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Mummy35332
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09-09-2005

Friday, September 09, 2011 - 4:00 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mummy35332 a private message Print Post    
Dani and Kalia threaten to sue CBS and walk out of the jury house because of the lack of food in the house. BB continued to restock the evicted HG's even while Dani and Kalia continued to lose weight. Mutiny was close at hand. In a desparate move to control food costs and keep people in the jury house, BB put Brendon on slop.

Rn2b
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08-12-2011

Friday, September 09, 2011 - 4:09 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Rn2b a private message Print Post    
Kalia is crying over the gallbladder incident and Dani is trying to tell her that at least she got 1,000 dollars.

Uh oh, feed 3 has Shelly hiding the ping-pong balls. The lounger is still stuck to her back so she is having trouble maneuvering.

Mamapors
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07-29-2004

Friday, September 09, 2011 - 4:42 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamapors a private message Print Post    
LMAO!! How can I top these!

Keldogg
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08-12-2005

Friday, September 09, 2011 - 4:52 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Keldogg a private message Print Post    
It's cocktail hour at the BB house...see if you can guess who's drinking what:







Pippin04
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10-26-2007

Friday, September 09, 2011 - 5:00 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Pippin04 a private message Print Post    
Brendon suddenly realizes he loves Dani and the two decide to marry. Shelly gives them her ring as an engagement gift. All are thrilled as they marry in the jury house. Jeff officiates, kalia is maid of honour and Shelly is best man. Rachel arrives with a 500K cheque B*****s and all live happily ever after......for a week.



sorry.

Lilacwine
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08-28-2011

Friday, September 09, 2011 - 5:12 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lilacwine a private message Print Post    
Brendon starts getting mad because Jordan and Jeff are together. Since he cannot frolic with Jeff he gets mad at Rachel and asks for a camera to record his lectures for her so he can play them when they are reunited.
Brandon starts rambling that Rachel will probably only win 500k and if he'd been in the house..he'd have won that.... the money from Pandora's box... America's choice and a special Brandon is the greatest double of all your prize earnings created because he is just so great.

Mamapors
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07-29-2004

Friday, September 09, 2011 - 10:15 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamapors a private message Print Post    
Jeff and Jordan climb into bed and snuggle for the first time in 3 months. BUT NO :-)

Keldogg
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08-12-2005

Friday, September 09, 2011 - 10:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Keldogg a private message Print Post    
why is b o o g e r a bad word?

Keldogg
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08-12-2005

Friday, September 09, 2011 - 10:23 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Keldogg a private message Print Post    
Jordan has arrived at the Jury House. Shelly and Jeff get into a knockdown, dragout over who gets to her first. Jordan gives Shelly a right hook and knocks Shelly out.

Mummy35332
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09-09-2005

Friday, September 09, 2011 - 11:33 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mummy35332 a private message Print Post    
Brendon is now having fits for being put on slop. No one seems to care.

Brendon threatens to leave the jury house. No one seems to care.

Brendon wanders away, muttering something about slot machines, Vegas, buggers, and craps. No one seems to care.

Rn2b
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08-12-2011

Friday, September 09, 2011 - 11:43 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Rn2b a private message Print Post    
Shelly is sleeping on the lounger - guess she's still stuck to it from sunbathing.

Kalia and Dani are outside talking about a possible twist that might get them back in the house. I guess someone from CBS at the jury house told them to expect the unexpected, so Kalia is under the impression that she'll receive a "golden key" to reenter the house. She is trying to convince Dani that she will get back in and take Adam out of the game. Kalia is now thinking the jury house might actually be the house for the winners, whereas the BB compound just holds the F2 who just vote. They're trying to figure out if it's a final 2 and what happens in a tie or if the game ends at 3 to determine a winner from the people in the jury house. Hard to follow, lots of whispering.

Brendon and Jeff are inside talking about their girl's breast implants. Jordon is asleep from her trip to the house.

Mummy35332
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09-09-2005

Saturday, September 10, 2011 - 2:28 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mummy35332 a private message Print Post    
Brendon found by the police, several miles from the jury house. He is still muttering incoherently while ducking into the vegetation to deficate. "Dang that Porche. BB gave me the spiked muscle milk."

There is a slow speed foot chase, while Brendon is in a solid white running suit, that lasts for hours to get him back to the Jury house. Brendon claims he planned to surrender through out the chase.

Brendon is returned to jury house against his will, but he has other plans. No one noticed that he was gone. He doesn't know why he wasn't missed. He try's to explain it to the others. But since he wasn't missed most don't get it.

On the next episode.....Of the brash and not attractive.

Will Brendon enlist Jeff to follow his breakout plans? Will Dani finally realize what has been going on and want to break away with Brendon while secretly wanting his love child? Will Kalia join Brendon hoping that he leads her to more food? Will Dani and Kalia join forces again and join the Brendon breakout alliance?

Stay tuned for the next episode to find out if Jordan finds the jury house empty and nearly escapes Shelly trying to put her in a bio decamination chamber before decopaging her to the wall as a keepsake.

Also, what part will E-bay play?

Rosie
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11-12-2003

Saturday, September 10, 2011 - 11:14 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Rosie a private message Print Post    
Teacuppy, I love this one!

Shelly is still writing sentences!

Lorry
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08-05-2007

Saturday, September 10, 2011 - 12:54 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lorry a private message Print Post    
Danielle just found out Evel Dick is not her biological father, but the product of the sperm of a "shoeless clown".

Mamapors
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07-29-2004

Saturday, September 10, 2011 - 1:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamapors a private message Print Post    
Kalia is doing research on Spotted Cows trying to find out if they can indeed change their spots.

Sunshyne4u
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06-16-2003

Saturday, September 10, 2011 - 5:51 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sunshyne4u a private message Print Post    
this reminds me of one of those STory threads, you know, where everyone adds one or two lines to a completely fabricated story.

They are so funny. I'm sure we had one here before at TVCH

Mummy35332
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09-09-2005

Sunday, September 11, 2011 - 3:26 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mummy35332 a private message Print Post    
Brendon is quiet as he contemplates why no one missed him. He wanders into the kitchen crying and finds Shelly scrubbing the counter tops complaining about the rod in her back and that is why she couldn't do the comps. Shelly consoles Brendon with the excuse that he wandered away so late at night she didn't know.

Shelly keeps Brendon talking and going over everything for the next few hours. She teaches him how to smoke while Jeff prepares slop delicacies for Brendon (the beginning of the cigarette/slop diet plan that Shelly will later market). Jeff is just glad he doesn't have to babysit Brendon right now. So Jeff goes off for some much needed alone time to swim when Brendon finally declares that he is full. Dani and Kalia oggle him while whispering...

Dani and Kalia plot their own escape. They both run to the nearest fast food place.

Meanwhile Jordan arrives in the jury house. Shelly wants to make sure she is clean and uses hand sanitizer all over her body and Jordan screams for Jeff to come help her. In swoops Jeff to save his fair maiden. Brendon takes offense because he too is protecting Shelly, the only person who would talk to him after his escape attempt.

Dani and Kalia are found eating at a local Wendy's. They are recaptured and returned to the house. A quick thinking Wendy's emplyoee, puts the remains of their dinner on E-Bay.

Jeff whispers to Jordan.....We are still the vets team we have to get Brendon off the Shelly kool-aid. His escape idea is a good one. Jordan says: I dunno.

After Dani and Kalia's unsuccessful breakout attempt, they are back at the house contemplating joining forces with Brendon. Joining in more ways than one.

CBS, gives them 100 lbs of meat to BBQ and allows all the HG's to eat, even Brendon, who they give a one day slop pass. Kalia once again gives in and eats meat.

Brendon is rejuvinated, and calls a house meeting to talk to all of them about an escape plan. No one can agree about how to do it. Jordan strokes her hair.

Dani is in, but wants to to it her way.
Kalia in and wants to do it Dani's way.
Jeff is in but has another plan.
Jordan agrees, but gazes away with a 'what?' expression.
Shelly is off screen and either cleaning or sleeping.

What will the jury house do?
When will we know?
Does Jordan's epiphany change everything?

Rosie
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11-12-2003

Tuesday, September 13, 2011 - 9:49 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Rosie a private message Print Post    
A fight has broken out in the house.

Veganking
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07-24-2009

Wednesday, September 14, 2011 - 3:29 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Veganking a private message Print Post    
The six jurors pose with their art here:
http://www.cbs.com/shows/big_brother/photos/64068/jury-art-giveaway-/64041