU DON'T LIFT MY SPIRITS DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I'M SO ****ING DEPRESSED AND I'VE ONLY GOT XANAX TO HELP THROUGH THE DAYS I REMEMBER WHEN JEFF WOULD SEND ME BANNERS THEY WOULD SAY I LOVE YOU BUT EVER SINCE THAT NIGHT IN THAT TUB JEFF HAS PROBABLY STOPPED HIS ACCOUNT WITH THE PLANE IT USED TO BE SO FABULOUS GETTING ALL THOSE MESSAGES I KNEW I WAS LOVED AND I KNEW HE WAS MINE NOW HE THINKS I'M A Edited AND I'M FAR FROM DIVINE BUT I WISH HE WOULD KNOW THAT WE'RE ALL OUT OF WINE HE DON'T SEND ME BANNERS WHERE THE ****S MY XANAX HE DON'T SEND ME BANNERS ANYMORE (007)
Esperanza Friday, September 07, 2001 - 08:40 pm I Still Haven't Guessed When They're Watching Me sung to the U2 tune of a similar name I have clung to the highest morals I have sat by myself Only to be true blue Simply to be true blue I have seen, I have heard I've been lied to & I've been cursed Only to be true blue But I still haven't guessed when they're watching me But I still haven't guessed when the jury is watching me I have missed my Brooklyn pack Felt their praise upon my back It burns like fire This money desire I have spoke with the tongue of gibberish I have saved a lying devil It's been hot in LA I've been cold every day But I still haven't guessed when they're watching me No I still haven't guessed when they're watching me I believe The Money will Come The evictees I respected will vote me home But yes I'm still wonderin' She called me 'explosive' She said I'm a cannon She said I'm angry I am ashamed I am ashamed You know I believe Sheryl But I still haven't guessed when they're watching me No I still haven't guessed when they're watching me
Sharla Friday, September 07, 2001 - 08:54 pm To the tune "Misty" Look at me I am sitting here in someone else's pee Somehow my shoulder is wet I'll vote out that threat Take a shower & be on TV
Timwil Friday, September 07, 2001 - 09:15 pm Sung to the tune of BEAUTY AND THE BEAST Nicole: EVER SINCE HE LEFT I DON'T FEEL COMPLETE HE'S THE ONE I NEED HE'S THE ONE I FEED HARDY WAS SO SWEET TONED AND BUFFED AND YOUNG DOWN TO EVERY STITCH WE'RE THE PERFECT PAIR IN EVERYBODY'S HAIR BEAUTY AND THE B**** BUT WILL THREW HIM OUT I CAN'T STAND THAT LUG I MIGHT HAVE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE A STEW MIGHT GIVE HIM A BUG HARDY COULD BE BACK TRYING TO GET RICH BACK HERE BY MY SIDE THEY'LL HAVE TO DECIDE BEAUTY OR THE B**** WE'RE THE ONES TO BEAT THEY CAN KISS OUR FEET BEAUTY AND THE B****
Timwil Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 09:27 am sung to the tune of BEAUTY AND THE BEAST Nicole: HARDY'S SUCH A HUNK BRONZED AND BUFFED AND YOUNG BUT WILL THREW HIM OUT HE WILL PAY, NO DOUBT I'LL KICK HIM IN THE LUNG WE WERE QUITE THE PAIR DOWN TO EVERY STITCH MONARCHS OF THE HOUSE FLAMES NO ONE COULD DOUSE BEAUTY AND THE B**** TIL WILL DID HIS THING ON NATIONAL TV WHAT am I TO DO PERHAPS I'LL MAKE A STEW MAKE WILL SICK, OH GEE HARDY'S THEN BROUGHT BACK THEN WE'LL WIN THIS THING I'LL BE ONE, HE'S TWO THE REST CAN EAT POO POO BEAUTY AND THE B**** WE'LL PROVE TO THEM ALL WE COULD NEVER FALL BEAUTY AND THE B****
Sharla Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 09:57 am To the tune of "Crazy" By Patsy Cline Lazy, why is our Monya so lazy? Lazy, why can't she get off her feet? I know, she'll probably take home the jackpot. She's lazy, not cryin', Yes lazy, not lying She moves not but avoids defeat! Same song(sorry, stuck here) Jeff to Nicole BB, why is my wife still on BB? Screamin & constantly cryin' boo-hoo? She's nuts, but I bet that's just what they wanted Good God, I gotta find someone new! Furry, why does she care if they're furry? Shavin', shavin' their butts & yahoos? Oh no, she's toeing that kid in the hot tub! Well, she says he's lyin' But live feeds are pryin And Xanax is running out, too!
Timwil Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 03:58 pm Sung to the tune of MOON RIVER Mike: BIG BROTHER MAN, I SHOULD HAVE WON I THOUGHT IT'S IN THE BAG FOR ME SHA-PIRO HE SAID I KNOW BUT I CAN'T KEEP THOSE FOLKS FROM CANNING YOUR A**, SO I'M AT BELLY DOING WHAT I CAN TO GET MY ASSETS BACK ON TV SO JEFF VARNER PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR SHOW DON'T LIKE LAYIN LOW I'LL SPILL ON WHAT I KNOW BIG BROTHER YOU BLOW
Sharla Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 10:10 pm To "No Business Like Show Business" There's no bitchn like Nicoles bitchn There's no bitchn I know Everything about it is apalling Everything the censors will allow Nowhere can you go to hear such bawling Why is Will crawling and eating crow? Yet he's lying while she's crying And Mons just laying low Thursday they will find out whos left in the race And who'll lose face And then the votes will be told Let's go on with the show!
Goatgirl Monday, September 10, 2001 - 09:25 am Will is the "One" (U2) ********************** Nic was getting bitter Hardy felt the same Monica was head of household Who's the guy they blame Nic say... Will lost Will lies When the banner shows Nic cries Will spins I didn't say fat You don't need xanax, you need a Straightjacket I did disappoint you And left a bad smell in the house You wiped my pee off of the floor But you want me to wash the towels Cuz its... Too heavy Too hard To drag the basket into the yard I'm Will, and I play the game I get to Betray the others Betray the others Will... I have come to ride in copter I have come to soil the bed I have come here to play doctor Saved a pig from drowning dead I did lie too much More than a lot Took the mystery prize PB jar's all I got I'm Will And I play the game When we Met Survivors Thought their stories were lame I say Laugh with Doc Evil Laugh at them all Laugh with Doc Evil Laugh at them all With my thing for shaving How come my hair's so tall And I won't be moving on To Julie Chen Til all of you are gone Will's bad Will's good Will lies I had to do what I could Will wins Over ***holes Hardys Nicoles Will wins Cause I played the game I got to Betray the others Betray the others Will... Will...
Donut Saturday, September 15, 2001 - 09:30 am Sung to that old overused favorite THE FLINSTONES (which i am} watching right now) When your name's Will Kirby and you are lactose intolerant You should not eat ice cream} Unless you want to hear your stomach grunt. Now here comes a really foul breeze from the courtesy of some swiss cheese When you're with Will Kirby have a really, really fun time You've got the runs time you'll have a poopy time!
Donut Saturday, September 15, 2001 - 09:20 pm sung with deep admiration to the tune of ALLISON by elvis costello well its so strange to not be seeing you after so long girl and the way you look is off the hook and we are all impressed We've heard the words you've spoken all this time and think you're just the best Monica I know this world is thrilled by you oh Monica your aim is true
Donut Saturday, September 15, 2001 - 10:56 pm sung to her favorite artist's song BEN Mon, the BB Fans need look no more you're the winner we were looking for girl, you really had it awwwnn and we're so sad you're gone we think you shoulda won we have a friend in Mon
Weinermr Wednesday, September 19, 2001 - 10:20 pm Layla (by Eric Clapton and Jim Gordon) as sung by Will Kirby (Derek and the Dominoes version) What'll you do when you get angry And nobody's scheming by your side? You've been brushing and scrubbing much too long. You know it's just your foolish pride. Shannon, you've got men on their knees. Shannon, I'm begging, darling please. Shannon, darling won't you ease my Evil mind. I tried to give you consolation When your young Jim had let you down. Like a fool, I fell in love with you, Turned Big Brother upside down. Shannon, you've got men on their knees. Shannon, I'm begging, darling please. Shannon, darling won't you ease my Evil mind. Let's make the best of the situation Before I drive Nicole insane. Please don't say we'll never find a way And tell me Chilltown's in vain. Shannon, you've got men on their knees. Shannon, I'm begging, darling please. Shannon, darling won't you ease my Evil mind. Shannon, you've got men on their knees. Shannon, I'm begging, darling please. Shannon, darling won't you ease my Evil mind.
Donut Monday, September 24, 2001 - 07:42 pm just couldnt bear to see these guys leave and they were the last thread at the end of the page doomed for disappearance.. oh no, i guess i will add one while i am here: sung to: Theres a place for us (from West side story) (sung by will and shannon) Theres a part for us somewhere a part for us I'll show money (W) and I'll show skin (S) film directors will call us in someday, somewhere i'll find a soap that wants hairless (W) I'll find a film that wants rearless (S) someday there'll be fame for us we'll make a name for us tho we didnt get publicity and mike upstaged us down on his knee someday somewhere They'll all love me cuz i'm funny (W) I just love you for the money (S) someday, somewhere, sometime!
Donut Thursday, September 27, 2001 - 10:35 pm sung to MELLOW YELLOW We're just mad about Will's shirt and Will's shirt's mad about us we're just mad about Will's shirt and Will's shirt's causing a fuss Is Will's shirt Peach or Yellow Quite rightly Is Will's shirt Peach or Yellow or just unsightly?
Weinermr Tuesday, October 02, 2001 - 03:53 pm The Mary Tyler Moore Show theme Who can turn the world on with his grin? Who can take a nothing House, and suddenly make sure he's going to win? Well it's you Will, and you should know it With each smirk to every other houseguest you show it Lies are all around, no need to waste them You can have the bucks, why don't you take them You're gonna win it after all You're gonna win it after all How will you make it on your own? This world is awfully big, boy this time you're not alone 'Cause it's Shannon you started loving It's time you let someone else do some groveling Lies are all around, no need to waste them You can have the bucks, why don't you take them You're gonna win it after all You're gonna win it after all
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