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Lexie_girl
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07-30-2004

Friday, July 10, 2009 - 2:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lexie_girl a private message Print Post    
I knew we were missing something... we are almost 24 hours into BB and we don't have a thread for posting TVCH'ers funny and witty quotes.

(My dearest Mods, I couldn't remember the "correct" title for this thread - in case it needs to be changed.)

Gemma120in2002
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07-05-2003

Saturday, July 11, 2009 - 3:52 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Gemma120in2002 a private message Print Post    
Last night on big brother after dark, Braden, Casey, Kevin, Michelle, and Natalie were in the kitchen. Casey said something about not knowing if Natalie was under the blankets or if it was just the blankets on the bed because she's so tiny. Braden looked at Natalie and said he wanted to jump on her but he didn't because he thought he might smash her. Natalie said "you're probably right! You would have." Then Braden said "You looked so comfortable, so sweet in there like a little butterfly in it's concoction (he's wrapping his arms around himself flirting with her, and Kevin's eyebrow arches and he gets a look on his face like he can't believe this) Casey says "Concoction?" Braden says "Concoction. Concopia." Casey says "Cocoon." Braden says "Cocoon?" Kevin's other eyebrow flies up to join the first eyebrow and he starts to look from Casey to Braden with big eyes and disbelief! I was rolling! Casey said "Yeah, like the movie cocoon. They filmed it in South Florida.".... Michelle and Natalie looked at each other and that was it. Pure poetry!

Lexie_girl
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07-30-2004

Saturday, July 11, 2009 - 4:51 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lexie_girl a private message Print Post    
In the Quick Q&A thread



Sanfranjoshfan
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09-17-2000

Saturday, July 11, 2009 - 12:45 pm
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"Did Jessie get a chin implant?"

That's just a ballooning ego aneurysm.

Cindylou
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07-11-2002

Thursday, July 16, 2009 - 3:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Cindylou a private message Print Post    
From Lajonesin:

03-22-2008

Thursday, July 16, 2009 - 3:20 pm
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Yea he did Bo, but Dr. Will had charm and Ronnie had his removed at birth, I believe.

Beekindpleez
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07-18-2006

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Rosem4243
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06-27-2005

Thursday, July 16, 2009 - 7:32 pm
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Ronnie is playing the video game version of Big Brother.

He's using up his life points way too fast. Soon it will be 'Game Over'.

Kia43
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07-14-2009

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Keldogg
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08-12-2005

Thursday, July 16, 2009 - 11:39 pm

If Jeff saved a baby kitten, Chima would accuse him of animal abuse.

Panda
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07-15-2005

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Kswheels
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06-30-2005

Thursday, July 16, 2009 - 10:57 pm
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"More inept to connect with guys."

Don't use words, Jesse. They aren't your friend.

Kidsatm
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07-08-2005

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Chere
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08-10-2005

Friday, July 17, 2009 - 11:52 am
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If the aths lose the have/have not comp at least we'll get to see an angry, pissed off Jeff his last week in the house. An angry, pissed off Jeff is a sexy beast. It's all about the silver lining here.

Teachmichigan
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07-22-2001

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Catfat
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02-27-2002

Thursday, July 16, 2009 - 9:59 pm
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I think Jesse and Russell are going to try and eliminate all the players who are taller than they are.
Which is everyone.

Lexie_girl
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07-30-2004

Monday, July 20, 2009 - 2:56 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lexie_girl a private message Print Post    
Boberg
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10-04-2002

Monday, July 20, 2009 - 2:46 pm
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Can u imagine the non stop talking and pleading he'll be doing, if someone noms him lol.

Can u imagine the non stop hooping and hollering that will be going on in here if someone noms him...lol

Panda
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07-15-2005

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Lurknomore
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07-07-2001

Monday, July 20, 2009 - 3:03 pm
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LOL wonder if the DR people draw short straws to see who has to talk to Ronnie???!

Panda
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07-15-2005

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Rosem4243
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06-27-2005

Monday, July 20, 2009 - 5:24 pm
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I suddenly realized why Ronnie is such a fan of Legally Blonde.

It's about a gal who seems really dumb, but she turns out to be super smart and fools everyone.

I think Ronnie sees himself as THAT GIRL. Yes, he's that delusional.

Kia43
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07-14-2009

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Angelicfairies2
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Jordan is so freaking cute I can't stand it. She is such a fresh of breath air!

Bbfreak
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07-06-2009

Tuesday, July 21, 2009 - 9:50 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Bbfreak a private message Print Post    
Monday July 20, 2009 4:17 Pm
In the Jeff Fan Club Thread:

Mak1: "Oh By Yummy, you all know that I meant he is like an adorable person right?

AND RSLOVER Replies with a "Yummy in my tummy" picture
<sorry I can't figure out how to re post it>
On Monday July 20, 2009 at 4:47pm

"Ugh yeah we know what YOU MEANT....ON MY TUMMY,ON MY FACE,ON THE BED,ON The FLOOR...."


That gave me giggles for hours.....

Lexie_girl
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07-30-2004

Wednesday, July 22, 2009 - 10:51 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lexie_girl a private message Print Post    
In Discuss Ronnie's Game thread

Justalittlebean
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08-15-2003

Tuesday, July 21, 2009 - 8:18 pm
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Not sure if someone has already posted this.

http://tinyurl.com/ogf2ze

An interview today with Ronnie's wife. I love the first question:

Q - Is Ronnie really a teacher?

Michelle - Ronnie is a teacher. He doesn’t have a class yet but he teaches. He directed a play this past spring at the high school.

That's like saying I'm a millionaire but I just don't have the money yet.

Delurker
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08-19-2005

Saturday, July 25, 2009 - 2:30 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Delurker a private message Print Post    
Nick
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07-31-2004

Saturday, July 25, 2009 - 2:14 pm

jesse isn't smart enough to know he's dumb

Govols
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07-18-2005

Saturday, July 25, 2009 - 9:38 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Govols a private message Print Post    
Rosem4243
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06-27-2005

Saturday, July 25, 2009 - 8:43 pm
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When Ronnie talks, all I hear is Charlie Brown's teacher...

Whah Whah Whah Whah.....

Govols
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07-18-2005

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Bbnut
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06-12-2006

Saturday, July 25, 2009 - 2:53 pm
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We should invite Keesha, Renny, & Dan to come on over and have a Bash Fest! I'll open the champagne!



Delurker
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08-19-2005

Saturday, July 25, 2009 - 2:55 pm
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Hi all, I see they finally got started on the POV comp...Bbnut I would LOVE IT if Renny came here to post!! What a hoot that would be!


Bbnut
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06-12-2006

Saturday, July 25, 2009 - 2:55 pm
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We'd have to all wear hats for sure...


Delurker
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08-19-2005

Saturday, July 25, 2009 - 2:56 pm
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with sequins!!


Lajonesin
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03-22-2008

Saturday, July 25, 2009 - 2:56 pm
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And boas!

Govols
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07-18-2005

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Rosem4243
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06-27-2005

Sunday, July 26, 2009 - 2:38 pm
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When we see it on TV, they'll be music and editing, and it will look like Chima had a fabulous birthday.

The magic of television!


Snoopsmom
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02-19-2003

Sunday, July 26, 2009 - 2:39 pm
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This makes April BB6's Kmart birthday look like a black tie event.

Jushvnfn
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07-29-2006

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Calimom3 Member 07-12-2007

Monday, July 27, 2009 - 12:58 pm

When Casey goes to bed,someone should put his "peel" outside the HOH door, maybe Nat/Jessie will slip on it...

Rslover
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11-19-2002

Monday, July 27, 2009 - 6:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Rslover a private message Print Post    
Tk27

I hope Jesse makes it on WWE I've always enjoyed midget wrestling

Govols
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07-18-2005

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 - 10:12 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Govols a private message Print Post    
Shocker
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06-29-2006

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 - 7:37 pm
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Okay, I have two questions.

Why do we want Jesse gone?

and

How would it benefit us?

LOL

Jushvnfn
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07-29-2006

Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 7:01 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Jushvnfn a private message Print Post    
Monadyan
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07-19-2007
Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 4:50 am

Jessie is on the balcony playing chess with himself!!!!!
the chessmaster on the balcony.

He has a funny look on his face so I think he might be losing.

Stopthemadness
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07-15-2005

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Lajonesin
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Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 11:20 pm
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Ronnie's goodbye handshake with Casey keeps getting better and better. Before long, he will be saying Casey french kissed him and slapped his butt on the way out. All he did was shake his hand and say 'see ya Ronnie'.

That made me laugh out loud!

Panda
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07-15-2005

Friday, July 31, 2009 - 7:13 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Panda a private message Print Post    
Keldogg
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08-12-2005

Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 10:26 pm
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"Eating is his job, it's his profession"

Who is he, Joey Chestnut?