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Ahnicka
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08-08-2007

Tuesday, August 05, 2008 - 9:19 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ahnicka a private message Print Post    
Jessie regarding losing the golf POV challenge while on the block:

"I don't golf, I don't know, because my back is too big maybe."

Stopthemadness
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07-15-2005

Tuesday, August 05, 2008 - 9:39 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Stopthemadness a private message Print Post    
Jessie:

I am here to represent the little people.

These?


2boysrule
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03-25-2008

Tuesday, August 05, 2008 - 9:43 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send 2boysrule a private message Print Post    


Cr8ofdata
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01-13-2004

Wednesday, August 06, 2008 - 6:14 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Cr8ofdata a private message Print Post    
On last nights show, When Michelle is throwing her hissy fit over wearing the unitard and saying that everyone else got money and the trip to Hawaii and she is being made to to be a fool... Jesse says to her

You are here for $500,000 you can buy Hawaii for that!

Oregonguy
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02-12-2006

Thursday, August 07, 2008 - 9:11 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Oregonguy a private message Print Post    
julie chen "jesse do you think it's fair that some of your hg's think your arrogant"?

jesse "me and arrogance don't belong in the same sentence"

julie chen word association "jesse"

jesse "the man"

too funny


Bbnut
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06-12-2006

Friday, August 15, 2008 - 8:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Bbnut a private message Print Post    
When Keesha was telling about stepping out of the shower, naked, to get her towel...Ollie says, "they can't show that on the internet"...

Kizz
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07-26-2001

Saturday, August 16, 2008 - 7:09 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kizz a private message Print Post    
I loved when April was talking about why Keesha hates her:

"Because I'm prettier than her"

Really? That and the fact she thinks that she and Ollie are going to be all over the magazines as a famous reality couple tell me she is living on Planet April, population 1.

Wait until she finds out they are barely showing Ollie on TV at all, much less the two of them as a "Super Couple"

Govols
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07-19-2005

Monday, August 18, 2008 - 12:36 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Govols a private message Print Post    
From last nite's show:

April says they'd be really stupid if they didn't put me up on the block, hard to swallow because I am such a nice person.

Ollie says being attached to April hurts his game.

These 2 are just too wrapped up in themselves.

Danielsbabe
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08-07-2003

Monday, August 18, 2008 - 8:03 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Danielsbabe a private message Print Post    
This is my favourite thread so I figured it's time I contributed. I found this funny in the Screencaps thread:

Hukdonreality
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09-29-2003

Saturday, August 16, 2008 - 6:50 pm
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Why did Dan sign up for this game if he can't poop around strangers? Does he have some incredibly long magical colon or something and he thought he could just hold it for 3 months?

Danielsbabe
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08-07-2003

Monday, August 18, 2008 - 12:38 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Danielsbabe a private message Print Post    
Ok, big ooops on my part...my previous post should have went in the Funny Quotes by TVCH Posters. I guess this is why I rarely post LOL

Anyway, I'm pretty sure the following quote is right for this thread <crosses fingers>


Hypermom
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08-13-2001

Monday, August 18, 2008 - 12:40 am
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Memphis: Michelle is kind of nuts. She reminds me of the Aunts from the Simpsons. lmao

Zgoodgirl
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08-22-2003

Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 4:46 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Zgoodgirl a private message Print Post    
Dan, Memphis, and Keesha talking about not doing the CF show.

Memphis: Probably on vacation, in Bora Bora or something...

Keesha: Must be nice, being on vacation!

Dan: Keesha, we're on vacation.

Askme_who_ur
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08-19-2006

Monday, August 25, 2008 - 8:29 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Askme_who_ur a private message Print Post    
Dan talking to Keesha in HOH room. Reason he called Keesha and Renny in towards the last.

Dan: I don't want you and Renny thinking I am trying to catch you in a lie.

Keesha: I'm not really thinking much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRGsGCE6X7s

About the 5:00 mark

lol

Betzee4
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06-23-2006

Monday, August 25, 2008 - 9:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Betzee4 a private message Print Post    
Renny, Memphis and Dan in the kitchen eating breakfast food for dinner.

They are discussing "white" gravy (sausage gravy) and Dan says he's never had breakfast gravy but he's seen it at Bob Evans.

Memphis says, Bob Evans, that's sh*t!

Renny says, what's Bob Evans?

Dan thinks and finally says, it's like a sit down breakfast place for old people.


(Hmmmm, I used to love the Bob Evans gravy and bisquits, till they closed up the one here.)

Tntitanfan
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08-03-2001

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 - 5:48 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tntitanfan a private message Print Post    
There is one in the Opryland area, but the food is AWFUL!

Around here sausage gravy is also called milk gravy and/or sawmill gravy!

Cheekychops
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08-12-2005

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 - 6:35 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Cheekychops a private message Print Post    
Last night on BBAD:

Renny: If I wasn't married Dan, I'd break you in.

Govols
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07-19-2005

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 - 10:05 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Govols a private message Print Post    
Panda
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07-15-2005

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 - 8:21 pm
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LOL @ Renny about Dan picking out the nail polish: Don't make this like the POV meeting, just pick it...

Stopthemadness
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07-15-2005

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 - 11:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Stopthemadness a private message Print Post    
The Rennygades talking about Jerry avenging April's evection when Memphis says "If I am evected next week, please no one avenge me"
Thought that was funny.