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Rosem4243
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06-27-2005

Sunday, August 16, 2009 - 9:45 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Rosem4243 a private message Print Post    
This JOKE from Rieann had me LMAO!!!

"Rieann
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08-26-2006

Saturday, August 15, 2009 - 7:23 pm
They are planning a shrine. Lydia saved the cork from the bottle of wine they drank the night Jessie left to use as the centerpiece. She held the cork saying how it reminded her so much of her little Jessie."

Ha ha ha hahahhahaha!!!!!

Beekindpleez
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07-18-2006

Sunday, August 16, 2009 - 1:45 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Beekindpleez a private message Print Post    
Alisons
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01-10-2003

Sunday, August 16, 2009 - 1:44 pm
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It's too bad that Natalie didn't have exactly the opposite ratio of lies to showers. She should have showered three times as often and lied only 1/3 of the times that she actually lied.

Gemma120in2002
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07-05-2003

Sunday, August 16, 2009 - 1:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Gemma120in2002 a private message Print Post    
What555456
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06-14-2005

Sunday, August 16, 2009 - 1:57 pm Well, if nothing else, Chima has overwhelmed Jessie as the most talked about, controversial and disliked member of this year's cast.

Jessie -- The Man. The Myth. The Footnote
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OMG! I couldn't wait to get this here! Too Funny!

Gemma120in2002
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07-05-2003

Sunday, August 16, 2009 - 2:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Gemma120in2002 a private message Print Post    
Sanfranjoshfan! You are too funny and so right about Jessie! ( I snipped out part of the post to get to this)
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Sanfranjoshfan
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09-17-2000

Sunday, August 16, 2009 - 12:15 pm

"It was sad that he (Jessie) couldn't say which one he hoped would win because he said he didn't care."


If Jessie's grandmother's home caught fire and he was being interviewed by reporters on the street with granny's home in blazes behind him, and if the reporter asked him how he was feeling, he'd probably pull up his shirt and make a comment on how well the firelight highlights his abs.

Beekindpleez
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07-18-2006

Sunday, August 16, 2009 - 9:41 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Beekindpleez a private message Print Post    
Seamonkey
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09-07-2000

Sunday, August 16, 2009 - 9:33 pm
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Downsstairs: hardcore game play.

Upstairs: menstrual cramps.

Leafsweetie
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06-29-2005

Tuesday, August 18, 2009 - 6:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Leafsweetie a private message Print Post    
Rslover in Aug 18 Episode thread:

Tuesday, August 18, 2009 - 6:56 pm
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Nat smells the money... and we smell her.

Beekindpleez
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07-18-2006

Wednesday, August 19, 2009 - 7:23 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Beekindpleez a private message Print Post    
Denirob
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08-17-2006

Wednesday, August 19, 2009 - 7:20 pm
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Jordan and Jeff are of the same mind. I wonder which one is using it tonight?

Wink
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10-06-2000

Monday, August 31, 2009 - 9:58 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Wink a private message Print Post    
Mindeegap

Monday, August 31, 2009 - 8:18 am
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Jordan's awake but still in bed next to Jeff.
She's smiling at the voices in her head.

Michelle's also smiling at hers. Only every now and then Michelle actually says something to hers.

Rosem4243
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06-27-2005

Monday, August 31, 2009 - 4:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Rosem4243 a private message Print Post    
Chippy
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08-16-2007

Monday, August 31, 2009 - 4:15 pm
Holy guacomole, batman!

I just figured JJ all out.

It's not a romance.
It's not a shomance.
It's a D'OHmance.

Rosem4243
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06-27-2005

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Keldogg
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08-12-2005

Monday, August 31, 2009 - 4:16 pm
I know CBS won't allow banners, but how about we have a plane dump a load of locusts in the backyard?

Wink
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10-06-2000

Monday, August 31, 2009 - 9:43 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Wink a private message Print Post    
Monday, August 31, 2009 - 9:11 pm
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WAs it just me or did Nat choke up for a few seconds there.


Mindeegap
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07-20-2009

Monday, August 31, 2009 - 9:13 pm
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Kappy, I think it was a gummie bear that she had been hoarding in her jowel. It came loose and almost choked her.

Rosem4243
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06-27-2005

Tuesday, September 01, 2009 - 6:23 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Rosem4243 a private message Print Post    
This exchange made me laugh out loud at work. (people are staring at me).

Carry09
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08-04-2009

Monday, August 31, 2009 - 9:12 pm
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C1mag....you nailed it on the head...tell jo nat said she is fat and is over. lol


C1mag
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07-12-2005

Monday, August 31, 2009 - 9:12 pm
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Theres a banner. Jo Nat said u fat

Llrpurch
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07-12-2006

Tuesday, September 01, 2009 - 7:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Llrpurch a private message Print Post    
Ok, I didn't know where to put this so I'm hoping it's ok to put it here even though it's not from a TVCH member...it's from Cher...from the movie Witches of Eastwick. And it just so completely describes every impression I have of Natalie that I just had to put it somewhere on here. (I did swap two words and delete one...)

"You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome personality characteristic and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell.
You're not even interesting enough to make me sick."

God I love that line!

Wink
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10-06-2000

Thursday, September 03, 2009 - 1:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Wink a private message Print Post    
C1Mag

Thursday, September 03, 2009 - 12:37 am
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Call me crazy but the way Kevin walks I think Natalie has impregnated him with one of her pod people. He waddles.

Beekindpleez
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07-18-2006

Thursday, September 03, 2009 - 6:39 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Beekindpleez a private message Print Post    
Mary1971
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07-28-2009

Thursday, September 03, 2009 - 6:37 pm
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Delurker-Thank you. I do feel very very sad. I might take up smoking to bring me closer to Jeff. He gone.

Rosem4243
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06-27-2005

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Beekindpleez
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07-18-2006

Saturday, September 05, 2009 - 12:46 am
12...they have a big test in Tampon 101 tomorrow. They had to study up for it tonight.

Keldogg
Member

08-12-2005

Saturday, September 05, 2009 - 12:47 am
Bee, is that what they call cramming?

Luvbbplayers
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07-14-2006

Tuesday, September 08, 2009 - 5:13 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Luvbbplayers a private message Print Post    
Best ever for me: from GoddessatLaw:
}No tweets. No tweeting, no twits, no twatting, no twattage unless I'm the one doing it, no twicks, nothing. No. Nada. Zilch. Zippo.

Earthmother
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07-14-2002

Tuesday, September 08, 2009 - 5:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Earthmother a private message Print Post    
ha ha GAL...that sounds like me when my kids say "why don't you get a twitter account", I'm like "are you on crack, I don't even turn my cell phone on unless I'm calling someone. Why would I want anyone to know where I am and what I'm doing? I hide from people, because if they need to find me that bad I can bet my life it isn't so they can offer to do something for ME"..

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Tuesday, September 08, 2009 - 5:38 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
Seriously, EM, what is so hard to understand about "leave me alone?" It is so hard to find peace and quiet these days.

Lexie_girl
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07-30-2004

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Sanfranjoshfan
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09-17-2000

Wednesday, September 09, 2009 - 1:49 pm
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ED, Boogie, and Danielle - Wow, a triple pukefest for Thursday's show!

They should have included a barf bag in the TV Guide...

Juju2bigdog
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10-27-2000

Sunday, September 13, 2009 - 12:45 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Juju2bigdog a private message Print Post    
Caprica - Saturday, September 12, 2009 - 7:08 am

quote:

... Jordan also played some what strategically but I don't think it was on purpose.



From the jury votes thread.

Good one, Caprica!

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 - 4:36 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
Let me preface this by saying I got up way early in order to check in on the overnight Board celebration. I was trying as hard as I could to be quiet so Colossus could sleep in (our bedroom is right above the den - I'd navigated squeaky stairs, excited kitties "she's UP," closed doors quietly, and arranged myself in my chair with my laptop all without hearing a noise from upstairs).

And then, when I had a mouth full of orange juice and kitties peacefully lounging around my feet, I came across THIS from Mindeegap regarding the post-finale interviews:

"Evil Dick sounds like the exorcist working at a drive through. Is it just me??"

Picture a seizure, featuring with me trying to run out of the den to the deck with the laptop in my hands, through several doors, cats scattering in every direction, and spewing orange juice on every obstacle I encountered.

Suffice it to say Colossus is up now.

Mindeegap, that is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

Teachmichigan
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07-22-2001

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 - 6:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Teachmichigan a private message Print Post    
And that is one of the funniest descriptions I've ever read! :-)