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The TVClubHouse: Big Brother 10 ARCHIVES: Big Brother 10 - Part 7: Funny Houseguest Quotes!: Archive through August 05, 2008 users admin

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Nickovtyme
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07-29-2004

Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 7:16 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nickovtyme a private message Print Post    
C'mon, there had to be a few tonight.

Ok I'll start it.

Memphis - "I'm a chef for Alcoholics."

Pamy
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01-02-2002

Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 7:48 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Pamy a private message Print Post    
in a parrot screeching voice 'it's locked! it's looooooocked!'

almost as good as Wipeout's 'where's the poll?!'

Gurliegirl
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06-20-2006

Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 7:49 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Gurliegirl a private message Print Post    
LOL! "Where's the pole!?"

Dee
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08-08-2000

Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 8:20 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dee a private message Print Post    
I LOVED the "where's the pole?" - especially when the arrows appeared on the screen.

Lyn
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08-07-2002

Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 8:46 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lyn a private message Print Post    
That really did sound like a bird, didn't it? In small doses Renny might be fun to be around but locked up in the BB house would probably drive me crazy

Kswheels
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06-30-2005

Monday, July 14, 2008 - 12:02 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kswheels a private message Print Post    
Jerry: 25% of the people in here could kick the sh*t out of a gorilla.

Cokegirl
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03-08-2004

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 - 10:38 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Cokegirl a private message Print Post    
Michelle looking at Jessies' HOH pix-
"Is that downtown Iowa?"
LOL

Hamsterlady
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07-03-2003

Friday, July 18, 2008 - 3:41 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hamsterlady a private message Print Post    
Jessie while talking to Steven in front of Angie in the HOH room after POV competition -

"I wasn't in the loophole."

Buffy
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07-13-2005

Friday, July 18, 2008 - 5:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Buffy a private message Print Post    
Jerry: I think I get hoarse listening to Libra talk.

Charlottesmom
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01-03-2008

Friday, July 18, 2008 - 5:04 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Charlottesmom a private message Print Post    
LOL Buffy!! He is already hoarse, everytime I hear him speak, I have an urge to suck a lozenge!

Chy
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07-19-2003

Friday, July 18, 2008 - 8:16 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Chy a private message Print Post    
Buffy, I'm listening to Jer telling Libra how to eat slop w/ a pickle. When I came to your Jerry quote, I just had to LOLOL! What a belly laugh you gave me! I'm sorry I missed that when he said it! Thanks!

Bonbonlover
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07-13-2000

Saturday, July 19, 2008 - 6:22 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Bonbonlover a private message Print Post    
Steven : "How do you know today is the 14th?"
Brian : "Because yesterday was the 13th and they usually go in sequential order."
Bring Back Brian!

Beekindpleez
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07-18-2006

Saturday, July 19, 2008 - 10:34 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Beekindpleez a private message Print Post    
Top Ten Things to do when you have nothing to do all day:

10. Finding out how many colors you can paint your nails in one day.

9. Looking thru sliding glass doors at Dan playing with his balls.

8. Finding a hundred ways to prepare slop.

7. Trying to sleep thru Ollie's snoring and Keesha's laughing.

6. Wondering what Renny's gonna wear next.

5. Determining how many people it takes in the hot tub to warm it up.

4. Performing your favorite sexual positions on other Houseguests

3. Wondering where Ollie and April are.

2. Teaching Angie to knock on the bathroom door before entering.

1. Sun bathe naked.

Ezgoing
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07-18-2003

Sunday, July 20, 2008 - 1:42 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ezgoing a private message Print Post    
Jesse as HOH, to Jerry, private convo post-POV ceremony:

"I'm going out on a whim to say..."

2boysrule
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03-25-2008

Monday, July 21, 2008 - 7:02 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send 2boysrule a private message Print Post    
That is great Ezgoing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gemma120in2002
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07-05-2003

Monday, July 21, 2008 - 11:06 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Gemma120in2002 a private message Print Post    
Maybe he heard the expression while watching a Bugs Bunny cartoon. It sounds like something Elmer Fudd would say!

Oregonguy
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02-12-2006

Thursday, July 31, 2008 - 9:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Oregonguy a private message Print Post    
Julie chen: "Keesha, do you think that your HG"S underestimated you"

Keesha: "yes i do think that they UNDERESTED me"

wonder why?


Stopthemadness
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07-15-2005

Thursday, July 31, 2008 - 9:29 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Stopthemadness a private message Print Post    
I headr that too Oregon. I guess she was talking in shorthand.

Teachmichigan
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07-22-2001

Friday, August 01, 2008 - 10:10 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Teachmichigan a private message Print Post    
What about Jessie's reference to Angie's "Rationalized mind"??? That boy needs an interpreter!

Iheartkaysar
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08-16-2005

Friday, August 01, 2008 - 10:26 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Iheartkaysar a private message Print Post    
This isn't an exact quotation, but Jessie's goodbye to Angie, when he says, "I could go on and make more analogies, but you know what I'm saying."

Govols
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07-19-2005

Sunday, August 03, 2008 - 11:43 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Govols a private message Print Post    
Hypermom
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08-13-2001

Sunday, August 03, 2008 - 12:05 am
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Talking about Survivor. Ollie: I don't know, black men aren't made for the outdoors. Libra: What are you talking about? We're from Africa. lol

Betzee4
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06-23-2006

Monday, August 04, 2008 - 7:54 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Betzee4 a private message Print Post    
During Swim club...Ollie and Renny are in unison:

Dan: The First rule of swim club is...?

Ollie & Renny: Don't talk about swim club!

Dan: The Second rule of swim club is...?

Ollie & Renny: Don't talk about swim club!

Dan: And The Third rule of swim club is...?

Ollie & Renny: Don't talk about what we learn in swim club.


I love that they start each swim club this way, too cute!

Betzee4
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06-23-2006

Monday, August 04, 2008 - 11:02 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Betzee4 a private message Print Post    
After taking much ribbing tonite from Libra, April & Ollie about being "America's Player" and how much money he's making for various tasks they imagine he's doing, Dan said this in the kitchen...

Everyone sitting around in the kitchen snacking on chicken strips that Renny made and Renny is called to the DR.

Dan: Ah ha, there she goes, "America's Mother" called to the DR. She gets $1000 for every meal she cooks.

Libra: Hmm Mmmm


Betzee4
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06-23-2006

Tuesday, August 05, 2008 - 11:13 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Betzee4 a private message Print Post    
During a convo about Keesha's job at Hooters and the restaurant in general...Dan had the following to say to Keesha:

Dan: Don't take this personally, and don't be mad, but I would never take Monica there, just 'cause it would make her feel uncomfortable.

Ollie: Why would it make her uncomfortable?

Dan: Well, I wouldn't want to go to a restaurant called "C*cks!"


Govols
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07-19-2005

Tuesday, August 05, 2008 - 4:13 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Govols a private message Print Post    
Jr9209
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07-14-2007

Tuesday, August 05, 2008 - 3:36 pm
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lol Renny has to stay after swim class for making faces behind Dan's back


Rosem4243
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06-27-2005

Tuesday, August 05, 2008 - 3:38 pm
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I know, Jr..isn't that just the cutest thing!

Dan cracks me up...


Rosem4243
Member

06-27-2005

Tuesday, August 05, 2008 - 3:38 pm
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Of course she has to stay after swim class.

Where's she gonna go???

LOL!!