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Archive through April 02, 2007

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Roxip
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01-29-2004

Tuesday, March 06, 2007 - 8:17 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Roxip a private message Print Post    
Yes, made even funnier by the fact that earlier in the show the Guidos were going "Where are Rob and Amber," "Where are Rob and Amber." Why are you so obsessed about them?

Jimmer
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08-30-2000

Wednesday, March 07, 2007 - 9:48 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Jimmer a private message Print Post    
Oswald to Danny:

"Be the fish! Become the fish!"

Nickovtyme
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07-29-2004

Sunday, March 11, 2007 - 7:53 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nickovtyme a private message Print Post    
Cha-Cha to Phil: "can you come with us?"

to which Phil replied, "That'd be a different reality show."

Best quote of the night came from my wife as Rob and Amber finished last:

"God that's awesome."

I love that woman.

Seamonkey
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09-07-2000

Sunday, March 11, 2007 - 9:41 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Seamonkey a private message Print Post    
Thanks Jimmer, that was one quote I couldn't remember but loved.. Become the fish.

Phil to Danny and Oswald was too funny!

Knightpatti
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12-06-2001

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 - 12:55 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Knightpatti a private message Print Post    
Mirma "I have to compensate for all our short comings."

Seamonkey
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09-07-2000

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 1:23 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Seamonkey a private message Print Post    
(none of these will ever compete with "Swing, you fat b#stard, swing!" or Charla running around flailing her arms and shouting "I've been electocuted! I've been electrocuted!" I saw that one in Las Vegas, watching with Pamy, Mocha, Granny, Weinermr, Lance and was Reiki there? Anyway we were giggling over that one..

Pamy
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01-02-2002

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 6:32 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Pamy a private message Print Post    
good times!! I wish that same group would be at Vegas this July!

Nickovtyme
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07-29-2004

Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 8:37 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nickovtyme a private message Print Post    
Cha-Cha: "We came here to win...not sissyfoot around."

Seamonkey
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09-07-2000

Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 10:05 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Seamonkey a private message Print Post    
Oswald to Rat: I'll set you free after this and I'll take you to a nice lab, where they'll apply makeup to you."

Seamonkey
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09-07-2000

Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 10:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Seamonkey a private message Print Post    
Loved the Guido and later Ian asking the names of their rats.. (Nelson and Tupac).

Seamonkey
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09-07-2000

Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 10:07 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Seamonkey a private message Print Post    
Guidos.. "When we retire, we can come here and get jobs as rat trainers"

Mizinvanccouver
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02-22-2003

Monday, March 19, 2007 - 9:25 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mizinvanccouver a private message Print Post    
Oswald & Danny:

After collecting the coal...

"Do I look like Rambo?"

"No, you look like a very gay racoon!"

Mizinvanccouver
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02-22-2003

Monday, March 19, 2007 - 9:27 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mizinvanccouver a private message Print Post    
Ok this isn't so much a saying as a doing. lol

When Danny and Oswald came up to Phil covered in coal and chased him around saying,"I'm going to hug you!!"

Then Phil said,"I'm just saying, and don't get me wrong but I was surprised you chose the coal collecting...lol" Then they reply,"Ya." and make a funny sound,"Bwa Wah Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" LOL

Lexie_girl
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07-30-2004

Monday, March 19, 2007 - 2:41 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lexie_girl a private message Print Post    
Miz... that was absolutely priceless watching them chase Phil and then him saying that to him. I'm loving me some Team Cha Cha Cha...



Lexie_girl
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07-30-2004

Sunday, March 25, 2007 - 7:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lexie_girl a private message Print Post    
Team Cha Cha Cha:

André? Where's André?



Teachmichigan
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07-22-2001

Sunday, March 25, 2007 - 8:24 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Teachmichigan a private message Print Post    
Team Cha Cha Cha:

(Referring to Mirna and Charla whom they had beaten in the puzzle but who then got ahead of them):

They must not have stopped to buy fruit!

Seamonkey
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09-07-2000

Sunday, March 25, 2007 - 10:17 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Seamonkey a private message Print Post    
LOL those were both ones that made me laugh!!

Also loved the look on Charla's and Mirna's faces when Phil said "catamaran".

Sugar
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08-15-2000

Sunday, March 25, 2007 - 10:20 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sugar a private message Print Post    
And when Cha Cha Cha said they would trade M & C for food was kinda funny.

Biginjapan
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07-23-2005

Monday, March 26, 2007 - 10:32 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Biginjapan a private message Print Post    
Loved Cha Cha Cha's Project Runway quote "Andre, Where's Andre."

Vacanick
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07-12-2004

Monday, March 26, 2007 - 10:44 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Vacanick a private message Print Post    
Loved it when Team Cha Cha told Charla and Mirna that they were "working" that side of the bench.

And when Charla said that Danny was good with cosmetics, I think that was it, when he put ice on the back of her neck on the boat. And Danny said it was only basic first aid.

Love Danny & Oswald!!

Roxip
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01-29-2004

Monday, March 26, 2007 - 11:42 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Roxip a private message Print Post    
And what was even funnier about the Cha Cha "working" line was that Mirna just didn't get the joke.

Watching2
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07-07-2001

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 - 12:52 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Watching2 a private message Print Post    
They don't seem to get a lot of jokes. LOL

Ok, so the "Andre? Where's Andre?" is from Project Runway? I couldn't understand what was so funny about it other then when they say things, they just crack me up anyway. :-)

Lexie_girl
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07-30-2004

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 - 5:24 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lexie_girl a private message Print Post    
Watching, "André? where's André?" was from Season 2 of Project Runway, when Tim Gunn would come into the room and ask that (André was one of the contestants). One of the other contestants, Santino, did a spot-on impersonation of Tim Gunn asking "André? where's André?" whenever Tim Gunn was not around. He also did an incredible impersonation where he spun this story of Tim Gunn and Andre going to the Red Lobster and got into a lover's quarrel.



Whoami
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08-03-2001

Monday, April 02, 2007 - 5:50 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Whoami a private message Print Post    
Dustin/Kandace....

"Wow, we get to see Chopin play the piano!"

"For real?"

"Well, he's dead."



Spoton
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09-16-2005

Monday, April 02, 2007 - 6:02 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Spoton a private message Print Post    
At the sausage-eating challenge (I believe by Eric): "...I give you Miss California!" spoken right after Dustin "gave back" her sausages!