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Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 9:26 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
I hope everyone is ready for a great season of Big Brother. A couple years ago, I got hooked on the song parodies that were being done about the houseguests and the house, itself. If you feel inspired, write one and add to the folder here.

Here's my first one of the new season. It's based on She Bangs, by Ricky Martin. I don't dislike the whole voting process, I just think all this works with the song.


Asking me, want me to say
Who has to go and who gets to stay
We take their poll and then
They'll still have their way, like we're dumb…Yeah baby

What we see, surely a sign
They're playin' games like their James inside
We're pickin' all
Then we only pick part,
I feel dumb…Yeah baby

Well don't be a schmuck
Let's show some pride
We all can rock this show alive
Hey, we can get their goat,
Do a write in vote
Well, let's take a poll,
To get rid of the whole...

Shebang, shebang
Oh baby, it's moot,
It's moot
It's so crazy 'cause we
Think that we matter
But we don't you will see
Just look at this show's history

Shebang, shebang
It's wasted time the way
We vote, We vote
How we ever took the time
Just reminds me
The producer's got one thing
On his mind

Talk to me, tell me the names
We're all just pawns in this crazy game
We need to be watching the
Feeds, to the guests
Yeah baby

Walk with me, tell me the news
Who did we pick and who
Do you choose
We'll watch until they all
Go home,
Then it's gone…Yeah baby

Well then it looks like Will
Will get inside
And Kaysar's got a lock for life
But then there's
Much worse thing's I could face
Spendin' the summer with
Boogie and Jase

Shebang, shebang
It's wasted time the way
We vote, We vote
How we ever took the time
Just reminds me
The producer's got one thing
On his mind

Man, if Bunky's luck
Gets him inside
He's gonna rock this house with cries
And Ivette, she will shout,
Till they knock her out
She walks when she talks,
And she talks when she walks

Shebang, shebang
It's wasted time the way
We vote, We vote
How we ever took the time
Just reminds me
The producer's got one thing
On his mind

Buffy
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07-13-2005

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 9:38 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Buffy a private message Print Post    
EXCELLENT! STANDING O. WISH I KNEW HOW TO DO THOSE CUTE CLAPPING HANDS EMOTICONS.

Nino
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09-20-2004

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 10:15 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nino a private message Print Post    
I loved it, Darrell Lynn!!!

Watcher
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09-19-2000

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 11:23 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Watcher a private message Print Post    
lol Darrell...loved it, too!!!

cheers!!!

Needmylifeback
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08-14-2000

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 11:28 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Needmylifeback a private message Print Post    
YEAH SONG PARODIES 2006! WHOOO HOOO ... I'll put on my thinking cap!

Mameblanche
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08-24-2002

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 8:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mameblanche a private message Print Post    


Buffy
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07-13-2005

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 11:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Buffy a private message Print Post    
Mameblanche, you are the coolest.

Aabeepbeep
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01-27-2006

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 11:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Aabeepbeep a private message Print Post    
AWESOME DARRELLH!!!

<wondering if I am the only one hearing William Hung in my head...>

Buffy
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07-13-2005

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 11:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Buffy a private message Print Post    
No, Aabeepbeep, you are most certainly not the only one!!!! LOL

Landi
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07-29-2002

Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 7:27 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Landi a private message Print Post    
my brother is the most awesomest brother in the whole wide world! good job darrell!

Mamie316
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07-08-2003

Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 7:32 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamie316 a private message Print Post    
I don't care who you are, that's funny!

Vacanick
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07-12-2004

Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 8:10 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vacanick a private message Print Post    
Love it Darrell!!

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Vee
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02-23-2004

Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 8:16 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
Yay! Off to great start, Darrell!

Buffy
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07-13-2005

Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 11:18 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Buffy a private message Print Post    
Landi and Darell are sibs????? Or am I being dumb?

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 12:17 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Cyber sibs, Buffy. Thanks for the encouragement, everyone!

I thought I'd try to write a song for some of the Hamsters' plea to get voted in the house. This is Cowboy's plea. It's based on Holding Out For A Hero, by Bonnie Tyler.


Where have all the horsemen gone
And why are just two here?
Won't they do the right thing
And let me win this year?
It would be a great night, for all the world to see
Stay up late, toss and turn and dream of what I'll be...

I'll be a hero
I'm trying to be a hero for my son and my wife
I know what went wrong
And I know I can last
And I know that I'll be set for life
I'll be the hero
I won't wake up screaming in the midst of the night
'Cause my heart is pure
And I'm doing what's good
They're gonna know what's wrong from what's right

You'll watch us in late night
Yes, my buddy Jase and me
Sometime during all of this
They'll give it all to me, you'll see
I'll be the last to leave and step out on the street
I'm gonna be a superman, won't that be really neat?

I'll be a hero
I'm trying to be a hero for my son and my wife
I know what went wrong
And I know I can last
And I know that I'll be set for life
I'll be the hero
I won't wake up screaming in the midst of the night
'Cause I won't go streak
And I won't model hats
They're gonna know what's wrong from what's right

Out there they'll start producing my TV show
Out where the people'll get to see
I just know that you'll be out here 'a
Watching me

I got teeth fixed for this chance to be
On TV North and South
I got no money left
My winnings' in my mouth

I'll be a hero
I'm trying to be a hero for my son and my wife
I know what went wrong
And I know I can last
And I know that I'll be set for life
I'll be the hero
I won't wake up screaming in the midst of the night
'Cause my heart is pure
And I'm doing what's good
They're gonna know what's wrong from what's right


Buffy
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07-13-2005

Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 12:33 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Buffy a private message Print Post    
Another goodie!

Cyber sibbbbbbbbbs!!!!!!!!! I get it.

Do you get cyber birthday presents and cyber punches in the stomach??? lol

Donut
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07-31-2001

Sunday, July 02, 2006 - 12:27 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Donut a private message Print Post    
I should be asleep, so this is pretty poor late nite rambling, but who can resist writing a song parody? BTW Darryl, excellent start!! and Mame, love that pic!

This Old Man

That old man Arnie's trash
He just wants to get our cash
with a vote vote he just want to
throw us all a bone, but all
our faves will soon go home

That old man, he's so slick
but he doesn't give a lick
all our vote votes wont matter
he will pick the slots
all we'll get to pick is snot.

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 9:32 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Yay! Nice start, Donut!

Bblovergirl
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07-07-2005

Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 10:57 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Bblovergirl a private message Print Post    
I'm throwing in my 2 cents and giving this a try. To the song "Wake Me Up, When September Ends" by Greenday

Summer has come at last,
We get to see BB cast,
Wake me up, when the feeds are on,
Wake me up, when Allison is gone.

Six years have come and past,
The innocent could never last,
Wake me up, when BB comes on,
Wake me up, when Janelle's a pawn.

Like my brothers come and gone,
Dr. Will is never wrong,
Wake me up, when September ends,
Wake me up, when the winner pretends.

Summer has come at last,
We get to see HGs from past,
Wake me up, when Howie sins,
Wake me up, when Kaysar wins.

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 12:11 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Nice one, BBlovergirl!

This is taken from Right Back To Where We Started From, by Maxine Nightingale


Ooo and it's tonight and it's comin' on
They're gonna get right back to where it started from
Some are good, some can be wrong
They want to get right back to where they started from

Oh-ohhhhh
Do you remember it when
(Remember when)
When you first saw the Chen
We said what happened to her face
And then we heard words
(Then we heard words)
All the nasty things they'd say
When they'd get into that diary place

Ooo and it's tonight and it's comin' on
They're gonna get right back to where it started from
Some are good, some can be wrong
They want to get right back to where they started from

A show like ours
(A show like ours)
Will never fade away
As long as we enjoy the fun
Didn't need a shove
(No, not a shove)
I just can't stay away
I know that it's the only one

Ooo and it's tonight and it's comin' on
They're gonna get right back to where it started from
Some are good, some can be wrong
They want to get right back to where they started from...


Vee
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02-23-2004

Friday, July 07, 2006 - 9:34 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vee a private message Print Post    
Wake me up, when Allison is gone..., Bblovergirl!

I found it, Darrell. Gosh, I need a map to this place anymore.

It's always interesting to see BB through a parodist's eyes. Thanks to you all!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Friday, July 07, 2006 - 12:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
This is a parody of the old song, Fascination.


It was nominations, first show,
And it may have ended, right there,
at the start,
Say goodbye, Danielle,
Oh, she's gonna yell,
And they nominate Alison for her part, too.

It was fascinating, this show,
Seeing them begin with their own sneak attack,
When they tried to get Janelle and Jase,
How would they know,
They would get stabbed in the back.

Now it's fascinating to watch,
Seeing them both try to make deals with the cast,
They both tried to plot and it reversed,
It got them,
Fascination, it won't last.


Kappy
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06-29-2002

Friday, July 07, 2006 - 12:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kappy a private message Print Post    
I'm just waiting for Mike boogie to be gone and then . . . . . . .

Hit the road, Mike
and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more!
Hit the road, Mike
and don't you come back NO MORE!

(What you say?!)
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Freckledgrl
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08-27-2003

Friday, July 07, 2006 - 1:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Freckledgrl a private message Print Post    
I'm an oldie who just had to pop in and say awesome job on the parodies everyone! This was always one of my favorite threads and of course, Darrel had to grace us with a Cowboy song..lol. Mandana love forever!

Darrellh
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07-21-2004

Friday, July 07, 2006 - 1:05 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Darrellh a private message Print Post    
Freckledgrl!!!! How are you?!?