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Fruitbat
Member
08-07-2000
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 11:10 am
Not to rain on the parade but that is a hampster.
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Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 11:28 am
Hamster, mouse.....who cares? I thought it was apalling!
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Feelangee
Member
01-04-2005
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 11:29 am
If I'm being honest Hamster, had you been singing like this and it was two thousand years ago, people would have stoned you. It was bloody awful. It was the musical version of Valium.
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Kristylovesbb
Member
09-14-2000
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 11:57 am
Mouse you trying to dance sexy has about as much sex appeal as a Donald Duck.
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Rabbit
Member
08-12-2001
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 11:58 am
Thank you mum for posting that correction, I started to several times but you know how angry I get when bi-peds don't now their burrowing rodents from a hole in the ground. And of coarse he would be stoned, everyone should know that hampsters are pathetic posers when it comes to song and dance. You should see them when they get drunk and think they can do a decent bunny hop.
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Lexie_girl
Member
07-30-2004
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 12:17 pm
If I'm going to be perfectly honest Hamster... (now screaming at audience) "Shut up and let me speak!!!" ... If I'm going to be perfectly honest, I think you belong on Broadway. (Simon said this to Clay Aiken)
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Alisons
Member
01-10-2003
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 12:17 pm
Hamster, you are the musical equivalent of furry wallpaper - people like to touch it once or twice and then talk about how tacky it is.
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Lexie_girl
Member
07-30-2004
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 12:20 pm
Hamster... I think you will sell more CDs than any other hamster that has won this competition.
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Fruitbat
Member
08-07-2000
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 12:58 pm
No problem, precious prince. It is a sore spot with me as well. I come to the aid of all who are furry. I am aware of how foolish a hampster, pissed on rum, can get. (Myth “Bats are rodents.” Bats may resemble rodents in many ways, but they are not rodents. In fact, there is recent evidence that bats may be more closely related to primates (which include humans) than to rodents (Museum of Paleontology, University of California at Berkeley). I feel a deep responsibility to keep the uninformed primates abreast of things.
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Watching2
Member
07-07-2001
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 1:10 pm
I'd know a hamster posin' anywhere! We've had our share of rodents - tons of gerbils, hamsters, rats... yep, once you get past the tail, they're good little pets, but they really hate when hamsters sing!
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Lexie_girl
Member
07-30-2004
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 1:22 pm
Hamster, I don't mean to be rude. We are looking for someone with the "IT" factor and I think you don't have what it takes to sell records.
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Luvmyjrt
Member
09-18-2003
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 4:26 pm
You guys are KILLING me! 
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Escapee
Member
06-15-2004
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 4:30 pm
My hamster sings "bad boy bad boys, whatcha gonna do....." And it dances and it is so loud. DD sings it too. They have the "IT" factor.
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Luvmyjrt
Member
09-18-2003
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 4:35 pm
Paula Abdul segment on Inside Edition: Not on drugs, she has found a "miracle cure" and is finally able to be herself. Says first few seasons she was in intolerable pain and has been diagnosed w/Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy and now receives injections. That's the real Paula........oh boy!
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Bonzacat
Member
07-08-2003
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 4:36 pm
Injections.... so that's it!

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Bonzacat
Member
07-08-2003
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 4:37 pm
"... Hamster, this is your competition to lose..."

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Lexie_girl
Member
07-30-2004
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 4:54 pm
Hamster sings Bohemian Rhapsody... Simon: Hamster... what can I say? That was astonishing.
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Watching2
Member
07-07-2001
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 5:26 pm
We had a pretty good dancin' dwarf hamster. He could do back flips likes nobody's business, but he really sucked at singing. Poor guy. heh heh
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Bonzacat
Member
07-08-2003
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 7:25 pm
Extra did a story on Paula tonight. She's the cover of the People Magazine that hits the stands Friday. Summary: her extensive injury and sugery past is reviewed, and she says she is not taking pills and feels better than she has in years. Let's all buy People and reconvene on Friday. 
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Bonzacat
Member
07-08-2003
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 8:07 pm
Paula Reveals 25 Years of Pain April 20, 2005 ExtraTV Paula Abdul's somewhat-bizarre behavior on this season's "American Idol" has led to cruel speculation on message boards and in chat rooms across America. People have called Paula "spaced out" and described her as someone "on drugs." But now, the sweet judge is courageously stepping forward in the upcoming issue of People magazine to talk about a painful 25-year health struggle that includes 12 surgeries and heavy medications. The 42-year-old former dancer-turned-'80's-singing-sensation told People magazine that her debilitating chronic pain started with a cheerleading accident when she was 17, and after numerous doctors and treatments, she felt paralyzed and on some days, couldn't even get out of bed. But Paula's career turned around when "American Idol" called and asked her to be a judge -- but even then, Paula told People she did the first season in intense pain. So how could Abdul possibly be that perky in so much pain? Paula says she's found the right doctor and the right treatment and is no longer suffering. Paula also vehemently denies having a drug problem, saying, "I'm not addicted to pills of any kind." She even revealed that she's started dancing again! For now, the positive-thinking and perky Paula is finally happy and pain-free, and even told People she's ready for a relationship again. You can read all about Paula's health confession in the new issue of People, which hits newsstands Friday. STORY HERE
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Jbean
Member
01-05-2002
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 8:17 pm
i hope that's true that she's not on drugs. i like her, she seems like a real nice person.
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Jimmer
Member
08-30-2000
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 8:33 pm
Paula seems like a pretty decent person. Hopefully, she can pull it together. Now getting back to the other stuff, it is obvious to a trained observer that the "hamster" in question is really a mouse who had a little too much plastic surgery. 
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Seamonkey
Member
09-07-2000
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 10:02 pm
"Thank you, Paula! Thanks, Simon! Yo Randy, you're aiight! I'd also like to thank my mamahamster for all those years, running in that wheel, and for papahamster, who kept the wheel greased, all so I could take singing lessons from The Chipmunks! Please vote for me at 1-866-HAMSTER1" Throws kiss to Paula.. I do believe I saved that lil picture but that someone, perhaps Halfunit, posted it first and found it somewhere. Interesting story about Paula
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Buggles
Member
09-07-2002
| Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 10:43 pm
Hamster, you know you're one of the *dawgs*. As a record producer I know exactly where you fit in the music scene. No guesswork. That song is a hit, dude.
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Lexie_girl
Member
07-30-2004
| Thursday, April 21, 2005 - 7:54 am
Neil Sedaka: Hamster... that version of Solitaire was brilliant. You owned that song!!! I would consider it an honor to write songs for you whether you win this competition or not. (massive applause from audience)
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