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Lori32
Member
07-04-2008
| Monday, August 03, 2009 - 2:56 pm
Your husband's cell phone dies and you cant afford a replacement.The next day your daughter gets pinkeye 3 days before school starts.The next day your husbands car window falls down on the way home from work..And yet you STILL find solace in this clubhouse... By the way,I am selling My Howard Miller Clock for $500.00 I haven't found it for less than $1000 on here anywhere.
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Dilligaf
Member
08-29-2000
| Monday, August 03, 2009 - 3:21 pm
When your five year old son walks into the living room and says..."Mommy, have you been up ALL night?".....lololol He got up to peepee at about 2:30 last night and my husband and I were both still up.....too funny BTW, we have ShowtimeAD
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Dewdrop0901
Member
08-16-2007
| Monday, August 03, 2009 - 3:27 pm
When your 6 year old wants to be on Big Brother when he grows up...
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Smokeymtns
Member
08-11-2007
| Monday, August 03, 2009 - 3:29 pm
When you have to get crumbs out of your keyboard on a daily basis instead of every now and then.....
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Gemma120in2002
Member
07-05-2003
| Monday, August 03, 2009 - 7:10 pm
When you look at your housemates(family) and start to campaign against the one who lies the most to get what he wants(your six-year-old). When you look at the other people in the house to see who looks strong enough to out-last you in an endurance (gardening) competition. Then you try to form an alliance to vote out the most dangerous "evil" one (mother/daughter-in-law) and align yourself with the strongest players. Food competitions are key! (It's who wins the race to their favorite take-out menu because I sure don't want to watch Big Brother while eating that slop they like!) Then after the live show, laying in the HOH (master bedroom) while talking about the evil ones (children) and how we're going to survive to the end of the game(college)!
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Mindeegap
Member
07-20-2009
| Monday, August 03, 2009 - 7:37 pm
LOL! Gemma! When start wearing your bathing suit and looking all wild eyed at the ceiling while you shower.
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Trekkie
Member
07-09-2005
| Thursday, August 06, 2009 - 8:24 am
You beat your kids at Monopoly so you put them on Slop for a week.
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Jcsquared
Member
07-24-2009
| Thursday, August 06, 2009 - 9:55 am
good one trekkie...i spit my coffee all over the keyboard!
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Gallaleo
Member
09-17-2006
| Thursday, August 06, 2009 - 10:18 am
omg I haven't laugh so hard for so long, and I can relate to so many of these.
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Penny
Member
07-14-2009
| Thursday, August 06, 2009 - 11:03 am
When you go about your daily household chores humming the Aretha Franklin favorite "Rescue Me".. Rescue me.. Take me in your arms Rescue me.. I want your tender charms Cuz I'm lonely & I'm blue I need you & your love too Rescue me.. as Lydia would sing to Jesse. Poor poor Lydia. What does it take for you to see the light?
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Penny
Member
07-14-2009
| Thursday, August 06, 2009 - 11:04 am
When you go about the dialy household chores humming Arehta Franklin's hit "Rescue Me" as in Lydia singing to Jesse... "Rescue me.. Oh take me in your arms Rescue me.. I want your tender charms Cuz I'm lonely & I'm blue I need you & your love too Rescue me" Poor, poor Lydia. What does it take for your to see the light?
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Penny
Member
07-14-2009
| Thursday, August 06, 2009 - 11:08 am
Sorry bout the typos. That should read daily not dialy and Aretha not Arehta... Maybe i should quit singing!!!!
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Chief
Member
08-09-2009
| Thursday, August 13, 2009 - 7:03 am
You call your teen son out and tell him that he has an alliance with YOU, after he chooses to hang out with his football team mates instead of watching BB with you! 
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Dfennessey
Member
07-25-2004
| Thursday, August 13, 2009 - 8:33 am
you start calling your friend by the Houseguests names 
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Mary1971
Member
07-28-2009
| Thursday, August 13, 2009 - 8:41 am
You start quoting "Jeffisms" to everyone Like: "Stop throwing Stones" and they look at you like you are nuts! LOL
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Trekkie
Member
07-09-2005
| Thursday, August 13, 2009 - 11:04 am
When you walk out the front door and for a split second wonder where Julie and the audience are.
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